this guy was going to his company christmas party at a local restaurant and walked into the bar to get a drink. at the end of the bar was a woman he had never met, so being of the holiday spirit, approached her and asked her name.
"i call myself carmen" she says. "but that's not my real name"
"so why do you call yourself carmen if that isn't you name" he asks.
"well, i call myself what i am passionate about, cars and men. so, carmen"
"i see"
"so what do you call yourself" carmen asks.
after a moment of thought, the guy responds.......
"beer fuck"
Brilliant!!
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