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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ Enzo Fiero-rrari
Posted by: Chris H. Jul 29 2015, 04:11 PM
This is SO bad....
Just saw it on BoldRide...
Full CL ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5140532931.html
Someone actually stepped back and said "Oh yeah, this is DONE. PAINT IT!"
Posted by: SirAndy Jul 29 2015, 04:17 PM
Posted by: MDG Jul 29 2015, 04:20 PM
Oh dear.... 
Posted by: brant Jul 29 2015, 04:27 PM
Automatic
Posted by: naro914 Jul 29 2015, 04:32 PM
Automatic
Damn...that's it, I'm out....
Posted by: 7TPorsh Jul 29 2015, 04:35 PM
That engine cover kills me...
Posted by: brant Jul 29 2015, 04:35 PM
Automatic
Damn...that's it, I'm out....
Come on. It is probably vintage eligible. Ha
Posted by: damesandhotrods Jul 29 2015, 04:46 PM
He’s asking $5,500 for it.
Wait until he learns that in California by law the smog test/repairs are the seller’s responsibility…
Posted by: whitetwinturbo Jul 29 2015, 04:49 PM
..........BUT it is pulling a wheelie while standing still 
Posted by: naro914 Jul 29 2015, 04:52 PM
Automatic
Damn...that's it, I'm out....
Come on. It is probably vintage eligible. Ha
I was thinking the same thing
Posted by: AndyB Jul 29 2015, 05:16 PM
It looks like one of those micro cars that my son used to play with. All smoothed up
Posted by: mepstein Jul 29 2015, 05:18 PM
But if the future buyer has a 4 year old son, he will be the coolest dad ever or at least until his son turns 10. 
Posted by: Cairo94507 Jul 29 2015, 05:19 PM
Amazingly, some people are born without taste, common sense, brains, etc. That person needs to be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: aircooledtechguy Jul 29 2015, 05:25 PM
'Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.'
P.T. Barnum
Posted by: jos.hall Jul 29 2015, 05:36 PM
ahh yes, all these comments are true. I share the same sentiment. BUT!!! if you have the balls to roll in this beautiful beast, more power to ya. Screw everyone else.... you're rolling in the FierrrrooEnzo baby
Posted by: Porschef Jul 29 2015, 05:46 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?
It's a V-12!!!!!!!
Posted by: mgp4591 Jul 29 2015, 05:55 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?
It's a V-12!!!!!!!
Three 1.7s??
Posted by: veekry9 Jul 29 2015, 06:15 PM
Clearly,the wrong shape.
Congratulations must be given for completion tho,a massive amount of hand labor.
A few semesters of design tech could have resulted in a more pleasing contour.
A Bradley GT in Rosso.Wanna be V12.
Posted by: Porschef Jul 29 2015, 06:22 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people?
It's a V-12!!!!!!!
Three 1.7s??
Yup
The ol' 5.1L
Posted by: cpavlenko Jul 29 2015, 07:08 PM
what or who was thinking.
Posted by: Jeff Bowlsby Jul 29 2015, 07:24 PM
Lamborghini doors not gull wings...as if it matters.
Posted by: Steve Jul 29 2015, 08:47 PM
I think it was designed after this dog.
Posted by: steuspeed Jul 29 2015, 09:02 PM
..only serious buyers please.
Posted by: Larmo63 Jul 29 2015, 09:06 PM
Wear a powder blue leisure suit with peach colored platform shoes and your getting laid for sure.
Posted by: MrLeeS Jul 29 2015, 09:09 PM
I think it was designed after this dog.
I just spewed tea everywhere. LMAO
Posted by: 914bub Jul 29 2015, 09:47 PM
Wear a powder blue leisure suit with peach colored platform shoes and your getting laid for sure.
I got laid in those,circa 1987, without a fake ferrari. Still own the outfit!
Posted by: Sedonut Jul 29 2015, 09:49 PM
It's a mid engine 6, that's gotta get some love. That engine cover is insane, I need one for my 1.7. 
Posted by: infraredcalvin Jul 29 2015, 10:31 PM
Amazingly, some people are born without taste, common sense, brains, etc. That person needs to be drawn and quartered.
That's what people used to say about 914 owners...
Posted by: RobW Jul 29 2015, 10:43 PM
Posted by: jeff Jul 29 2015, 10:53 PM
Make a nice Lemons car..!
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Posted by: damesandhotrods Jul 30 2015, 12:01 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/141708322731?rmvSB=true
It looks like this car has a history…
Posted by: Sedonut Jul 30 2015, 12:08 AM
It's got 59 Cadillac tail lights. You don't see those every day!!!
Posted by: Valy Jul 30 2015, 01:13 AM
I like it, mainly because of the cup holder. It gives you some place to through up into.
Posted by: ehokana Jul 30 2015, 04:09 AM
But guys! It's got that Bay Area vibe!
Posted by: Geezer914 Jul 30 2015, 04:25 AM
I am going to pour bleach in my eyes!
Posted by: MJHanna Jul 30 2015, 06:18 AM
This is SO bad....
Just saw it on BoldRide...
Full CL ad:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5140532931.html
Someone actually stepped back and said "Oh yeah, this is DONE. PAINT IT!"
It reminds me of an aardvark. And the aardvark is better looking.
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Posted by: aircooledtechguy Jul 30 2015, 07:47 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/141708322731?rmvSB=true
I just watched the video. . .
You would think that a guy trying to sell a car would know what *BELT DRESSING* is?!?!?!?? He must think that whine makes it sound more authentic.
The new owner must be Helen Keller.
Posted by: Chris H. Jul 30 2015, 08:52 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/141708322731?rmvSB=true
I just watched the video. . .
You would think that a guy trying to sell a car would know what *BELT DRESSING* is?!?!?!?? He must think that whine makes it sound more authentic.
The new owner must be Helen Keller.
That's not a supercharger? Talk about something WHINING. Sheeeesh. Sounds like night time in the rain forest.
Posted by: blackmoon Jul 30 2015, 09:58 AM
Posted by: Jonathan Livesay Jul 30 2015, 10:55 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/141708322731?rmvSB=true
It looks like this car has a history…
The ebay ad says it's a "head turner" and I must admit I turned mine.
It doesn't look quite as bad from the back, but it's best view is probably just after it's gone over the horizon, assuming it can go that far.
Posted by: naro914 Jul 30 2015, 11:11 AM
I don't know...sounds exactly like the real thing, no? I'm having a tough time telling the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlo_L1zV4yA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG-E0GWsf8A
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