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Posted by: DrifterJay Nov 20 2004, 01:16 PM

Happy Birthday SLITS, I didnt know you were so old. I guess acting your age is out of the question???

Posted by: Toast Nov 20 2004, 02:05 PM

no man. Slits is Beyond Old.....beyond ancient.
He was Old back in the day.

Happy Birthday Slits!





Have a day!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 20 2004, 02:51 PM

dang..ancient dinosaur SLITS, have a couple beers and let the jokes flow...

have a good one man,

Posted by: J P Stein Nov 20 2004, 02:59 PM

Old? That ain't old, it's middle aged +. Trust me, I know these things.

Posted by: Rhodes71/914 Nov 20 2004, 03:04 PM

Happy birthday old man

Posted by: redshift Nov 20 2004, 03:29 PM

I remember... back when I was a kid.. my grandmother told me a story that her mother had heard from her great aunt.

Noah was chuggin along on the ark... at the peak of the deluge, and all of a sudden... they hear a knock on the door. When Noah opened the door, he was shocked, and dismayed.

Methuselah, and the second oldest man on Earth were standing there, soaking wet.. draw your own conclusions.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOD! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here right now, and I'd be tearing up the interstate in a fossilized gas hog, to hear the clatter of nary a misadjusted valve again.

Thanks man, the best is yet to come. (for us, because we aren't fossils)...



Miles

Posted by: seanery Nov 20 2004, 04:22 PM

Happy Birthday Ron!

Posted by: neo914-6 Nov 20 2004, 04:28 PM

SLITS is oldER?
Happy Happy!
Felix

Posted by: type47fan Nov 20 2004, 05:51 PM

SLITS (may I call you SLITS?),

"Happy Birthday DIRGE". . .


Chant slowly, mournfully, and thump your chest (for emphasis) on "UGH". . .

Happy Birthday, UGH
Happy Birthday, UGH

Doom, destruction, and dispair
People crying everywhere

Happy Birthday, UGH
Happy Birthday, UGH

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Happy Birthday, UGH
Happy Birthday, UGH

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake

Happy Birthday, UGH
Happy Birthday, UGH. . . .

There are a few other verses not quite appropriate for the refined venue of this board!

Hope your day was spectacular!

Wayne (type47fan)

Posted by: Alison Baker Nov 20 2004, 05:53 PM

Happy Birthday from Alison with one L

Posted by: ClayPerrine Nov 20 2004, 06:09 PM

Happy birthday.. and remember...... age is a state of mind.

Some days I am 18, and some days I am 80. When I drive my 914, I am 18 again. Tearing up the road just for the H3LL of it!!!



Celebrate! Fire up the 914 and go for a drive!!! Then come home and have a few beers. Just don't reverse the order.

Posted by: rick 918-S Nov 20 2004, 07:28 PM

Slits is old,,, How old is he??? He's so old when he passes gas he leaves a dust cloud, He's so old his joints crack when he walks. The last time he went for a walk he set off all car alarms in his nieghborhood, He so old when he blows out his candles they can't cut his cake for 20 minutes. It takes that long for the smoke to clear.

Happy birthday old man!

Posted by: brant Nov 20 2004, 07:39 PM

wow.
cool..

Happy Birthday Ron!

brant

Posted by: skline Nov 20 2004, 08:06 PM

I guess I should say something too under my name, Happy Birthday Ronnie, may you have a fantastic night and maybe even get laid. Just stay away from Corona. birthday2.gif

Posted by: SLITS Nov 20 2004, 11:34 PM

Thanks to all of you for the wishes and comments - they did make my day. You are all a fantasic lot.

And yes I went for a spin


Oh BTW - Scorpios RULE!!!!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 20 2004, 11:34 PM

you get drunk and or laid????

Posted by: Bruce Allert Nov 20 2004, 11:44 PM

Posted by: Joe Sharp Old Nov 20 2004, 11:46 PM

Yeah RRon: Oh that was AAron. I get so confused on the confuzer.
Happy birthday Pappy
Joe
P.S. Ron, you not going to Corona tonight are you?

Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 20 2004, 11:50 PM

Happy birthday Pappy
Joe


P.S. Ron, you not going to Corona tonight are you?

Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 12:11 AM

SLITS went in for his annual check up....doc said he needed a urine, stool and semen sample....he just dropped his drawers and handed over his underwear....bada bump.....

Happy Birthday ya old phart!!!!!! :finger2:

Posted by: SLITS Nov 21 2004, 10:50 AM

SLITS went in for his annual check up....doc said he needed a urine, stool and semen sample....he just dropped his drawers and handed over his underwear....bada bump.....

Happy Birthday ya old phart!!!!!! :finger2:

Posted by: Headrage Nov 21 2004, 10:53 AM

I hope you had a really great birthday. You might even get in a couple more.

Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 12:27 PM

QUOTE(mikez @ Nov 20 2004, 11:11 PM)

SLITS went in for his annual check up....doc said he needed a urine, stool and semen sample....he just dropped his drawers and handed over his underwear....bada bump.....

Happy Birthday ya old phart!!!!!! :finger2:

At least my Teener doesn't leak oil

Posted by: Gint Nov 21 2004, 02:39 PM

Am I too late? Hope it was a good one Ron.

Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 02:45 PM

There is always next year Gint, maybe.




M

Posted by: SLITS Nov 21 2004, 05:25 PM

Yeh, it runs crackerboy

And there will be another one Gint, unless I get shot - remember, as Howard posted, Scorpios are most likely to get murdered.

Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 05:27 PM

That's "asscrack" boy to you...ya maroon.....

Posted by: SLITS Nov 21 2004, 05:33 PM

Zois or Miles........turn 'em upside down, they both look the same!

Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 06:11 PM

Uhnh uh...MY cars run....

Posted by: bernbomb914 Nov 21 2004, 06:14 PM

Hell he is NOT OLD, just ask me I am an expert

Bernie

P.S. Have a happy year, It will pass before you know it

Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 08:03 PM

Oh man...look, you've all upset Grampa..



I say we promote this thing as the fight of the year, sell it to cable, CC, and Sat, then leave the country with money, liquor, and women..

No mike... REAL WOMEN.


M

Posted by: SLITS Nov 22 2004, 12:40 AM

Oh man...look, you've all upset Grampa..



I say we promote this thing as the fight of the year, sell it to cable, CC, and Sat, then leave the country with money, liquor, and women..

No mike... REAL WOMEN.


M

Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 01:11 AM

Mike's blow-up, anatomically correct, dolls are his best friends.