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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ OT: I'm pregnant again!

Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 10:48 PM

I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail.

M

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 12 2005, 10:50 PM

why does this remind me of the south park episode where the antichrist was inside kyle?>

Posted by: red914 May 12 2005, 10:51 PM

congratulations, Miles! will this be your first?

Posted by: SLITS May 12 2005, 10:53 PM

His first words will be "baaaa baaaa"

congrats....where do I send the harness?

Posted by: LuckieO May 12 2005, 11:01 PM

Congrats! A future 914 owner on his way...I know what you have been doing.

Posted by: GWN7 May 12 2005, 11:04 PM

Miles, a etch-a-sketch can't be used for ultrasound no mater what you read on that other board........

Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 11:04 PM

Yes! I have been screwing myself!

M

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 12 2005, 11:05 PM

"how to fertilize an egg with a turkey baster" - miles hendrix

Posted by: scruz914 May 12 2005, 11:09 PM

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 08:48 PM)
I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail.

M

I think this is Miles's way of saying he is buying a 911.

Posted by: Mrs. K May 12 2005, 11:20 PM

Come on Miles, seriously....are you really gonna be a Daddy?
Has anyone notified "Social Services"??

Lisa

Posted by: Travis Neff May 12 2005, 11:21 PM

Be careful, you don't want to flush your floaty little offspring down the toilet

Posted by: neo914-6 May 12 2005, 11:22 PM

QUOTE (scruz914 @ May 12 2005, 09:09 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 08:48 PM)
I am going to have a baby! They think it's a boy, but it's hard to tell if it might just be a small tail.

M

I think this is Miles's way of saying he is buying a 911.

sounds like constipation...

Posted by: TurtleGirl May 12 2005, 11:39 PM

????

Congratulations! (I think... Is the world ready?)

Posted by: Rotary'14 May 12 2005, 11:49 PM

Being a new dad, Danielle is only 6.5 months old now. Let me say congratulations!! and get plenty of rest now while you can.

Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 11:51 PM

I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot.

I feel so ashamed.

I am having an hysterectomy.

M

Posted by: Jenny May 12 2005, 11:55 PM

to make sure you don't have any more babies with little tails? I already made a baby blanket. Should I send it to you anyway??

Jen

Posted by: Mrs. K May 12 2005, 11:55 PM

Oh for God's sake Miles!
You don't get enough attention from your "goat"?

Lisa

Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 11:57 PM

I could always use the blanket for my hand puppet, Jen!

My goat lacks communication skillz.

M

Posted by: LuckieO May 13 2005, 12:49 AM

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:51 PM)
I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot.

I feel so ashamed.

I am having an hysterectomy.

M

You see, this is what happens when a person masturbates entirely too much!

I think that you should have to have a license to procreate anyway...you have to have a license to fish...goats don't count...

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 01:04 AM

QUOTE (LuckieO @ May 12 2005, 11:49 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:51 PM)
I am not really having a baby, I just wanted attention, like the runaway bride idiot.

I feel so ashamed.

I am having an hysterectomy.

M

You see, this is what happens when a person masturbates entirely too much!

I think that you should have to have a license to procreate anyway...you have to have a license to fish...goats don't count...

i agree..... license to procreate....

keep the slits/zois/miles oout of the world.....

BTW. nice cheeks

Posted by: Leo Imperial May 13 2005, 01:05 AM

Well at least now you don't have to try and figure out who was the mother.

Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 01:20 AM

I do not touch myself, I have a machine.

M

Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 06:08 AM

I got fixed many years agao.....three girls with my last name was enuff...

Miles, try it.....it turns your objects of desire into wild panting animals....oh wait...they already ARE wild panting animals....my bad.

Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 06:09 AM

and again... lol...

Anything is better than 'Prison escapees'.

Oh, notice how Rich Herzog knows how to steer clear of BS topics, so early in the AM..

M

Posted by: mikerose May 13 2005, 07:54 AM

QUOTE (redshift @ May 12 2005, 09:57 PM)
I could always use the blanket for my hand puppet, Jen!

My goat lacks communication skillz.

M

I love BS it must be Friday.