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Posted by: scotts-toolwench Dec 5 2004, 02:07 AM

Please sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells...

Chorus
914, 914 cruisin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to work in your mighty engine bay-hey

Repeat chorus

Round the cones we go
Am I going the right way?
wish my car would go, Porsche dosen't end in a
oh that damn trunk spring,
Wish my dash was bright
Oh Porsche Gods I hope I got that valve adjustment right

Repeat chorus twice to a big finish....

Yes, I had way to much time on my hands, I'm sorry
Teri

Posted by: scotts-toolwench Dec 5 2004, 02:50 AM

Okay, one more.....
to the tune of the twelve days of X-mas
Each line begins with
On the _ (add number here) day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

1 A parts car thats not rust-ing
2 Mechanics gloves
3 Tail light lens
4 Porsche nerds (that'd be you SLITS, Mike Z, SKline, and Miles)
5 Piston rings
6 Cylinders purring
7 seals-a-leaking
8 valves-a-dropping
9 jack stands-a-waiting
10 hours-a-welding
11 owners whining (as in 911 owners whining)
12 beers-a-drinking

Teri

Posted by: Kevin@ojai.net Dec 5 2004, 03:06 AM

-Kevin

Posted by: scotts-toolwench Dec 7 2004, 12:53 AM

To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree


Oh 914,
Oh 914,
Your frame is really rusting
Your top is up in wintertime
your sump is leaking all the time

Oh 914,
Oh 914,
What happiness befalls me
my little Porsche has seen better days
But it's still faster than Santa's sleigh

Oh 914,
Oh 914,
your gas is really pricey
you are a car without no peer
I promise repairs in the New Year

Oh 914,
Oh 914,
My heart you have forever!

Teri

Posted by: scotts-toolwench Dec 7 2004, 12:54 AM

To the tune of Let it Snow


Oh the Porsche outside is rusting
and the engine's not cumbusting
please Santa make it so
Make it go, Make it go, Make it go

It dosen't show signs of starting
and the ignition sounds like it's farting
the rust is down in the chrome
Make it go, Make it go, Make it go

When our Porsche finally starts to run
what a happy day it'll be
We'll cruise and have some fun
until then we're in misery

The battery is slowly frying
And my repair bills are steadily climbing
Off it's roof I'm shoveling snow
Make it go, Make it go, Make it go!

Teri

Posted by: dlo914 Dec 7 2004, 12:58 AM

these are great

Posted by: scruz914 Dec 7 2004, 01:15 AM

A little too much time on your hands? Nice job, fun lyrics.

Posted by: scott thacher Dec 7 2004, 03:27 AM

a little ?

well what can i say she is supporting my car . the scary part is two fold she did this with out my help and two she can sing too. you should here her belting these songs out. i love her too .

can get her to write songs about the 914's, now if she would stop complaining about the grease under her nails maybe i could get her to turn a wrench .

Posted by: skline Dec 7 2004, 07:15 AM

She called me a nerd, I am NOT a nerd. Nerds are someone that doesnt fit in with the norm and usually smarter than the rest of us. I am just as stupid as all the rest of you guys. Same stupid obsession with these cars. Does that make me a nerd??

Posted by: scooter311 Dec 7 2004, 07:52 AM

Thanks for the smy-lee!

Posted by: ClayPerrine Dec 7 2004, 08:02 AM

My addition.....



Over the River and Thorugh the Woods
To Grandmother's house we drive
The car knows the way
To make my day
On tight and twisty roads

Around the sweeper and through the turns
To Grandmother's house we fly
Hurra for the engine's growling hum
Hurra that the roads are dry.

Posted by: Root_Werks Dec 7 2004, 10:59 AM

Great! I love them!

Posted by: Dave_Darling Dec 7 2004, 11:40 AM

Anyone remember mine from years ago?


Driving through the Valley
In my Nine Fourteen Porsch-ay
Down the streets I go
Sliding all the way

I need new piston rings
I need some decent tires
My car is held together by
Some old AT-bus wire

(chorus)
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
The roof just blew away
I see a flash beneath the dash
And then I start to pray-ay!
The A-arm's bent, the muffler went
The Blaupunkt it's OK
Oh what fun it is to drive my Nine Fourteen Porsch-ay

Down the road I go
In a big blue could of smoke
People laugh as I drive by,
I wonder what's the joke?

I have to get to Valco
To pick up the layaway
Santa Claus is coming soon
In his little mid-engine'd sleigh!

(chorus)



...There may have been another verse to it, but I forget. I wouldn't be surprised if someone had saved a copy somewhere...

--DD

Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 7 2004, 11:47 AM

man lmao

Posted by: scotts-toolwench Dec 7 2004, 01:26 PM

Scott, (as in skline)

Actually it's a good thing being a nerd, that way when my Scott does something seriously wrong with Gertrude I can get you to tell me the proper way to fix it

and in my womans opinion NERDS ARE SEXY! expecially you 914 guys...all covered in grease and grime.....grr yummm

Posted by: scott thacher Dec 7 2004, 02:08 PM

SKline i just want to know one thing do you have a pocket protector for you wrenches ?

























if so where can i get one

Posted by: ClayPerrine Dec 7 2004, 10:27 PM

Betty says "Two wrenches up" for these 914 Christmas Carols......

Posted by: scott thacher Dec 8 2004, 06:55 AM

at least clay if you had to change your shorts on her posts this time it was from peeeing in em from laughter

and bettey make him give you your own screen name

Posted by: ClayPerrine Dec 8 2004, 07:29 AM

I sat there last night and offered to create her an account here. She can't make up her mind what she wants for a screen name.

She also wants to start a toolwench club. With Pam as the first president.......

Posted by: ClayPerrine Dec 8 2004, 07:32 AM

Official Toolwench logo?


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