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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ Stoopid Fucking Idjut Report....Manfred
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 04:30 PM
Been in negotiations for the last week and a half with a guy from Georgia/Colorado about Manfred.
He asked for a PPI, no problem, negotiated a price, no problem, busted my balls over a Guarantee that the car would be problem free.....hmmm, that's what the PPI is for right?
I mean, I installed a USED motor, into a tub that some ELSE built, and it 35 years OLD and "I" am supposed to give an open ended money back thingy?.....told him NO....didn't say fuck off, didn't say, Cousin Guido was gonna hunt his ass down.....just said NO.....As-IS....just like on Ebay and according to CA Law..... 
Weasel Dick called me back...said sorry and re -opened negotiations....made me go down and have my newly rebuilt trans opened up and confirm that there was an LSD in there...
Went back home...got a call....makes me go BACK down to confirm the VIN WITH the owners papers....did that....the PPI guy ran me home as he was gonna have a truck p/u Manfred there....signed the pink and everything.....fucker called me on the way home an cancelled the deal.......
ANYONE DEALING WITH A DOUCHE BAG NAMED TERRY COBB...out of Georgia and Colorado....runaway......I find this asshole......he will regret wastig my time....prolly just knock him down and give him a nasty head rub or sumthin'
Best part was...he called me back and told me to stick my car up my ass.....like the fact that it passed the PPI with flying colors and he made me run all over town...I'm the ASSHOLE?
Well normally I AM an ASSHOLE....but I was being business like....
Herre's his cell number....if ya call him and tell he's an asshole...go ahead....even if ya wanna call and tell him THAT HE DID gud and THAT "I'M an ASSHOLE" go ahead....just make his day miserable.....
512-970-4571
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 04:32 PM
should we spam his email? 
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 04:36 PM
Sure....
fcobb@sprynet.com
Posted by: seanery Apr 14 2005, 04:36 PM
that sucks!
what a workup for nothing. Send him some old smelly fish in a tightly sealed box C.O.D. 
Posted by: rick 918-S Apr 14 2005, 04:38 PM
Give em one of these! 
I hate guy's like that. A-hole! 
Posted by: Joe Sharp Apr 14 2005, 04:53 PM
Sorry to hear that Mike, so if your still gunna take him to the WCC, you got lights? If you need um just come down and get um.
Joe
Posted by: Bazza Apr 14 2005, 04:54 PM
That bites.
Terry, I realise you do not know me but allow me to convey on my friend Z's behalf:
Sincerely, your good friend,
Posted by: bondo Apr 14 2005, 04:55 PM
Moon him! And don't forget the bunny ears! 
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM
Dunno....prolly gonna go get drunk, have my way with a transvestite callperson and ruin my life and wake as a born again lesbian or sumthin'......
The whole gig just makes me pissed off.,.....
Posted by: jwalters Apr 14 2005, 04:59 PM
Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole..................
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Posted by: Lawrence Apr 14 2005, 05:00 PM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ Apr 14 2005, 05:30 PM) |
| 512-970-4571 |
He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me?
-Rusty
Posted by: Bazza Apr 14 2005, 05:05 PM
| QUOTE (jwalters @ Apr 14 2005, 02:59 PM) |
| Here is what I am doing to your chicken ass hole.................. |
Youch J - man that's harsh, dOOd
!
Posted by: Verruckt Apr 14 2005, 05:17 PM
| QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 05:00 PM) | ||
He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty |
See that was your mistake right there. See, he is in Georgia, so you should have said "Good evening, fuckbag..."
Remember, Georgia is Eastern time zone. One hour ahead of us.
Posted by: Elliot Cannon Apr 14 2005, 05:24 PM
I am outraged, very pissed off and somewhat aroused!!! I am at this very moment hurling silent epithets and insults in the general direction of Colorado AND Georgia!!
I would like to personally tell this lowlife what a lowlife, douche bag, spineless, dickless moron he is. And if I ever see him I will give him such look that would leave him speechless and unable to control his bowels.
I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!!
Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot
Posted by: SLITS Apr 14 2005, 05:25 PM
Send Miles down to open up a barrel of Whup Ass on him and then have his way with him....it'll be a change from goats 
Posted by: scottb Apr 14 2005, 05:41 PM
perhaps i should send him a love letter from his mother/sister/aunt.....
could all come from the same email address judging from his behavior (sorry to all non-inbred southern folk) 
i will bump elliots offer to the astronomical sum of $5002 and a six pack of schlitz.... 
pm me with your acceptance....
Posted by: phantom914 Apr 14 2005, 05:45 PM
| QUOTE (Elliot Cannon @ Apr 14 2005, 03:24 PM) |
| ............................ I feel so strongly about this that if you install a 3.2 liter engine in Manfred and guarantee that no part of this car will ever break in my life time I will write a check immediately for the incredible sum of... $5000!!! Your lifelong friend till tomorrow morning, Elliot |
Don't forget to ask for a PPI
Andrew
Posted by: Elliot Cannon Apr 14 2005, 05:51 PM
| QUOTE (phantom914 @ Apr 14 2005, 04:45 PM) | ||
Don't forget to ask for a PPI Andrew |
Naaah. I trust him. Besides if things didn't work out I would feel really sad and maybe even spit on the sidewalk and think bad thoughts.
cheers, Elliot
Posted by: cha914 Apr 14 2005, 05:55 PM
Interesting...wonder why he would have a central TEXAS area code when he is in georgia???
no 512 in georgia...
Posted by: SLITS Apr 14 2005, 05:58 PM
That splains it...He's an AGGIE!
Posted by: rhodyguy Apr 14 2005, 06:09 PM
pull the rebuilt tranny with the quaife and tell him he snoozed mike. i'll tell you all about it when i see you next week.
k
Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Apr 14 2005, 06:16 PM
| QUOTE (seanery @ Apr 14 2005, 02:36 PM) |
| that sucks! what a workup for nothing. Send him some old smelly fish in a tightly sealed box C.O.D. :barf: |
Or you could do what Automobile Atlanta did to a friend of mine and Brad's back in Dallas: They boxed up a pile of dog poop and mailed it to him with the parts he ordered...hehehe...wrong in so many ways.
Posted by: pete-stevers Apr 14 2005, 06:47 PM
phoned the ass-hole mike... yup i did...gave him some Canadian ice...no thats not the beer..thats me being a dink-a-sarous...... 
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 06:56 PM
| QUOTE (Lawrence @ Apr 14 2005, 04:00 PM) | ||
He's very rude. After I started politely with "Good afternoon, fuckbag..."... can you believe he hung up on me? -Rusty |
Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself! Lisa
Posted by: bd1308 Apr 14 2005, 06:58 PM
someone post a audio clip of one of these calls.....
Posted by: dlo914 Apr 14 2005, 07:04 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM) | ||||
Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself! Lisa |
YOU GO GIRL!!!
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 07:08 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 04:56 PM) | ||||
Called him up pretending to be one of those "976" calls, kept him on the line long enough to tell him to go fuck himself! Lisa |
Lisa has a sexy voice too. She called me up one time and I didnt recognize the number. I thought I had an admirer
, but it was only Mrs K 
Posted by: drew365 Apr 14 2005, 07:18 PM
| QUOTE |
| but it was only Mrs K |
With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers!
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 07:21 PM
| QUOTE (drew365 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:18 PM) | ||
With lines like that, you're doomed to cold showers! |
Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you....but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low!
No Dodger tickets for you Mr!
And I won't give you my "976" number either!
Lisa
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 07:24 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 06:08 PM) |
Lisa has a sexy voice too. She called me up one time and I didnt recognize the number. I thought I had an admirer :wub: , but it was only Mrs K <_< :lol2: :lol2: :chairfall: |
BTW....I do have a daughter who is only 3 years younger than you! Check my blog....cause that is theonly place you'll ever see her!
Lisa
Posted by: GWN7 Apr 14 2005, 07:34 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:24 PM) |
| [/QUOTE] BTW....I do have a daughter who is only 3 years younger than you! Check my blog....cause that is theonly place you'll ever see her! Lisa |
Can she weld?
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 07:46 PM
| QUOTE (GWN7 @ Apr 14 2005, 06:34 PM) |
| [/QUOTE] Can she weld? |
She can't but I can...gas and arch!Lisa
Posted by: Brando Apr 14 2005, 07:56 PM
Hey Mrs. K, your daughter inherited your good qualities... If she can weld and paint cars, introduce us!!!
Posted by: Howard Apr 14 2005, 08:00 PM
I can't believe someone hijacked z's post.
And we're only getting half the story. Would you buy a used car from this guy?
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Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 08:22 PM
| QUOTE (Howard @ Apr 14 2005, 07:00 PM) |
| I can't believe someone hijacked z's post. |
We didn't hijack "Z's" thread, I was just helpinghim bug the ass hole in a 'creative' way
Lisa
Posted by: CptTripps Apr 14 2005, 08:35 PM
Have Darth Vader call and wake him up at like 5:00am.
http://target.com/target_group/stores_services/wake_up.jhtml
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 08:47 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 05:21 PM) | ||||
Jeeze Matt, I know I am older than you....but "only Mrs. K" ....that's low! No Dodger tickets for you Mr! And I won't give you my "976" number either! Lisa |
I can call you anything you want
Okay okay, enough is enough. Back to 914s, or whatever this club is about.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 14 2005, 09:10 PM
i thought this club was about wimen and boobies..... 
Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:13 PM
SEE THE AVATAR WEENIE BOY
Posted by: jeff Apr 14 2005, 09:54 PM
Keep the car and run it .Make it street legal you can drive it more than 10 times a year or u can trade it for my bike 
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Posted by: ! Apr 14 2005, 09:56 PM
Gimme the bike and some cash....Ducs make me sweat....
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 10:11 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 07:47 PM) | ||||||
I can call you anything you want Okay okay, enough is enough. Back to 914s, or whatever this club is about. |
OK, cool! I have been called a "MILF" by some of my daughter's guy friends!
Lisa
Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Apr 14 2005, 10:18 PM
Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!! 
I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)... 
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 10:35 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Apr 14 2005, 08:11 PM) | ||||||||
OK, cool! I have been called a "MILF" by some of my daughter's guy friends! Lisa |
milf? arent you too young to be having kids???
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 10:44 PM
Matt, with that kind of flattery....
you will go far....without the cold showers
as previously mentioned!
Lisa
Posted by: MattR Apr 14 2005, 10:45 PM
oh geez, im spoken for. Im glad my significant other doesnt know about this website, or she would KILL me
Posted by: SpecialK Apr 14 2005, 10:50 PM
| QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:18 PM) |
| Holy Cow Zois!!! You are a serious "Boob" man!!! I'd upload a picture of my boobs, but they're not big enough...I'll just settle for uploading a picture of my ass (see my avatar)... |
You made me Lyressa!
And that goes for you too Mrs.K!
I'm an ass man
Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Apr 14 2005, 10:56 PM
| QUOTE (Special_K @ Apr 14 2005, 08:50 PM) | ||
You made me Lyressa! And that goes for you too Mrs.K! I'm an ass man |
LOL!! Well, a picture of my ass will have to do. Maybe if I get a boob job one of these days I'll take a picture of them and say they belong to someone else...
Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 14 2005, 10:57 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ Apr 14 2005, 09:45 PM) |
| oh geez, im spoken for. Im glad my significant other doesnt know about this website, or she would KILL me |
Ditto!Lisa
Posted by: SpecialK Apr 14 2005, 11:01 PM
| QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Apr 14 2005, 08:56 PM) | ||||
LOL!! Well, a picture of my ass will have to do. Maybe if I get a boob job one of these days I'll take a picture of them and say they belong to someone else... |
Now.....how do I zoom out.
(better leave it at that or I'll get sent to the sandbox without supper
)
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Damn, I should really be doing my Taxes!
Posted by: Red-Beard Apr 15 2005, 07:16 AM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Apr 14 2005, 03:58 PM) |
| That splains it...He's an AGGIE! |
Nah, wrong area code.
He's a "T-Sip", and that's worse....
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Posted by: Root_Werks Apr 15 2005, 08:07 AM
Somebody write up a quick script to call this guys number once an hour starting at 23:00 thruough 08:00 each day.
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