I've seen these on the car forums and theyre usually pretty funny. I searched for one on here already and couldnt find one. Here's how you play. Ill start.
Wow this engine is so acseasable!
I sure wish I had another trunk!
This back seat sure is roomy!
Hey look my valve covers are dry!
Things of this nature. Play on!
100% rust free.
I bet that car kicks ass at the drag strip!
Wow, it seems so dry inside!
It's HUGE!!!
"This car feels so safe, I bet it ranks high in the accident safety rating charts."
Hang on to that car. It is going to be worth a fortunate some day.
It sure is pretty!
Well, OK, I've said that.
The car shifts so precise and smooth.
"I'll trade you straight across for my GT3."
"Wow!, this car is so reliable!"
"Felt a little heavy. Boring handling."
Now that's a real Porsche.
"My suit fits perfect on the clothes hook"
Looks expensive.
"That is definitely NOT a Fiat."
All my lady friends: "It's so cute!"
Said today my friend, model/designer Alexandra who is one of the models for a shoot with my LE: "It's so powerful! I heard it inside the house when you pulled up!"
Everybody who's never seen one: "How fast does it go? How much horsepower does it have?"
Me: "Fast enough. Enough."
Smart-ass jackasses who only consider 911s: "Those are really just Volkswagens, right?"
The engine in this car is really way to powerfull for the chassis.....
Its things people DONT say about 914s. It makes it fun and witty. Better than just a thread of us itchin' and moanin'
Wow my fuel injection is super easy to diagnose!
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Said today my friend, model/designer Alexandra who is one of the models for a shoot with my LE: "It's so powerful! I heard it inside the house when you pulled up!"
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"I would sell the '87 Carrera and keep that." Well, no one would say THAT. Except that is exactly what I said and did. It was love. I've owned the 914 for 27 years and sold the 911 after 14.
The air is always so fresh and clean when you turn on the heater.
Those are just volkswagens so the parts must be cheap, right?
"It's so QUIET! Is it even RUNNING?????"
Is it a four ? ...
...
Looks fast !
What's up with the shifter? Everytime I put it in first gear the car goes backwards.
I think I have FINALLY stopped collecting parts for my next 914 project
"Wow I bet that car is a real chick magnet"
It's faster than I thought it would be.
Hey, that thing got a HEMI in it?
Let's leather it all up.
Oh, someone did do that.
John
"Thats not a fair race!! I only have a GT3, you got a 914!"
Dang it's REALLY EASY to find first gear!
LOL!
How about "I've NEVER ground first gear! is it made of 'ungrind-ium'?"
"I'm going to update my -6 with some late model bumpers."
The styling is just to round for me.
I never miss shift gears
my friend once told me it one step up from a Miata on the "gay" scale. we are not friends anymore
I never have to clean the garage floor under it.
I just bought at Walmart a 1/18th Scale Die Cast Model of a 914, they have every color.
I can see over traffic
- Way too much power ! You should put a type four in your six ...
- All those subarus should convert to a type four !...
- Ever thought about putting a type four in your chevy ?
Which is the front, and which is the back?
"That Chalon kit looks great!!
They really made the 914 look a LOT better with those modern bumpers in 1975!!!!
"You know, they're starting to put those Type IV's into Subaru's--I hear they're amazing"
You really only need one. Sucks for those 911 guys who have to have 2 or 3 parts cars. SUCKERS!
"I never knew anyone that had one of these, even back in the day."
Golly..That sounds like a Maserati.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=318qKfPtqWo
A conversion to modern fi may improve.
With two trunks for the kids, there's room for the whole family!
With two trunks..an inventive guy put 2 twinturbo engines into his Alfa coupe.
You know,to double the power and get 4 whl drive as a bonus.
PPC mag in the UK.
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk/
Some kindred wrenchers.
Parts ? No problem ! They have EVERYTHING at the NAPA store.
Ever use those jackstands?
"Do you need a ladder to get up and into that thing?"
Is that a 4 wheel drive?
That's the fast Porsche, right?
I heard those are real easy to work on.
Now THAT'S a REAL Porsche!
"Dave has one of those. And it runs."
--DD
Real Porsches only take 4 qts of oil. Not 10 qts like that silly-looking, underpowered 911.
"It's amazing, after 38 years not one rattle!"
We've got 3 more numbers that a 911 so NYAH.
A 911... HA! Who the hell wants one of those? Unless you want a poor man's "Porsche" (VW) and that's all you can afford. Like those are going to last. 914s will be around for at least 50 years and even then they'll be more popular than ever.
A 914 will cost as much as your house. New ones will got for more than $100,000. Some even half a million! Save your entire retirement fund and buy a 911. You can pick up a good runner up for $5K.
You can't race a 911. Not seriously. With that engine in the back that thing will slide all over the place. Not to mention it's SLOW. Yeah sure, it's "fun to drive", like a big go cart. But it's not a race car. It's not a REAL Porsche. It's a half-breed joke.
914s are REAL race cars. With the engine in the middle, the handling on the track is exceptional. And theya e so powerful, they had to keep under-powering them because you couldn't even keep them on the road! They started with the 914-6. Well good luck trying to drive that beast with 110 hp! They had to get rid of that thing! Woa, slow down there, Johnny! Let's try a 1.7! Wait, STILL too much. Let's go 1.8 with even fewer ponies. Okay, NOW we can drive it! Whew! :/
The 911 is a fad. A trend. A laughable one at that. They won't last. Maybe just a small band of enthusiasts. And they will only be into them because that's the only "Porsche" (chuckles) that they could afford in the first place.
The 914 will be the longest running sports car in history. Porsche will improve upon it's mid-engine design year after year, after decade after decade. It will be the brand's flagship model and dominate the racing circuit. You'll see.
914s get you laid. A LOT. It's the ultimate chick magnet. Young, old, even lesbians will do you in a 914.
911s get you a small group of dorky, slightly overweight, middle-aged married men who spend all their money on a "hobby" that never gets finished, end up having to sell them because they have to put their kid through school to be smarter than they were for buying a 911. The ones that refuse to get rid of them (they aren't worth much to begin with) will get together once in a year to celebrate their "really cool little cars" that they'll never really be able to finish or fix up. In fact, most of them won't even come because their 911s are still on jack stands after so many years. They'll even give this "fest" a cutsey "German" name that no German would ever cal it - Okteenerfest.
And then they'll have this "Okteenerfest" in September. Stupid.
The nice thing about these old cars as opposed to newer cars, there's so much room to work on them under the hood!
These targa tops never squeak and are water tight!
Only two trunks? My car has three.
Damn its been so long since I've used my jackstands. I forgot where I put them.
This Targa top is annoying. I wish 914's were hardtop...
"I heard the green ones are the fastest...."
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