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Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 11:25 AM
I was looking at the car and had an idea for after I get it painted. What do you think? 2 pictures
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Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 11:25 AM
Or in Titanium
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Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 11:27 AM
how about we worry about the issues at hand, like rebuilding calipers..or getting the trans linkage sorted.
paint is the last thing you need on your mind 
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 11:30 AM
Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking. 
Posted by: ! Dec 20 2004, 11:34 AM
Why insult yer car?
Posted by: lagunero Dec 20 2004, 11:34 AM
| QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 09:30 AM) |
| Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking. |
LOL!
No rest for the wicked!
(it will look cool in my unedgeamacated opinion)
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 11:35 AM
| QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 10:30 AM) |
| Sorry Dad, I dont know what I was thinking. |
are you mocking me? YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!!!
Posted by: Root_Werks Dec 20 2004, 11:45 AM
Rear lid is too flat, doesn't look right. Maybe in between the tail lights? 
Posted by: Brando Dec 20 2004, 11:55 AM
Might as well go all the way and somehow install 996/boxster style headlights in the front 
Posted by: Otmar Dec 20 2004, 11:55 AM
My neighbor had a ugly beat up 914 in primer grey a few years ago.
Where he worked there was a Boxter that would park far away across the lot to avoid door dings.
My neighbor painted a big "Poxter" in script on the back of the 914 and would park it right next to him!
My neighbor's got a funny sense of humor.... He bought the 914 just to pull that off.
Posted by: Red-Beard Dec 20 2004, 12:42 PM
Between the Brittney stuff and this, I think you need to "Go Home and Rethink your life..."
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 12:45 PM
| QUOTE (Red-Beard @ Dec 20 2004, 11:42 AM) |
| Between the Brittney stuff and this, I think you need to "Go Home and Rethink your life..." |
That's only a quarter of it, then there's..............................
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 12:49 PM
Hey now, it was just an idea and the Britney thing got a little out of control, its not like I am wanting to marry her, I only said I thought she was good looking.
Posted by: Mueller Dec 20 2004, 01:14 PM
hmmmm......car is going to be really confused, 1st it has a body kit on it so it thinks it's a 911 and now you want to put a Boxster decal on it??? 
kinda like a cross-dresser...trying to be something their not 
(flame suit on, LOL)
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 01:44 PM
why dont you athk your thweetheart chrithopher lowell
he says black!
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Posted by: JB 914 Dec 20 2004, 01:49 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 09:27 AM) |
| how about we worry about the issues at hand, like rebuilding calipers..or getting the trans linkage sorted. paint is the last thing you need on your mind |
Posted by: bernbomb914 Dec 20 2004, 02:01 PM
Its amazing how many people have so little to do! 
Bernie
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 02:09 PM
| QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Dec 20 2004, 01:01 PM) |
| Its amazing how many people have so little to do! Bernie |
bernie....
im sick....at home....bored out of my mind.....
of course ill be on here
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 02:19 PM
| QUOTE (bernbomb914 @ Dec 20 2004, 12:01 PM) |
| Its amazing how many people have so little to do! Bernie |
I know what you mean Bernie, its like this place is full of retired people. Aaron is a bit young to be retired though. So I guess we will let him pass with his sick excuse.
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 02:22 PM
this would be better Scott......................
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 02:24 PM
Hardee har har, you guys are a barrel of laughs. It runs fine, it just doesnt move. However, think of that as a concept, the best running car that will never get stolen, wont break down on the road somewhere and I dont have to put gas in it but once a year or so. The tires will never wear out either.
Posted by: bernbomb914 Dec 20 2004, 02:27 PM
Thats NASTY 
Bernie
PS Thanks RON
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 02:30 PM
Ok Scott....serious time.....go to the local hardware store and buy a shit pile of washers...start putting them on the stud and mounting the wheels until you get the clearance you need...........measure the washer stack and that will tell you what spacer to run. You might have to lengthen your studs though, but that would make Britney happy
jeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 02:32 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Dec 20 2004, 01:30 PM) |
| Ok Scott....serious time.....go to the local hardware store and buy a shit pile of washers...start putting them on the stud and mounting the wheels until you get the clearance you need...........measure the washer stack and that will tell you what spacer to run. jeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeee |
ron, i swear we need to go dropkik him, and do the work for him
(if this doesnt get him motivated (being beaten up by ron the hobo, and aaron the 18yo punk)...nothing will!)
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 02:36 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 12:32 PM) | ||
ron, i swear we need to go dropkik him, and do the work for him (if this doesnt get him motivated (being beaten up by ron the hobo, and aaron the 18yo punk)...nothing will!) |
Now thats even funnier, and old man and a kid? You guys wouldnt last 1 minute. The car is what needs to get done, not you guys getting beat up by little ole me.
Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice)
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 02:38 PM
| QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 01:36 PM) |
| Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice) |
size matters!
ask brittney!!!
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 02:39 PM
He hasn't had a running teener since the yellow one and it didn't run that well either..........
I suppose if we insult him enough he might get motivation, but in reality he would prolly call Howie, cry foul, and have the old phart attack us.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 02:40 PM
time for a new newsticker ron....
something about a shalon........ [spelled that way on purpose scott]
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 02:43 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Dec 20 2004, 12:40 PM) |
| time for a new newsticker ron.... something about a shalon........ |
You guys need to learn how to spell. The word is Chalon!!!
Aaron, what are you taking in school? Dont they teach you spelling?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 02:45 PM
theatrical affect.....
puts a feminine touch on "chalon"
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 02:45 PM
Oh lord won't ya buy a running nine fourteen,
My friends are all driving and my gears won't go in,
My brakes they don't fit, my wheels they don't turn,
Oh lord won't ya buy me a car that will run.
Oh lord won't ya buy me a driving nine fourteen,
My knuckles are all busted and my wallet is thin,
My wheels they don't turn, I must make amends,
Oh lord I need a running car before I have to wear depends.
Posted by: Jeroen Dec 20 2004, 03:19 PM
how bout this
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Posted by: Series9 Dec 20 2004, 03:25 PM
OMG! Now that's funny.
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 03:28 PM
That is great, can you cut it out of plastic like the factory does, I would put that on my car.
Posted by: Series9 Dec 20 2004, 03:29 PM
Sean! Vinyl cutter, please...
Posted by: Jeroen Dec 20 2004, 03:32 PM
I could e-mail it to Sean and he could cut a sticker for ya
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 03:36 PM
mockery on a whole new level
Posted by: jwalters Dec 20 2004, 03:43 PM
you could always put "LOTUS" on the back of it.............................
Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2004, 03:43 PM
| QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 01:36 PM) |
| Now thats even funnier, and old man and a kid? You guys wouldnt last 1 minute. The car is what needs to get done, not you guys getting beat up by little ole me. Judge me by my size do you? (in my best Yoda voice) |
"Couldn't last a minute".......that's what Britney said!
Posted by: Dr Evil Dec 20 2004, 04:28 PM
The Boxter S logo would only work when preceeded by;
"Cost as much as...."
"Not as good as....."
"I wish I had a...."
"Poor man's...."
"People who drive a .... laugh at me"
".....wanna be"
"If I were smart I would own a ......"
Boxter S, the S stands for Shalome. 
Posted by: skline Dec 20 2004, 04:49 PM
Oh great, another comedian, thats all we need. How about,
Blows by
faster than
less money than
Older than
You didnt mention any of those
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 04:51 PM
| QUOTE (skline @ Dec 20 2004, 03:49 PM) |
| Oh great, another comedian, thats all we need. How about, Blows by faster than less money than Older than You didnt mention any of those |
cuz most of em arent true!
scott.... go junkyard hunting for 16" porsche wheels....im down if you want to....
Posted by: Dr Evil Dec 20 2004, 04:53 PM
I think cookie cutters are sexy. They are in the junk yards often.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Dec 20 2004, 04:54 PM
| QUOTE (Dr Evil @ Dec 20 2004, 03:53 PM) |
| I think cookie cutters are sexy. They are in the junk yards often. |
no such thing as a 16" cookie cutter tho
Posted by: boxstr Dec 20 2004, 08:36 PM
CCLINBOXSTER
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Posted by: boxstr Dec 20 2004, 08:46 PM
CCLIN914BOXSTER
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Posted by: jimtab Dec 20 2004, 10:50 PM
| QUOTE (jwalters @ Dec 20 2004, 01:43 PM) |
| you could always put "LOTUS" on the back of it............................. |
That way it would have wierd electrics and would overheat often, right? Or is that just the old ones...pre 1990....
Posted by: redshift Dec 20 2004, 11:34 PM
Where's the M5 emblems, Yo?
You need a wooden spoiler, and wing set.
M
Posted by: scott thacher Dec 20 2004, 11:51 PM
scott this is for you in your defense
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