Printable Version of Topic

Posted by: redshift Sep 12 2004, 11:37 PM

I have received intelligence from inside the Kellzey compound, proving that she (the wifey) purchased every egg, loaf of bread, and flashlight within a 300 mile perimeter... before each hurricane..

... before each hurricane.. she's cornered the market.

I have pictures that prove this.





M

Posted by: swood Sep 13 2004, 12:09 AM

heh

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 06:37 AM

five loaves


Attached image(s)

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 06:38 AM

plus two loaves


Attached image(s)

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 06:38 AM

plus three packs of hotdog buns


Attached image(s)

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 06:39 AM

And 12 flashlights (plus she has more somewhere else)


Attached image(s)

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 06:40 AM

And she has 5 dozen eggs....


Oh... and there are only TWO of us (plus Hunter).

She's gone MAD I tell you!!!!!

Posted by: maf914 Sep 13 2004, 06:59 AM

I picked up a 12-pack of Warsteiner on Saturday, even though Ivan seems to be veering west. I find it comforting to have around anyway!

Posted by: rhodyguy Sep 13 2004, 07:02 AM

flashlights are fine and dandy. batteries are the key. where's the peanut butter?

kevin

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 08:06 AM

I asked her why she bought so many flashlights... "In case they go out'," she replied.

Umm... what about just getting more batteries?

"Oh, I bought LOTS of batteries"

Ummm... yes you did....

She has a drawer full of about 150 batteries too!

Peanut butter?? Don't get me started!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Ricard Sep 13 2004, 08:16 AM

This will be a test to see if Mississippi sucks as much as Florida. Spent weekend cutting wood for windows. Need to gas up all the vehicles tonight. and get more gas for generator.

Posted by: rhodyguy Sep 13 2004, 08:26 AM

joe, i noticed this morning the new projected path may give bolixie(sp) some blues. hurricanes, tornados, give me an earthquake every 40 years. karl, your masonry, bomb shelter, concrete block built house should ride it out just fine.

kevin

Posted by: maf914 Sep 13 2004, 09:00 AM

Hmmm...

On further review, beer, Canada Dry mixers, Cool Whip, and 150 batteries...

Sounds like a hurricane party!

Posted by: GWN7 Sep 13 2004, 11:16 AM

I stocked up too (just in case)....10 2L bottles of Coke from Walmart @$0.96 per....next RUM

Posted by: Carl Sep 13 2004, 11:40 AM

Qarl,
Putting the brew back in the 'fridge with no cap on the bottle is really bad form unless you'd just gone down the hall to "read the paper".

Carl

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 12:38 PM

Carl,

It's an optical illusion. The bottle slot on the front right is empty. Yo are seeing the second bottle back and the cap is in the shadow making it look like it doesn't have one on.

Why would I put a beer back in the fridge if I have to visit the crapper... heck, drinking on the crapper is acceptable in my house.

My son's bathroom has a mini-fridge right in front of the toilet!!!! honest!

Posted by: redshift Sep 13 2004, 12:59 PM

lmao

Posted by: Qarl Sep 13 2004, 01:03 PM

Hey Miles!

See if I share top secret spy photos with YOU anymore!

:finger2:

Posted by: redshift Sep 13 2004, 02:12 PM

It's not like I posted the pics of your pantyhose collection.





M

Posted by: Carl Sep 13 2004, 04:16 PM

I think the optical illusion is reading the paper in the crapper. Nobody can read with tears in their eyes.

C

Posted by: redshift Sep 13 2004, 05:59 PM

hahahahahahahaha