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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ funny ebay ad

Posted by: jet1 Nov 6 2004, 08:50 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6430&item=4502101888&rd=1

worth a look.

Posted by: Qarl Nov 6 2004, 09:24 PM

I don't get it?

Posted by: hargray2 Nov 6 2004, 09:28 PM

sheesh.

Don't forget to read the buyer's questions to seller.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 6 2004, 09:28 PM

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Porsche 914 200MPH supercar *!!!* Low Reserve!!  

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You are bidding on a rare* highly sought after* targa*1972 Porsche 914 race car*.  This "one of a kind"* supercar*just begs to be restored*.  

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Yes, you can own this "one of a kind"*  supercar*. No credit, Bad Credit, I don't care!!! owner financing is available!!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 6 2004, 09:29 PM

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200 MPH *!!!* I bet that made you look!! Yes, this little beauty is capable of 200MPH when parked in the cargo compartment of Boeing 747 in flight or possibly even faster if chunked out of the Space Shuttle in orbit!!  Catapult Launching off of the deck of an aircraft carrier comes to mind also.

rare* Yes, this is only one of a go-zillion that were made.

highly sought after* I supposed there might be someone really looking for this car.  Don't you think so too?

targa* This amazing option was only available on the 914 between 1970 and 1976.

race car* I suppose somebody could race it if they wanted to....I mean like,  Hey, its got racing stripes on it...right??

nearly rust free* Excluding some rust found in the front trunk, rear trunk,rear trunk lid, battery tray, actually I could say the front trunk floor has no rust because it is completely gone. Also the passengers side floor has the optional highway viewing window. and rust can probably be found in many other areas too.

restored*.   Yeah,right...Like, if you are a glutton for punishment and have the Smithsonian at your disposal.

"one of a kind"*  It was the only one produced in 1972 by the Porsche factory in Germany with this VIN!

supercar*  It is a car after all, and I think its Super!!

Posted by: krk Nov 6 2004, 09:30 PM

Gosh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?

kim.

Posted by: Qarl Nov 6 2004, 09:40 PM

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osh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?

kim.


No, I don't suppose they are. One lives in Texas, and the other in New York!

Posted by: Lawrence Nov 6 2004, 10:30 PM

That is a funny ad. biggrin.gif

Posted by: GWN7 Nov 6 2004, 10:34 PM

Yep, funny ad biggrin.gif

Posted by: krk Nov 6 2004, 10:40 PM

QUOTE(Qarl @ Nov 6 2004, 08:40 PM)
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osh, you don't suppose jet1@914world.com is somehow related to v8-914@ebay.com?

kim.


No, I don't suppose they are. One lives in Texas, and the other in New York!

Ah.

Well, it's hard to keep bases in both locations! Poor guess on my part smile.gif

kim.

Posted by: jet1 Nov 6 2004, 10:41 PM

No kim. no relation. I just liked the ad. came across it during my daily 914 ebay browse. it could be a good parts car. fenders, doors,..

Posted by: krk Nov 6 2004, 10:48 PM

QUOTE(jet1 @ Nov 6 2004, 09:41 PM)
No kim. no relation. I just liked the ad. came across it during my daily 914 ebay browse. it could be a good parts car. fenders, doors,..

heh -- too many conspiracy theories running around! (I need to shoot an overactive imagination! -- no offence intended!)

But it is a pretty cheezy add smile.gif

kim.

Posted by: jet1 Nov 6 2004, 10:52 PM

Cheezy but different! no offence taken. smile.gif

Posted by: markb Nov 6 2004, 11:53 PM

Don't know about anybody else, but I like it! biggrin.gif

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Posted by: Qarl Nov 7 2004, 09:14 AM

Oh, I get it now.

Ha ha!

Just kidding! laugh.gif

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