I had to run out earlier today and do a couple errands. So I figgered I'd take the 914. I had to get a couple things from the store too, and when I came out and brought the cart to the car, a chipper employee asked, "What's bigger, the cart or the car?" I just looked up and smiled and then she said... "What is that car?", and before I could answer she asked...
"A Fiat?"
Well, after I informed her what it was, she became almost apologetic...
It's a secret move by women who want to have sex....they act coy and stupid.
I roll up and park in front of my girl friends house.
Kid on a bike asks, "Is that a Pontiac."
Me, "Umm... no, it's a Porsche."
Kid, " Oh, cool." rides away.
I got "Honda Del Sol" once.....
I was coming out of a convenience store. And there were two eleven year olds arguing whether it was a Porsche or Ferrari. They asked which it was, I said Porsche, and one tells the other. See? Give me my 5 dollars.
The other day I had a girl lean out of the car in front of me and say" what kind of car is that?"
" A Porsche!!". I yelled back.
" I freakin love it! " she says.
I seem to get that at least once an outing.
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