Well I got my first insult today. Was driving down a 4 lane road...guy passing me on the right yells out his window from his big SUV...
"Your car sounds like a lawnmower".
So I have the most expensive 2.0L /4 lawnmower in Houston. Idiots are always amusing.
Has anybody else been insulted on the open road about your "fake" Porsche or small engine?
So... How much to mow my lawn every week???
I figure the "lawnmower" comment was just all he could think of. The real reason for the insult was because he had to pass you on the right!
Seriously, when I'm wanting to pass on a multi-lane freeway and can't because all the left lanes are clogged with people who just drive there out of habit without being conscious they should be the the right lanes unless passing... And I have to pass to the right where the lanes are more free... That irritates the hell out of me.
(Not saying you were doing any of this, just reminds me of a point.)
When I first got my 914, I was driving home from work and I realized, it did sound like a lawnmower...
Eric
I get the that thing smells like crap. People are so used to cat converters now.
I never!
But I have received tons of compliments on looks, sound, and quickness.
Also I've seen confused looks from guys who wonder why the little 914 sounds like their Corvette... LOL
I've never been insulted to drive a 914, although a few people in my PCA years identified themselves as idiots..
When asked what I drove, I'd say a 914.. if they were cool about it, I'd talk about my Dad's car, and my passion for racing, ask them about theirs, and then share a little about the 993 in the parking lot.
If they gave the classic NARP symptoms, I turn my back and talk with someone else.
Life is too short.
What you need is one of those electronic setups that runs different engine exhaust sounds through stereo speakers.
Where's that old thread?..... They have a setup that monitors engine rpm and matches the pitch... You choose what engine you want to sound like with a knob... V8, V10, etc.
In the early 70'sthe worst Insults came from the 911 owners.
They never considered the 914 or the 914-6 a REAL Porsche.
I went to 1 PCA Event back then and their arrogance was
amazing I never went back.
I've never gotten the lawnmower comment, but I have been told my car is too loud, most likely because it is too loud for most people.
I have been to a little cafe/coffee shop by the beach, and a snob with a Austin Healey was badmouthing my car talking to whoever he had brought with him saying it was not a Porsche, and ony a low power VW.. blah blah.. oh well.
Just take it with a grain of salt. We like our cars, and that's all that matters really.
"You know that thing's a Volkswagen, don't you?"
That's the worst I've got...
Stoplight. Roof off. Airedale in passenger seat sitting up proper like a human. 2 Guys in jacked-up pickup pull up in lane beside. Look over (and down) at me and say: "Who's your girlfriend?" I had to laugh! Usually only get complaints about the smell and the noise though. Cheers, R
I got the "nice VW" comment from a Redwood Region PCA guy at a Charles Schultz Airport Autocross once. Later when he was handing out time slips and I had been beating him by a few seconds all day I said "kind of seems like a real Porsche now doesn't it?" as he handed me my last time slip...
Just the usual "Nice VW" crap.
I respond with "Thanks!" Then I drive away smiling.
I have no problems driving a nice VW.
Zach
I don't get comments like those
Not that one in particular, but all of the NARP, VW & other BS the others have stated - more so back in the 70's!
As with Rob's AX comment, most of the high & mighty tail-dragger crowd couldn't keep up on the curves! ... even a buddy with a new 930 Turbo lagged back (but he was a lousy driver) - of course I'm talking curvy roads - not formal racing & AXing in my case!
Next time you see that A-hole, ask him how much fuel his PIG burns a week - then laugh!
Hey Brent - I find that giving them the "Un-finger" utterly befuddles them (i.e.: "that finger" down & leaving the space, with other fingers up). After all - F-ing is pretty fun stuff, & certainly too good for most of those a-holes!
I've never gotten anything but thumbs up only "complaint" was ever about the noise... and that was my old apartment complex... because I would leave for work at 6am, and was in the back of the complex, I had to basically go by most of the apartments in the complex...
When I had my 3.2 six conversion I had a guy pull up next to me in a new Boxster S. We were both waiting at a onramp light to get on the freeway, 2 lanes merge to one. Anyhow I look over and say nice Boxster, he looks over with his blue tooth in his ear and kinda smirks and chuckles. Needless to say when the light went green, my 3.2 ate his 3.2 for lunch. After that he would not even look over at me when he repassed me on the highway.
Ferg
Augh. Never knew Porsche made a 914
"What is that, a Fiat?"
Best one was a complement from a teenage girl gas attendant, local Sunoco, just miles from Mosport raceway. Doing a fill she was looking at my car saying "I hate Porsche's because their so ugly...but this one is really cute!
The guy in the pimped out C4 beside me was not impressed.
On the brightside-
My UPS guy- who usually only has time to throw a package at me before sprinting back to the truck- actually ducked his head in the garage today and said, "Wow! Two Porsches!" And here I've been calling it a 411.
The following story happened after a co-worker decided to insult my "Lola"!
Well I got into a heated discussion with one of the directors of engineering about my "VW". He kept saying "It's not a porsche, you need to take those porsche letters off that VW". I told him, "Who do you think designed the VW bug" and "why do you think the 356 looks just like a VW inside and out"? He then kept up with praising his brand new 500HP Shelby Mustang (I have a bad habit of not backing down when challenged) I then made the comment about how his so called mustang was just a ford falcon on steroids. Then I decided to ask him if he wanted to race for pink slips? Of course he laughed and asked "what do you have in there"? Told him it was stock 2.0. By this point there were several engineers and project managers listening, laughing and making wise ass remarks about our "loud" conversation and he was visibly upset at me cause I had the nerve to challenge his wonderful car in front of our peers. Now, after about 2 days of people (office gossip) talking about how I was going to lose my car and some people even saying "what if I win". the director came to my desk a little pissed and said to me he would race me anytime and anywhere! I laughed, and said "if just in the slightest chance I win , are you prepared to sign that 60k car over to me"? To make a long story short , he ended the conversation with "you have to have a turbo or something in there and I did some checking on-line. If you have a 250HP turbo'd motor, your half the HP but half the weight so it would be a good race". He then asked me (which was funny) if we can call it a draw? Since then (about 2 years ago) He hasn't made any remarks about my "fake" porsche.
Yah, I've got plenty of insults over the past 17 years or so of 914 ownership. All the usual NARP, "over glorified Volkswagen" and "Poor mans Porsche" crap.
But just last weekend I was out for a drive with the roof off on a nice sunny day, sitting at a stoplight and some jackass yells across two lanes of traffic "UGLY PORSH!" I wasn't even insulted, all I could think was, what an asshole.
Typically anytime someone talks shit about a 914 (or anything else for that matter) I simply ask them, "Oh ya, what can you tell me about them?" Usually they don't have the slightest clue. It shut's them up real quick
I love my Ugly Porsh Teeners Rock!
I've heard many times that it LOOKS like a lawnmower, but not sounds like a lawnmower...
I had the top off one night and someone spit on my car...oh well, they're just pissed off that a kid that is 10 years younger then they are has a WAY nicer car then they'll ever have.
Ive gotten nice vw all the time...its not worth explaining to people that you won't find a 914 in the vw museum in wolfsburg but would find one in porsches in stuttgart.
The worst I got was from another 914 owner at 2008 WCR. He drove by me slowed & said. Dude your 914 is leaking radiator fluid . Damned if he wasn't right . Then he laughed as he drove on by. Okay I wasn't offended. If I wasn't pissed that my car was breaking down. I would have laughed my ass off
Someone once said
"Oi, mate is that a real pawsh"
"no, it's a fucking hologram"
Was at a gas station last Sept. at the MUSR in Hot Springs filling up. Some teenagers leaving the station yells out "that car is shit". Now it is hard to keep up with the younger slang. My girlfriend said that was a compliment.... I thought they were insulting the car and was ready to fight....
Insults?
How about when the 911 waved me by at blackhawk farms on novic track day?
Back in 75 i had an older guy in the parking ramp who got out of a 911 walk past me and my 73 914 tell me that after i grow more hair on my ass maybe i could afford a 911.
At the time i was working for my Dad in his Art Studio and i could of bought a 911 if i had wanted one.
I never had any insults (that may be due to my size in part), but there seem to be more and more thumbs up and admiration for the car these days.
The closest story I was told was when my car was in a local Porsche shop. The owner had my conversion car up on the rack when one of his 911 Turbo customers came by the shop and joked that he must now be working on VWs. He simply replied to him that he wouldn't want to try to race against the 914-6, as it would easily beat him in a straight line, and be all over him at a track day. The owner had a beautiful 914-6 hot rod many years ago, so he knows of what he speaks.
The best advice is enjoy your car and don't worry what anyone else thinks. That must explain all the rusted out Honda Civics with coffee can exhaust tips!
I can remember only two insults across the years. One on the 914 and one on my Norton Commando. Both great machines.
There was a Potomac Region DE at Mid Ohio where the lead instructor, a 911 pilot, during our first class was teaching us the lines around the course.
I held up my hand after a bit and asked him if those lines were the same for mid-engined cars like my 2.7L 914-6. He said that for all practical purposes they were the identical. Then he had one more thing to add.
He said the 914-6 was a wonderful car to start with, and that he had done just that. But that I would want to upgrade whenever possible to a 911. I had only driven Sears Point and Memphis at that time so I was a rank newbee and kept my mouth shut. Then we hit the track. With the Commando...
Crotch-rocket folks used to tell me my beyond-restored Norton sounded like a washing machine. Then we would leave Alice's Restaurant for Half Moon Bay (and thereabouts) where they could never leave me in the dust and some got passed regularly. I used very sticky tires, and having the shifter on the right side was clearly an advantage. The point is...
In neither case did I have to say a thing. Our machines tell the story just fine without us.
yep, big difference between being "SICK" and "making me sick"
My only insults revolve around the fact that I haven't gotten it done yet...
"Is that thing ever going to run?"
Maybe one day I'll prove em wrong.
Only one insult in 37 years. 10 year old kid said to his dad, " wow dad look, its a porsche". Dad said "no son, thats not a real Porsche". As the kid helped his dad up off the ground, He asked his dad, " was that a real punch dad?"
My son, a high school junior, was working with two other students on a physics catapult project early this week. They needed some tools out of my shop and saw the "zonk" sitting there on jackstands. The two students, both girls, knew exactly what it was and complemented my son on his dad's cool car.
Made my whole week!
It isn't just 914's. I had one of the first 944's in the SF Bay Area when they came out, and I got plenty of NARP comments. I'm sure 924 owners did, too.
I only seem to get compliments these days. And I noticed I never got any insults from the many BMW drivers at the BMWCCA DE events I drove my 914 at (I had an M3, too). Especially the ones who had to pull over and let the 95 HP "VW" pass them.
The only insults I get are from the Porsche shop. The guy likes to say rude things about my car and my love for 914's in front of other customers. They all have 911's and 356's. His real problem is the fact that I can make my car run without paying him to do the work and it's killing him. I think it's pretty funny. You ought to hear him when he sees me working on my car. He visits my shop just to insult me. My car will never run right. Am I aware that the holes in the jets are going to get bigger if I use a reamer on them? Your co levels are way too low....they're actually a bit high at idle...2.9. There's no way I could possibly do anything right....Then he heard it run. "That sounds real good". Then he left.
You guys are way too serious about "insults". Every one described is from someone who's simply clueless, so why do you care? And did you ever consider that those morons were doing you a favor by identifying themselves as idiots right off the bat? Worst thing in the world is to waste a lot of time before you discover the guy's a fool, and by then it's already hard to get rid of them.
Closest thing lately was from my buddy who's past two toy cars have been Late model Nissan Z-cars.
"Why don't you just get something you can drive?"
Of course, in the 5 years I have known him, the car has been queen of the jackstands. But thats changing this spring. Or summer. For sure. Really.
This reminds me of the stories thread a while back with the parking lot attendant bitching about the electric teener in the electric car only space and the mustang going off the road after trying to keep ahead. Wish I could find that thread, classic stories.
I joined the PCA club in West Canada for one year and didn't feel very welcome there so I never renewed but that was probably over 10 years ago or so and things may have changed.
I remember one time when I was stopped at a light and this beater old pick up truck pulled up next to me and the passenger leaned out the way and yelled down at me "How many rubbers bands does it take to move that?" I wasn't really sure what he meant but when the light turned green he tried to race me and his piece of garbage truck was smoking and I just left him back there so far that is was just so funny.
I use to also get the occassional and sarcastic "NICE VW!!" too but mostly by people driving worse cars than myself like one in a lowered Hyundai pony with tinted windows
After moving to Japan I get lots of nice comments now and sometimes even feel like a celebrity over here, people also stop to ask what is my car and take pictures and newer Porsche owners like it too. I have met many jealous Boxster owners here who loved my car and its not even close to being completed or done.
I occasionally hear crap about my 914 not being a real Porsche. My response is that I would give up my other "REAL" Porsches any day for my 914 and also- don't knock it til you drive it.
My other "REAL" real Porsche are ok for daily driving, kid transportation and getting groceries but for real fun, I take the 914. My 914 would blow my 911 out of the water on the track.
Say what you want- I love 914's
I just got mine about a week ago and have been taking it apart in the garage and my wife decided to nickname the car "rusty". My own wife!
After I expressed my displeasure she assured me that it is after a good friend of hers that she really respected.
I don't believe her
I found the best way to keep the "how's the VW" comments to a minimum, is by leaving the car on jackstands where it belongs. I wonder if they will correct me and say it's a Porsche, if i put a big VW bus emblem on the hood. 99% of the time always got compliments on the 914s. Never a bad remark from the guys and gals in the PCA>
Back in the day when most knew what a 914 was, I would get implied insults in the way of challenges from some even unlikely cars. Little did they know I had the 6 card to play. Summarizing their collective reactions would be something like "Oops!". Now that I don't that fast anymore I miss my 914-4 for the fun, simple, and carefree ride that it was. Still have the 6 though.
A national past time in this country is to "pull down", by any means, those who are successful and seem to be happy. Jealousy of those who seem to be doing well is manifested by those who are often insecure.
The solution to the problem, if it is a problem, is to wipe the smile off your face when driving your 914. People just don't (at least those who have to say something insulting) like other folks being happy.
"Envy is the art of counting the other fellows blessings instead of your own."
(Harold Coffin)
Dave
when ever I think about "insults" from other Porsche owners, I usually get the cross eyed look from Boxter owners.
I think Jeremy from Top Gear said it best
"If you drive a Boxter, your life didn't turn out exactly as you thought it should"
If you drive a Boxster yo mama will wonder if you like girls.
A local GT3 owner who I beat on regular occation calls my car a glorified Miata
I think he's just jealous
Never have gotten an insult about any of my 914's, only thumbs up, pictures, and lots of 'nice car' comments. But then again, none of mine look stock, so they are not exactly subtle....
No wait, I take that back. I used to get 'comments' from my race buddies that I always seemed to be working on my car at the track while they just sat around waiting for the next run group. I always fixed any issue, and they kept saying 'why not step up to a newer car, like my ______________ ' (fill in the blank 911 variant). But, all my work was either free or cheap and pretty quickly fixed.
Each of them, however have spent MANY THOUSANDS of $$$$$ fixing big broken things, and sit out for months getting them done.
Oh, and I like to remind them that all of my parts cost soooo much less then theirs: I go through a set of brake pads every 18 months, them every other weekend...stuff like that...
Oh, and all those 911 drivers love to go for rides with me on the track.... I wonder why???
I did have another one recently. Pulled up to my girlfriends office to take her to lunch. A young male, probably about 16, said I like that car yo, dat a corvette? I gotta gets me one o dem.
A Corvette
Anyways, had to explain what it was.
90% of folks in my age group have no clue what it is.
One time i brought it to a meet while it was running and an autox nerd I know blew his led DUDE YOU HAVE A 914 OMG TAKE ME FOR A RIDE!
He hopped out of his built turbo MR2 for this
Never had an insult, you'd have to be listening or care to be insulted.
hahahahaha...
It's funny, I have a few friends (early 20s) who don't have any cars newer than 1970. Even funner, my car has no badging, but I have met a number of girls who have correctly identified it.
I've never been insulted or even heard a negative comment. The car is so distinctive (and bright yellow and relatively loud too) so at school I do get a lot of "you're that guy" when people first meet me.
Just one that has stuck with me. From the former owner of my 914-6 - "You ruined it"
Some of these stories, make me think if my PCA membership is going to go in the mail. I made out the check, but have over a month. I've been a member for over 20 years, but I don't seem to get much out of it lately. Most PCA folks don't even know what a 914 is.
T.C.
In support of our PCA region I have to say that no one from ORPCA has ever disparaged my 914. Granted, it only sees track days and autocrosses as it is a track only car, but even then, the other porsche owners always are very cordial, even complementary.
I am lucky that our local PCA group has a number of very involved 914 owners.
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