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Posted by: scotty b Feb 15 2005, 06:40 PM
I'm noticing a lot of Scott's here....me (scotty 
, Scott B, Scott Kline, Scott Thatcher,Scott Schroeder, maybe more....? Is it something in the stars? 
Some higher being has a larger plan for us and our Porsches? 
Are we the chosen ones? 
Have I been inhaling to much stale gas? 
Posted by: Jenny Feb 15 2005, 06:43 PM
Scott Yeaman... Scott Collins (I told him about the site, I think he may lurk here)
Jen
Posted by: scott thacher Feb 15 2005, 06:44 PM
we are the chosen ones.... all the others will 
us or be 
Posted by: Mueller Feb 15 2005, 06:45 PM
here is another one for you 
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Posted by: Jenny Feb 15 2005, 06:49 PM
I figured all the mikes would have stayed out of this thread. 
You guys are next in line! I know more Mikes that own 914s than I have fingers!
Jen
Posted by: scotty b Feb 15 2005, 06:50 PM
| QUOTE (Mueller @ Feb 15 2005, 04:45 PM) |
| here is another one for you |
This isn't a MIKE thread now is it?? You're just jealous because we have all the power! 
OR we have all the sickness 
Posted by: SirAndy Feb 15 2005, 06:53 PM
| QUOTE (Mueller @ Feb 15 2005, 04:45 PM) |
| here is another one for you |
quote from a history book in 2056:
"and at 04:45 PM in the afternoon on a rainy tuesday, Feb 15 2005, scotty b's dream of worlddomination came to a unexpected halt by the intervention of a soft roll of toilet paper ..."
Posted by: scottb Feb 15 2005, 06:54 PM
i elect all scott's members of the 914world.com governing council. all shall do as we wish...
any scott care to make the first command that must be obeyed???
Posted by: VegasRacer Feb 15 2005, 06:55 PM
| QUOTE (Mueller @ Feb 15 2005, 04:45 PM) |
| here is another one for you |
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 15 2005, 06:55 PM
My middle name is Scott. Does that count?
-Jeff
Posted by: scotty b Feb 15 2005, 07:00 PM
Hmmmm Scott for a middle name huh? That qualifies you as our beer wench. 
You shall be looked after and cared for as one of our own.
Posted by: scottb Feb 15 2005, 07:01 PM
scruz914, i say you count though i will have to defer final judgement to the full council.
i have an order that must be obeyed...
whenever a 'scott' makes a post, someone other than a scott must immediately post the following....
"everybody pay attention, a scott is speaking. this must be important."
a scott has spoken..... 
Posted by: skline Feb 15 2005, 07:50 PM
The first command should be"Everyone come to the WCC so we can all party like Rock Stars and Drive 914's"
Thats all
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Feb 15 2005, 07:51 PM
| QUOTE (scotty b @ Feb 15 2005, 04:40 PM) |
| I'm noticing a lot of Scott's here....me (scotty , Scott B, Scott Kline, Scott Thatcher,Scott Schroeder, maybe more....? Is it something in the stars? Some higher being has a larger plan for us and our Porsches? Are we the chosen ones? Have I been inhaling to much stale gas? |
Naaaahhh...... The name comes from the old English term meaning "needs to get a life" ............... The Cap'n
Posted by: Scott Carlberg Feb 15 2005, 07:52 PM
did someone call my name?
Posted by: VegasRacer Feb 15 2005, 10:29 PM
Alison (with one L) is a Scott. 
Does this make her your Queen?
Aye gass ye wee wonkers air gonna 'ave tu be learnin tu speak as this lass does.
Posted by: scott thacher Feb 15 2005, 10:56 PM
| QUOTE (VegasRacer @ Feb 15 2005, 08:29 PM) |
| Alison (with one L) is a Scott. Does this make her your Queen? |
and yes it does
and scott as middle name is perfectly acceptable, my middle name is scott, but i have gone by it from birth ( which was not yesturday )
Posted by: Mrs. K Feb 15 2005, 10:59 PM
| QUOTE (VegasRacer @ Feb 15 2005, 08:29 PM) |
| Alison (with one L) is a Scott. Does this make her your Queen? Aye gass ye wee wonkers air gonna 'ave tu be learnin tu speak as this lass does. |
Good one, John!!She'll love it!
Lisa
Posted by: scotts-toolwench Feb 15 2005, 11:05 PM
Hey! Does this make me defacto royalty too? I'm scotts-toolwench. i have Scott in the name too.....I will bow down to Alison as the Queen of Scotts , but can I be the princess?
Posted by: roundboy914 Feb 16 2005, 06:19 AM
how about last name of Scott
i can't tell you how many times people say 'do you know you have two first names?!'
'really?, i have never noticed before'. dumb ass
signed
Matthew Scott
or is that Scott Matthews?
Posted by: mack914 Feb 16 2005, 07:02 AM
"Oh Scott" is what my wife yells out when were doing it..So I'm I in?
Posted by: BarberDave Feb 16 2005, 07:03 AM
You are just imitations of the "Real Chosen One" "David"
AS IT IS SAID SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN!
DAVE
Posted by: CptTripps Feb 16 2005, 07:07 AM
:: begin hijack ::
I was noticing the same thing about Doug and Geoff....
But maybe that's because I'm a Doug, and have a brother named Geoff...
:: end hijack ::
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 08:25 AM
Aye, Matthew Scott ye shal be our court jester as ye haveth a funny name! Ye too shal be looked after and cared for as one of our own. Scott's toolwench, be one of us as well as ye be the property of one of our own. 
Carry your names proudly boys as we be takin on hostile fire from the unworthy!! 
to all others....I fart in your general direction 
Posted by: scooter311 Feb 16 2005, 08:30 AM
Jeffrey
Supposed to be Geoffredo, after war-hero uncle from the Old Country. Does that count for anything? Maybe coat-check guy at your world-domination seminars?
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 08:35 AM
Let's not start pushing it now. Tel your parents you appreciate the name but you wish they would have named you Scottredo
Posted by: scotts-toolwench Feb 16 2005, 01:48 PM
| QUOTE (roundboy914 @ Feb 16 2005, 04:19 AM) |
| how about last name of Scott i can't tell you how many times people say 'do you know you have two first names?!' 'really?, i have never noticed before'. dumb ass signed Matthew Scott or is that Scott Matthews? |
Hey, that's funny!
As you all know my boyfriend is Scott Thacher 
, but my brothers name is Scott Mathew! Of course you'd think that would make it easier for my family to remember my sweetie's name right? Nope
, my family screw up and sometimes call him Steve. 
We have no idea where that came from.Oh and our next door neighbor is Scott too (or is it three by now?)
The Scott's are taking over the world!
Teri
Posted by: Alison Baker Feb 16 2005, 02:12 PM
| QUOTE (VegasRacer @ Feb 15 2005, 08:29 PM) |
| Alison (with one L) is a Scott. Does this make her your Queen? Aye gass ye wee wonkers air gonna 'ave tu be learnin tu speak as this lass does. |
THANKYOU John .........I love it !
check this site out http://www.robertburns.org/
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 02:16 PM
| QUOTE (scotty b @ Feb 15 2005, 06:00 PM) |
| Hmmmm Scott for a middle name huh? That qualifies you as our beer wench. You shall be looked after and cared for as one of our own. |
Hmmm.. I don't know about beer wench. How about I be the village idiot like I normally am?
So we have:
Alison, Queen of Scotts
Teri, Princess of Scotts
Scott Thacher, Keeper of the Royal TP
Jeffrey Scott (my formal name), The Village Idiot
Matthew Scott, Court Jester
Scotty B, you started this so you can be the Court Herald
Mack914 as Court Pimp because his wife calls him Scott while they are doing it
Scott Kline will be the Keeper of the First Command, "Everyone come to the WCC"
scottb, Keeper of Orders to be Obeyed
Scott Carlberg, Royal Beer Keep because his last name sounds like a beer
Any others?
Posted by: Lou W Feb 16 2005, 02:58 PM
Yah, the next thing you'll know is they will want their own country, I wonder what they'd call it?
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 03:01 PM
HEAVEN!
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 03:02 PM
| QUOTE (Lou W @ Feb 16 2005, 01:58 PM) |
| Yah, the next thing you'll know is they will want their own country, I wonder what they'd call it? |
"Land o' Scotts"
Do we have day picked out for "Speak Like a Scott" day?
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 03:12 PM
Perhaps we should poll the Scott's as to their birthday and take whichever month has the most. As for the day?? If there are any the same day then that it shall be?
Posted by: Thoward914 Feb 16 2005, 03:36 PM
I finally found a topic I felt needed my input.
My middle name is Scott and my grandson ( to be born in about 2 weeks ) will also have Scott as his middle name.
Do we have a majority yet? I can ask my daughter to have some more kids and name them all Scott .
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 03:41 PM
Welcome aboard Travis. The scary part is that my middle name is Travis. REALLY !! So being that I am the court herald I pronounce thee Sir Loin of Cloth.
Posted by: Scott Schroeder Feb 16 2005, 04:16 PM
Yes, on my birth certificate it says Scott Schroeder. However, I seem to be now known simply as "Amy's bitch"
..... and I am ok with that.
(she only hits me when I speak....) 
Posted by: SGB Feb 16 2005, 04:25 PM
| QUOTE |
| "Oh Scott" is what my wife yells out when were doing it..So I'm I in? |
Or does it mean one of us is "in"?
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 05:13 PM
| QUOTE (scotty b @ Feb 16 2005, 02:12 PM) |
| Perhaps we should poll the Scott's as to their birthday and take whichever month has the most. As for the day?? If there are any the same day then that it shall be? |
My birthday is September 11. That really doesn't work.
Posted by: scott thacher Feb 16 2005, 05:15 PM
mine is oct 11, so it looks like what ever month the 11 day
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 05:29 PM
I'm October 30, so right now it will be October 11. More changes possible as more respond
Posted by: kwales Feb 16 2005, 05:42 PM
Aye Laddies,
I'm a Scott too......
my middle name is Scott, named after my great-great grandpa Clyde Scott.
Beats the hell outta Clyde for a middle name.....
Then on the other hand, I'm a Wales..... 
So, does that meke me a Scottish Prince of Wales, heir to the throne? 
Then again, my cousin has Scott for a first name.... I musta impressed my uncle
Ken not spam
Posted by: Lou W Feb 16 2005, 05:50 PM
| QUOTE |
| Posted: Feb 16 2005, 05:02 AM Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 177 Member No.: 2306 Joined: 5-July 04 Location: Toledo, Oh "Oh Scott" is what my wife yells out when were doing it..So I'm I in? |
I don't think so, she should have said "Great Scott"
Posted by: Scott Feb 16 2005, 05:53 PM
Ok decided to chime in...Scott Spencer here. Yes we are the chosen ones. My first law that has to be obeyed....The person who owes me money needs to get in contact with me and finally settle the debt. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I won't strat bad mouthing him yet but it has crossed my mind.
Before you bleeding hearts tell me that I shouldn't be that way...He has owed me $3,000.00 for three years now, has made repeated statment that he'd pay me back soon and knows I need the money to put into my car. Believe me $3K can get a lot of stuff done on my car.
Posted by: Alison Baker Feb 16 2005, 06:05 PM
| QUOTE (kwales @ Feb 16 2005, 03:42 PM) |
| Aye Laddies, I'm a Scott too...... my middle name is Scott, named after my great-great grandpa Clyde Scott. Beats the hell outta Clyde for a middle name..... Then on the other hand, I'm a Wales..... So, does that meke me a Scottish Prince of Wales, heir to the throne? Then again, my cousin has Scott for a first name.... I musta impressed my uncle Ken not spam |
There's no much thing as a Scottish Prince of Wales
Posted by: redshift Feb 16 2005, 06:25 PM
No Santa either!!!
Don't stop believin'!
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 06:28 PM
| QUOTE (Scott @ Feb 16 2005, 04:53 PM) |
| Ok decided to chime in...Scott Spencer here. Yes we are the chosen ones. My first law that has to be obeyed....The person who owes me money needs to get in contact with me and finally settle the debt. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I won't strat bad mouthing him yet but it has crossed my mind. Before you bleeding hearts tell me that I shouldn't be that way...He has owed me $3,000.00 for three years now, has made repeated statment that he'd pay me back soon and knows I need the money to put into my car. Believe me $3K can get a lot of stuff done on my car. |
Was there a woman involved? Just saying someone owes you $3k in the Scott thread shows little class. The story needs to meet a higher standard than a regular old "a guy owes me money" post. To make it really worthy of the Scott thread it should also have a nefarious association to a 914. Embellishment is perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: scottb Feb 16 2005, 06:50 PM
Aye a tale ye want eh? Well a tale you shall get once I finish me pint!
T’was a foggy night like most, dark as pitch it was too. I was approached by the wee tosser and he begged a quid for a cup of cheer. Feelin’ in need of a bit o’ warmth meself, I joined the bastard in the pub. Here he spun a tale of woe not heard for years. A hell hole he spoke of needin’ repair. Not just any repair I say, but the most special and pricey of repairs…. Full replacement it was. Now this would not be a small affair but a task needin’ the skills of many a craftsman. As the pints went by, the sad and sordid tale was spun. By the time me downed the last of my grog, he had me. I had visited me banker and handed over the money. Into the night he went, never to be heard from again.
To this day I hunt the bastard, and when I find him, I swear an oath on my mothers grave, I shall tear his nits from their stable I will!!!!!
no women involved but it is fully embelished given i don't know the circumstances of the debt.....
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 07:20 PM
I says we Scott's got pillage the pukes lair..take all 'o his worldly possesions in the name of Scottdom. We shall cut off his teets and feed them to his mangy mutt. Then we drag his bleeding carcass back to the ship an shanghai his arse. First mate set sail...destination..........REVENGE.
Or you could just file a small claims suit
Posted by: Mueller Feb 16 2005, 07:50 PM
does this guy count as a Scott? 
"I'm fixing the rust as fast as I can captain"
Posted by: scottb Feb 16 2005, 08:01 PM
of course he is/was!
and he had a 914 in his past as he always was yelling "i need more power!"
Posted by: scotty b Feb 16 2005, 08:09 PM
I'm givin her all I've got Captian but she's just a wee 1.7
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 08:26 PM
| QUOTE (scotty b @ Feb 16 2005, 06:20 PM) |
| I says we Scott's got pillage the pukes lair..take all 'o his worldly possesions in the name of Scottdom. We shall cut off his teets and feed them to his mangy mutt. Then we drag his bleeding carcass back to the ship an shanghai his arse. First mate set sail...destination..........REVENGE. |
Are we pirate Scotts now? Cool. Then we could have "Talk like a pirate Scott" day, plunder and pillage, real pirate like wenches! I wonder how a 914 does under sail power?
FYI, Talk like a Pirate day is September 19.
Have to go sharpen my cutlass ......
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 08:33 PM
| QUOTE (scottb @ Feb 16 2005, 05:50 PM) |
| Aye a tale ye want eh? Well a tale you shall get once I finish me pint! T’was a foggy night like most, dark as pitch it was too. I was approached by the wee tosser and he begged a quid for a cup of cheer. Feelin’ in need of a bit o’ warmth meself, I joined the bastard in the pub. Here he spun a tale of woe not heard for years. A hell hole he spoke of needin’ repair. Not just any repair I say, but the most special and pricey of repairs…. Full replacement it was. Now this would not be a small affair but a task needin’ the skills of many a craftsman. As the pints went by, the sad and sordid tale was spun. By the time me downed the last of my grog, he had me. I had visited me banker and handed over the money. Into the night he went, never to be heard from again. To this day I hunt the bastard, and when I find him, I swear an oath on my mothers grave, I shall tear his nits from their stable I will!!!!! no women involved but it is fully embelished given i don't know the circumstances of the debt..... |
Huge improvement over the original. You could add mack914's wife to the story:
As the pints went by, the sad and sordid tale was spun. A woman repeatedly crying "Scott" (and ocasionally "Great Scott") was heard from the back room. By the time me downed the last of my grog, he had me.
Posted by: skline Feb 16 2005, 08:34 PM
The guy that owns the really nice looking yellow car on Ebay right now is named Scott also, I met him this morning when I went to check out his car. Coincidense?
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 08:35 PM
| QUOTE (skline @ Feb 16 2005, 07:34 PM) |
| The guy that owns the really nice looking yeloow car on Ebay right now is named Scott also, I met him this morning when I went to check out his car. Coincidense? |
Scott karma.
Posted by: scott thacher Feb 16 2005, 09:45 PM
| QUOTE (scruz914 @ Feb 16 2005, 06:26 PM) |
| I wonder how a 914 does under sail power? |
i bet faster than some of the cars owned around here
Posted by: scruz914 Feb 16 2005, 11:17 PM
| QUOTE (scott thacher @ Feb 16 2005, 08:45 PM) | ||
i bet faster than some of the cars owned around here |
Yea right, dry docked.
Posted by: VegasRacer Feb 17 2005, 01:13 AM
Don't forget Dr. Everett Scott.
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Posted by: scotty b Feb 17 2005, 08:25 AM
| QUOTE (scott thacher @ Feb 16 2005, 07:45 PM) | ||
i bet faster than some of the cars owned around here |
ARRR. I say we be pirates of the first order bein as how our rides do have sail panels, and they be coverd with cloth. The lady of the sea also wreaks havok on our land schooners. First mate Schroeder: man the piano and play us a fine drinkin song as we barrel roll into the sunset. ARRR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Posted by: jwalters Feb 17 2005, 12:07 PM
My name is Bankruptcy----and the guy who processed the paperwork is named Scott!!! 
J/K
Posted by: scotty b Feb 18 2006, 07:54 AM
Aarrrr I'm feelin the need for an update! Scot's check in!! Be there any new crew members who dare to set sail on the S.S. Scotty??
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