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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ BAD DAY! Crashed my car
Posted by: don-6 Apr 1 2016, 05:46 PM
It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Posted by: ConeDodger Apr 1 2016, 05:47 PM
Apparently Grumpy... 
Posted by: Amphicar770 Apr 1 2016, 05:51 PM
Did you beat him down to size! 
Posted by: The Cabinetmaker Apr 1 2016, 06:13 PM
If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.
Posted by: Blue6 Apr 1 2016, 06:21 PM
This is SoCal, it had to be "Dopey".... 
Posted by: porschetub Apr 1 2016, 06:51 PM
If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.
,not good taste at all, considering don-6 was @ fault 
,jeez imagine how many times the little guy has heard that lame joke...really.
Posted by: matthepcat Apr 1 2016, 06:55 PM
Posted by: bigkensteele Apr 1 2016, 07:14 PM
![popcorn[1].gif](style_emoticons/default/popcorn[1].gif)
Posted by: Cracker Apr 1 2016, 07:21 PM
My in-laws just enjoyed this..
T
Posted by: 914_teener Apr 1 2016, 09:32 PM
It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Nice try Don......
Posted by: porschetub Apr 1 2016, 09:37 PM
It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?
That is when the fight began.
Nice try Don......
So it is
Posted by: Larmo63 Apr 1 2016, 09:40 PM
Made me smile.
Posted by: Cuda911 Apr 1 2016, 11:10 PM
I thought it was funny.
But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: messix Apr 1 2016, 11:17 PM
so you didn't stop short enough for him....
Posted by: VegasRacer Apr 1 2016, 11:42 PM
You are lucky it was just one. The last time that happened to me, a dozen of them piled out of their little car and wanted to kick my ass. 
Posted by: RobW Apr 2 2016, 12:07 AM
I'm the dwarf and I'm pissed off
Posted by: sb914 Apr 2 2016, 06:04 AM
good one don
Posted by: Coondog Apr 2 2016, 06:12 AM
I think the people who took offense to this post need to GROW UP........
Posted by: Steve Apr 2 2016, 08:00 AM
If you think this is offensive, check out the dwarf tossing thread in the sand box.
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=164637
Posted by: 914_teener Apr 2 2016, 09:39 AM
I thought it was funny.
But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: messix Apr 2 2016, 01:17 PM
just wait til this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4ButVeOUQ
Posted by: KELTY360 Apr 2 2016, 01:53 PM
just wait til this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4ButVeOUQ
Thanks Troy, now I have to do my laundry all over again.
Posted by: Coondog Apr 2 2016, 02:16 PM
At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
Well if you did you would be dead.........
to soon !!!
Posted by: bandjoey Apr 2 2016, 02:17 PM
OMG. I almost shorted a fuse watching that!
Posted by: TC 914-8 Apr 2 2016, 02:26 PM
Hilarious
Posted by: Heeltoe914 Apr 4 2016, 11:26 AM
You got me Don!! I was going to give you a hard time for not telling me when you where at the shop. Irish Humor right HAHA
Posted by: Cairo94507 Apr 4 2016, 04:47 PM
That was funny as hell.
Posted by: Mark Henry Apr 4 2016, 07:48 PM
I don't see why some peeps got grumpy over this.... 
Posted by: Mark Henry Apr 4 2016, 07:49 PM
just seems dopey....
Posted by: 914_teener Apr 4 2016, 08:05 PM
I feel....well......like Happy?
Not sure what everyone's talking about.
Posted by: Mark Henry Apr 4 2016, 09:16 PM
I'm getting sleepy ![yellowsleep[1].gif](style_emoticons/default/yellowsleep[1].gif)
Posted by: Bob L. Apr 4 2016, 10:30 PM
Aah Aaahhh Chooo... That makes me...?
Posted by: Cuda911 Apr 5 2016, 01:28 AM
When my kids were little, I used to read them the names wrong when I read the story to them.
Weepy, Creepy, Stinky, Sleazy, Wheezie, Jerky, Funky.
Even as tots, they thought it was funny.
Guess that's why they are so twisted today.
Posted by: 76-914 Apr 5 2016, 07:51 AM
The entire USA could stand a little desensitisation. More especially the state I live in. 
Posted by: Mark Henry Apr 5 2016, 10:40 AM
Posted by: wndsnd Apr 5 2016, 03:40 PM
When my boys were little we had a picture book I used to read to them.
Inside was a Round Hound and Fat Cat.
Now they are grown. I was reading a book to my grandchild. Inside was a fat cat, I made mention... Look at that fat cat......
New Daughter in Law corrected me. We don't use that word in our house!
What word, Fat? Why? ......
Its just not neccessary! My son just winced.....
Now I don't read anything to my grandchild .......
Posted by: Heeltoe914 Apr 5 2016, 03:46 PM
just wait til this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl4ButVeOUQ
That was so funny I feel guilty watching
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