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Posted by: nine9three Jul 28 2016, 12:30 PM

Confucius says: Undercoating can hide a multitude of sins.

Posted by: A&P Mech Jul 28 2016, 12:38 PM

Confucius says: Truth see Rust Free seldom be!

Posted by: Mark Henry Jul 28 2016, 12:51 PM

Confucius says: 914's don't leak oil, they only mark their spot.

Posted by: falcor75 Jul 28 2016, 12:57 PM

Confucius says: Turbo a 914, you cannot.

Posted by: aggiezig Jul 28 2016, 01:15 PM

"F*ck, what did I get myself into?" Oh wait... that was me.

Confucius says: "Once a project, always a project"

Posted by: sixnotfour Jul 28 2016, 01:52 PM

Confucius says:
"your four lug nuts and two cylinders short of being a real dash six"

Posted by: era vulgaris Jul 28 2016, 02:14 PM

"It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop."
That's actually a real one, unedited!

"Our greatest glory is not in never breaking down, but in rising onto a set of jackstands every time we do."
That's a real one too, but slightly modified

Posted by: Rand Jul 28 2016, 02:16 PM

Confucius say, crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Ok, on topic: Confusionist say, you CAN turbo 914.

Posted by: Valy Jul 28 2016, 03:55 PM

Descartes says: I have a 914, therefor I'm cheap.

Posted by: Shadowfax Jul 28 2016, 04:12 PM

Confucius says, "Seek with search function and you shall find."

Posted by: cuddyk Jul 28 2016, 06:01 PM

Confucius say: man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

And the 914 version...

Confucius say: man who buy "rust free" 914 soon have red finger and empty wallet.

Posted by: Ansbacher Jul 28 2016, 06:10 PM

Confucius say - "Extra parts after reassembly make you bad engineer, but good money on eBay."

Ansbacher

Posted by: Gmanscott55 Jul 28 2016, 08:01 PM

Posted by: altitude411 Jul 28 2016, 08:07 PM

Posted by: Larmo63 Jul 28 2016, 08:09 PM

Confucious say: He who lose key to girlfriend's 914, get no noo-key.

Posted by: Larmo63 Jul 28 2016, 08:18 PM

Confucious say: He who drive Porsche like hell, bound to get there.

Posted by: Garland Jul 28 2016, 10:28 PM

Confucious Say:

60 in the straightaways, 90 in the curves.


(Only applicable to 914)

Posted by: Garland Jul 28 2016, 10:37 PM

Confucious Say:

Greatest cars, have trunk for every seat.

Posted by: 7TPorsh Jul 28 2016, 11:36 PM

"He who brake early, lose race. He who brake late, pick hay from teeth."

Posted by: 7TPorsh Jul 28 2016, 11:37 PM

"Keep Calm and Drive"

Posted by: Cuda911 Jul 29 2016, 01:34 AM

Confucius say: Man with one pressure gauge always knows pressures. Man with two gauges is never sure.

Posted by: OU812 Jul 29 2016, 05:21 AM

A little OT

Confucius say; "he who fart in church, Sit in own pew"

Back OT

Confucius say; "no matter what the day, Don't forget the Targa or you Pay"

Posted by: nine9three Jul 29 2016, 09:06 AM

Confucius says, "Like the Himalayas, thy value shall continue to rise."

Posted by: RickS Jul 29 2016, 10:22 PM

Confucius say, man with engine in the middle may spin like a top.

More may be hidden than just the headlights

There may be a whole lot of hell in a dark place.

Not only an elephant with luggage has two trunks.

If you must lift your lid to get gas, you are living in the past.

When it rains inside, your top is on.

"Bumpers" are nothing more than an illusion.

Not only English men have left sided hand-brakes.

Rusty rockers like large knockers will drive a good man insane

Posted by: RickS Jul 31 2016, 09:07 AM

If you don't know 914s, you don't know Jack (stands).

The truth, like clutch cables, get longer with age.

If the tin worm and ferrous oxide had a love child it would be the 914.

914 owners get excited when the top comes off.

Posted by: daytona Jul 31 2016, 11:43 AM

Rust is a precious metal... 914s are precious.

Posted by: VegasRacer Jul 31 2016, 01:21 PM

Confucius say: Taking the long way home, is the most direct route to happiness.

Posted by: Porschef Jul 31 2016, 02:16 PM

QUOTE(RickS @ Jul 30 2016, 12:22 AM)

Posted by: amfab Jul 31 2016, 03:32 PM

Confucius asks,

which part of owning a vintage Porsche did you think was going to be inexpensive—the vintage part or the Porsche part?

Posted by: RickS Jul 31 2016, 03:44 PM

The best day in a 914 is the day before something breaks.

Why buy an expensive 911 when you can pay the same (or more) for rust repair.

You don't have to be a bad ass to be feared, just show up at an autoX.

The fastest way to down grade you wallet is to upgrade your teener.

NARP is not just a way of life, it is life.

Posted by: JRust Jul 31 2016, 03:53 PM

Confucious say "Anyone & everyone will stop to share their 914 story with you"

Posted by: r_towle Jul 31 2016, 09:33 PM

NARP is the answer to Why not What

Posted by: Dave_Darling Jul 31 2016, 10:11 PM

Confucius say: If it doesn't work now, what did you just fix that could break it?

--DD

Posted by: Drums66 Jul 31 2016, 11:23 PM

.....Confucious say;

When you go for ride in 914.come back in one piece.....not just bring back 1 piece.

Posted by: RickS Aug 1 2016, 09:57 AM

When opening the frunk and people ask, "Where's the engine" open rear trunk and say "OMG, where did it go?"

Not only Yogis can levitate a foot off the ground.

Oil leaks in the garage are inverted.

Posted by: My 914 Aug 1 2016, 07:48 PM

Confucius say: Water spray is not good for 914
Confucius say: Road salt is NEVER good for 914
Confucius say: Battery tray was NEVER good for 914!

Posted by: OU812 Aug 1 2016, 07:56 PM

Confucius say

"Appearance group get you five Fuchs"

Posted by: mgp4591 Aug 1 2016, 08:09 PM

Confucius say - man who has engine in rear must rethink physics...

Posted by: RickS Aug 2 2016, 08:03 AM

Blessed be the lowered.

Men who buy new, never knew.

A dog-leg is not always in golf.

Posted by: RickS Aug 5 2016, 12:57 AM

Air from the spare make the squirters only fair.

Posted by: ClayPerrine Aug 5 2016, 02:20 PM

Man who walk behind 914 get exhausted.

Posted by: Curbandgutter Aug 5 2016, 02:37 PM

Confucius say: Tree thing say truth. Small baby, drunks and yoga pants

Posted by: My 914 Aug 5 2016, 03:21 PM

QUOTE(Curbandgutter @ Aug 5 2016, 04:37 PM)

Posted by: nine9three Aug 7 2016, 08:00 PM

Confucius says, "A NARP with a badge is medicine for the sensitive ego."

Posted by: Larmo63 Aug 7 2016, 11:59 PM

Confucius say:

He who eat Taco Bell before Auto Cross lead to great runs.

Posted by: daytona Sep 3 2016, 03:17 PM

Confucius says: If you are going to be dumb, you got to be tough.

Posted by: Rsjg911 Sep 3 2016, 03:33 PM

"Con-Fuchs-ius" say:

Journey of a thousand miles begins in first gear (if you can find it).

Wash heads in morning, neck at night.

Posted by: JawjaPorsche Sep 3 2016, 04:16 PM

Confucius Says "a fool and his money is soon departed."

(Must be thinking about his teener when he came up with that!)

Posted by: RickS Sep 3 2016, 10:38 PM

As useless as a coat hook in a 914.

Since there are two... Twice as useless as coat hooks in a 914.