Posted by: Howard Mar 25 2004, 04:53 PM

Ok, it's a slow day and spending too much time here, but..........

I have noticed a definite sour attitude at our BBS. 'Been screwed again' has received the most member hits since the board was started. Other popular topics have been plastic woman, Dave's fight with traffic, Brad's customer argument, etc. Then there is the ridicule of most things eBay, but the final straw was members making fun of my big ass (spoiler).

Attached is this year's birthday present from my kids. I earned it, and came by it honestly, but here I am in the presence of greatness, so must concede.

Please submit your nomination for the biggest asshole here, along with your reason(s). Brad and Otto get a 'by'. While you may submit yourself, there is a danger here. If you know you're an asshole you probably aren't.

The Grand PooBa will review your entries, post them and post them on a poll. After the members put it to a vote, the winner(?) will receive this hat.


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Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 25 2004, 04:58 PM

my vote for mike Z
...dude that is one HUGE WHALE TAIL

Posted by: SLITS Mar 25 2004, 05:02 PM

I already have a T-Shirt and don't need your

EFFIN

puny hat.

Posted by: Jenny Mar 25 2004, 05:03 PM

That was going to be my vote for biggest, hairiest asshole.

Jen

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 25 2004, 05:04 PM

UGH!!!!

Posted by: rick 918-S Mar 25 2004, 05:05 PM

Hard to compete with "B" He's not really an "A" hole but that is his sign on. I'm not sure you can give it away with out his permission. Mike Z has a dry abrassive air about him. But still not the hole. Even if he was, how could you tell with that hairy butt cleavage...

Posted by: Mark Henry Mar 25 2004, 05:39 PM

Nope my thread has the most hits

Nailed: Members 914 pictures (Pages 1 2 3 ...61) Mark Henry, Replies 1207, Views 53164

Does this mean I'm an asshole....nice hat.

Posted by: Howard Mar 25 2004, 05:55 PM

Nice try, Mark. That site is admin, nailed and used as a reference. You are almost an asshole for suggesting that.

I want some real nominees or I keep the hat! Let me add that this hat is a real collector's item. New with tag still attached from Hustler Hollywood. Made by slave child labor in Bangladesh.

Posted by: VegasRacer Mar 25 2004, 05:58 PM

Can we make Alfred a candidate?
He is not really here anymore.
He does keep trying to come back.
He just gets banned every time he signs up again.

Posted by: Mark Henry Mar 25 2004, 06:00 PM

Hey at least it's still there!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 25 2004, 06:00 PM

but we should make him a different hat......
like "im a racist bastard"..yeah that works

Posted by: Howard Mar 25 2004, 06:06 PM

Mark, that is friggin' cold. I'm nominating you

Aaron, Alfred is not a racist. Have him explain to you why the numbers 0 thru 9 are aryan, not arabic. OK, Alfred's in too.

Posted by: ! Mar 25 2004, 06:41 PM

If nominated, I will not run, if elected I will not serve.....

Posted by: Mark Henry Mar 25 2004, 07:18 PM

Cool! I told ya dat I like the hat

Posted by: DrifterJay Mar 25 2004, 07:24 PM

who was alfred? Did this incident happen when I was gone learning how to kill people and blow things up?

Posted by: ! Mar 25 2004, 07:26 PM

12 year old racist with a tiny penis....spouts shit and gets banned.

As opposed to me....46 with a HUGE one....spouting crap and yet to get banned....

Posted by: Howard Mar 25 2004, 07:46 PM

Sorry, Mike,

That's another contest.

Posted by: seanery Mar 25 2004, 07:48 PM

did I read that right?
Mike likes 12 year old small penises?

Posted by: ! Mar 25 2004, 07:48 PM

Only in jars that have been pickled....

Posted by: seanery Mar 25 2004, 07:52 PM

Posted by: Bleyseng Mar 25 2004, 07:54 PM

....must be all that FCC and White House pressure to clean this BBS up!
There is lots of good vibes on this BBS, now if I could just find it!!!!!

Posted by: seanery Mar 25 2004, 08:01 PM

that's what I'm talking about....can you feel the vibe....yeah, hmmmm

Posted by: tat2dphreak Mar 25 2004, 08:03 PM

can I nominate myself... just b/c I like the hat!!!

Posted by: ! Mar 25 2004, 08:09 PM

You assume that is your only qualifications?

When you ASSUME, you can make an ASS out of U and ME.....

wait...that didn't come out right......

Posted by: Sammy Mar 25 2004, 08:24 PM

Ooh ooh ooh...... me!

I wanna hat.

Posted by: TimT Mar 25 2004, 08:42 PM

Im not an asshole, Im a shithead.. so you guys guy ahead and choose the winner in this contest

Posted by: red914 Mar 25 2004, 09:44 PM

how could anyone make fun of that spoiler? ok it would be ridiculous on my 1.7, but there is a v8 under there, fer cryin'out loud! it needs that thing! i wish mine had one quarter the hp. and a smaller spoiler to go with the fewer horses.

make that one vote FOR the spoiler.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 25 2004, 10:35 PM

Biggest Asshole Award gets the Biggest whale tail lawn ornament ever! thats it...i nominate myself! i want a huge lawn ornament!!!!!

Posted by: blonde914 Mar 25 2004, 11:41 PM

Howard, I'm not an asshole although I have known a few. I think it is only fair that after you give away the asshole hat you start a new contest for the biggest BITCH. Now that one I have handsdown, ask anyone, my husband, children, coworkers, friends, store clerks, school teachers, bus drivers, neighbors. Go ahead ask. I have worked long and hard to earn this title and I think I deserve a hat too! Please!!!
Sherry

P.S. I still love your car, I will love it with or without a large p-n-s I mean spoiler.

Posted by: Joe Ricard Mar 26 2004, 06:40 AM

Nice hat. I'm I retired Navy Senior Chief. That makes me a retired ASSHOLE. Just ask anyone that used to work for me. and a Gunners Mate at that.

So if there is room to print "RETIRED" on top then I'm in.
I'm so mellow now it is sickening. well my 17 yr old might still have a vote.


HARD TO VOTE FOR ANY OF THE CLUB MEMBERS ALL THE ONES I HAVE MET ARE VERY NICE. Ain't met you left coasters yet however.

Posted by: tat2dphreak Mar 26 2004, 08:12 AM

technically I'm a smart-ass... but that has gotten me called an ASSHOLE MANY times... in fact,very few people that know me, hasn't called me an Asshole... yet!

Posted by: Howard Mar 26 2004, 09:58 AM

Due to a lack of credible nominees, this will now be closed without going to a poll. It's a sad day when this many assholes won't stand up and be counted. Besides, I like the hat, too.

Joe, I was chief of firing battery on 105 howitzers. Maybe that's why we get along

Posted by: aufaber Mar 26 2004, 11:04 AM

I think Zois has this one locked up.

Sammy's always looking for the free stuff.

Posted by: Boldylocks Mar 26 2004, 11:17 AM

I nominate Boldylocks.
(I hate myself)

Posted by: Bleyseng Mar 26 2004, 09:05 PM

Here's a great tee shirt for the biggest asshole...


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Posted by: majkos Mar 27 2004, 01:02 PM

Ohhhh! I like that shirt!
I can wear it,and not say a thing! !

Posted by: 914gem Mar 28 2004, 12:38 AM

I was going to vote for Brad but we like him here in Arkansas as long as he lives out west.

Posted by: Brad Roberts Mar 28 2004, 01:41 AM

Thanks.. really..


LOL



B

Posted by: SirAndy Mar 28 2004, 01:48 AM

ok, here is something that has been bugging me for quite a while now ...

why the hell is Arkansas NOT pronounced like

Ar Kansas

but rather like

Ar Can Saw

????? Andy

Posted by: Brad Roberts Mar 28 2004, 01:52 AM

You have heard me call it "Ar Kansas" several times. The whole time we where there.


Come on Jimmy.. tell us.



B

Posted by: vsg914 Mar 28 2004, 07:30 AM

There is an Arkansas City in Kansas. Pronounced"Ar-kan-sas. They get real pissed when pronounced Ar-kan-saw city

Posted by: ppickerell Mar 28 2004, 05:46 PM

I nominate myself for volunteering to host the March 914 brakfast and even posting about providing the food and drink and then cancelling at the last minute.

Posted by: Bruce Allert Mar 30 2004, 06:04 PM

I was gonna stay outta dis but with Qarls last post about get'n rid of the Porsche

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=10543

it scared a bunch of us so... I gotta nominate him wholeheartedly

QARL... you da MAN
do I hear any seconds on this???

........b

Posted by: tat2dphreak Mar 30 2004, 07:33 PM

I second it! I may be an ASS, but I can't compete with that!