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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ I may possibly be the coolest person alive
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 10:01 PM
I have thought about it for hours, and I have come to the conclusion that I am wildly cool.
Touch me.
M
Posted by: soloracer May 27 2005, 10:04 PM
Are you basing this judgement on the fact most women don't find you "hot"? 
Posted by: mike_the_man May 27 2005, 10:08 PM
| QUOTE (soloracer @ May 27 2005, 08:04 PM) |
| Are you basing this judgement on the fact most women don't find you "hot"? |
Hahaha! Nicely done!
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 10:10 PM
<--- 911 wave ™ Sammy
Posted by: skline May 27 2005, 10:35 PM
Yeah Miles, you are a legend in your own mind! 
Posted by: iamchappy May 27 2005, 10:55 PM
It might be possible, IN YOUR MIND. 
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 10:57 PM
Go ahead, bask in my grandeur, feel free, your jealousy doesn't make me angry, friends.
M
Posted by: skline May 27 2005, 10:59 PM
Those must be some good meds you are taking, dont give up on it, someone will believe you. 
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:01 PM
cool eh?
forget to pay the heating bill eh?
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 11:02 PM
Admins, can we have this nailed, please?
Thanks, take a lil extra for yourself!
M
Posted by: SLITS May 27 2005, 11:10 PM
Whazzz the matter? Is the goat having her "time of the month"?
Damn Miles, we need to see an image of your in your full regalia, so that we may bow to the southeast on the rising of the narpotlet moon.
Don we will, out traveling robes, light a papermache likeness of your beloved teener. The "Great Journey" must be accomplished.
Please forward the correct cellestial co-ordinates and star-time so that we may be punctual for the beginning.
Hail Exhalted Grand Pooooo, we await! 
Well, ya hafta humor a psychotic 
Posted by: Mrs. K May 27 2005, 11:13 PM
Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this? 
Lisa 
Posted by: Mrs. K May 27 2005, 11:14 PM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ May 27 2005, 10:10 PM) |
| Whazzz the matter? Is the goat having her "time of the month"? Damn Miles, we need to see an image of your in your full regalia, so that we may bow to the southeast on the rising of the narpotlet moon. Don we will, out traveling robes, light a papermache likeness of your beloved teener. The "Great Journey" must be accomplished. Please forward the correct cellestial co-ordinates and star-time so that we may be punctual for the beginning. Hail Exhalted Grand Pooooo, we await! Well, ya hafta humor a psychotic |
Ron, you are hilarious!
Lisa
Posted by: SLITS May 27 2005, 11:16 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 27 2005, 10:13 PM) |
| Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this? Lisa |
"It's Friday night and I ain't got nobody,
I gots some money 'cause I just got paid,
Gawd I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in a psychotic fit"
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:17 PM
| QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 27 2005, 10:13 PM) |
| Miles, "oh coolest one"....just curious if you have a "running" 914? Cause then you'd be kinda cool. Otherwise...why the f@#k do you start weird threads like this? Lisa |
lol - ironic....907 posts from someone who doesnt have a teener
you kill me lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:22 PM
the ballad of slits:
there once was a man named slits
he was rumored to have large tits
he sits on his compy, picking his nose
while dreaming of miles, without any clothes
miles dreams back, oh ancient one
dreams of slits, giving him tongue
lisa stands by, watching anxiously
as ron wakes up next to mike Z
doth thith crap dare continue?
or will i fall asleep, oh what to do...
time to retire for the nighty
while miles and slits, plan to spite me
Posted by: Mrs. K May 27 2005, 11:24 PM
Hey...leave me outta this A-ron!
Lisa
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 11:27 PM
This thread started out being about how I am very cool.. I can see now that you all have a real problem staying on topic.
I am going to Howard's SoCal board, where I am sure to get a little more respect, per capita.
Unless you apologize.. each of you, in email, PM, and send me a hand written version.
M
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:29 PM
respect per capita
miles, hows the 37th street porsche club working out? 
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 11:31 PM
*satisfactory*
Posted by: SLITS May 27 2005, 11:38 PM
Aaron came from Corona, CA
Hitch-hiked his way across the 951
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his leg and then he was a she
He says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey Dude, take a walk on the wild side
MattR came from out on the island
In the backroom he was everybody’s darling
But he never lost his head
Even when he was given head
He says, hey dude, take a walk on the wild side
Said, dude, take a walk on the wild side
And the teener owners go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
Little Aaron never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
Pomona city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey Aaron, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin’ for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh
Miles is just speeding away
Thought he was Queen Mary for a day
Then I guess he had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
He said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Aaron said, hey pooky, take a walk on the wild side
And the teener owners say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
Ok, I'm done
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 11:43 PM
haha Mega!
Wait! I'm cool!
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:45 PM
last dance with ronny jane-
he grew up in a trailer trash town,
had a good lookin goat, that never was around
he grew up short and he grew up wide
with them 4 tooth bubbas and rich kids in double wides....
doo doo doo dooooo doo....dooo doo dooo doooo doo
well i dont know, but ive been told.
he became a woman, when got old
too tired of rejection, too tired of goats
he calls up Z, for a ride on the love boat
last dance with ronny jane, Z's package gave him pain....
Posted by: Mrs. K May 27 2005, 11:46 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 27 2005, 10:17 PM) | ||
lol - ironic....907 posts from someone who doesnt have a teener you kill me lisa |
Well A-aron...my birthday is right around the corner in case you were wondering "mmmm...what should I get Lisa for her birthday?"Lisa
PS I'm trying to save my "914th" post for Tuesday...make it more
memorable
Posted by: redshift May 27 2005, 11:47 PM
I am going to bed... if this thread isn't back on topic when I wake up, I am deleting it, and starting a NEW COOL THREAD!
Chill!
I'm cool.
Night!
M 'the Breeze'
Posted by: Aaron Cox May 27 2005, 11:48 PM
hey! she stole my bday!
so what are we doing for our Bdays Lisa? 
Posted by: URY914 May 28 2005, 04:44 AM
M,
You're right. you'er cool.
P
Posted by: VegasRacer May 28 2005, 05:17 AM
We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?
Cool?
Correctamundo!
So who are you really Miles?
Hunny Bunny or Fonzie?
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Posted by: Eric_Shea May 28 2005, 05:28 AM
Well... I'm in. I think he's probably the coolest thing on the planet.
Posted by: Racer Chris May 28 2005, 05:40 AM
Miles is so cool that when I read this thread my fountain froze again.
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Posted by: Eric_Shea May 28 2005, 05:54 AM
Proof enough for me. That fountain is like a Virgin Mary sighting... SLITS, change in travel plans.
Posted by: redshift May 28 2005, 06:39 AM
Uhoh! Fonzie! My archrival.
Now the fur is standing up on the back of my goats neck.. -phhht- -phhht-...
Chris, that fountain looks like a urinial, at a wedding where they all drive Ferraris.
Oh, and in continuing with my theme of slamming Star Wars FANATICS.. NICE R2! I din't know you could get them in red!
M
Posted by: balljoint May 28 2005, 06:59 AM
One way to confirm your claim would be to start a POLL.
Once it was established here then I am certain that at least a few of the guys here would let you stand up in their cars during a parade. You could wear a sash.
Posted by: redshift May 28 2005, 07:01 AM
LMAO!
M
Posted by: ! May 28 2005, 08:25 AM
What was the subject again?
Posted by: SpecialK May 28 2005, 09:59 AM
| QUOTE ("Z" @ May 28 2005, 06:25 AM) |
| What was the subject again? |
I think Miles got his air conditioner working...
Posted by: airsix May 28 2005, 05:21 PM
Before anyone votes on whether Miles is cool or not they should have to pass a cool-factor test themselves.
-Ben M.
ps- My vote: Cool.
Posted by: redshift May 28 2005, 05:52 PM
Alright! Back on track!
I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, the Academy, and the gay producers, that didn't *just* use me for cheap sex.
M
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