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Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 04:24 PM

I got this e-mail, and like Brad...I thought I would start something and watch it go....

The New Plan

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest
of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

If you feel this is the winning plan, vote yes and send it on.

Posted by: MarkV Apr 3 2003, 04:34 PM

I would never cut it in charm school.

Oh, Nice squirrel

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 04:38 PM

Go to Mars... you can start your own colony there

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 04:39 PM

I am just forwarding what was sent to me...not my thoughts.

Rich :finger2: -_- :finger2: :finger2: :finger2:

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 04:44 PM

Yeah, I knew... no hard feelings

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:19 PM

geen inbreuk genomen dude

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 05:22 PM

funny, that's just one of those lines you can't literally translate
Still a good effort!

Doe de groeten aan je eekhoorn

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:23 PM

Spreken sie deutche?

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 05:33 PM

r_towle,
ja, wir sprechen deutsch (jeroen und ich).
aber was hat das mit deinen gehversuchen in holländisch zu tun ?

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 05:35 PM

btw. Mr. r_towle,
all "Custom Members" are required to fill in their Location once they reach 100 posts!

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:39 PM

Location,,,,,

???????????????????????

Actually Boston

Eines tages werdes ich sehr gut deutche sprecken

Ich hat arbieted by Siemens in Munchen fon 96 bis 99 aba Ich hat slecht deutche then und Ich habe sehr slecht deutche jetz

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:40 PM

Didnt read the location requirement in the custom member admition handbook...must have burned that page or just plain got to lazy to fill in that blank...

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 05:44 PM

Scheisse! Es wär zu spät für die Schwiegemutter also hatten wir sie auf dem Imperial gebunden

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 05:47 PM

man, that's funny ....

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:48 PM

Ok, how do you use the quote feature...

And what the hell is Imperial Gebunden

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 05:48 PM

here's the handbook page for you again:

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=724

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 05:50 PM

your mother in law strapped on top of the imperial ...

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:51 PM

I thought you had nodded off there Sir...

Good to see you are still with us...

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 05:53 PM

I have successfully cleaned the first page of your name

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:23 PM

apparently if I read the custom member rule book correctly the need for me to fill in the location field would only apply if I was to place an ad in the classified section???

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 07:25 PM

No, it's also needed here on the BBS
Just so we know where to aim our scud-missiles

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:29 PM

well I am safe, raytheon, the inventors and manufacturers of the patriot missile are located just down the street....

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:32 PM

I would make these if there is enough interest...

I think it becomes cost justfied at around 25 sets if I remember the math (did these last year I think)

Rich

Posted by: VegasRacer Apr 3 2003, 07:39 PM

Ich spreche und lese Deutsch auch.
Aber alles Ich schreibe hat schrecklich buchstabieren und schlimmer grammatik.

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 07:45 PM

nope, that's when things get really ugly. we "prefer" members (and custom members in particular!) to have their location field filled in at sign-up.
soooo, you're quite a bit behind!

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 07:46 PM

impressively clear to me

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:47 PM

ditto

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:48 PM

I used this in bars to nice looking german ladies

wan sie langsam sprechen den geniesen wier beide

spelling is probably wrong though, I speak better than I write german..

Posted by: VegasRacer Apr 3 2003, 07:50 PM

Danke. Ich habbe schon gelernt wie quote arbeitet.

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 07:54 PM

not me...

Posted by: Jeroen Apr 3 2003, 08:02 PM

We won't tell ya how it works 'till you enter your location

cheers,

Jeroen

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:04 PM

Fine

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:04 PM

getting closer

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:05 PM

I love that one

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:07 PM

There, I have added my location

Posted by: Zeke Apr 3 2003, 08:19 PM

Back to the topic in the first post of the thread. I'm in 100% Add to charm school English lessons. We ought to be able to speak our own language correctly and spell and use it correctly as well.

You will find this position in political science under isolationism. We are not in too good of shape right now to go cold turkey, but we cold use a strong dose of isolationism. It will dump the economy in the toilet right away. In the long run, our country would be better off. What politician can you think of that would dare run on this platform? I don't think you will find any. This is why we will never see this philosophy. Ross Perot was close.

As far as the 914s are concerned, the way I see it is that most of the aftermarket stuff is made here already. And the cars are already here, so no money goes out of the country (or doesn't need to) because of 914s. Forget about that new 996 you've been wanting. The only way isolationism works is to place large tariffs on imports.

Overall, it would be an economic diaster for a quarter of a century, but after that we would have a quality of life second to none.

The whole business is a pie-in-the-sky. HOWEVER, I hereby declare my candidacy for President. Vote for me in 2004. Send money. I will close the door.

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:22 PM

Whose your running mate?????

Posted by: Zeke Apr 3 2003, 08:24 PM

How 'bout ol' Ross hisself?

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:26 PM

he would never play second fiddle....I was thinking Strom might do well with this platform...seems he can do anything and get elected

Posted by: MarkV Apr 3 2003, 08:30 PM

The squirrel is his running mate.

If he wins it will be Vice President Squirrel.

Posted by: Zeke Apr 3 2003, 08:32 PM

Well then, I'll just get some nazi skinhead supremicist and let him manhandle the Senators.

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:33 PM

ok, you do that, but that might go against the theme of your campaign....

Posted by: rick 918-S Apr 3 2003, 08:44 PM

I think you should run with the squirrel. The bazooka may be a little over the top.

Posted by: Zeke Apr 3 2003, 08:44 PM

What? Who better to advocate being an isolated country than a biggoted narrow minded anti-diversity type? Well forget the nazi. I'm sure I can dig up an isolationist somewhere. BTW, don't they do that at the party convention after the nomination? I need to choose or establish a political party. I think I need Brad's help now.

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 08:54 PM

the auto party

Posted by: seanery Apr 3 2003, 09:03 PM

Ich habe keine fuBe!

don't know how to make an B correctly.

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 3 2003, 09:06 PM

if you have a PC, hold down the ALT key and type (on the numeric pad, make sure NumLock is ON)

0223

then let go of the ALT key ...


ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 09:07 PM

the avatar might explain that

Try two ss's

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 09:08 PM

leave it to the brit, working in an inferior country with american keyboards

Posted by: seanery Apr 3 2003, 09:08 PM

yeah but that's two ss not an ß.

Posted by: seanery Apr 3 2003, 09:08 PM

Thanks Andy,

that's about all I remember from 3 years of German in HS and college.

Posted by: r_towle Apr 3 2003, 09:13 PM

I lived there and remember less

Posted by: Bleyseng Apr 3 2003, 10:13 PM

Do you have a pic of the Limo?
Geoff