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Posted by: Unobtanium-inc Jan 7 2017, 03:28 PM

And I quote:

this "ass-engined Nazi slot car"

If you've gotten this far and your loins are all tingly-warm, Muad'Dib is being sold under consignment by my friend Kevin Smith, who if your options haven't vested, can help with financing. Just reply to this ad and we'll set up some time for you to take a look, sniff the seats, listen to it start up, smell the exhaust, and lick the steering wheel or whatever it is you need to do for your testicles descend. If you only smoke cigarettes after sex, I'll throw in a carton of Parliament Lights. Should last through your first week.




http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5932747211.html

You can't make this stuff up....

Posted by: Frankvw Jan 7 2017, 03:34 PM

wow...someone got exited behind the keyboard ! :-)
hahaha

Posted by: jmill Jan 7 2017, 03:43 PM

Damn, removed. My kind of humor anyhow.

Posted by: TM_Corey Jan 7 2017, 03:47 PM

I believe that is a stolen quote from Top Gear. Good use of it though.

Posted by: Mueller Jan 7 2017, 05:56 PM

See location, any other location besides SF and the ad would still be up!

Posted by: barefoot Jan 8 2017, 06:13 AM

Once saw an ad for a 911:
SMALL PENIS, here's a car for you !

Posted by: somd914 Jan 8 2017, 07:23 AM

Posted by: My 914 Jan 8 2017, 10:10 AM

Is that legit?

Posted by: somd914 Jan 8 2017, 10:15 AM

But of course it is, I found it on the web

Seriously, I don't know its background, but it's been floating around Porsche communities for some time.

Posted by: KELTY360 Jan 8 2017, 11:08 AM

"Ask for Tiny"

Posted by: poorsche914 Jan 8 2017, 11:39 AM

Originally from http://www.caranddriver.com/features/golden-anniversary-50-years-of-the-porsche-911-feature-50-years-of-the-porsche-911-changing-sides-page-2 at Car & Driver