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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ My last will, and testament

Posted by: redshift Feb 25 2005, 06:00 PM

To womankind, I leave you with the knowledge that perfection did exist.

The rest is to be piled up, and burned in a pire, along with me, including all my guitars, and the pictures I told Alice I lost like 14 years ago, and the pictures I took of Pam when she got really drunk, and stayed here last year... she looks funny with her bra all pulled up, and shaving cream for pasties.

Ok womankind... NEAR perfection.

M

Posted by: J P Stein Feb 25 2005, 06:03 PM

Is this THE END, Miles?
Lemmeno how it works out.

Posted by: MecGen Feb 25 2005, 06:04 PM

Hard to beleave but I think I get you

Cheers
Joe

Posted by: redshift Feb 25 2005, 06:57 PM

I am so frikken sick, Captain Kangaroo was here earlier, and that guy Howard, from Andy Griffith. You don't want to know what I had to do to get them to leave.

Tomorrow is my 2 week anniversary, man, we are going to party!

M

Posted by: ! Feb 25 2005, 07:10 PM

Santy Claus....won't the elves help Goat Boy in his time of need....?

Let's annoint him with lip balm, sanctify his earthly remains with rusty germanic pre-galvanized sheet metal and nuke his butt into eternity.....

BTW...get well soon sweetie....

Posted by: Toast Feb 25 2005, 07:43 PM

Oh hail to the Get-Well Gods......
Lets thou not taint thou Miles mind with women....

Posted by: ChrisReale Feb 25 2005, 07:55 PM

Maybe you should go to the doctor

Posted by: ! Feb 25 2005, 07:57 PM

I have a second opinion....yer uglee....too...

Rodney Dangerfield....RIP....he was sick too....

Posted by: mattillac Feb 25 2005, 07:59 PM

if you want, i could kick you in the balls really hard then being sick won't seem so bad. well, for a little while at least.

just jokin'. get better. smoke some it'll calm your stomach down.

Posted by: redshift Feb 25 2005, 08:13 PM

I can't hold anything down, except for crack, luudes, MHHCP, the NAACP, a washer, $0.13 (don't ask) tabasco, crisco, 'molestra', "Dixie Crystals Presents: Sweet Thing", the wrapper from an overdose of Nyquil, a used tissue (I was asleep) and I can't find my Windows system auth. paperwork.

M

Posted by: ! Feb 25 2005, 08:15 PM

Where will they bury you when you survive?

Posted by: redshift Feb 25 2005, 08:36 PM

They bury the survivors in the front page news.

-guitar solo-

M