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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ Sorry to hear about your Ankle Aaron
Posted by: Twystd1 May 12 2005, 11:36 PM
Hey Bro,
Skline told me what happened. Is it bad.
Do you think you will ever walk again? God it must be terrible for you.
Does this mean you won't make it to the Coop for breakfast?
If you need anything (dresses,lube, clown suit, whatever).
Please call Scott or Matt.
I heard the accident was really bad. How was the guy on the skateboard? Do you think he will come out of his coma. I bet his family is kind of unhappy with you.
Hey man. It happens to the best of us. We all get preoccupied when we are driving a golf cart. Things just sometimes mysteriously happen. It's not your fault. (right)
Golf is a cruel master. And you got caught in it's trap. (or hole)
Anyway.. I hope you feel better and heal quickly. We all want to see you walk again...
Kind of.. At least partially. Whatever........
With some regard,
Twystd1
Posted by: Twystd1 May 12 2005, 11:45 PM
Scott just sent me the pictures... Oh MY GOD...
I had no idea man...
Twystd1
Posted by: Jenny May 12 2005, 11:46 PM
Aaron, I can give you a piggy back ride if you need. You were so kind to offer to carry me at the WCC, it's the least I can do to repay your generousity.
Jen
Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 11:48 PM
Yeah, and I could clog your email with porn spam.
Just say the word.
M
Posted by: Mrs. K May 12 2005, 11:50 PM
A-aron!!!!!!!!!!! What happened???
You know I am a health care Proffesional....need any private duty attention??
Lisa 
Posted by: jgiroux67 May 12 2005, 11:51 PM
Uh, so what exactly happened?
Posted by: redshift May 12 2005, 11:52 PM
Aaron ran down an 89 year old woman on a skateboard.
M
Posted by: Jenny May 12 2005, 11:52 PM
| QUOTE (jgiroux67 @ May 12 2005, 10:51 PM) |
| Uh, so what exactly happened? |
I think it's pretty obvious
Jen
Posted by: SLITS May 12 2005, 11:52 PM
He flipped his flop......
Posted by: dlo914 May 13 2005, 12:15 AM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 12 2005, 09:52 PM) |
| He flipped his flop...... |
HEY HEY HEY!!! no need to see any flipped flops...now put your flop back in, right this instant!!!
Posted by: MattR May 13 2005, 12:24 AM
I heard they may have to amputate 
Sucks aaron. Get well soon!
On a lighter note, if he comes back with one foot, can an admin change his name to Bigfoot? or possibly stumpy?
Posted by: Brando May 13 2005, 12:51 AM
Aaron dude what the crap happened?
Posted by: Jenny May 13 2005, 12:53 AM
I'll simply call him... Gimpy 
Jen
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 12:54 AM
| QUOTE (Jenny @ May 12 2005, 11:53 PM) |
| I'll simply call him... Gimpy Jen |
tri pod works
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 01:04 AM
Dude, The pictures Skline sent me showed like 8 cop cars And the ambulance.
Is the kid that got hit going to make it?
The picture shows your ankle at a bad angle.. Kinda wants to make me puke. That has to hurt.
Ya know Slits can make an ankle brace out of carbon fibre for you. (I think..maybey)
I was stoked to see your mail.. that means they let you out. Did you see Brad while you were there? How is he?
Keep the faith and heel quickly. (bark)
Later old man..
Twystd1
Posted by: Andyrew May 13 2005, 01:08 AM
You had better post that pic dude... If its real...
Oh and Aaron... if for some reason you acutally did hurt,
That sucks! Get better, Drink beer(or whatever you drink)...
dont feel sad, Im sure there are ways you can be more happy. 
Posted by: MattR May 13 2005, 01:09 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 12 2005, 10:54 PM) | ||
tri pod works |
And the admin steals my line!
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 01:11 AM
this is the least gruesome
Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 01:14 AM
What is it?
M
Posted by: LuckieO May 13 2005, 01:18 AM
And that is pretty freggin gross! Sorry man...I hope you heal quickly.
Posted by: LuckieO May 13 2005, 01:24 AM
Lay on the sofa, drink beer, eat pizza, and take pain killers. Oh wait, you are not supposed to mix alcohol with pain killers. Talk to Mrs. K, she is a health care professional... 
Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 01:25 AM
Here Aaron, you aren't alone.
M
Attached image(s)
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 01:27 AM
That ankle is so broken...
Aaron.. Show em the picture of the retarded guy that taken out by the golf cart.
Never mind.. It is kind if sad. I shouldn't make fun of retards.
Hope you get better. Am going to sleep now.
I just mailed Scott to not put up those other pics... Too bloody. I don't think they are good if kids are reading this thread.... (nightmares and stuff)
i will pray for you and the tard...
Regards,
Twystd1
Posted by: Engman May 13 2005, 06:36 AM
Dude - tell me it aint so....
Broke my anke in 3 places 4 years ago..... was not fun.
Hope you got some good meds.
Took me 2 months before I could put weight on it.
Hope yours is shorter.
M
Posted by: Mrs. K May 13 2005, 06:42 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 12:11 AM) |
| this is the least gruesome |
A-aron....WHAT DID THE X-RAY SHOW? I see they marked you distal pulse with a little "X" ....good sign...but what is your prognosis??Lisa
Posted by: Headrage May 13 2005, 07:22 AM
DUDE WTF???? You okay or what?
Posted by: Hammer920 May 13 2005, 07:24 AM
Hope things go well for you aaron, I know how that feels and still feel the pain, 1979 crushed and broke my right ankle two surgerys later had a fused ankle no ball joint now, but can do anything i want. Still ride that dam motor cycle. I hope things go better for you.
Posted by: skline May 13 2005, 07:40 AM
See what happens when you wear shoes? 
Posted by: tat2dphreak May 13 2005, 07:50 AM
HOLY SHIT-BALLS!!! WTF happened!
Ankle injuries suck...
sorry to hear it... kick back with some movies, beer and vicodin... I'm with Miles... I'll send you all the porn my spam-blocker catches... 
Posted by: skline May 13 2005, 07:55 AM
| QUOTE (tat2dphreak @ May 13 2005, 06:50 AM) |
| HOLY SHIT-BALLS!!! WTF happened! Ankle injuries suck... sorry to hear it... kick back with some movies, beer and vicodin... I'm with Miles... I'll send you all the porn my spam-blocker catches... |
Yeah, thats what he needs, a sprained wrist!!
Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 08:08 AM
Ankle injuries suck....sprained mine when I was 19 and thing STILL wakes up 20 minutes after I do....
Hope it works out....anyone hear from him?
Posted by: Root_Werks May 13 2005, 08:15 AM
Aaron! That sucks man! I hope you are okay.
Posted by: Hawktel May 13 2005, 08:27 AM
Its just a flesh wound......
Posted by: CptTripps May 13 2005, 08:41 AM
Dude....we want the gruesome ones!
Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 08:43 AM
Yeah..compound fractures ROCK...
Posted by: VegasRacer May 13 2005, 08:50 AM
Oh Dude. You messed up. You should have done the other ankle instead.
It is a lot easier to work the gas instead of the clutch with a bad leg.
Posted by: swood May 13 2005, 09:10 AM
Attached image(s)
Posted by: scott thacher May 13 2005, 09:37 AM
okay a few years ago some people where looking in to clutch and hand controls for dave korijo. does any body know where the R and D is made we can perfect it for aaron. or at least rename this smiley 
to AAron
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 09:40 AM
alright twystd1.
i think your joke has caused some generous concern....along with hilarious responses.
BTW- that pic is off google. see for yourself 'broken ankle'
saw this thread and figured id play along.
btw. Im fine. a little late night humor from the nefarious one....... (look it up)
thanks guys for your genuine concern.....sorry to alarm ya.
back to your regularly scheduled blogging
Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 09:44 AM
Dickhead...was gonna call and give my condolences...now I'll just call ya, sumthin' nasty....
Posted by: tat2dphreak May 13 2005, 09:47 AM
ok, dickweed, you are still getting all of the spam-porn I can find... but for a different reason... 
glad you aren't hurt...
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 09:49 AM
yummy...goat porn
like i said...not my thread. i just played along with it.
BS fridays
Posted by: spare time toys May 13 2005, 09:52 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 10:40 AM) |
| saw this thread and figured id play along. |
PLAY ALONG Mess with your friends
Howd ya like a real broke ankle? I used to be a teamster ya know 
Posted by: Jenny May 13 2005, 10:03 AM
AAaaaaa..... Hahahaha!! Gimpy!
Jen
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 12:53 PM
That wasn't you Aaron... ?
OOhhhhhh.. It's the other Aaron... OOOpppsss.....
Oh well...
Now about that 5 bucks you owe me.................................................
Twytsd1
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 12:57 PM
It is Friday the 13th isn't it..???
Twystd1
Posted by: Flat VW May 13 2005, 01:19 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 13 2005, 04:42 AM) | ||
A-aron....WHAT DID THE X-RAY SHOW? I see they marked you distal pulse with a little "X" ....good sign...but what is your prognosis??Lisa |
I thought someone had signed his cast BEFORE he had gotten it!
J
P.S. that hurts just to look at it ...
Posted by: skline May 13 2005, 01:29 PM
I got several PM's from people wanting to know what happened to Aaron? Without a clue I had to look on here before replying to them. Then I didnt want to screw it up for them so I sorta played along. Anyone who knows Aaron, also knows he never wears shoes in the summer and would have known that wasnt his foot.
Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 01:58 PM
Shoulda known....the foot is bigger than what that little weaseldick could support....he's a B A D boy along with twistedsister..... 
Posted by: lagunero May 13 2005, 02:07 PM
change your name to Ferris
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 03:20 PM
everyone who knows me knows i have a sandal tan on my foot
Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 03:33 PM
No crap... first thing I did was google image for broken ankle... to play a bigger joke, and hopefully score one with some meat.. and more color..
Then, I saw the shameful thing that had been done... and went along with it.
I am shameful.
M
Posted by: redshift May 13 2005, 03:35 PM
Oh! And (I knew that couldn't be Aaron's ankle, because his undone shorts would have been fully visable.
Laugh. That shit is funny.
M
Posted by: tat2dphreak May 13 2005, 03:40 PM
yea, we all should have known... a knee injury is more likely
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 03:47 PM
Undone shorts you say...!!!!!!!!!!!
What balderdash. Mr. Aaron is beyong reproach on his sexuality. In fact Skline will step
up to the plate and state catagoricly that he has Aarons back... Er front... errrrr....?
Therefore is my privelage to let all of you know that Aaron has no sexual prediliction for
either sex. And as his physco-therapist I should know.
So please quit beLITTLEing Mr.Cox
I don't believe that kind of behavior will satiate his specific incarnate needs.
I hope all of you will continue to support Aaron in this time of need. (snooze)
Sincerely,
Dr.Twystd1
MD, MFCC, DDS, AdNauseum.
Posted by: ! May 13 2005, 03:48 PM
Yer still my bitch twistie.....
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 03:53 PM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ May 13 2005, 02:48 PM) |
| Yer still my bitch twistie..... |
thats mister your my bitch
to you !!!
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 03:55 PM
Duth thou meanest BEeeeATCH?
May the wings of a thousand flies infest your lower plebial nether regions.
(that will scare em)
Now where is that URL for Beast Love?
Those poor people may need my professional help...
Lets see:
1.) Go to Google search.
2.) Type in "Aaron + Goat + Image"
3.) Browse 423 web sites.
4.) Take a shower with Bleach.
5.) Feel disgusted.
6.) Call girl friend to bring over dog collar, leash and hand cuffs. 
Twystd1
Posted by: SLITS May 13 2005, 04:34 PM
You are all wrong......A-aron Admin, since he became and admin, is an honorary Kraut and as we all know they hate water (especially baths)...ergo, it couldn't have been him because the shot was a the beach and he wouldn't get that close to *****gasp***** water.
And now you know why we are always "upwind" of him when he's around.
Posted by: J P Stein May 13 2005, 04:41 PM
I did mine when I was 17, But it was lower down....& more swolt up. It works most of the time these days. 
Good luck, pard.
Posted by: JB 914 May 13 2005, 04:45 PM
Aaron,
I entered you in the "one legged ass kicking contest" I can get you some Viagra to help even out your Tripod as a temporary leg until your foot heals.
Posted by: skline May 13 2005, 04:48 PM
| QUOTE (joe buckle @ May 13 2005, 03:45 PM) |
| Aaron, I entered you in the "one legged ass kicking contest" I can get you some Viagra to help even out your Tripod as a temporary leg until your foot heals. |
Posted by: Twystd1 May 13 2005, 05:06 PM
My face hurts! 
Twystd1
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 13 2005, 05:07 PM
| QUOTE (Twystd1 @ May 13 2005, 04:06 PM) |
| My face hurts! Twystd1 |
its killin me too
Posted by: Brando May 13 2005, 06:06 PM
See, i'm glad I read the whole thing before I ran out and did something rash, like buy a bunch of get-well beer.
little fucker, he can buy his own beer now!
Posted by: skline May 13 2005, 06:39 PM
| QUOTE (Brando @ May 13 2005, 05:06 PM) |
| See, i'm glad I read the whole thing before I ran out and did something rash, like buy a bunch of get-well beer. little fucker, he can buy his own beer now! |
I think he should buy it for everyone!!!
Posted by: lagunero May 13 2005, 07:37 PM
| QUOTE (joe buckle @ May 13 2005, 03:45 PM) |
| I can get you some Viagra to help even out your Tripod as a temporary leg until your foot heals. |
Joe's got a lot of faith in you Aaron, last I knew Viagra only did one thing
Posted by: Mrs. K May 14 2005, 12:46 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 13 2005, 08:40 AM) |
| BTW- that pic is off google. see for yourself 'broken ankle' :lol: saw this thread and figured id play along. btw. Im fine. a little late night humor from the nefarious one....... |
A-aron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a little shit!I take that back, a big SHIT!
And wait till someone really gets hurt...ever heard of the "cry wolf" story...mmmmm
we won't be there to help!
And to think I have been at work all day taking care of "real sick" people, making them better only to come home and see this!
Lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 14 2005, 09:03 AM
it was claytons idea... he manipulated me....into a comprimising position
Posted by: xitspd May 14 2005, 09:27 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 14 2005, 07:03 AM) |
| it was claytons idea... he manipulated me....into a comprimising position :huh: :D |
Nani Kore! Film at 11:00.... All systems of morality are based on the idea that an action has consequences that legitimize or cancel it. A mind imbued with the absurd merely judges that those consequences must be considered calmly.
Posted by: Mrs. K May 14 2005, 02:49 PM
Well, I saw A-aron at breakfast this morning and beat the crap out of him and Clayton for starting something to get sympathy....PANSIES!
Too bad I didn't have a camera to document the carnage!
GIRL POWER!!!!
Lisa 
Posted by: swood May 14 2005, 03:15 PM
Just for that!!!
Attached image(s)
Posted by: Mrs. K May 14 2005, 03:34 PM
| QUOTE (swood @ May 14 2005, 02:15 PM) |
| Just for that!!! |
Coincidence...I think not!!!
Thanks for posting that Steve!
Lisa
Posted by: swood May 14 2005, 03:38 PM
Its a repeat, but aa hates it. He's a punk.
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 14 2005, 06:40 PM
| QUOTE (swood @ May 14 2005, 02:38 PM) |
| Its a repeat, but aa hates it. He's a punk. |
name change.. haywood Jablowme
lisa bought it...hook line and sinker......gave me a ration today
Posted by: swood May 14 2005, 06:42 PM
Nope!
Posted by: Mrs. K May 14 2005, 11:24 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 14 2005, 05:40 PM) |
lisa bought it...hook line and sinker......gave me a ration today |
I should have given you a "spanking"....but you'd probably like
that...huh
Lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 14 2005, 11:27 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 14 2005, 10:24 PM) | ||
I should have given you a "spanking"....but you'd probably like that...huh Lisa |
bring it
oh yeah....oh....oh
nice cheeks lisa
Posted by: SLITS May 14 2005, 11:27 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 14 2005, 10:24 PM) | ||
I should have given you a "spanking"....but you'd probably like that...huh Lisa |
Only if "Z" did it....females need not apply!
Posted by: redshift May 14 2005, 11:38 PM
Ron, I love that avatar, I love that shit, and I think I am really starting to like that guy's whole.. 'thing'..
I want to be that guy.
SHIRT_SHIRT_SHIRT
M
Posted by: Mrs. K May 15 2005, 12:32 AM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 14 2005, 10:27 PM) | ||||
bring it oh yeah....oh....oh nice cheeks lisa |
Ok little boy...watch out next time I see you Lisa
Posted by: Jenny Jun 1 2007, 12:40 AM
bump.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jun 1 2007, 12:41 AM
still hurts.
Posted by: mudfoot76 Jun 1 2007, 08:31 AM
I did that back in '03:
After three surgeries, the surgeon rated me with an 18% deficiency for the worker's comp stuff. Good thing I hate running b/c I'll never be doing any marathons...
Posted by: brer Jun 1 2007, 12:14 PM
titanium?
Posted by: brer Jun 1 2007, 12:15 PM
oh, sorry about the foot too Aaron.
Posted by: George H. Jun 1 2007, 05:55 PM
oh, sorry about the foot too Aaron.
Brer the only thing wrong with Aarons foot is that it's _________________ .
other than that he's just
fine 
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