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Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 01:19 PM
Sirandy has some comical quotes in his sig...thought id add a few from other sources..
"You know there is something wrong when your car idles...." - mattr
more to come 
Posted by: SirAndy May 2 2005, 01:27 PM
"Air expands when compressed" Quote by Brad Roberts, April 2005
"I'm going to take care of you like your little sister" Quote by Brad Roberts, April 2005
Andy
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 01:38 PM
"DE's are like masturbation, ...... fun but not the real thing" - JP Stein
"Im gonna leave for a while" 
- BD1308 
Posted by: Brando May 2 2005, 01:47 PM
"I had to sell Aaron's virginity 3 times..." - Mike Z
Posted by: JB 914 May 2 2005, 02:18 PM
"it can't be out of gas, it's got 1/4 tank....." Scott Kline
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 02:20 PM
"what makes you think ceramic lifters arent magnetic" - ***** (name witheld to protect the dude)
Posted by: ! May 2 2005, 02:24 PM
Of course it's rust free....anyone selling a 914.
Frankenstealth is a cool car....Aaron really drunk.
Yeah, Eric Shea IS my boyfriend.....Joe's wife.
I'm from the government, I'm here to help.....ME
Posted by: MattR May 2 2005, 02:27 PM
"What, you think some magical elves weave these things on a spinning wheel?" (re: carbon fiber parts) - cf bob
"thats not a quarter of an inch!" -skline
Posted by: tdgray May 2 2005, 02:27 PM
This one's for Doug H..... (conversation from the WCC)
"I can't believe you sprayed bed liner in your interior... you just added 100 lbs"
Quickly followed by....
"Ya well you know when that 7 pound can of bed liner dries it get heavier"
- Name witheld at the request of his embarressed 5th grade science teacher. -
Posted by: AndyC May 2 2005, 02:30 PM
'It'll be on the road soon' - too many members to mention
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 02:34 PM
"watch ooot, you spilled some beer on my foot eh!" - Mike the Man
Posted by: Verruckt May 2 2005, 02:44 PM
"yellow is faster" (various club members)
Posted by: Lou W May 2 2005, 02:45 PM
"Do you want to buy a set of slightly used jackstands?" I got my 914 back on the road and I'll never need them again. 
Posted by: MattR May 2 2005, 02:47 PM
"one more cazadores, then im done" -everyone at the wcc
"autox is like masterbation. its fun until you realize you're all alone" -anon
Posted by: Andyrew May 2 2005, 03:03 PM
"you cant turbocharge a 914" dont remember
"Oh &*%$(Instert fav curse word) " all.... (yes... I even said this today...)
Posted by: lagunero May 2 2005, 03:08 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 2 2005, 01:20 PM) |
| "what makes you think ceramic lifters arent magnetic" - ***** (name witheld to protect the dude) |
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 03:10 PM
| QUOTE (lagunero @ May 2 2005, 02:08 PM) | ||
|
here is one for the laughing guy,
"yeah, just drop the roller off behind the restaurant, ill pick it up later" - lagunero
that lifter convo is a classic tho
Posted by: ArtechnikA May 2 2005, 03:11 PM
in response to whining about 914's being out of service:
"the first 20 years are the hardest..."
moi.
Posted by: Demick May 2 2005, 03:22 PM
In response to do you know how fast you were going?
"Not really, but I was in the lead " -Slits
Posted by: ! May 2 2005, 03:25 PM
May I see your license?....Isn't back there on the bumper, man? ....Cheech...
Posted by: redshift May 2 2005, 03:46 PM
"Should be easy."
M
Posted by: i love porsche May 2 2005, 04:38 PM
"while i'm in here...."
Posted by: redshift May 2 2005, 04:47 PM
Slits really take the hall of fame... that one is just gold..
M
Posted by: ppickerell May 2 2005, 04:53 PM
"When is my car going to be finished?"
Posted by: rhodyguy May 2 2005, 05:17 PM
over the 2-way, "i'm hitting the next rest stop to put the top in the trunk. i'll catch up". that was just south of eugene oregon. they caught up with me in shasta. 
k
Posted by: Kerrys914 May 2 2005, 05:22 PM
"Should I do V8 or 911 SIX conversion" 
'You'll never guess what this DAPO did..."
Posted by: Qarl May 2 2005, 05:22 PM
"I'm looking for a new _______(insert 914 part)" .... Qarl
"Squeel like a pig, boy" Miles (or SLITS)
"I'm sorry, but stripes make me look fat" Bradholio
Posted by: Qarl May 2 2005, 05:23 PM
"Anybody ever order 914 parts from AA before?" newbie
Posted by: lagunero May 2 2005, 05:27 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 2 2005, 02:10 PM) |
| "yeah, just drop the roller off behind the restaurant, ill pick it up later" - lagunero |
even better is the bozo who took the roller thinking it was a Porsche!
"...I'm not gay! I'm not even close to being gay!"
NOT Aaron by the way(please, I mean no offense. PM me first before)
Posted by: iamchappy May 2 2005, 05:52 PM
Qarl ( What happens if I have a tiny penis to begin with?)
Posted by: Headrage May 2 2005, 07:18 PM
"Friends don't let friends go to the Pelican site for info" - Jaroen
Posted by: Bleyseng May 2 2005, 07:24 PM
"Brad, you should start your own club" Wayne
Posted by: Meredith May 2 2005, 07:26 PM
"...and my mom walked in..." -iibdsiil
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 07:32 PM
| QUOTE (Meredith @ May 2 2005, 06:26 PM) |
| "...and my mom walked in..." -iibdsiil |
"Do these cars have heated seats?" - Ebay
Posted by: ! May 2 2005, 07:36 PM
Where's the cupholder......my mom.
Won't carbs make this go faster....Aaron's mom.
You got the crabs from the seats....Aaron's date.
My God, Your hand is really shaking....Howard
Yeah, but I shoot with this gland....hand me the Caz, caza...um the freaking tekillya....ME
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 07:39 PM
"come here goatboy!' mikeZ to miles 
"baaaaaaaaaaa" - mile's goat
Posted by: mihai914 May 2 2005, 07:42 PM
After the tree jumped in front of me a couple of years ago, some spectators discussing:
"That was a hard hit, how come the airbags didn't come out?" 
Posted by: black73 May 2 2005, 08:28 PM
"WOW...great visual thanks.....
How can I poke out my minds eye "
tdgray
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 2 2005, 08:33 PM
"You know you are too drunk when you drop the next beer" - Brando...in neverland
Posted by: redshift May 2 2005, 08:41 PM
Aaron, I challenge you to a duel!
914s.. let's say... 2 miles apart, on a wide open 2 laner....
head-on...
M
Posted by: ! May 2 2005, 08:45 PM
Miles..with your car...it won't go 2 miles....
Posted by: xsboost90 May 2 2005, 08:46 PM
Posted by: lagunero May 2 2005, 09:39 PM
" I'm a definite maybe still" Aaron Cox
Posted by: Bleyseng May 2 2005, 09:53 PM
"I'm a racist!" Alfred
Posted by: boxstr May 2 2005, 10:27 PM
"Not guilty your honor."
CCLINWCCPDX2006
Posted by: jonwatts May 2 2005, 10:55 PM
"The ossifer said I have too much blood in my alcohol system" --guy at work
"SCREW PELICAN PARTS!!!!" --LB
Posted by: Pugbug May 2 2005, 10:58 PM
Saw this on another forum...Don't remember who it was....Sorry about the caps. (cut&paste)
" LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY. BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING - "WOW----WHAT A RIDE "
Posted by: elwood-914 May 2 2005, 11:05 PM
A six conversion can be had for less than that! 
Posted by: Dr Evil May 2 2005, 11:21 PM
"Dude, Joe, Seriously, I like you and all, but if you touch my nipples again I am gonna have to kill you." -Me to Joe Sharp at the Neverland camper
"Matt, I know I am not gay, but I'm not sure if I am bi ." -Joe to MattR
Posted by: markb May 3 2005, 12:59 AM
Hmmmm, kinda sounds like I'm glad not to have visited Neverland.
Posted by: JB 914 May 3 2005, 01:04 AM
| QUOTE (Dr Evil @ May 2 2005, 09:21 PM) |
| "Dude, Joe, Seriously, I like you and all, but if you touch my nipples again I am gonna have to kill you." -Me to Joe Sharp at the Neverland camper |
mine are still tender from the nippleator 
Posted by: mk114 May 3 2005, 01:06 AM
This is my favorite quotes
"A cream puff 914 = a biege 914 that burns oil"
"What doesn't kill me just pisses me off"
"I can't install that why?"
"My car is worth more than than that buddy"
Posted by: dlo914 May 3 2005, 01:47 AM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ May 2 2005, 01:25 PM) |
| May I see your license?....Isn't back there on the bumper, man? ....Cheech... |
HAHAHA...there was a white 75' 914 in "Cheech and Chong - Up In Smoke".......now if only i could take a screenshot of a video!
Posted by: tat2dphreak May 3 2005, 07:51 AM
"Carbs do in fact suck, by definition, and FI Blows" -DD
Posted by: ben1440 May 3 2005, 08:16 AM
| QUOTE (joe buckle @ May 2 2005, 11:04 PM) | ||
mine are still tender from the nippleator |
Wait, are you guys talking about Michael Jacksons neverland?
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 3 2005, 03:10 PM
"How much for zeee little gurl..." MikeZ
Posted by: bondo May 3 2005, 03:25 PM
"add your favorates here" -Aaron Cox
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 3 2005, 03:28 PM
| QUOTE (bondo @ May 3 2005, 02:25 PM) |
| "add your favorates here" -Aaron Cox |
bigtypo....
Posted by: JB 914 May 3 2005, 04:11 PM
| QUOTE (ben1440 @ May 3 2005, 06:16 AM) | ||||
Wait, are you guys talking about Michael Jacksons neverland? |
No. Joe Sharp's Neverland RV at the WCC.
Posted by: LuckieO May 3 2005, 04:49 PM
"The next project, a 600 horse conversion, will begin in two years, after I have paid off this car." Joe O'Brien 
"Why didn't someone tell me she was your wife?" Mike Z
Posted by: ! May 3 2005, 04:58 PM
Why did someone tell me she was Eric's girlfriend????
Posted by: mike_the_man May 3 2005, 05:06 PM
"just one more shot of Cazadore before you go"
I'm glad to have made it out of Neverland mostly alive, and relatively un-groped!
And stop spilling beer on my foot, eh!
Posted by: JohnnyX May 3 2005, 05:18 PM
The driver that spun out on one of the Corona fun runs-- read it on his signature line:
"Throttle lift over-steer? What the hell is throttle lift over-steer?"
or something like that.
Posted by: SLITS May 3 2005, 05:22 PM
| QUOTE (JohnnyX @ May 3 2005, 04:18 PM) |
| The driver that spun out on one of the Corona fun runs-- read it on his signature line: "Throttle lift over-steer? What the hell is throttle lift over-steer?" or something like that. |
Curtis aka Shawn aka Meathead aka.........
Posted by: Duffster May 3 2005, 07:08 PM
"of course it's stock... Trust me" ---Marty MSDS
Posted by: phantom914 May 3 2005, 08:54 PM
"I'll lead the WCC'05 planning effort. How hard could it be?" - Howard (now recovering in an unnamed mental institution)
Andrew
Posted by: Series9 May 3 2005, 09:05 PM
'We're mowing short grass' - Rick Ollah in response to the futility of complaining any longer about AA customer service.
Posted by: tat2dphreak May 3 2005, 09:07 PM
"Were mowing short grass. " -Rick
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 3 2005, 09:10 PM
"blowing the meat wistle...." Slits...another shot at Z
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 3 2005, 09:14 PM
| QUOTE (JohnnyX @ May 3 2005, 04:18 PM) |
| The driver that spun out on one of the Corona fun runs-- read it on his signature line: "Throttle lift over-steer? What the hell is throttle lift over-steer?" or something like that. |
in response to that, my passenger (drifterjay) said....
"I thought we would be wearing shawns door and targa top......"
- drifterjay
Posted by: Maltese Falcon May 3 2005, 10:13 PM
..."AB2683 will NEVER pass- Gov. Arnold has lots of car guy friends like Jay Lenno, we don't need to send in any emails, letters or faxes" ...someone on the Pelican board when I was soliciting (lots of SoCal forums) the anti AB2683 campaign last year.
"Nice Lamborjeenie" the attendant at the 76 Station I take the 914 to for 100 octane.
"Do you have a leesanse for that minkee?" Peter Sellers / Detective Cleuseau
and that's close Duffster ... "It's all stock Trust Me " my lic plate frame --
a kid actually asked me if it was
Marty
Posted by: rick 918-S May 3 2005, 10:38 PM
| QUOTE (914RS @ May 3 2005, 07:05 PM) |
| 'We're mowing short grass' - Rick Ollah in response to the futility of complaining any longer about AA customer service. |
It's even funnier reading it a second time!
Posted by: rick 918-S May 3 2005, 10:40 PM
Rikola!!!! Howard
If I had a nickel for everytime.... Rick Ollah
Posted by: Howard May 3 2005, 11:39 PM
| QUOTE (rick 918-S @ May 3 2005, 09:40 PM) |
| Rikola!!!! Howard If I had a nickel for everytime.... Rick Ollah |
C'mon Rick. I have that picture of you in lederhosen blowing that stupid horn. Don't make me post it
Posted by: Mrs. K May 3 2005, 11:46 PM
| QUOTE (markb @ May 2 2005, 11:59 PM) |
| Hmmmm, kinda sounds like I'm glad not to have visited Neverland. |
ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!Lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 4 2005, 01:16 AM
"you were a nice little drunk boy" - Mrs K
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 4 2005, 07:27 PM
"I ran an ad on 914 club looking for someone to kill me, but I think Rusty took it down" - Miles 'Ninja' Hendrix
Posted by: Mrs. K May 4 2005, 08:34 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 4 2005, 12:16 AM) |
| "you were a nice little drunk boy" - Mrs K |
Aaaawwww, but it was so true A-aron!Lisa
Posted by: Brando May 4 2005, 11:44 PM
"I don't remember leaving the Hampton and making it to the Days Inn. Somehow I drove there?" - SLITS
Posted by: bondo May 4 2005, 11:52 PM
"I'm gonna go get a welder." --Doug Hardman
...minutes after buying my 914, at the WCC 05.
Posted by: Andyrew May 4 2005, 11:57 PM
at the autox at the fairgrounds.. Trying to get an instructor... (first time autoxing the car...)
"What car are you driving?"
"A 914 8"
"a 914 WHAT?"
" "
"Um.. You take him"
Posted by: Brando May 5 2005, 12:23 AM
"Hey, I'm Bondo. Who are you? Oh, BRANDO? I have a message for you..." - Bondo
Posted by: Mrs. K May 5 2005, 12:33 AM
Circa May 2004...
" I just have a few more things to do on my Chalon,
and it's good to go to the WCC 04"....Skline
"I just need to dial it in a bit more and it will tear up
the track at Willow at the WCC 2005"....Skline
Sorry Scott! 
Lisa 
I know, I don't even have a 914!
Posted by: dilde May 5 2005, 12:47 AM
"Yeah, but I shoot with this gland..." No that's funny.
Posted by: skline May 5 2005, 12:54 AM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 4 2005, 11:33 PM) |
| Circa May 2004... " I just have a few more things to do on my Chalon, and it's good to go to the WCC 04"....Skline "I just need to dial it in a bit more and it will tear up the track at Willow at the WCC 2005"....Skline Sorry Scott! Lisa I know, I don't even have a 914! |
The anticipation is killing you huh? Maybe it was the plan all along. The Chalon doesnt really exist. It's just a figment of my imagination.
Posted by: SLITS May 5 2005, 09:46 AM
| QUOTE (skline @ May 4 2005, 11:54 PM) |
| The Chalon doesnt really exist. It's just a figment of my imagination. |
A truer statement than I have ever heard!
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 5 2005, 11:47 AM
"today is passover, whenever you see scott, give him the welcome, shalome" - Howard at the WCC
Posted by: balljoint May 5 2005, 01:51 PM
See you at ncleUay iggly'sJay... I'll be dressed as a 40 year old sunflower. M
There was more fun stuff on another related thread...which seems to have been lost.
Posted by: skline May 5 2005, 02:25 PM
"A stock car sucks" Cant remember who that was, probably Z
Posted by: Toast May 5 2005, 03:50 PM
| QUOTE (Brando @ May 4 2005, 10:44 PM) |
| "I don't remember leaving the Hampton and making it to the Days Inn. Somehow I drove there?" - SLITS |
"Nooo....shleeve me awlone. I shknow what shI did. ShI'm fine. sheleve me awlone."
.....as brando and I are trying to get the 914 keys away from a waaaaaayyyyyy drunk SLITS.
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 5 2005, 03:52 PM
| QUOTE (Toast @ May 5 2005, 02:50 PM) | ||
"Nooo....shleeve me awlone. I shknow what shI did. ShI'm fine. sheleve me awlone." .....as brando and I are trying to get the 914 keys away from a waaaaaayyyyyy drunk SLITS. |
"Heeeeeyyyyyy kiiiiiiiiidddddddd" Joe Sharp (socal inside joke)
Posted by: Toast May 5 2005, 03:58 PM
Toast, are these your panties?
Or was someone playing a trick on me?
...Joe Sharp, the morning after.
(the morning after arriving at The Inn of Landcaster guys! Sheesh. 
)
Posted by: SLITS May 5 2005, 04:01 PM
| QUOTE (Toast @ May 5 2005, 02:58 PM) |
| Toast, are these your panties? Or was someone playing a trick on me? ...Joe Sharp, the morning after. (the morning after arriving at The Inn of Landcaster guys! Sheesh. ) |
Ummmmmmmm could be.....they were the size of a parachute weren't they?
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 5 2005, 04:03 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 5 2005, 03:01 PM) | ||
Ummmmmmmm could be.....they were the size of a parachute weren't they? |
Posted by: Toast May 5 2005, 04:07 PM
Yes, but it wasn't a thong. 
Posted by: SLITS May 5 2005, 06:24 PM
Ok, Okey.........................a parasail then!
Posted by: Eric_Shea May 5 2005, 07:32 PM
"It's just Eric's girlfriend, I can grope her."
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 5 2005, 08:30 PM
"blingstravaganza" - Miles "ninja luvr" hendrix
Posted by: Toast May 5 2005, 10:21 PM
"But i'm already in my pj's." ........Scott Kline
Posted by: Jenny May 5 2005, 11:49 PM
I am a frisbeeterian, I believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof, and you can't get it down. -M
Jen
Posted by: LuckieO May 6 2005, 02:07 AM
Cut it with the Eric Shea's girlfriend shit...I have never even met the perv... 
Posted by: ablose58 May 6 2005, 06:12 AM
I'll never forget this old biker at daytona bike week 1994, he was drunk as a lord and was stumbling around saying, what I like I lick, what I don't I kick so I beat feet out of there cause I didn't want to get licked or kicked.
Posted by: Eric_Shea May 6 2005, 09:50 AM
Relax it was a joke... sorry if you were offended.
And as far as me being a "pervert" because of a running joke I had with your husband? Well, I guess you've determined that on your own.
Posted by: LuckieO May 6 2005, 11:11 AM
I am not really offended. I actually think that it is very funny to tell you the truth. The pervert part comes from the comments of others. I suppose I would actually have to meet you to truely determine. No worries!
Posted by: Toast May 6 2005, 11:45 AM
| QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 6 2005, 10:11 AM) |
| I am not really offended. I actually think that it is very funny to tell you the truth. The pervert part comes from the comments of others. I suppose I would actually have to meet you to truely determine. No worries! |
Hey Lauren (spelling?)
I have met Eric Shea before at Hooters (of all places
) in Anaheim when he flew down for a convention. A bunch of us locals met him there. He was a real gentleman and Very funny. I think if you met him personaly, you would think the same. But im just speaking for myself.
Anyway, hope to party with you at Red Rocks Classic!
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 6 2005, 12:00 PM
| QUOTE (Toast @ May 6 2005, 10:45 AM) | ||
Hey Lauren (spelling?) I have met Eric Shea before at Hooters (of all places ) in Anaheim when he flew down for a convention. A bunch of us locals met him there. He was a real gentleman and Very funny. I think if you met him personaly, you would think the same. But im just speaking for myself. Anyway, hope to party with you at Red Rocks Classic! |
yup.....
nice guy....right intentions...
Posted by: LuckieO May 6 2005, 01:59 PM
Hey Lauren (spelling?)
I have met Eric Shea before at Hooters (of all places ) in Anaheim when he flew down for a convention. A bunch of us locals met him there.
He was a real gentleman and Very funny. I think if you met him personaly, you would think the same. But im just speaking for myself.[QUOTE]
Come on, I thought Joe was the spelling nazi?
I am sure that he really is a nice guy. I hope to meet him someday!
A few more quotes...
"You really have to flick the bugers so they don't get stuck to the felt." Travis Neff
When talking about me driving my first teener home Joe O'Brien... "You could probably stop in Utah and stay with Eric Shea...Oh God!"
And this one is for Joe...When crossing the Juarez/US border..."I feel dirty!" 
Posted by: Series9 May 6 2005, 02:19 PM
| QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 6 2005, 12:59 PM) |
| And this one is for Joe...When crossing the Juarez/US border..."I feel dirty!" |
You still are....
Posted by: Toast May 6 2005, 03:31 PM
| QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 6 2005, 12:59 PM) |
| "You really have to flick the bugers so they don't get stuck to the felt." Travis Neff |
OMG!
That sounds like something Travis would say.
Posted by: SLITS May 6 2005, 03:36 PM
| QUOTE (Toast @ May 6 2005, 10:45 AM) |
| He was a real gentleman and Very funny. |
Bullshit!!!!!
Posted by: sjhowitson May 6 2005, 03:42 PM
Famous redneck saying
HEY.....HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS 
Posted by: MattR May 6 2005, 03:52 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 6 2005, 01:36 PM) | ||
Bullshit!!!!! |
Hey, when the alochol nazi carded me, he took my beer and gave it back when she left.
Posted by: redshift May 6 2005, 03:57 PM
CONSPIRATOR! CONSPIRITATOR! CONSPIREIST! CONSPIRALATIONIST!
By the way: "Miles doesn't exist" - ebbyone onda crub
Young buzz... enjoy it while it's fun, and before you become a felon.
M
Posted by: SLITS May 6 2005, 04:37 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ May 6 2005, 02:52 PM) | ||||
Hey, when the alochol nazi carded me, he took my beer and gave it back when she left. |
Ok, since when did he become a gentleman?
Posted by: GWN7 May 6 2005, 08:32 PM
Not a Famous Quote, but I think it fits here.....
"Can I help you sir?"
me... " Ahh, do you have a ATM machine?"
"This is Coldwell Banker, were a real estate company"
me... "Oh, looks like a bank from the outside"
WCC05
Posted by: ! May 6 2005, 08:33 PM
| QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 6 2005, 09:11 AM) |
| I am not really offended. I actually think that it is very funny to tell you the truth. The pervert part comes from the comments of others. I suppose I would actually have to meet you to truely determine. No worries! |
Relax...Mrs. K. will vouch for him.....
Posted by: lagunero May 6 2005, 09:28 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ May 6 2005, 02:52 PM) |
| Hey, when the alochol nazi carded me, he took my beer and gave it back when she left. |
what was she thinking?! You're already like 19 and a half!one of my favs; " I knew Aaron Cox before he was famous" - MattR
Posted by: ! May 6 2005, 09:31 PM
A-ron and Matt...why do Beavis and Butthead keep coming to mind?????
Hey let's tap the keg..where's the bunghole?
Hehehehh...you said BUNGHOLE!!!!!
Posted by: Series9 May 6 2005, 09:50 PM
'Those WEVO tranny mounts make my car shift better'-Scott Thacher
Posted by: Travis Neff May 6 2005, 10:41 PM
How the hell did I get dragged in here without me lookin'
Just like my momma said, as long as your good at "something" being a gross fucker was it..
Posted by: SLITS May 6 2005, 10:44 PM
gross fucker...... is that 12 or 13?
Posted by: Series9 May 6 2005, 10:48 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 6 2005, 09:44 PM) |
| gross fucker...... is that 12 or 13? |
144
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 6 2005, 10:48 PM
Posted by: Mrs. K May 6 2005, 11:39 PM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ May 6 2005, 07:33 PM) | ||
Relax...Mrs. K. will vouch for him..... |
Yep....he's cool! Does a mean photoshop too!"you the man' Eric"!
Lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 8 2005, 12:16 AM
"I fucked the girl in Hansen" - miles hendrix
Posted by: scott thacher May 8 2005, 01:41 AM
| QUOTE (914RS @ May 6 2005, 07:50 PM) |
| 'Those WEVO tranny mounts make my car shift better'-Scott Thacher |
well they did till one slipped ( no damage done ) and my tranny decided to eat its self
my quote " you got the tranny" joe ricard...
me "yup... OUCH... my ribs... and nope "
Posted by: scotts-toolwench May 8 2005, 02:06 AM
"My mom made it.....she's color blind....." Me at the WCC
"Hey, Skittles...." Everyone at the Wcc to me
"Damn it Leo!!!!!!" Me, after everyone said the above
Posted by: Leo Imperial May 8 2005, 05:36 AM
| QUOTE (scotts-toolwench @ May 8 2005, 12:06 AM) |
| "My mom made it.....she's color blind....." Me at the WCC "Hey, Skittles...." Everyone at the Wcc to me "Damn it Leo!!!!!!" Me, after everyone said the above |
I think it was more like "F%$K YOU LEO!!!"
Attached image(s)
Posted by: Leo Imperial May 8 2005, 05:44 AM
Attached image(s)
Posted by: TurtleGirl May 8 2005, 01:50 PM
"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole"
t-shirt seen at WCC05
"This is the greatest day of my life! I DROVE the RS to Poncho's! My two favorite things at once... Oh yeah... Luckie's here, too."
Joe O'Brien at WCC05/Poncho's Burrito Hut in Ventura
Posted by: Toast May 8 2005, 02:09 PM
| QUOTE (scotts-toolwench @ May 8 2005, 01:06 AM) |
| "My mom made it.....she's color blind....." Me at the WCC "Hey, Skittles...." Everyone at the Wcc to me "Damn it Leo!!!!!!" Me, after everyone said the above |
LOL.
I remember that.
Posted by: Toast May 8 2005, 02:37 PM
| QUOTE (TurtleGirl @ May 8 2005, 12:50 PM) |
| "My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole" t-shirt seen at WCC05 |
That would have been SLITS. And the t-shirt statement is true.
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 8 2005, 02:38 PM
"You smell good, i like the way you smell" - Jenny 
Posted by: Mrs. K May 8 2005, 03:17 PM
| QUOTE (Toast @ May 8 2005, 01:37 PM) | ||
That would have been SLITS. And the t-shirt statement is true. |
Ta da......
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Posted by: Jenny May 8 2005, 03:33 PM
A-ron, I don't remember making such a statement. And if I did, you should have been too drunk to remember it.
Jen
Posted by: redshift May 8 2005, 03:41 PM
lol
Posted by: Series9 May 8 2005, 04:46 PM
| QUOTE (TurtleGirl @ May 8 2005, 12:50 PM) |
| "My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole" t-shirt seen at WCC05 "This is the greatest day of my life! I DROVE the RS to Poncho's! My two favorite things at once... Oh yeah... Luckie's here, too." Joe O'Brien at WCC05/Poncho's Burrito Hut in Ventura |
That's a misquote (about Luck).
And it's Pancho's in Santa Monica on Lincoln.
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Posted by: tat2dphreak May 10 2005, 12:29 PM
SirAndy: "dude, what the fuck is your problem ????"
Posted by: SirAndy May 10 2005, 12:59 PM
| QUOTE (tat2dphreak @ May 10 2005, 10:29 AM) |
| SirAndy: "dude, what the fuck is your problem ????" |
i present to you:
my boot!
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Posted by: Jenny May 10 2005, 01:02 PM
"Your ears are crooked. Here.. let me fix it for you. I'm an engineer." -MattR
I'll bet you say that to all the girls.
Jen
Posted by: Travis Neff May 10 2005, 01:06 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 6 2005, 08:44 PM) |
| gross fucker...... is that 12 or 13? |
Huh??
Posted by: Series9 May 10 2005, 01:08 PM
| QUOTE (Travis Neff @ May 10 2005, 12:06 PM) | ||
Huh?? |
I told you: 144
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 10 2005, 01:09 PM
| QUOTE (Jenny @ May 8 2005, 02:33 PM) |
| A-ron, I don't remember making such a statement. And if I did, you should have been too drunk to remember it. Jen |
it has been forgotten
Posted by: Jenny May 10 2005, 01:09 PM
gross. total. overall. sum. combined. aggregate. whole.
Jen
Posted by: Series9 May 10 2005, 01:11 PM
| QUOTE (Jenny @ May 10 2005, 12:09 PM) |
| gross. total. overall. sum. combined. aggregate. whole. Jen |
Or 12x12 (144)
http://www.dictionary.net/in+gross
Posted by: Travis Neff May 10 2005, 01:30 PM
Oh, my mistake. I thought you were talking this...
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Posted by: tat2dphreak May 10 2005, 01:54 PM
| QUOTE (SirAndy @ May 10 2005, 01:59 PM) | ||
i present to you: my boot! |
Posted by: Meredith May 10 2005, 02:56 PM
| QUOTE (SirAndy @ May 10 2005, 11:59 AM) |
| i present to you: my boot! |
That's the clearest picture I've ever seen from you, Andy!
Posted by: ! May 10 2005, 02:57 PM
That's because the wife took the shot....
Posted by: Howard May 10 2005, 03:11 PM
'Das Boot' Wasn't that about submarines?
Posted by: SLITS May 10 2005, 05:40 PM
| QUOTE (Howard @ May 10 2005, 02:11 PM) |
| 'Das Boot' Wasn't that about submarines? |
No, Krauts don't like water!
Posted by: MattR May 10 2005, 06:23 PM
| QUOTE (Jenny @ May 10 2005, 11:02 AM) |
| "Your ears are crooked. Here.. let me fix it for you. I'm an engineer." -MattR I'll bet you say that to all the girls. Jen |
Damn, I'm funny when I'm drunk!
Posted by: SLITS May 10 2005, 06:44 PM
| QUOTE (MattR @ May 10 2005, 05:23 PM) | ||
Damn, I'm funny when I'm drunk! |
Not true....you're just effin funny trying to be you!!!!
Posted by: LuckieO May 11 2005, 12:32 AM
Okay so this is not from a 914 member, but from a friend of ours who was checking out Liz's new teener (he owns a gold corvette...we call it the goldmember)...
"Holy shit, you have no pedals!" Steve Ryan
Posted by: redshift May 11 2005, 02:13 AM
| QUOTE (Travis Neff @ May 10 2005, 03:30 PM) |
| Oh, my mistake. I thought you were talking this... |
Posted by: Travis Neff May 11 2005, 08:42 AM
| QUOTE (redshift @ May 11 2005, 12:13 AM) | ||
|
Funny thing is, is that I count 144 chunks. Joe was right.
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 14 2005, 12:29 AM
| QUOTE |
| i wish i had a dime for every penny i had..... if I never make another penny...... and just keep turning them into dimes.... I'll be ok. |
miles j blige
Posted by: gfulcher May 16 2005, 07:41 PM
When asked by some kid loitering at Dunkin Donuts:
"Hey.. How fast does that go?"
I say:
"Well.... Faster than is safe!"
-greg-
Posted by: MattR May 17 2005, 10:52 AM
"You got balls, though... taking on an Admin in public. Gotta give you props for that."
-Lawrence
Posted by: jonwatts May 18 2005, 08:41 AM
"me? scary? ha! no way ... genital herpes is scary !!!" - SirAndy
Posted by: Bleyseng May 18 2005, 08:45 AM
"Help! My probe is too long for the Taco" -Cdmcse
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 23 2005, 11:35 AM
"Somwhere, there is a curb with severe wheel rash."
Miles Hendrix 
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 23 2005, 11:48 AM
"You da man - you clayton fan" - Lagunero
"Nascar is easy - I could win every time" - anonymous socal'r
Posted by: redshift May 23 2005, 11:48 AM
lol Aaron, I just caught the moonwalking thing in the other thread... numbskill..
M
Posted by: lagunero May 23 2005, 01:47 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 23 2005, 10:48 AM) |
| "Nascar is easy - I could win every time" - anonymous socal'r |
"...cuz of my magnetic force"
Posted by: Toast May 23 2005, 02:25 PM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ May 18 2005, 07:41 AM) |
| "me? scary? ha! no way ... genital herpes is scary !!!" - SirAndy |
That is scary that someone would even mention something like that.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jul 3 2005, 10:08 PM
"what are you a fucking 8 ball?"
redshift -asking me for advice
Posted by: redshift Jul 3 2005, 10:13 PM
You are as much fun as a genital wart for dredging this back up!
..not that I would know about genitals... or warts.. 
M
Posted by: balljoint Oct 14 2005, 08:13 AM
"The 914club would never build a front engined, water cooled website. Shut up. You suck." Unknown clubbed member.
Posted by: redshift Oct 14 2005, 08:17 AM
Stop it! These threads are old, and not to be enjoyed!
M
Posted by: balljoint Oct 14 2005, 08:21 AM
This from a guy who is dressed as a 40 year old sunflower?
Posted by: TROJANMAN Oct 14 2005, 10:17 AM
" did you see that last post by Z, it was a riot"
Posted by: gklinger Oct 14 2005, 10:34 AM
| QUOTE (bd1308 @ Oct 14 2005, 06:39 AM) |
i'm not quite sure what i'm actually trying to achieve.... |
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 11:38 AM
| QUOTE (gklinger @ Oct 14 2005, 09:34 AM) | ||
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Posted by: messix Oct 14 2005, 12:06 PM
after building the fastest six conversion he's done yet "i'm gonna keep this one" - Rootwerx
where is it now? SOLD!
Posted by: messix Oct 14 2005, 12:33 PM
pull on the crank pulley, make sure it turns freeley and the motor is not siezed...if it turns, it will run. - from Rtowel
Posted by: Brando Oct 14 2005, 08:53 PM
"Here, hold my [soda] and watch this!"
Brad Roberts at bmunday's restoration BBQ.
Posted by: Headrage Oct 14 2005, 08:57 PM
Me: Nice to meet you I'm Allan...
Brad: Nice to meet you too, can you hold on a minute....
GAF '04
It was a-okay because he was answering 100 questions a minute,
Posted by: Bleyseng Oct 14 2005, 09:01 PM
| QUOTE (Headrage @ Oct 14 2005, 07:57 PM) |
| Me: Nice to meet you I'm Allan... Brad: Nice to meet you too, can you hold on a minute.... GAF '04 It was a-okay because he was answering 100 questions a minute, |
Thats how he answers his cell phone!
Posted by: bmunday Oct 14 2005, 09:45 PM
What in the hell did I get myself into? (Oh shit I can fix it) 
Posted by: jonwatts Oct 14 2005, 10:00 PM
"Fuck you Karl" --> Gint
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 14 2005, 10:16 PM
How can this thread be in the "Garage"?????
It's tecnically OT.....shame on you A-aron...the 914 OT police are looking for you now!
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 10:24 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Oct 14 2005, 09:16 PM) |
| How can this thread be in the "Garage"????? It's tecnically OT.....shame on you A-aron...the 914 OT police are looking for you now! |
bite me....
this is pre-no OT
Posted by: Gint Oct 14 2005, 10:26 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Oct 14 2005, 10:16 PM) |
| How can this thread be in the "Garage"????? It's tecnically OT.....shame on you A-aron...the 914 OT police are looking for you now! |
No it's not. It's absolutely on topic. Quotes from 914world.com members. It doesn't get any more on topic than that.
Posted by: bmunday Oct 14 2005, 10:32 PM
| QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 14 2005, 06:53 PM) |
| "Here, hold my [soda] and watch this!" Brad Roberts at bmunday's restoration BBQ. |
Before or after this?
http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27TNTQL5HACF42CZYB204C3DCX
Hope the link works... Some one let me know.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 10:34 PM
| QUOTE (bmunday @ Oct 14 2005, 09:32 PM) | ||
Before or after this? http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27TNTQL5HACF42CZYB204C3DCX Hope the link works... Some one let me know. |
lol - hold my beer
Posted by: bmunday Oct 14 2005, 10:39 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 08:34 PM) | ||||
lol - hold my beer |
Kids down the steet had a ramp, but I don' tthink you could get him drunk enough to do it..
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 15 2005, 09:40 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 09:24 PM) |
bite me.... this is pre-no OT |
Ok....where????
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 15 2005, 12:35 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Oct 15 2005, 08:40 AM) | ||
Ok....where???? |
oh... you know where
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 15 2005, 04:21 PM
"BIRNG BACK MY OLD CLUB" - spare time toys.
Posted by: jonwatts Nov 26 2005, 12:37 AM
Just came across one while searching the archives.
"i'm getting lazier and have less ambition to make my car unique or special" - Mueller
Posted by: J P Stein Nov 26 2005, 12:48 AM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ Nov 25 2005, 10:37 PM) |
| Just came across one while searching the archives. "i'm getting lazier and have less ambition to make my car unique or special" - Mueller |
Well, thus far he has succeeded
Posted by: DNHunt Nov 26 2005, 09:27 AM
Bradholio to me at Candlestick AX WCC 2004
"What's wrong with your right foot" I said "Nothin" Brad "Then use it"
Dave
Posted by: Bleyseng Nov 26 2005, 09:32 AM
Hahaha, I never knew you was half gassing it!
Now how far are you gonna step on it with the 2270? quarter? 
Posted by: Aaron Cox Nov 26 2005, 10:49 AM
"Air isnt compressible" - anonymous socal member
Posted by: 9146986 Nov 27 2005, 09:47 AM
"if you had all the tools it would only take about 20 minutes to replace the floorpans" - Sir Andy
Posted by: Thomas J Bliznik Nov 27 2005, 10:29 AM
Mrs. K has me baffled, don't know if she is a hot mama or teasing the boys?? Quote by Tom
Memo to Tom, never, never try to figure out smart, beautiful women. They are not the weaker sex. We need them more than they need us. They don't need our help. When will I learn!!!
Tom
Posted by: rhodyguy Nov 27 2005, 10:35 AM
anything offtopic goes in the sandbox.
lk
k
Posted by: TROJANMAN Nov 27 2005, 11:21 AM
wow, $19,000.00 just for an engine?
Posted by: bd1308 Nov 27 2005, 11:23 AM
"I cut the pink car."
Posted by: SirAndy Nov 27 2005, 03:10 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ Oct 14 2005, 09:16 PM) |
| How can this thread be in the "Garage"????? |
didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: Brando Nov 27 2005, 03:47 PM
This thread is on topic.
Posted by: Bleyseng Nov 27 2005, 04:35 PM
"$19,000!" Rog914
Posted by: Mark Henry Nov 27 2005, 05:22 PM
Mark Henry
| QUOTE |
| Slits...Canada says fuck you! We still have the best weed  |
Posted by: TROJANMAN Nov 27 2005, 05:52 PM
I told you not to wear those pink panties A-aron...they would just wad up on ya.
Posted by: TROJANMAN Nov 27 2005, 09:15 PM
Any attempts to use the Americans with Disabilities Act to justify the behavior in question will be immediately laughed at without reservation.)
--------------------
Steve
Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 2 2007, 07:04 PM
OMFG - i went back and started at page 1. great memories... and some funny quotes in here.
please keep it going. its hysterical!
Posted by: 1970 Neun vierzehn Apr 2 2007, 07:27 PM
"It'll rub out........"
"It's just surface rust....."
"The "longs" are solid....."
Posted by: street legal go-kart Apr 2 2007, 07:36 PM
" I don't give a shit what you post Mike.
You can even put up pictures of naked ladies for all I care."
Brad Roberts to Mike Z. sometime in 2004
From a long deleted post......
Posted by: scotty b Apr 2 2007, 07:48 PM
I busted someones balls for a misspelling when in steps Mike ' DR." Evil with this quote
"proper spelling is a sign of a lack of imagination"
Nice quote from a Med student 
Someone else is using that in their sig line to keep it alive
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Apr 2 2007, 08:05 PM
At the R & G swap meet
Me- "Are you Brad?"
Brad-"Depends, are you here to beat me up?"
Posted by: SirAndy May 18 2007, 06:26 PM
me the other night, after a few Margaritas ... 
"It's impossible to please everybody .... Even when you are all by yourself."
Andy
Posted by: Headrage May 18 2007, 06:52 PM
me the other night, after a few Margaritas ...
"It's impossible to please everybody .... Even when you are all by yourself."
AndyTake your meds and it will all be okay...
Posted by: kwales May 18 2007, 06:56 PM
" I was arguing with myself today and I lost"
Kennyscommenttoanattorneyonapatent
Posted by: TROJANMAN May 18 2007, 07:15 PM
"It's impossible to please everybody .... Even when you are all by yourself."
AndyMaybe you're not trying hard enough
Posted by: SirAndy May 18 2007, 07:47 PM
"It's impossible to please everybody .... Even when you are all by yourself."
Maybe you're not trying hard enough
i know most of you guys only think with the lower half of your body
but the discussion that night was actually about intellectually pleasing people.
as in, you can't make it always right for everybody. even when you're all alone ...
made perfect sense to me at the time ...
Andy
Posted by: watsonrx13 May 18 2007, 07:51 PM
"It's impossible to please everybody .... Even when you are all by yourself."
Maybe you're not trying hard enough
i know most of you guys only think with the lower half of your body
but the discussion that night was actually about intellectually pleasing people.
as in, you can't make it always right for everybody. even when you're all alone ...
made perfect sense to me at the time ...
AndyTakillya will do that to you....
-- Rob
Posted by: Bartlett 914 May 18 2007, 08:46 PM
After tight comes loose again.
Posted by: Maltese Falcon May 18 2007, 10:18 PM
"Turbo lag was created to let V8s catch up"
marty
Posted by: r_towle May 18 2007, 10:26 PM
pull on the crank pulley, make sure it turns freeley and the motor is not siezed...if it turns, it will run. - from Rtowel
And I have not met a motor that has proven that statement wrong yet!!
R_towle
not towel
Rich
Posted by: Bartlett 914 May 19 2007, 08:27 AM
Better is the evil of good enough.
Posted by: ws91420 May 19 2007, 09:47 AM
You can't put that in a 914. Said of the numerous conversions people attempt and succeed at.
Posted by: Lou W May 19 2007, 12:17 PM
"Isnt Excellence a Porsche magazine? Why would I want to read about a Subaru powered VW?"
Posted by: majkos May 19 2007, 12:26 PM
SOT but it describe's, (most 914 owners) ((Broke))
Workin' late, 2 AM,7-11 front doors,
When a guy comes out the front doors, and ask,
"You guys have change for a $100 bill?"
We laugh ourself silly 
almost falling off the ladders. 
Posted by: zymurgist May 20 2007, 08:58 AM
"My 1.8 is illegal in the state of Nevada. It can't go fast enough to be driven on the highway."
-type47
Posted by: effutuo101 May 20 2007, 02:40 PM
Yaba-Daba-Doo! I Yelled this as I watched Dan Rood and Jeff Hines disappear into the early morning sun with their very fast /6's on the way to WCC06. But, the chocolate shake was a tasty beverage.....
Dino...
Anybody can do Yoga...
Posted by: effutuo101 May 20 2007, 02:40 PM
Dan Root... sorry Dan!
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