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Posted by: Howard Jul 7 2004, 12:15 AM

On a serious note, I realize what admin is trying to accomplish and support their decision. But on a much more important note, what about tasteless humor?

Just received an email showcasing a great new talent. Not only can this guy play piano with his balls, but he does it G Rated. Amazing.

Do we want to have tasteless jokes on our BBS?

http://www.thehowardagency.com/pianowithballs.wmv

Posted by: Aaron Cox Jul 7 2004, 12:21 AM

amazing!

Posted by: bondo Jul 7 2004, 12:29 AM

Holy crap! After that I'm going to have to vote YES!

Posted by: skline Jul 7 2004, 01:31 AM

That was great, very entertaining. I have never seen that before. can we book him for WCC 2005?

Posted by: ArtechnikA Jul 7 2004, 04:59 AM

ow.

Posted by: redshift Jul 7 2004, 06:55 AM

Hmm.. I vote: NO.


M

Posted by: Bruce Allert Jul 7 2004, 07:14 AM

Tasteless??? that had more taste than the steak I had last night

Hell yes! It made me smile & feel good early in the morning

......b

Posted by: ! Jul 7 2004, 08:49 AM

That was amazing....of course later we'll find out it was lip synced.....

Posted by: itsa914 Jul 7 2004, 08:57 AM

Posted by: SirAndy Jul 7 2004, 12:34 PM

we don't care as long as you put OT or NPC in the title!

and make sure you mention if it is save to open at work ...
Andy

Posted by: itsa914 Jul 7 2004, 08:26 PM

My wife wants to know if this was from a Tv show?

Posted by: seanery Jul 7 2004, 08:32 PM

yes

Posted by: itsa914 Jul 7 2004, 08:36 PM

ok smart ass what show?

Posted by: seanery Jul 7 2004, 08:48 PM

It's all about asking the right questions!

I have no idea, but I've been in the biz long enough to know that, yes, it was a tv show.

Posted by: itsa914 Jul 7 2004, 08:50 PM

Remind me to the next time I see you

to quote my late Father

"Remeber everyone likes a little Ass, but no one likes a smart ASS"

Posted by: Howard Jul 8 2004, 12:35 PM

Today's contribution: Windows (all platforms) Screen Cleaner. Do not open at work

Tip: Move mouse faster for better cleaning.http://www13.de/4u/screenclean.swf

Posted by: Howard Jul 12 2004, 12:50 PM

Today's

Living in the South.....

A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.

You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "Go ahead...you paid for the room."

You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

A new lottery system is in effect in Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Interstate 40.

An Alabama state trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
The redneck said, "'Bout what?"

Posted by: djm914-6 Jul 12 2004, 01:41 PM

Things I have about people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you ! keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Posted by: Alison Baker Jul 12 2004, 02:31 PM

This is for girls on the BBS

A poem for girls ...


I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify

any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,

but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage

without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends,

about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,

and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit,

to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,

at any cost.

And I don't have a problem,

admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,

an important date.

You just gotta deal with it,

I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,

with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay,

to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,

I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,

Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear,

I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

Posted by: Howard Jul 12 2004, 02:35 PM

Alison: Get it?, you DICK!?!
Howard: God, I've missed you

Posted by: Alison Baker Jul 12 2004, 02:43 PM

Howard ...away u and take a hike !!!

Posted by: Alison Baker Jul 12 2004, 02:52 PM

Check it out


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Posted by: Alison Baker Jul 12 2004, 02:53 PM

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Posted by: scotty Jul 12 2004, 04:03 PM

How about "porsche content" humor and NPC humor?

Posted by: Howard Jul 14 2004, 09:25 AM

Today's contribution. This is G rated, but other stuff at the same site is not.

This guy is good. Hope to have him as an instructor at WCC 2005.http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1404&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1472&DISPLAYORDER=20040712191146&CAT=movies

Posted by: SLITS Jul 14 2004, 09:30 AM

It has become painfully obvious that some of our members have

WAY TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS

Posted by: Howard Jul 14 2004, 09:37 AM

You love it and you know it. At least I found out where you get your avatars.

Posted by: SLITS Jul 14 2004, 09:40 AM

Bummer, I'm busted

I suppose you are now in charge of the plagarism and copyright committee

Posted by: Mueller Jul 14 2004, 04:50 PM

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. "Mommy, how old are you?" she asked.

"Now dear," said her mother, "You should never ask a woman what her age is." "Why not?" demanded Jenny. "Because it isn't polite. You'll understand better when you grow up." Jenny thought about it for a moment, then piped up, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

"Jenny," said her mother, "That's not a question you ask people." "Why not?" "Because it's not polite to ask grown-ups about how much they weigh. You'll understand some day."

"Mommy," Jenny asked, "Why did you and Daddy get divorced?" "Darling," her mother replied with a sigh, "That's something that's still very painful for Mommy, and I really can't talk about it now. I'll explain when you are a little older."

The next day, Jenny told a friend at school about the conversation with her mother. The other little girl explained to her, "All you have to do is get a look at your mom's driver's license. It has all the information about any grown-up you want on it."

So little Jenny sneaked a peek in her mother's purse when she got home, and looked over her license, examining it carefully. That evening, she went back into the kitchen and announced, "I know how old you are, Mommy, You are 36!"

Her mother looked down at her, surprised. "And I know how much you weigh!" said Jenny. "You weigh 135 pounds." "Jenny, where did you learn this?", her mother asked. Jenny just smiled and continued, "And, I know why you and Daddy got a divorce." Her mother just gasped and asked, "Why?"

Jenny replied, "Because you got an F in sex!"

Posted by: Howard Jul 14 2004, 11:00 PM

Do you know what happened in California this week in 1850?

California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gun fights in the streets.
So, basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real tits.

Posted by: SLITS Jul 14 2004, 11:13 PM

Does anyone know who this Howard guy is? We should probably stay a long ways away due to something called "collateral damage" when the gunfire erupts.