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Posted by: r_towle Dec 19 2013, 01:58 PM

Never drive a 914, always keep it parked on jack stands.

Posted by: 914_teener Dec 19 2013, 02:14 PM

1. Never....ever put your 914 up on jackstands after the holiday egg nog.

2. Avoid Sandbox browsing during present openings with the kids.

3. Make sure to seperate the "extra" 914 parts in the garage from the Christmas decorations.

4. Take a drive in your teener....when it is safe...to de-stress after phone calls from the x-wife or other notorious relatives.

That's all for now......

Posted by: ripper911 Dec 19 2013, 02:46 PM

If you haul a tree on your 914, your car might smell spruced up for a little while.

Posted by: r_towle Dec 19 2013, 09:57 PM

Do not eat lots of holiday chili and then work underneath your 914 on your back.

Posted by: ThePaintedMan Dec 19 2013, 11:33 PM

Since your 914 is already a lawn ornament on jack stands pissing off the neighbors, go full redneck and put some Christmas lights on it.

Posted by: euro911 Dec 20 2013, 02:30 AM

Posted by: r_towle Dec 20 2013, 05:19 PM

Do not twerk at the office party

Posted by: r_towle Dec 21 2013, 04:34 PM

Holiday parking.

You know you are from Massachusetts when you cut a guy off for a parking space and you are disappointed when he does not even flip you the bird.

Posted by: Rleog Dec 21 2013, 04:54 PM

When merging in Massachusetts traffic, eye contact is a sign of weakness.