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Posted by: Mrs. K Nov 25 2004, 02:29 PM

Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving and get away with it!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Lisa

Posted by: Joe Ricard Nov 25 2004, 08:14 PM

Thats just wonderful. I love it.

Posted by: TimT Nov 25 2004, 08:17 PM

hehehe

Posted by: scruz914 Nov 26 2004, 01:03 AM

Funny. I think I heard every one of those tonight. Unfortunately they were all refering to the bird.

Posted by: sgomes Nov 26 2004, 02:11 PM

You're out of control Mrs. K!

Posted by: Mrs. K Nov 26 2004, 04:56 PM

Made you laugh though, didn't it!

Lisa