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Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 01:40 AM
C'mon....throw in some $$$, any shortfall I will use a United Air frequent flyer voucher to get him out here....he gets nasty...the return trip is a Greyhound thru South Central LA...Houston ...Boise, Sascatewan, Tiujuana, Newark, Bed Stuy, Detroit.... 
Posted by: GWN7 Nov 21 2004, 01:43 AM
Put me down for $20
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 01:46 AM
You guys are insane retards, of the most wicked ilk.
If I can get the time, and find a worthy motor, I will drive out there... on my dime... please..
It's the thought that counts though, stop thinking, before you hurt yourselves.
M
Posted by: Hawktel Nov 21 2004, 01:47 AM
Yeah, Get Miles out to it.
Miles puts the F.U. in FUN!
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 01:48 AM
Posted by: swood Nov 21 2004, 01:52 AM
It's the thought that counts though, stop thinking, before you hurt yourselves.
M
Oh it hurts, it really hurts. I don't think Miles really exists anyways. He's just a mythological figure of the south.
Rum raisin. Don't waste my time.
Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 01:52 AM
No excuses Goatboy...get yer ass out here....bring beer, SLITS has a string of camp followers.....they be 90...but they have a heart beat.... 
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 01:55 AM
Actually, I exist only as an example for others..
Do as I don't, not as I haven't!
M
Posted by: rick 918-S Nov 21 2004, 08:04 AM
Miles! 
Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles! Miles!
Posted by: Bruce Allert Nov 21 2004, 08:44 AM
Rum raisin. Don't waste my time.
"City Slickers" 
Ya Miles, I'm tryin t'get there & tow/trailer Punkin... do yers behind that bigass Caddy. T'wood look cool, eh?
......b
Posted by: qa1142 Nov 21 2004, 09:11 AM
Goatboy?
Is his last name McGregor?
Posted by: tod914 Nov 21 2004, 09:40 AM
I'll donate a couple of cans of potted meat to the cause.
Posted by: SLITS Nov 21 2004, 10:38 AM
As I see it, we have three choices:
1.) We build an engine and send it to him. He can't install it, so we'll have to fly down and fix it for him. He will then start to drive to the WCC '05 and blow it up, 'cause he will look for 5 year old gas in the backwoods to fill it with.
2.) We transport his car in an open top carrier and make him ride in it, thereby saving his airfare. When he gets here we'll fix it so he can scour So Cal for 5 year old gas to blow it up with.
3.) We part out his car to pay for his airfare out here, loan him MikeZ's "Wyld Thang" which he will take to Willow Springs and thoroughly thrash. MikeZ will collect an abundant amount from his insurance company by embellishing the report, which Miles will countersign. Both will be prosecuted for insurance fraud, solving two problems - 1.) from prison MikeZ won't be able to post pics of his ass & 2.) Miles will get a free ride for the next few years from Bubba.
One condition though - Miles cannot bring his goat with him. It makes terrible stew. AND he has to take a bath (Miles, not the goat).
Ah hell, I'll donate $50.
Bring him out so the CGBC can have a go at him.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 21 2004, 11:17 AM
miles, didnt i tell you i would do this the other night??? zois and i think alike i guess 
im down for 20 
Posted by: Bleyseng Nov 21 2004, 12:05 PM
I'm down for $.02
Geoff
Posted by: Howard Nov 21 2004, 12:18 PM
Otto is down for $50 
Hey, Slits, nice avatar
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 12:57 PM
Is his last name McGregor?
Ok, I am in for $50, and a change of venue..
M
Posted by: Carl Nov 21 2004, 07:25 PM
So we'd have Mikeeez, Howard, Slitz and MILES in the same place, together, at the same time? Geez, talk about overload ...
It would be cheap entertainment, though, and you get what you pay for.
Posted by: Joe Sharp Old Nov 21 2004, 07:53 PM
I'll match high donor.
Joe
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 07:57 PM
<_<
Howard, I just had the temperature raised 18 degrees in your corner of hell..
M
Posted by: Joe Sharp Old Nov 21 2004, 08:02 PM
I can't help but laugh. I'm planning a vacation in feb and march. I going to take the motor home to the Keys and look for a home, my return trip is goning to end at the Wild West Classic. I'm giong to be towing a 914 and M could ride in the car all the way in the teener and get the longest driver award.
Joe
Posted by: redshift Nov 21 2004, 08:07 PM
oh my god...
Hey, I have a place to take it apart.... I have all the tools there to patch the metal, and paint...
You guys better HOPE I CAN'T do this..
m
Posted by: Howard Nov 21 2004, 08:44 PM
Howard, I just had the temperature raised 18 degrees in your corner of hell..
M
Miles, can you feel the love?
C'mon down!
Posted by: scott thacher Nov 21 2004, 09:28 PM
well i cant afford money but, i can go raid the inlaws meds and send the following:
1 for slits some nitro pills for the eventual heart attack
2 for miles some percasets for the headache when you decide to work on a car and the owner hits you in the head with a wrench
3 some duct tape to shut mike z up
4 howard sorry you only get a bottle of vodka for your nerves
Posted by: drew365 Nov 21 2004, 09:46 PM
Howard, I just had the temperature raised 18 degrees in your corner of hell..
M
Be careful, Howard sweats bullets!
Posted by: ! Nov 21 2004, 09:56 PM
1 for slits some nitro pills for the eventual heart attack
2 for miles some percasets for the headache when you decide to work on a car and the owner hits you in the head with a wrench
3 some duct tape to shut mike z up
4 howard sorry you only get a bottle of vodka for your nerves
Ewwww, them's fightin' words.......
Posted by: Howard Nov 21 2004, 09:57 PM
1 for slits some nitro pills for the eventual heart attack
2 for miles some percasets for the headache when you decide to work on a car and the owner hits you in the head with a wrench
3 some duct tape to shut mike z up
4 howard sorry you only get a bottle of vodka for your nerves
Ewwww, them's fightin' words.......
Dude, back away from my vodka and no one gets hurt
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 21 2004, 10:00 PM
you forgot the 4 straight jackets!
Posted by: scott thacher Nov 21 2004, 10:13 PM
nope no straight jackets... then they cant hurt each other
and that could be good entertainment 
. and maybe darwins theory will work and only one or two will make it 
Posted by: Toast Nov 21 2004, 10:48 PM
Joe
I'll match that.
I want to smack M upside the head for ignoring me.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 21 2004, 10:50 PM
Otto VS Miles pay per view
Posted by: rick 918-S Nov 21 2004, 11:33 PM
Hey Miles! Engine trouble? 
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:20 AM
I am not sure I can make it.... can we still work out something on the drugs?
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:21 AM
Joe
I'll match that.
I want to smack M upside the head for ignoring me.
Hey Joe, hang on to your money man... much appreciated though.
Miles
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:24 AM
I actually looked up prices on a subby 6, cheaper than dirt.. looks quick... could be a jumping board for phase 99 from Planet Arium.
-catatonic-
Posted by: Jenny Nov 22 2004, 12:24 AM
Anyone else get the feeling Miles doesn't really like us? Or, at least, doesn't want to meet us? 
Jen
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:29 AM
Jen, your powers are beyond my diminutive intellect. 
Jedi?
M
Posted by: SLITS Nov 22 2004, 12:35 AM
Whata a wuss - all expense paid trip to Corona and he wants to stay with his goat. I guess family ties are hard to break.
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:40 AM
So, a penguin is driving through the desert, and his car breaks down as he is rolling by a truck stop.... so he rolls in, and hands the keys to a mechanic..
He walks into the store, and buys a cold drink, then gets into the ice cooler, and closes the door...
Man, he is sweating his tail off... so he gets out, buys a slurpee, and hits the freezer...
A while later, he's just sweating like mad, and he jumps out of the freezer, runs to the ice cream bars, pays, and runs next door to the garage..
As he walks up to the mechanic, who is working on his car, the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a head gasket." to which the penguin replies..
"No, dove bar."
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 12:41 AM
heh, you can catch miles, zois, howard, and slits in their famous movie 'deliverence' 
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:42 AM
I CALL BURT REYNOLDS!
I never thought I'd ever call Burt Reynolds.. I am not going to be Ned.
M
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 12:44 AM
Mr. Miles Hendrix at the goat milkin' fair '03
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:49 AM
Posted by: Carl Nov 22 2004, 12:49 AM
Pretty funny ...
but no bunny ears.
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:52 AM
Race with Devil down Spanish Highway....
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Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 12:54 AM
hahahah
(banjo music in the background)
Posted by: GWN7 Nov 22 2004, 12:56 AM
Miles has to come....who else would play the banjo for the WWC band?
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 12:57 AM
MarkD plays banjo, I hunt banjos, and break them.
M
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 01:00 AM
M
miles just joined the soul patrol!
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 01:01 AM
Excuse me, could you make my funk the Pfunk? Thank you.
M
Posted by: SpecialK Nov 22 2004, 02:16 AM
"No, dove bar."
Miles, it's a seal.....the mechanic says "it looks like you blew a 'seal'.."
But somehow I think you knew that, and were just setting me up.
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 02:53 AM
Seal? I don't get it.
M
Posted by: Series9 Nov 22 2004, 02:54 AM
ROFL. Man (guys), I wish I had a good response right now, but I'm 
.
Is there any chance I could join the Miles, Slits, Howard club?
I know Special K wants in...
Posted by: Series9 Nov 22 2004, 03:44 AM
Oh, yeah, MikeZ too.....
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 03:55 AM
sorry, lear pilots can't join.
Posted by: Series9 Nov 22 2004, 03:56 AM
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 04:02 AM
so, when are you gonna get a real airplane?
Posted by: Series9 Nov 22 2004, 04:05 AM
, that's two...
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 04:08 AM
Hey Joe, coming to WCC2005? My son is a lear jock(right seat 60) and we'd love to see you here.
Posted by: ! Nov 22 2004, 07:28 AM
Sorry....I don't squeal like a pig....If "I" was Ned Beatty I woulda refused to do that scene....years later....trying to get into a crowded restaurant....oy YEAH////I remember you....you were the one that got goatfucked in that "B" movie.....
No thanks.....
Back to the WCC....Howie asked me to be the MC....so even if you ain't here....ya gonna get roasted Goatboy..... :finger2:
Posted by: SLITS Nov 22 2004, 07:54 AM
MC huh, now we really get to see your mouth overload yer ass - better take voice lessons as everything comin' out sounds like a phart! (obsecure reference to lookalike body sections).
Posted by: Bruce Allert Nov 22 2004, 08:02 AM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
....Howie asked me to be the MC....so even if you ain't here....ya gonna get roated Goatboy.....
now I know I'm comin'... wouldn't miss a MikeZ pronouncement like that for the world!!!
.....b
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 10:08 AM
No thanks.....
Back to the WCC....Howie asked me to be the MC....so even if you ain't here....ya gonna get roated Goatboy..... :finger2:
ROFLM F****** A**O
M C Z!!! YoYoYo!
I may come, after I fly up to Nova Scotia to see a total eclipse of the Sun, and I have a short gavotte to dance..
M
Posted by: GWN7 Nov 22 2004, 10:49 AM
Miles, I didn't know you fly?
Me too, I've got 20 min logged in the right seat of a Norseman. They are known as air taxi's here.
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 11:10 AM
Think most of Miles' flying takes place in the comfort of his own home 
Posted by: mike_the_man Nov 22 2004, 11:22 AM
Miles, ya gotta come! I'm driving all the way from Sascatewan for this damn thing. Wait, thats not how you spell Saskatchewan! In any case, it's been my lifelong dream to meet you. Well, maybe not lifelong, but at least for the last 5 minutes I've been reading this thread. I'll toss in $5 Canadian (about $1 US) to get you there.
Do it!!!
Posted by: Toast Nov 22 2004, 12:31 PM
First it was Slits, now its been given to MikeZ. I think im going to be sick.
Can I bring headphones to the opening speel?
Maybe i'll just walk around in a bikini to keep all those entertained who arent really there for the chatter.
Posted by: Toast Nov 22 2004, 12:32 PM
Hey!!! Where's my avatar?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 12:34 PM
i see it - 'refresh'
Posted by: Toast Nov 22 2004, 12:42 PM
I still dont see it. I dont see yours either. I see everyone elses though. 
Actually, I only see about half of the avatars. Interesting.... 
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 12:43 PM
Actually, I only see about half of the avatars. Interesting....
Its a conspiracy! were out to get you!
Posted by: Series9 Nov 22 2004, 02:03 PM
I'll be there.
Posted by: mike_the_man Nov 22 2004, 02:11 PM
I'll be there too!
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 03:00 PM
I *MAY* have a way I can come out... I MUST find a car I want though.
1974 ONLY (ORIGINAL 2.0) stock stock stock and clean clean clean in silver silver silver.
So, let me see...
M
Posted by: Toast Nov 22 2004, 03:06 PM
Ask, and we shall find... 
Posted by: Jenny Nov 22 2004, 04:34 PM
I have a silver '73 you can drive if you come out. I'm not letting you put gas in it tho.
Jen
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 05:56 PM
I kill you! 
:metoo:
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 05:56 PM
1974 ONLY (ORIGINAL 2.0) stock stock stock and clean clean clean in silver silver silver.
So, let me see...
hmm, ask O**O
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 06:26 PM
Can I get a real admin.... to admin that fake admin?
Posted by: Bleyseng Nov 22 2004, 06:32 PM
Toast, just wear a bikini anyway to upstage MCZ and Miles if he shows.
Don't that Otto guy have a silver 74 2.0L for sale?
Geoff
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 06:39 PM
Don't that Otto guy have a silver 74 2.0L for sale?
Geoff
as long as goatboy dont wear the swim wear
Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 06:49 PM
Hello everyone, my name is Bob. I have known Miles for 18 years.
What have you done? He's just run off with a sharp farm implement, screaming somthing about California, and how he was 'going to teach them!'.
I worry for your saftey, he has killed before.
He also mentioned something about a Ron... or Aron? Is there someone here named Ron, or A Ron.. or something?
Thanks, hate to be you!
Bob
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 22 2004, 06:54 PM
musta been that ron guy 
Posted by: scott thacher Nov 22 2004, 06:54 PM
hay i was right somebody might not make it out alive. i want to take two pools
one : the order miles tries to kill mike then slits then otto and maybe howard, if he's not pasted out on vodka and not found
second pool : how many times they shoot miles before he drops dead
Posted by: GWN7 Nov 22 2004, 06:59 PM
Here is Miles on his way to the WCC...I think everyone is safe....
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Posted by: redshift Nov 22 2004, 07:04 PM
hahahaha no really.... lol
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 07:12 PM
one : the order miles tries to kill mike then slits then otto and maybe howard, if he's not pasted out on vodka and not found
second pool : how many times they shoot miles before he drops dead
You don't get it, do you. Can only kill Miles with a cross shaped silver bullet dipped in garlic, followed by a wooden stake through heart.
Why would anyone want to go through all that? And he really likes us all, really. Well, maybe not
TT pasted out on vodka??
Posted by: SLITS Nov 22 2004, 07:14 PM
Dem dere sutherners lost da foist war 'cause dey culdn't shoot worth a shit or was dat shit worth a shoot.
Anyway, when Miles crosses the CA border, he will be a hunted man. The CGBC and WLLLC have their eyes on him.
Posted by: Howard Nov 22 2004, 07:17 PM
Anyway, when Miles crosses the CA border, he will be a hunted man. The CGBC and WLLLC have their eyes on him.
Dammit, Ron. Use your spell checker
Posted by: SLITS Nov 22 2004, 07:21 PM
Whazzza spiel checkker?
Posted by: Bruce Allert Nov 22 2004, 07:53 PM
Bob
Bob???
Bobup n'kiss mah ass...
I ust'a no heem.
(whars dat fuk'n speel chekhoar?)
....b
Posted by: scott thacher Nov 22 2004, 08:56 PM
Why would anyone want to go through all that? And he really likes us all, really. Well, maybe not :rolleyes: TT
well i might beable to swing airfair ( 2 round trip tickets ) but i cant afford the fee to get in or hotels and its a pity because my gf is just learning to shoot and she could use practice on a moving miles or maybe slits as we all know the older folks cant run as fast
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Posted by: scott thacher Nov 22 2004, 09:01 PM
and i dont need much practice but more cant hurt me can it
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Posted by: redshift Nov 23 2004, 12:46 AM
All this talk of killing Miles is making me hungry.
M
Posted by: swood Nov 23 2004, 01:16 AM
This is the silliest thread ever!!
Funny tho.
I think we should do a relay type delivery of Mr. Hendrix. He takes a greyhound as far as his $42.73 will take him ("How far you going?" "To the end of this fence." "OK!")
And then somewone in the next city takes him to the next state and so on. He'll get here eventually. Maybe he should get a head starrt aboot February.
You rock dude! Git yer butt out west! We'll go TP Ottos. I've been there.
Posted by: Series9 Nov 23 2004, 09:38 AM
I'd be up for that.
Posted by: scooter311 Nov 23 2004, 09:51 AM
I like the relay idea I'm in for a coupl'a buckaroos for that one - you take a check???
Hey M remember the guy who drove cross country on a lawnmower? I have a nice John Deere I could donate.
- Heavy gaelic - "Only if ya be likin' green, me laddie.... "
Posted by: skline Nov 23 2004, 09:56 AM
It would be nice to see if there really is a Miles, has anyone ever seen him, does he really exist? I know he has the most posts but I was thinking he is just an automated response unit set up by the admins, like a bot on IRC. Does he have a car? Is it a 914? Who is this guy??
Posted by: SLITS Nov 23 2004, 10:20 AM
He has pictures of a car! He doesn't exist except in the binary world....kinda like Tron. Miles is actually a reincarnation of Billy Carter except he does glue and goats instead of beer and peanuts. On the phone, he sounds like a 90 year old witch with an attitude who lost her broom.
Scott T - you and your GF better practice more - with a pattern like that you couldn't hit the side of a stationary barn let alone a moving ol' phart like me.
Hell, we take up donations to cure cats, dogs, computers and hat fetishes - why not a fund for the mythological Miles. We could call it the Admingoatcrackerboy Fund, sponsered in part by the CGBC, WLLLC, OTTO's Venice and WCC05.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 23 2004, 10:24 AM
heh... i talk to miles on AIM... hes human, or a humanoid (robot smiley)
Posted by: redshift Nov 23 2004, 03:20 PM
This has gone much too far! I am inhuman, but only in appearance.
I like Scooter's John Deere across America idea... wonder is I can get pledges on Ebay..
I need an Iconic grilled cheese...
M
Posted by: scott thacher Nov 23 2004, 06:05 PM
well sltis you were right on some of it, there is about five shot of 00 buck there too ( body shots ) the heads are 15 yards off hand with a 357, the flyers are some rapid fire at same range. btw i hate revolvers gimmy my 1911 any day
but then there is my high power rifle which when shot off the bench a 1 inch group at 200 is a bad day. i have done several one hole groups at 200, but normally i drop one out a 1/4 inch 
yes i like my guns and no slits i wont shoot ya, its a waste of money, because at your age you be dead before long anyway
Posted by: Bruce Allert Nov 23 2004, 07:19 PM
I need an Iconic grilled cheese...
M
wouldn't that be a colonic becuz of the grilled cheese?
...b
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