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Posted by: Lawrence Oct 13 2004, 01:58 PM

It's not Friday... but I'll be on the road Friday.

So, the discussion about Jenny's avatar has prompted me to post this poll...

Remember 914s ONLY!

-Rusty

//edit// No, admins can't see who votes how on polls.

Posted by: ppickerell Oct 13 2004, 02:00 PM

Does there have to be another person involved?

Posted by: Lawrence Oct 13 2004, 02:07 PM

At least one other person, yes.

-Rusty

Posted by: Joe Ricard Oct 13 2004, 02:12 PM

I voted none of the above.

Nobody is crazy enough to ride with me.

Posted by: Pam Oct 13 2004, 02:16 PM

Can someone choose more than one or does the poll limit you to one choice??

(I'm inquiring for someone who hasn't participated in a poll previous to this)

-Pam

Posted by: Bleyseng Oct 13 2004, 02:18 PM

Oh My Gawd!

Posted by: Lawrence Oct 13 2004, 02:21 PM

I believe there is an answer... "Some combination of the above". Your question was totally hypothetical, I understand.

-Rusty

Posted by: grantsfo Oct 13 2004, 02:21 PM

I drove my dad's 914 to my 1980 HS Prom and I'm still married to my prom date that I picked up in that car.

Funniest thing that evening was that we were parked in isolated place and cops drove up to the 914 with windows all steamed up. The officers put full spot lights on the car. I rolled down the window and they guy just laughed at us and said that we were on private property and would have to move.

Posted by: nebreitling Oct 13 2004, 02:23 PM

great poll


i voted

Posted by: bob91403 Oct 13 2004, 02:26 PM

Maybe across both seats with the doors open, but, unless your both midgits, I don't think there's enough room inside a 914. <_<

Posted by: Rockaria Oct 13 2004, 02:27 PM

Does this count?

Posted by: Demick Oct 13 2004, 02:32 PM

No, sleeping in the car doesn't count.

As DDD used to say: "Autocrossing is the most fun you can have in a 914 *unless* you are *really* limber!!"

Demick

Posted by: Howard Oct 13 2004, 02:40 PM

Glad I read that before voting

Posted by: URY914 Oct 13 2004, 02:50 PM

I've been waiting for this poll.

Hell yes I've done it in my car!!! I've own the damn thing for 25 years and some of that I was still living at home, so you make do with what you got.

Open both doors, lay on your back, and jump on baby!!!

The stories I could tell. There was Patty, Denise, Connie, Michelle, and others...

You have really brought a smile (evil grin) to my face.

Paul

Posted by: tat2dphreak Oct 13 2004, 02:54 PM

the trunk is a great height... on, not in, is the way to go

Posted by: Jenny Oct 13 2004, 02:54 PM

Yes...

Jen

Posted by: URY914 Oct 13 2004, 02:59 PM

Is this considered sex?

One of my ex-girlfriends (she had a A#1 rack) took her top off and stood up with the top off.

I wish I was 20 again.

I think it is sex because I'm beginning to...

Paul

Posted by: Howard Oct 13 2004, 03:03 PM

Sorry.........


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Posted by: dinomium Oct 13 2004, 03:04 PM

Top off middle of the night middle of nowhere EasterWashington... Yes I to was once young and had a Yellow 914! Not only faster, but FASTER wink wink!

Posted by: hitbyastick Oct 13 2004, 03:06 PM

It was a bit cramped, but possible

Posted by: Jenny Oct 13 2004, 03:18 PM

Howard, there was no room for a camera. I'm sorry. It's a small car.

Jen

Posted by: Red-Beard Oct 13 2004, 05:02 PM

My 1971 had no center console of anykind, and a shifter that was removable (sometimes when you did not want it to be). The fixed seat and the center cushion make it easier...

Posted by: Lawrence Oct 13 2004, 05:04 PM

Open doors?

Just take the top off, and make sure she wears warm socks!

-Rusty

P.S. The front trunklid WILL dent if you have sex on it. Tapping and filling the dent sucks, but well worth it.

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2004, 05:10 PM

kick both doors open, shift into R or 3 and let the festivities begin - happens even if your an ol' fart. Helps to have the padded 3rd seat too!

I am very suspicious of the "none of the above" catageory. It may be we have a club of prevaricators of the first order.

Posted by: fiid Oct 13 2004, 05:31 PM

I voted "On my car" because our bedroom is directly above the car and there was no option for "above my car".



I have done it in a Firebird tho...

Posted by: SpecialK Oct 13 2004, 05:36 PM

I would, but I'm afraid it'd fall off the jack stands.....Hmmmm, does getting screwed by the PO ( :dhead: ) count?

Posted by: ejm Oct 13 2004, 05:41 PM

But quotes are forever

Posted by: Chris914n6 Oct 13 2004, 06:42 PM

Sex?? Haven't needed that since the -6 went in....

Posted by: davidcalvin Oct 13 2004, 06:47 PM

They should invent a drink called

"Sex in the 914"

It would be a variant of sex on the beach but would be in a glass that was nearly impossible to drink out of..

Posted by: Brando Oct 13 2004, 06:48 PM

In/on/under the 914? Not yet.

Did in the back of my old '70 VW bug... that was a feat.

Posted by: qa1142 Oct 13 2004, 08:19 PM

I High School (1974) I had a '64 Chevy impala SS, back seat was bigger than my couch!

Now I am older, I can afford a nice 914 and a Hotel.

Watch out at FFC

Posted by: morphenspectra Oct 13 2004, 09:02 PM

oh gee thanks my wife just loves to hear about my pre marrage sexcapades.

Posted by: Eddie Williams Oct 13 2004, 10:32 PM

on top of the parts car that was parked in my driveway...

I used to have an '89 IROC-Z console bruised my g/f, now wife's ribs!

Posted by: smg914 Oct 13 2004, 10:53 PM

Did it in an MG Midget. Then later in a 914. The 914 felt like a king size bed in comparison.

Posted by: MattR Oct 13 2004, 11:00 PM

sex in the 914? hell no! Thats why I got a squareback.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2004, 11:09 PM

so you and your "life partner" can do the nasty?

Posted by: MattR Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM

if by life partner you mean YOUR MOM, then yes

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2004, 11:11 PM

my mom's name isnt steve!

Posted by: GWN7 Oct 13 2004, 11:16 PM

Does because I have a 914 count?

Closest is the back seat of a 68 bettle. Should have married that girl.

Posted by: MattR Oct 13 2004, 11:18 PM

You seem to be quick with the gay references. I know you grew up in Corona, so you must be used to hearing this stuff.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2004, 11:20 PM

only what slits taught me

Posted by: froggie Oct 13 2004, 11:25 PM

I did my original feasibility studies in a '64 Alfa Romeo Julia. Beyond question, it can be done. I remember how but am now unable to reproduce the phenomon. I was going to vote "under the car" because I have had some wonderful dreams when I fall asleep on the creeper. But a close reading of the voting rules suggests that experience is not eligible.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2004, 11:29 PM

creeper dreams rock....until you hit your head when you wake up.

( i hate valve adjusts, cant you tell!)

Posted by: wheelo Oct 14 2004, 12:16 AM

Can (and has) been done... many times ... helps if the girl is petite... and sweet!

Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 14 2004, 12:21 AM

Well, does it kinda count if it was in a Karmen Ghia? (in 1975!)
At 19, with my first real BF!
So I guess I have the "know-how" to do it in a
914!!!!!!!!
Hehehehehehe!

Lisa

Posted by: ablose58 Oct 14 2004, 03:48 AM

Yeah baby, I always get sex in the teener, hell I even carry a trunkful of 911 hats for the passengers of the female persuasion

Posted by: 9146986 Oct 14 2004, 09:13 AM

I guess this is on topic for THIS thread???

Did you know there's more money spent on breast augmentations and erectile dysfuction drugs than on Alzheimer's research?

This means than in the next 20-40 years there's going to be old women with nice perky boobs, and old guys with raging erections; who can't remember what to do with them!!

PK

Posted by: SLITS Oct 14 2004, 09:23 AM

52 Chevy Pickup, 53 Chevy Sedan, Bugeye Sprite, Truimph TR3,4,4a, MGB, and the list goes on...........................

Posted by: Root_Werks Oct 14 2004, 09:29 AM

Oh yeah, a few 914's a few times with a few ladies.

Posted by: mikester Oct 14 2004, 09:40 AM

Sounds like "an uncomrfortable way."

Posted by: Rhodes71/914 Oct 14 2004, 11:24 AM

Haven't had the 914 on the road yet, but it is only a matter of time.

I did have a VW Rabbit in high school does that count. Boy that brings back some memories. I have to excuse myself now.

Posted by: Dman Oct 14 2004, 11:27 AM

Not in this car but I have some great memories of the Fiat x19 in high school!

I think the Fiat is acutaly smaller! Just for the record I am almost 6'5".

Posted by: Eric_Shea Oct 14 2004, 04:48 PM

I'll have a combo plate please...

Posted by: bryanthompson Oct 14 2004, 06:38 PM

Anyone seen Mall Rats lately?

914's in pieces... and no comment about any action involving the 944. There are only two things I don't talk about... and that's one of them

Posted by: jdlmodelt Jan 17 2013, 11:58 AM

I agree!

Posted by: ThePaintedMan Jan 17 2013, 12:30 PM

Since this thread is from 2004, I'm assuming you came across this via a forum search. The question is WHAT were you searching for and why?

Posted by: SirAndy Jan 17 2013, 12:38 PM

This looks like an acute case of necrothreadophelia ...

Posted by: 914Eric Jan 17 2013, 12:46 PM

Haha...I drove baby to my senior prom in 1974. What do you think?

Posted by: Drums66 Jan 17 2013, 01:00 PM

....NO NEVER!..(I never had sex with that woman!).....But
in a 66 Ford econoline;;;;;;;;.........

Posted by: gunny Jan 17 2013, 01:29 PM

The top comes off!!!!!

Posted by: balljoint Jan 17 2013, 01:33 PM

FREE PUPPIES!!!

Posted by: Jgilliam914 Jan 17 2013, 01:43 PM

In it? Si!
On it? Ach ja!
Under it? Plus récemment!!

Sex in it was when I was much younger and a hell of a lot more flexible!!!

Posted by: Marty Yeoman Jan 17 2013, 02:07 PM

What he said!!

Posted by: Drums66 Jan 17 2013, 02:20 PM

.....Glad my 1st spoke up(runt of the litter)

Posted by: carr914 Jan 17 2013, 02:59 PM

The Future Mrs PaintedWoman

Posted by: rick 918-S Jan 17 2013, 08:52 PM

Top on or off?...

Posted by: Woody Jan 17 2013, 08:53 PM

I picked up my girlfriend from a party once when she was a bit too drunk to drive. She had a girl friend with her. All three of us were in the 914. They had sex while I drove to her apartment as quick as possible. Then I did em both. Good times.

Posted by: sixnotfour Jan 17 2013, 09:08 PM

1978....What Chick Couldn't Resist I'm 18 and I don't know what I want........I'm 18 and get confused everyday...
my mom's 65 corviar corsa in the background.


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Posted by: ThePaintedMan Jan 17 2013, 09:41 PM

Very close, but this is actually what Mrs. PaintedWoman looks like... Sebring 2011


I have not convinced her to do anything in the 914....... yet.

Posted by: carr914 Jan 17 2013, 09:56 PM

Can you identify which Two?

Posted by: FourBlades Jan 17 2013, 09:59 PM

This is the real reason for the 914 limo of course...

WhereTF is that thing anyway?

John

Posted by: Drums66 Jan 18 2013, 02:40 AM

...I think that's scoddy's pile!...LOL

Posted by: ripper911 Jan 18 2013, 02:46 PM

From urban dictionary

Porsche: It's a little to small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.

Posted by: SLITS Jan 18 2013, 10:27 PM

Try a Bugeye Sprite or a Type 1 bug!

Posted by: walterolin Jan 18 2013, 11:09 PM

We expect a full report, and pictures of course.

Good looking young lady.

Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 19 2013, 06:07 AM

Never in a 914, maybe in our '67 bus beside the 914...

I have done it in a bug, but I was a teenager at the time.

Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 19 2013, 06:07 AM

Never in a 914, maybe in our '67 bus beside the 914...

I have done it in a bug, but I was a teenager at the time.

Posted by: flippa Jan 19 2013, 04:30 PM

Lots of room in a bug compared to the 914, but that was almost 30 years ago. Probably wouldn't work out that well now, I'm a few pounds heavier.

Got busy in my 1970 but not in any of the others; 914s only worked with the top off, center cushion in place & no console.

Posted by: ottox914 Jan 19 2013, 10:10 PM

Among others, 914 and Opei GT. Think about that one. Hint: a surprising amount of room behind the seats.

Posted by: euro911 Jan 20 2013, 01:09 AM

'59 Ford 4x4 with Alaskan Camper, '67 VW Microbus, '73 Dodge T100 Van, '75 Series-20 Van. More comfortable and better privacy.

As for in a car, didn't Clinton say BJs aren't sex

Posted by: jersey914 Jan 20 2013, 01:30 PM

17 year old standing up with the roof off of course.

My best buddie's Aunt insisted that I take her for a ride to the liquor store in my 73 Teener, so we could get more beer to play quarters. She insisted on stopping off in the woods to fire up a Scooby Snack so we did and the after we were done smoking up, she moved in on me so standing seemed like the easiest way and quite frankly, I made a good choice. Ahhh, one of those moments that stuck!

Posted by: Drums66 Jan 20 2013, 02:23 PM

.....Are you picking-up now??(Bob Marley)

Posted by: poorsche914 Jan 20 2013, 08:15 PM

Eastbound I-4 headed to Daytona half a lifetime ago...