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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ OT Retirement plan

Posted by: skline Aug 4 2004, 06:18 PM

Retirement Plan -

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Posted by: DrifterJay Aug 4 2004, 06:52 PM

lets get a head start on your retirement this weekend Scott...

Jared...

Posted by: Lawrence Aug 4 2004, 10:48 PM

That is funny... thanks!

-Rusty

Posted by: Aaron Cox Aug 4 2004, 10:51 PM

401 keg.... thats a good one