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Posted by: Sammy Nov 30 2004, 04:55 PM

Check this out, hard to believe:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.lamp.death.ap/index.html

Maybe someone can explain why he put his lava lamp on the stove?

Posted by: GWN7 Nov 30 2004, 04:59 PM

He didn't have a lightbulb to put in the base......or he's a member of the instant generation (McD's, 3 minute bacon, ect) and couldn't wait for it to heat up with the bulb and had to groove now....

Posted by: ! Nov 30 2004, 05:01 PM

No drugs or alcohol....but further investigation found that his parents were brother and sister....

Posted by: Howard Nov 30 2004, 05:04 PM

the word 'trailer' keeps popping up in the list of nominees... and it's a BLUE state, so that explains a bit

Posted by: aircooledboy Nov 30 2004, 05:16 PM

It's not bad enough this poor dumbass had to live life as a dumbass, but he had to die of his chronic dumbassness, and then have it be international news that he was in fact, a dumbass.

Posted by: Flat VW Nov 30 2004, 05:47 PM

I guess the Lava Lamp maker is gonna get sued huh?

Should'a placed a sticker on their product that says "DO NOT PLACE ON HOT STOVETOP".


I'll bet it was "lavaing" like mad just before the explosion.

Posted by: redshift Nov 30 2004, 05:50 PM

Hmmm..... makes you think...


M

Posted by: Sammy Nov 30 2004, 05:59 PM

Oooh Oohhh i saw a reference to politics, I'm gonna tell!

Posted by: tracks914 Nov 30 2004, 06:24 PM

Oooh Oohhh i saw a reference to politics, I'm gonna tell!

Posted by: SirAndy Nov 30 2004, 06:29 PM

Oooh Oohhh i saw a reference to politics, I'm gonna tell!

Posted by: skline Nov 30 2004, 07:40 PM

So was that Miles they were talking about?? Should we take up a donation for his funeral??

Posted by: Carl Nov 30 2004, 07:46 PM

It's not bad enough this poor dumbass had to live life as a dumbass, but he had to die of his chronic dumbassness, and then have it be international news that he was in fact, a dumbass.

Posted by: Howard Nov 30 2004, 07:59 PM

QUOTE(Sammy @ Nov 30 2004, 03:59 PM)

Oooh Oohhh i saw a reference to politics, I'm gonna tell!

Don't tell, join in, quick, before they catch us.
He lived in a trailer, definately a "red" supporter!

Posted by: URY914 Nov 30 2004, 08:05 PM

That pic of Mike reminds me of The Great Thinker.

The picture, not Mike.

PAul

Posted by: ! Nov 30 2004, 08:11 PM

The Great Thinker....the sculpture by Rodin...I think....was seated and naked....wanna see what I can come up with?



It was also in the opening credits of Dobie Gillis....

Posted by: URY914 Nov 30 2004, 08:12 PM

Looks like you're sitting on the john.

Posted by: bernbomb914 Nov 30 2004, 08:12 PM

That cant be Mike there are no pink rabbir ears.

Bernie

Posted by: ! Nov 30 2004, 08:14 PM

Here ya go.....
bet ya thought I was gonna strip down and do an impression....


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Posted by: URY914 Nov 30 2004, 08:17 PM

This is getting OT but why does he have is elbow on his opposite knee?

Posted by: Carl Nov 30 2004, 08:21 PM

This is getting OT but why does he have is elbow on his opposite knee?

Posted by: URY914 Nov 30 2004, 08:23 PM

I think he's got a boner from reading Playboy and doesn't want his wife to see it.

Posted by: SpecialK Nov 30 2004, 08:29 PM

To be added to all future lava lamps....just like the "dumbass stickman reaching under the mower while it's still running", or "dumbass stickman pulling a vending machine over on top of him", or ....[insert your own "dumbass stickman" here]

Okay, I suck at MSpaint, but you get the point


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