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Posted by: johannes Dec 20 2011, 04:59 PM

What could this kid say to this woman ? And what is she answering ? ...

Posted by: Bruce Hinds Dec 20 2011, 07:18 PM

I'm surprised this hasn't had a bunch of replies yet.....

That's Dirty Johny of the dirty little Johny joke fame.

"You can ride on mine if I can ride in yours!"

Posted by: JawjaPorsche Dec 20 2011, 07:46 PM

Look lady, this is NOT a Porsche. Look at those lame VW hubcaps.

Posted by: BajaXJ92 Dec 20 2011, 08:00 PM

"So you're telling me I can put it in the front AND the back?!?"










I'm talking about the scooter you pervs

Posted by: flipb Dec 20 2011, 08:17 PM

"Hi... So, um... my friends didn't think I'd be able to distract you long enough for them to get your right front hubcap."

Posted by: ezbngreen914 Dec 20 2011, 08:36 PM

NICE!

Posted by: scotty b Dec 20 2011, 08:43 PM

Is this a Fiat ?

If you ever call this a Fiat again I'm going to kill you in your sleep you little bastard. Oh yeah I know where you live

Posted by: BMITCHELL Dec 20 2011, 08:48 PM

I'm sure he is in squirrel heaven. He was already dead before I hit him!

Posted by: URY914 Dec 20 2011, 09:02 PM

"Haven't your friends ever seen a lady drive without pants on before?"

Posted by: TargaToy Dec 20 2011, 10:02 PM

Next time, I'll give you a head start, mom.

Posted by: rjames Dec 20 2011, 10:45 PM

"I think you just ran over Billy."

Posted by: hot_shoe914 Dec 20 2011, 10:48 PM

Lady, we can get rid of that tuna smell for .25 cents for each of us.

Posted by: Michael N Dec 20 2011, 10:50 PM

Posted by: championgt1 Dec 20 2011, 11:02 PM

Hey lady is this a real Porsche?

Kid, get your damn scooter handle off my car before I break your legs!

Posted by: zx-niner Dec 20 2011, 11:12 PM

"Yes, I did try to match the color of your shorts."

Posted by: effutuo101 Dec 20 2011, 11:39 PM

Willhelm over there says your hair isn't JBF enough to drive this car. Oh wait it is a people's car, your ok to pass through.

Posted by: Tom_T Dec 21 2011, 02:02 AM

But Mommmmm! I definitely told Santa I wanted a 914, not a dang scooter!

I know Johannes, but you're just not old enough to drive it yet.

Posted by: johannes Dec 21 2011, 02:46 AM

Guy in the back looking at the wheel !
Teufel ! zoze are VW hubcapen ! zats a FOUR !... Hey Hans ! youre wasting your time !

Posted by: Tom_T Dec 21 2011, 02:50 AM

Ahh, but a metallic blue one with a tan interior mien fruend!

Posted by: 513mugsy Dec 21 2011, 07:31 AM

My friends over there thought that it was a VW...But I told it was a Porsche....See guys I was right!!!

Posted by: skota Dec 21 2011, 08:10 AM

Have you heard of Steve Kotajarvi?

I bought this 914 hopeing he would notice me.

Posted by: RobW Dec 21 2011, 08:24 AM

Mom. Let me in the damn car. These kids are going to kick my ass for wearing these these lame socks you made me wear.

Posted by: gendent Dec 21 2011, 08:28 AM

My Mom made me come over here and say sorry for sayin' "you look better with your top off."

Posted by: rnellums Dec 21 2011, 10:46 AM

I'm sorry my friends and I stole the PORSCHE letters off your engine grille...

Posted by: 6freak Dec 21 2011, 11:48 AM

WANNA RACE!

Posted by: johannes Dec 21 2011, 04:15 PM

Posted by: somd914 Dec 21 2011, 08:37 PM

Well, see, I just had to prove to my buddies that my scooter has wider tires than your car...

Posted by: BMITCHELL Dec 21 2011, 10:29 PM

I can't believe your pissing on her tire!

Posted by: Mr.242 Dec 21 2011, 10:49 PM

So, Kid....you say your dad sells jackstands?

Posted by: treborzerimar Dec 21 2011, 11:41 PM

Boy (1972):
"Nice car, Lady!..... when I get older, I'm gonna buy a car JUST LIKE THIS for around $8500, used and abused! And once I get the hell hole repaired and the rest of the rust under control, I will then put another $5000 worth of Chochkies like reproduction steel flares, 911-style dash, wider wheels, a glass top that some guy in the Pacific Northwest will probably spend way too much time designing in order to sell 15 units. And paint.... that will run another $5500 to get it done right..... and then for fun, I will end up replacing the motor with a Chevy V8, which will lead to a set of big brakes.... and then...."

Woman:
"Run along now, you dumb little bastard."

Posted by: treborzerimar Dec 21 2011, 11:42 PM

By the way.... I bought one of those glass-style tops recently.... and I LOVE IT!

So no hate mail, please.

Posted by: struckn Dec 22 2011, 04:05 PM

Oh, and Dad said I should ask you to show us your head lights.

Posted by: Tom_T Dec 22 2011, 04:12 PM

You mean like this?

Posted by: Dr Evil Dec 22 2011, 05:52 PM

"Aintree? Whatcha goin down ta Aintree fer?"

"Oh, you mean Sandusky the place."

Posted by: warpig Dec 22 2011, 06:23 PM

Ya I know your not Santa, but can I sit on your lap anyway?

Posted by: struckn Dec 22 2011, 06:47 PM

No, a little HIGHER

Posted by: PanelBilly Dec 22 2011, 06:58 PM

40 years from now this car is going to be mine so would you please clean the crust off the battery!

Posted by: RickS Dec 22 2011, 07:53 PM

Hey Lady, is it true I will have the biggest pecker in town if I own one?

Yes, son, it will make the ladies swoon, young girls gasp, and the naughty girls cry out for more. In fact I am stuck to the seat right now thinking about it.

Geeze lady, all I wanted was a ride.