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Posted by: buck toenges Apr 14 2005, 11:59 AM
O.K. I'll start.......the evil emperor is Senator Palpatine 
And Mace winu kicks Palpatine's butt until anakin cuts off Windu's arm and he falls to his death.
Obi won uses the same old jedi mind trick to disarm general grevious and anakin.
How do I know this? Because I got 11, 10, and 8 yr old boys
that are driving me nuts!!!!!
Posted by: SLITS Apr 14 2005, 12:02 PM
Helmutt will show up with the "Death Star Fleet" and destroy them all.
(Cross-platfrom marketing)
Posted by: JmuRiz Apr 14 2005, 12:34 PM
Anakin will become Darth Vader, durh.
Oh yeah, and Lucas will put some BS in there and ruin the movie like he did episodes 1 and 2
Posted by: KaptKaos Apr 14 2005, 12:43 PM
The Dark Lord of the Sith, Miles, will avenge the death of the Tusken Raiders by killing Anakin in a bitter battle with a foot long hard salami. Once Anakin has been dispatched, Miles will hop into his Otto prepped T.I.E. fighter, find Senator Amedala and shag her sensless.
Meanwhile, back on Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt will take up belly dancing, much to the delight of the crowds at the pod races. Aaron's pod racer, while entered, will not make it to the race. The electron jack stands will not release the pod racer. Skline is called in, but he has no fuel for the pod racer, and since its cold out, decides to go to Buckles house for some grub.
The movie ends with Miles, putting on the dark armor that Anakin had picked out from Bloomingdale's, struggling to find some socks, as the armor is a little too loose in some spots.
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 01:14 PM
"Miles, I am your father"
-otto vader
Posted by: Qarl Apr 14 2005, 01:16 PM
Spoiler...
There was a bunch of photos a month or two ago with the entire plot outlined and some mpeg scenes.
Looks pretty good.
Basically...
Aniken becomes corrupt and joins the dark side.
Hey gets pissed at Princess Padme and almost kills her. She survives and gives birth two twins (Luke and Leah) and then dies...
Aniken fallts into a bunch of hot lava or steel and the robots/droids make a life support suit for him and he becomes Vader.... hooooherrrr hoherrrrr
Yoda kicks some butt too but then decides to become a mortage broker...
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 01:20 PM
| QUOTE (KaptKaos @ Apr 14 2005, 11:43 AM) |
| The Dark Lord of the Sith, Miles, will avenge the death of the Tusken Raiders by killing Anakin in a bitter battle with a foot long hard salami. Once Anakin has been dispatched, Miles will hop into his Otto prepped T.I.E. fighter, find Senator Amedala and shag her sensless. Meanwhile, back on Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt will take up belly dancing, much to the delight of the crowds at the pod races. Aaron's pod racer, while entered, will not make it to the race. The electron jack stands will not release the pod racer. Skline is called in, but he has no fuel for the pod racer, and since its cold out, decides to go to Buckles house for some grub. The movie ends with Miles, putting on the dark armor that Anakin had picked out from Bloomingdale's, struggling to find some socks, as the armor is a little too loose in some spots. |
Posted by: Root_Werks Apr 14 2005, 01:55 PM
O.K. I'll start.......the evil emperor is Senator Palpatine
Yeah, I remember figuring that one out on EP1, I was so proud of myself. 
And Mace winu kicks Palpatine's butt until anakin cuts off Windu's arm and he falls to his death.
If I am not mistaken (I have an 11 year old son), he says Palp wipes Mace out along with a couple other Jedi when they come to arrest him.
Obi won uses the same old jedi mind trick to disarm general grevious and anakin.
I guess Obi is suppose to kick some Greviuos butt, but don't know? 
How do I know this? Because I got 11, 10, and 8 yr old boys
that are driving me nuts!!!!!
So is my 11 year old! I have to watch for ticket sales for opening night for him. 
I don't care, I wanna see it too. 
Posted by: Pnambic Apr 14 2005, 02:02 PM
Heh, I'm 3 chapters into the book right now....I'll let you know how it turns out.
Does anyone here have the Original Trilogy in widescreen on Laser Disk? The version before Lucas started screwing around with it? I'd love to back it up on DVD for you free of charge.. 
.
P.S. HAN SHOT FIRST!!!
Posted by: Andy Apr 14 2005, 02:22 PM
| QUOTE (JmuRiz @ Apr 14 2005, 10:34 AM) |
| Oh yeah, and Lucas will put some BS in there and ruin the movie like he did episodes 1 and 2 |
Amen!
(mis)quoting Robot Chicken:
Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "Nooooooo!"
...
Vader: "And I built C3po."
Luke: "Um, OK..."
...
Vader: "And the force, yeah, it's actually little bactieria in your blood called medi-chlorines."
Luke: "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously I've got to jet."
Posted by: Root_Werks Apr 14 2005, 02:27 PM
| QUOTE (Andy @ Apr 14 2005, 12:22 PM) | ||
Amen! (mis)quoting Robot Chicken: Vader: "I am your father." Luke: "Nooooooo!" ... Vader: "And I built C3po." Luke: "Um, OK..." ... Vader: "And the force, yeah, it's actually little bactieria in your blood called medi-chlorines." Luke: "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously I've got to jet." |
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 04:52 PM
I just got my latest playboy--in next months issue guess who is in it??
HINT: It is NOT; obi wan, anakin, palpitine, or any other of the "dudes"
It IS one of the very few leading ladies, and judging by the size of her gazongas it is..... 
OH YEA BABY!!! 
PURE WOMAN IS ALL!!! 
Anybody care to guess???
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 04:55 PM
I dont know who it is but that sure is a wierd lookin tattoo by her pubes..........
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:02 PM
What pubes??? I don't see no pubes...
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 05:05 PM
Sorry i meant pubic area ....geeez....
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:12 PM
It is a kitty cat---a very strong and powerful kitty cat---I like it!!
Posted by: GWN7 Apr 14 2005, 05:18 PM
| QUOTE (KaptKaos @ Apr 14 2005, 10:43 AM) |
| The Dark Lord of the Sith, Miles, will avenge the death of the Tusken Raiders by killing Anakin in a bitter battle with a foot long hard salami. Once Anakin has been dispatched, Miles will hop into his Otto prepped T.I.E. fighter, find Senator Amedala and shag her sensless. Meanwhile, back on Tatooine, Jabba the Hutt will take up belly dancing, much to the delight of the crowds at the pod races. Aaron's pod racer, while entered, will not make it to the race. The electron jack stands will not release the pod racer. Skline is called in, but he has no fuel for the pod racer, and since its cold out, decides to go to Buckles house for some grub. The movie ends with Miles, putting on the dark armor that Anakin had picked out from Bloomingdale's, struggling to find some socks, as the armor is a little too loose in some spots. |
Isn't "Anakin" spelt Aanakin in this version?
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 05:22 PM
hey walters whats with no avatar ? was always a highlight of signing on ... is this site going "PC" all of a sudden?
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:31 PM
| QUOTE (914fire @ Apr 14 2005, 06:22 PM) |
| hey walters whats with no avatar ? was always a highlight of signing on ... is this site going "PC" all of a sudden? |
Yea it seems that some just could not deal with turning off avatars---and there could be some kids looking in on it also--was asked politely to not do it anymore--so I politely said OK.From now on I will disclaimer my topics-----
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 05:34 PM
hey i looked at tits when i was a kid and it it it it it it it it it diddddn't afflict ahh affect me at all...
Posted by: Jeroen Apr 14 2005, 05:34 PM
| QUOTE (jwalters @ Apr 14 2005, 11:52 PM) |
| I just got my latest playboy--in next months issue guess who is in it?? |
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 05:45 PM
give the boys the "sorry it's PG13 guys. you know the rules". that will make their weekend!! is it natalie portman?
k
Posted by: bondo Apr 14 2005, 05:48 PM
Naboobies!
(on topic hijack... anyone know when the tickets for the midnight showing go on sale?)
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:48 PM
| QUOTE (Jeroen @ Apr 14 2005, 06:34 PM) | ||
|
My scanner is broke--914fire--you got a scanner???rhodyguy--yes I do believe it is Ms. Portman----ever since I saw her in that movie where she was orphaned by drug dealers killing her whole family--I was in love--man I cannot wait for that issue!!! Contemplating spanking it now ----
Posted by: SLITS Apr 14 2005, 05:49 PM
It's Miles...he's been to Schweeeeden for alterations.
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:50 PM
| QUOTE (bondo @ Apr 14 2005, 06:48 PM) |
| Naboobies! (on topic hijack... anyone know when the tickets for the midnight showing go on sale?) |
Last I heard it would be two weeks prior----as soon as fandangle is sellin them I am a getin im--
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:50 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Apr 14 2005, 06:49 PM) |
| It's Miles...he's been to Schweeeeden for alterations. |
Good gosh those svweeds are good!!!
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 05:53 PM
"the professional" with jean reno. YIPES!!! pretty woman. she was cute in "where the heart is" too. did i just type that? .
k
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:56 PM
tHAT LATEST ONE--UMMM----UMMM---OH CRAP i CAN'T THINK OF THE TITLE--UMMM---the one that zach braff of scrubs made----she is sooooo cute-- 
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 05:58 PM
dont have a scanner
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 05:59 PM
| QUOTE (914fire @ Apr 14 2005, 06:58 PM) |
| dont have a scanner |
DAMMIT NOOBIE WHAT GOOD ARE YOU???hehehe just kidding---wish I could show yall the " kitty "
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 06:00 PM
................................ 
......................
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 06:05 PM
"closer".
k
Posted by: bondo Apr 14 2005, 06:05 PM
| QUOTE (jwalters @ Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM) |
| tHAT LATEST ONE--UMMM----UMMM---OH CRAP i CAN'T THINK OF THE TITLE--UMMM---the one that zach braff of scrubs made----she is sooooo cute-- |
Garden State! Jersey never looked better
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 06:09 PM
[SIZE=14][COLOR=red]WARNING--WARNING--THE FOLLOWING FRAME CONTAINS NUDITY--IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY LOOKING AT GODS CREATION IN THE BUFF--OR YOU ARE AN ARDENT BONE SMOKER--DO NOT CONTINUE PAST THIS FRAME--WARNING--WARNING--
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 06:10 PM
[SIZE=14]NABOOBIES!!!!![/SIZE]
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Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 06:13 PM
OH MY GOD im traumatized OH MY GOD what smut!!!!
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 06:14 PM
can't tell from the face if it's n.p. hate the tattoo. natural girl whoever it is.
k
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 06:16 PM
Its probably not Portman but "alien girl#3" some unknown starlet 
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM
| QUOTE (914fire @ Apr 14 2005, 07:13 PM) |
| OH MY GOD im traumatized OH MY GOD what smut!!!! |
OH SHIT---CALM DOWN LITTLE FELLA!! If I gave you some candy would it all be ok??? Here, all you gotta do is reach in my pocket and get it----- I believe the tattoo is for the pics--I seen here in a halter not long ago--and no tattoo
Posted by: 914fire Apr 14 2005, 06:20 PM
not going after candy anywhere near you ...
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 06:20 PM
i volunteer for the removal squad duty if it's a fake one!!!
k
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 06:23 PM
| QUOTE (914fire @ Apr 14 2005, 07:20 PM) |
| not going after candy anywhere near you ... |
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 06:23 PM
| QUOTE (rhodyguy @ Apr 14 2005, 07:20 PM) |
| i volunteer for the removal squad duty if it's a fake one!!! k |
I call seconds!!! 
No wait, I forgot--I am the squad captain---no naboobieforyou
Posted by: buck toenges Apr 14 2005, 08:41 PM
| QUOTE (bondo @ Apr 14 2005, 03:48 PM) |
| Naboobies! (on topic hijack... anyone know when the tickets for the midnight showing go on sale?) |
He said Naboobies
[B]
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:11 PM
I BRAKE FOR NO ONE
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 09:20 PM
haha
spaceballls...
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:23 PM
Oh great....Matt is a stoopid movie buff.... 
Gud call.....
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 09:24 PM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 08:23 PM) |
| Oh great....Matt is a stoopid movie buff.... Gud call..... |
i thought matt was just stupid?
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:27 PM
Yeah....I was gonna defend him then I saw this post....
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=29322&view=getlastpost
The bulb is part of the circuit you weenie.... 
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 09:30 PM
LOL, you guys are harsh.
Im not a movie buff, i just like a few select movies. Spaceballs happens to be one of them.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 09:34 PM
matt is just a weenie....
ill train him well....patience grasshopper..... be one with the bulb son....
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 09:39 PM
you're younger then me.
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:40 PM
Why do I picture a dim bulb?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 09:42 PM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 08:40 PM) |
| Why do I picture a dim bulb? |
because it needs to be replaced with an LED?
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