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Posted by: Maltese Falcon Mar 30 2016, 07:40 AM

From the Internet today, GT3RS at a dealership.
It's a sad accident...but it's Wednesday; feel free to Caption away...

Posted by: Nutter965 Mar 30 2016, 07:56 AM

That will buff out Honestly sir !

Posted by: Puebloswatcop Mar 30 2016, 08:03 AM

This is the new GT3RSA (amphibious) model.

Posted by: Cairo94507 Mar 30 2016, 08:13 AM

Who's the U-boat commander??????

Posted by: naro914 Mar 30 2016, 08:27 AM

any idea where that is?

Posted by: dflesburg Mar 30 2016, 08:32 AM

JOB OPENING!!!

Posted by: Michael N Mar 30 2016, 08:41 AM

Rear engine, water cooled.

Posted by: Dtjaden Mar 30 2016, 08:50 AM

Amsterdam

Posted by: Ferg Mar 30 2016, 08:50 AM

Amsterdam

Posted by: boxsterfan Mar 30 2016, 08:50 AM

"Mr. Bond, this is not the Lotus Espirit!!"

or

"You're drunk Porsche, go home".

Posted by: mgp4591 Mar 30 2016, 09:07 AM

"Just the tip, I promise..."

Posted by: altitude411 Mar 30 2016, 09:16 AM

"it drives nice, but I'm looking for something with a little more curb appeal"....

Posted by: rgalla9146 Mar 30 2016, 09:28 AM

It's OK sir.......the entire country is below sea level.

Posted by: bozo914 Mar 30 2016, 09:36 AM

"I told you to take it to 5K and dump the clutch. I am sure it'll hydroplane across...."

Posted by: sb914 Mar 30 2016, 09:42 AM

"Gulf water shot"

Posted by: Cuda911 Mar 30 2016, 09:50 AM

"Guess that self-service car wash isn't working out too well."

Posted by: 914_teener Mar 30 2016, 10:10 AM

Obviously the Millenial Anti Theft Device worked...

Posted by: Ansbacher Mar 30 2016, 10:34 AM

Too many Heinekens.

Posted by: RobW Mar 30 2016, 10:52 AM

Looks like Dietrich found a job after all.....

Posted by: rhodyguy Mar 30 2016, 11:01 AM

I was only going to get some fries with peanut sauce.

Posted by: RobW Mar 30 2016, 11:05 AM

Ferris, what did I just do?

Posted by: 7TPorsh Mar 30 2016, 11:12 AM

Kinda stupid they don't have any sort of guard rail.

Posted by: Darren C Mar 30 2016, 12:00 PM

"But Boss, it says here on the checklist that the final pre-delivery check is dipped headlights"

Posted by: 7TPorsh Mar 30 2016, 01:05 PM

"Put your toe-in the water and see if it lukewarm to you"

Posted by: 7TPorsh Mar 30 2016, 01:08 PM

Amsterdam! nuff said

Posted by: screenguy914 Mar 30 2016, 01:31 PM

On the Porsche option list: Item number 234, front facing parking camera.

Posted by: 7TPorsh Mar 30 2016, 02:19 PM

....99 Porsche GT3s on the floor, 99 Porsche GT3s on the floor.

You roll one down, you let drown, 98 Porsche GT3s on the floor....

Posted by: Mueller Mar 30 2016, 02:33 PM

"For your safety a flotation device is located underneath your seat cushion"

Posted by: r_towle Mar 30 2016, 03:09 PM

Dude, hold my beer...I got this

Posted by: 76-914 Mar 30 2016, 05:50 PM

It looks thirsty. Maybe someone was just watering their Porsche.

Posted by: somd914 Mar 30 2016, 06:33 PM

But I thought all dealerships wash their cars as part of detailing for delivery?

Posted by: jwinner Mar 30 2016, 06:43 PM

Risky Business!!! Love that scene.

Posted by: 76-914 Mar 31 2016, 08:12 AM