I was reading the Mr Prototype thread and laughing my ass off when it died and gave me a error message.
WFT-all this secret shit going on.
Geoff :finger2:
wtf? why deleted? lame
Bleyseng beat me to it damnit - what a crock of shit - it was a fun thread - So I suppose now that all of us who were participating in the thread will have our access to the BBS deleted too.
pour another glass of kool-aid and relax.
one by one you will all disappear!
then I'll have this place all to myself!! muwhahaahaaaa
yeah thanks Sean.....
After a long day at work I was really enjoying myself laughing my ass off at that thread!
I do get really tired of scrolling thru the posts about "Can't time my engine" "Car won't start" "Brad won't PM me back" crap.....
gumble, gumble, too fucking long of a day......I hope it was that Mr Prototype who did deleted it and not someone else.....
Geoff <_<
Oh Hell! I go out to the garage to get the race engine running again and I miss all the fun.
Just like all the times Alfred used to get in here (or is mr. prototype him).
Would someone mind filling me in?
heh heh
Even though we had an IP, it would have been near impossible to get the identity of the person using the IP at the time unless you knew someone who worked for NetZero. Verizon won that case against the RIAA this year concerning releasing information on people reportedly trading music online. So, short of proving the guy is an Al Quaida terrorist, or child pornographer or Kevin Mitnik , there's no way to say whether it was Alfred or not.
I only saw the first post and a handful of responses, but suffice it to say that it was inflamatory to say the least and from what I saw, had no evidence of any kind to back it up. There was mention of a lot of guests reading the post, and I can see where someone new to the board might get an unwarranted skewed impression of some people I consider to be very upstanding and honest individuals.
Ahh well, live and let live, right?
No, I say KILL.
M
Alright then! atleast put the juicy stuff in a secret forum where only the people that know the secret handshake can see it. I did see all of it but it vanished!!!!
It was pretty lame and a obvious slam of B, but soo what. B and this guy in a Texas style bar fight was so of the best stuff I have read lately on here! Always love to see a good ass kickin.
Geoff
Oh please! It was a flamewar?
Pretty soon, we won't be able to even post bad news.
"My car broke down!" -deleted
"Hey, has anyone seen the 'my car broke down' thread?" -deleted
heh
M
It was just gettin juicy! I left work, but when I got home and tuned into my favorite soap, I mean BBS, oh wait, I mean Forum, it was gone. Oh well...
Geoff stole my Pinto & held it for ransom 10 years ago...
Just got the money raised the other day & was informed the engine is in his 914
Damit, that's what I wanted to do
.....b
Yeah the secret is out Bruce! That motor is leaking oil and running on 2 cylinders so you can have it back!
Geoff (the theif)
figures....
I get everything after it's all used up
..........b
LMFAO...Miles, where do you find this shit! ....Uh oh! I just wrote shit ...Damn! I did it again, hope I don't get "deleted" over that! ....Wait, someone's at the door.
I found it right here at the club... a few days back.
This place is the same kinda funny every couple days, because we have short term memory loss.
Which reminds me..
I went over to my great aunt's, she lives with my great uncle, and his sister..
Anyways, as I got there, he was going up to take a bath, the rest of us sat and talked a few minutes.. I hear the water running... then he yells, "Momma? Was I getting in the tub, or out of the tub?"...
She says, "Oh dear, I'd better go up and check on him... she gets half-way up the stairs, and he yells again, she stops a second, and looks back at us to ask, "Was I going up the stairs here, or down?"..
His sister looks at me, and says, "Lord, have mercy. I may have lost my beauty, but thankfully I still have my mind, knock on wood" as she tapped the table next to her..... "Was that the front door, or the back door?"
M
...wait, great aunt, great uncle and his sister....that's only two people in Georgia isn't it?
Well, yes they could be two... but if two were away... and one was talking to me..
Do you think I am being scammed by a Nigerian great aunt?
M
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/188000/188612_Posting.swf
Classic
M
Oh ....Sorry Miles....I thought you were joking. She's probably not Nigerian....more likely from Uranus!
You're shittin' me!?
G'nite folks, Evangeline Guitars #0001 gets a neck built sometime tomorrow.
M
i caught the beginning and what i presume was the end. zois was pulling chains. my guess is he pulled the plug also.
kevin
I read that thread up until 5 PM EST. It would have been more entertaining had My Prototype returned. I take it that he did not?
There were a lot of guests reading that thread too, probably not getting a great impression of this place.
That said, it is kind of fun to have a runaway train now and again. Provided there aren't any 914s in front of it.
between members, guests, and the faceless numbers, there were about 100 people online at the time.
kevin
Let's recreate the thread..
Come on!
914 Theatre Presents: Proto-Pop-Off
M
My Prototype thread was stolen from a southern California computer. Brad Roberts did it. I have reported it to the San Mateo police. If you have any information as to the location of the thread, please contact the San Mateo police. Brad Roberts is a thief.
Andrew
Oh-Oh I smell a delete coming on
Naw, the prototype is stored in my garage. I intend to lien sale it for exhorbitant storage fees and return it to the Nazis as a gesture of good will so they will not invade my garage and steal all my priceless rusty treasures. I am the thief, I am Mr. Prototype, I am the Walrus - Koo Koo Dee Doo - Do Wap Do Wap - ShaaaYaroooooon
****
Damn! I type slow. By the time I made my post four posts had been made, including another by "go fly a prototype". Must take typing lessons.
Andrew
"my name? my name?.....My name Hosea Hemenissss"
Damn the ones and zeros, full binary ahead!!!!!!
Think I'll go do some work now.
Truly bummed I did not get to read the last from Mr. Prototype.
But this is the funniest damn thread I have read since the Subaru days... it more than makes up for the loss of our friend Mr. Prototype. Admins, PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS THREAD!
pete
wait. isnt zois a P.I.? run the vin mr mike
Hose Himeness.... LMAO
Slits your Dating yourself!!!
Listen guy's... when the lawyers speak.. I listen. I dont delete threads. They get MOVED and a copy is printed off and sent to the lawyers.
This is a serious matter and MY ass is on the line. Sorry that we cant/wont provide you with 24/7 entertainment.
B
let that be the end of it!!!!!!
Bernie
BALETEDED!!!@12121oNONEONe!2121
Who the heck is this "Alfred" people keep referring to?
Inqiring minds want to know.....
Fair enough Brad. But can we leave this thread up so long as it no one adds content that requires its deletion?
Believe me, none of us want a laugh at your expense. But then, some of the stuff in this "whodunnit?" thread is priceless. A few here are in rare form. Come to think of it, we should do an archive of the all-time funnies...
pete
Dont accuse me of being a thief in a public form and we will leave everything for your viewing pleasure.
I dont honestly think it was a "previous or current owner" The Yahoo email account used to sign up on the board was created and used only for this board. His dialup account was new also.
Lets just say it doesnt make for fun day when somebody accuses you. At this point you might as well accuse me of killing Lacy Peterson.
B
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=16160&hl=
78% said Amber was not.
IMHO most of the fun stuff does stick around here.
On a serious note - I don't think that anyone who has been on this BBS, uhhh, sorry, forum for any length of time believed a word of what was said AND none of us ever accused you. Your dealings with that rusty pile of shit is your business. In fact, those of us that take exeption with you <_< you came to your defense and continued throughout the thread. We were having a shit pile of fun with it.
Whatever reputation you enjoy has not been tarnished in my eyes, nor do I believe in anyone else's on this public forum.
I will speak for most everyone and tell you we thought it was
Brad made my 914 rust.
Brad made my whole Hell hole go to hell. In its entirety.
I made it rust... then I stole the rust..
Thanks Slits. I'm not really worried about my "reputation". Rap artist's go to jail and become MORE popular while they are in jail... when they get out their CD's sell like hot cakes. :finger2:
Worst case scenerio: I go to jail for something I didnt do and I learn to play golf in "club fed".
My background: I'm clean. One altercation when I was around 19y/o with the law.. since then one speeding ticket.
B
Hey Brad, is Martha Stewart hot or not?
I wont be starting a Martha thread...LOL
Garold,
It may not be funny... but a I know a few people who have come out of "club fed" and swing a mean stick (shoot in the low 70's)
B
Actual photo of the Brad Hell Hole Gang - courtesy of the San Mateo Sheriff's Office
If she is not feeling the heat yet, it won't be long. She'll have a new set of eyes checking her out.
I think Brad is out to get me. Every time I look at the forum, there is a dot in the middle of the envelope icon in the threads I have posted. It is not in the other threads. I think he is spying on me. If anything happens to me, please contact the San Mateo police.
Andrew
When I was in prison my nickname was "Martha".
Brad is that you that's responsible for all the missing socks in my laundry?
I missed all of yesterdays "fun" don't you hate it when work gets in the way?
Don't let the Bast***s get you down......
I can't golf....I have no uglee polyester pants.
****FLASH****
The accuser is finally revealed.....................
The San Mateo Sheriff Office Posse that hunted him down..............
Go easy Slits... San Mateo county Sheriff's office is watching this board (no joke)
B
Ok Brad, I trashed enough - I'm done - OH BTW, they can trace my IP - it's static.
Ever seen "The Shawshank Redemption"? This is the Bradshank Deception:
Brad, an innocent man but falsely convicted, chipping his way out of the cell to crawl 1500 feet in a sewer pipe half filled with used 914 oil. He then strolls into a series of banks where he assumed the identity of rich high-tech investor Andy Schmidt and withdraws massive amounts of cash siphoned from repairing club owners' cars. He then crosses the border into Mexico and restores 914's in a small, beachfront hotel where he is joined later by the real Andy Schmidt who was declared rehabilitated and released but broke his parole.
C
I like that idea! I'd watch it (if only for the 914 content).
Man, the drama that goes on in this place.
Mer
Zois said...
Carl,
You have everything correct except the part about the "massive amounts of cash"..LOL
B
Come on guy's.. think.. "ClubFEd" is where they stick the white collar crime guy's.. tax evasion..blah blah... NO Bubba's there.
B
And if, for some reason, the law were to toss you into the slammer you think that ClubFed is where they'd put you? This is because the guards all drive 914's and they're looking for a cheap wrench (with an 'r')? I wonder what you've been
This is getting to be a risky hobby. Since when does Pelican Parts become Pelican Bay? Drive a teener -> go to jail.
C
Dear San Mateo PD,
Let me start out by thanking you for your service to our society. I sleep peacefully at night knowing officers of the law are all around my city, vigilant, looking for touble, before it would find me.
Brad Roberts is most likely a pimp, I think the persona "Prototype" is one of his 'girls'... or 'bitches'..
Thank you, non-felon, law abiding, always..
Mark R. Summerau, Nantucket, WI.
3 aliases.... state your real name and proof.... otherwise its libel :finger2:
Mr. Alias...
Any reason you abandoned the car in a field for X years?????
it has come to my attention that several people here on this "BBS" claim to own the prototype car 914-114.
these claims are fraudulent!
i have owned this car for the last 32 years!
i'm am going to hand this matter over to my lawyer.
i own 914114
I love showing up late on a scene. (duh -- I've been away a while) It's been months since I've had a chance to kick back into the 914 groove -- and it's good to come home. I've caught up on many fora, and the 914 universe appears to have been in good hands whilst I tended "other things" -- actually it's prolly done better in my absence -- but enough of that.
I missed out on all the sport over the old rusty car, so forgive me if I'm asking silly questions.
Most cars have an ownership history, yes? There are "records" with"officially sanctions bodies" and so forth, yes? Hey, this is CA. (We prolly have records on silly things -- don't ask.)
Anyway, isn't this really a matter of trundling out the appropriate documents in court and getting a decision?
kim.
dude I own 914114. its on its way to my private collection in Hong Kong
im also in a white people gang.... the VC watch out homes!
VoNs CLuB! WESTside!
WX,
I have yet to SEE anything from anyone stating that it is NOT my car. Please feel free to stop by the shop Mon-Fri. from 8am to 6pm "some Saturdays" We will discuss your "dilemma".
I have NO reason to believe anything you say. I dont hide behind alias' and I'm easily located 24/7. San Mateo had NO trouble walking straight up to me... I even introduced myself. I even asked them "why are you really here" when THEY beat around the bush.
If you where truelly interested in the car.. it wouldnt have been in the condition it was.
B
Brant,
All this could be 100% legit. I DID NOT see the car first. I have NO idea where it actually came from. All I have is a "story". I picked the car up and did the legal paperwork to LOCATE any previous owners so we could learn about the car. The legal work was done and NOTHING showed up on the car. NO history.. NO people. NO previous owners..NADA. As far as I know this could be the San Mateo county Sheriffs office posting here or it could be the original owner... WHO KNOWS ? Right this minute in my life... I dont really care if I go to jail or not. I'll miss Seans Fall Foliage Classic, but other than that it would be a good chance to become a lawyer (like all other prisoners do.)
B
I can see the next fund raiser:
Bail Brad Out Fund (BBOF) for short
I would be shaking in my shoes with San Mateo breathing down my neck IF I stole the car.
B
Brad,
It could all just be some freakin cry baby too...
I for one am not going to give him the attention he is craving like a 2 year old.....
You've done nothing wrong..
don't sweat it.
I won't be returning, viewing or commenting on this thread any further as I don't support his immature tactics...
I think we should all drop this and not give baby-boy any more of our time...
Brad which route are you taking to FFC?
If you need a place to crash or a meal.. feel free to swing through colorado, dinner and beer is on me.
brant
Thanks Brant. I'll keep that mind. I appreciate it.
B
Hmmm Wx93's thread was deleted.
Cya!
He comes to "our house" and offers a deal. I dont care to read it. We have a lot of admins around here... any one of them can delete or remove a thread or a post.
B
Stop Mike. You dont have a clue as to what has been said or what is going on. Dont get involved.
B
This is not legal advise, just sharing some life experience.
I have an old retired attorney friend that did legal defense work. He stated one day that if people wouldn't try to explain their way out of trouble they wouldn't need him. The reason the police come to ask you questions is because they don't have enough info the arrest you. If you start talking to them they will find a way to come back and twist things around to their advantage later.
Ask all the questions, answer questions with questions, and tell them to give you a copy of the complaint, you'll go over it with your lawyer and have him form a response.
BTW: If you need any money for counsel you can count on us for a defense fund, just say the word.
This is a civil matter. The police don't really want to involve themselves in these kinds of grey area's.
let me give you an example: I had a rental property next door to my house. the tenent moved out in the middle of the night ditching me for 3 months rent but abandoned some of their property during the move.
Well one of the items was a 1968 Camero RS/SS. I promptly pushed a huge pile of snow infront of the car with my plow. (can't pay the rent but can pour money into the car!) I figured it would take hours to dig it out and I was right!
I came home and found the renter and a friend shoveling their asses off as fast as they could. (LMFAO) I dropped my blade and pushed the snow back in while they watched.
They ofcourse called the police. The officer told me I couldn't keep the car. I told the officer I realized that but I didn't give these dead beats permission to be on my property and if they weren't going to vacate I insisted he arrest them for tresspassing.
He told the dead beats to get off my property and file a claim in concileation court. BTW: the officer called me an asshole for kicking them off the property! (sound familiar)
the officer got in his car and left.
A lien is a lien! I had possession.
Thanks Rick.
The advice you give is "sound". I have watched many many "cops" lie to get what they want info wise. They become your "buddy", they act like they give a shit, it is all really really good psych work. It is their job to weasel info out of people doing whatever it takes up to a "Rodney King". I dont blame them.. WE pay them to protect and serve. They specialize in pitting your friends against you in seperate rooms (if 3 get busted in one shot.. somebody out of three will squeal.. they will say somebody else already squealed so you might as well come clean..)
The cops shows from the 80's where COOL.
B
Nice to see you around here "B" BTW: If I can make it to the FFC I'm tossing you the keys! Can you feel the Are you ready for that? The timing belt arrived today. The car goes on the stands tomorrow night. Keep your fingers crossed for me!
Rick,
I will make the FFC (unless I'm in jail) Right now I'm debating on driving out or flying out. I will need a 914 to drive during the event. I didnt get a chance to drive the Alien during the WCC and really wanted too... just too much going on that weekend.
B
I don't know about California but in Alabama there are no titles on cars before 1975. Something that old would not have a title to trace. The only way to get previous owners would be to look for tag recipts.
I seriously doubt the law will care in such a matter, based on the condition of the car. It is indeed a civil matter.
The boys from the south got yo' back.
I have learned one good thing about the world and people:
When a person has no real proof and no real way to defend... They go public and make a lot of noise. The more noise, the less proof.
If a person has real proof there is no need to make public noise, all you will hear is the sound of the person Serving you legal notice, that includes official documents of proof.
Side note: Even I have found lost titles before that say I own a car I sold long ago. But I had to have new titles made because I lost the old one. But then 10 years later I foud the old one and it indeed says I own it.
Just my rambling thoughts.
P.S. Once a complaint is made the Police must show up and file a report. And they need NO proof.
May I have Mr. Instigator / Accuser's IP address?
Maybe he's stupid enough to be on Cable or ADSL.
All the admins see everyones IP address... it shows up under each profile.
B
Like this:
B
Shit! that means I can't get away with nothing!
ping -f ....
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