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Posted by: Howard May 31 2005, 08:46 AM

HotRod (49)
Aaron Cox (19)
bjorn jacobson (32)
Mrs. K (49)

Mrs. K/Aaron connection?

Posted by: seanery May 31 2005, 08:48 AM

Happy Birthday! to the last of the May birthdays!

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 09:03 AM

Happy B-dayz....

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 09:06 AM

Aaron, Kitty... can I come to the bash?

Happy Birthday!!

Posted by: skline May 31 2005, 09:13 AM

Happy Birthday!! Another year older, good for Aaron, bad for the rest of them. Well, one is only 32. The others are almost 50!! Oh wait, I am almost 50 too. Nevermind.

Posted by: Jenny May 31 2005, 10:06 AM

Aaron's only 19?? Sheesh! I guess I should have known, him being a freshman & all.

Happy birthday guys and gal

Jen

Posted by: SirAndy May 31 2005, 10:50 AM

Posted by: Meredith May 31 2005, 10:57 AM

Happy birthday, May babies! Enjoy your day.

Posted by: Gustl May 31 2005, 11:02 AM

Posted by: CptTripps May 31 2005, 11:03 AM

19....19 you say...wait..he's HOW OLD?

I was grounded till I was 19 so I didn't get to drive till then...

Happy Birthday to all!

Posted by: aircooledboy May 31 2005, 12:19 PM

I'm sure I have socks older than 19.

Happy BD to each of you. For the last of the May babies I have gotten a subsription to the "Abrasive product of the Month" club. For each of the next 12 months, you will each recieve a different type of abrasive suitable for removing rust from any part of a 914, in the rare event that any should appear.

Posted by: Howard May 31 2005, 12:53 PM

QUOTE (aircooledboy @ May 31 2005, 11:19 AM)

Happy BD to each of you. For the last of the May babies I have gotten a subsription to the "Abrasive product of the Month" club.

Ya get slits in June, Z in July, and me in August

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 31 2005, 12:56 PM

19?

my ID says im 22
thx for the good wishes

Posted by: aircooledboy May 31 2005, 02:20 PM

QUOTE (Howard @ May 31 2005, 12:53 PM)

QUOTE (aircooledboy @ May 31 2005, 11:19 AM) Happy BD to each of you. For the last of the May babies I have gotten a subsription to the "Abrasive product of the Month" club. Ya get slits in June, Z in July, and me in August

hahahahahahaha!!!

I was thinking of adding something very similar, but then I decided I didn't have liberty to take a shot at you guys until I've dragged my ass out to a WCC and met you in person.
(Notice I left out the gay cracks too, Aaaaron)

Posted by: morphenspectra May 31 2005, 02:29 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 02:34 PM

QUOTE (Howard @ May 31 2005, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE (aircooledboy @ May 31 2005, 11:19 AM) Happy BD to each of you. For the last of the May babies I have gotten a subsription to the "Abrasive product of the Month" club. Ya get slits in June, Z in July, and me in August

You'd fuck up wet dream....my b-day....is in June....21st.

Posted by: Jeroen May 31 2005, 02:37 PM

A beer for the guys
A wet sloppy kiss for Mrs.K

And since he's not old enuf to drink yet... a soda for Aaaaaron

Posted by: Dr. Roger May 31 2005, 04:31 PM

Happy B day to y'all.

Here's your B day gift. An inspirational thought.....

"This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever, in its place is something that you left behind let it be something good.

Mahatma Gandhi

We may be one day older, but hopefully we're one day wiser.....

Rog

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 04:37 PM

Roger, how sweet....

Personally I would rather just get laid....

Posted by: Brent May 31 2005, 04:43 PM

Happy Bday Friends!

Posted by: redshift May 31 2005, 05:07 PM

Happy Birthday!

Hotrod

Bjorn

Aaron

And you to.... Mrs. Jones..


M

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 07:52 PM

In honor of my birthday, this is my "914th" post

I'll take that sloppy kiss from Yaroooon anytime

In reference to A-aron and I having a connection....we actually
are twins separated at birth...30 years apart

In agreement with "Z"....I'd like to get laid...but I guess that
would be a nice gift for the "Mr." too now wouldn't it???

Thanks Howie for this thread (BJ in the mail to ya )

Happy Birthday my fellow May 31st babies!

Lisa (aka Mrs. Jones according to Miles )

Posted by: TimT May 31 2005, 07:59 PM

QUOTE

In honor of my birthday, this is my "914th" post

WOW you planned this

anywayz Happy Birthday all

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:11 PM

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 31 2005, 05:52 PM)

In honor of my birthday, this is my "914th" post I'll take that sloppy kiss from Yaroooon anytime In reference to A-aron and I having a connection....we actually are twins separated at birth...30 years apart In agreement with "Z"....I'd like to get laid...but I guess that would be a nice gift for the "Mr." too now wouldn't it??? Thanks Howie for this thread (BJ in the mail to ya ) Happy Birthday my fellow May 31st babies! Lisa (aka Mrs. Jones according to Miles )

Can I send ya dirty pictures and we can do it online?????

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 31 2005, 08:12 PM

T M I man...

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:15 PM

QUOTE

Can I send ya dirty pictures and we can do it online?????

Will the man never stop trying to hit on my women???

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:16 PM

Oh please...not on line....all it will do is gum up the server.

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:17 PM

Yer assuming that I can even get my "equipment" to work.....

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:20 PM

QUOTE ("Z" @ May 31 2005, 07:17 PM)

Yer assuming that I can even get my "equipment" to work.....

Yeah, you should be arrested for "attempted assault with a dead weapon"!

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 31 2005, 08:22 PM

what do servers and women have in common with Z???

neither will go down on him

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:27 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ May 31 2005, 07:22 PM)

what do servers and women have in common with Z??? neither will go down on him

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:28 PM

Like you've ever had a blow job Birthday Boy...

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:28 PM

what do servers and women have in common with Z???

neither will go down on him
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Yeah...none of them have big enuff mouffs....

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:30 PM

and...

it should be:

What's the difference between a server and a woman? A server will go down on "Z".

(this is kinda fun!)

Posted by: Aaron Cox May 31 2005, 08:33 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 07:28 PM)

Like you've ever had a blow job Birthday Boy...

thats what Bdays are for

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:35 PM

Oh this thread is going into the toilet fast....about time for the self appointed list nazis to show up....

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:36 PM

From a woman... A W-O-M-A-N Aaron.

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:37 PM

Howz the goat Utahboy?

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 08:38 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 07:15 PM)

QUOTE Can I send ya dirty pictures and we can do it online????? Will the man never stop trying to hit on my women???

Oh it's good to be "lusted" after on my birthday!

You know.....I'm wearing my birthday suit right now!

Lisa

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:38 PM

I'm tall'n ya Zipperhead, ya better leaver her outta this

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:39 PM

According to A-Aron Admin, "Z's" equipment is like his beer........flat.......

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:39 PM

QUOTE

You know.....I'm wearing my birthday suit right now!

Ya blew it with that one, 915 posts now

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:42 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 06:38 PM)

I'm tall'n ya Zipperhead, ya better leaver her outta this

Anybody ever tell ya that goat is a guygoat?

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:43 PM

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 31 2005, 07:38 PM)

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 07:15 PM) QUOTE Can I send ya dirty pictures and we can do it online????? Will the man never stop trying to hit on my women??? Oh it's good to be "lusted" after on my birthday! You know.....I'm wearing my birthday suit right now! Lisa

That is just frightening...........I hope you ironed it to get the wrinkles out.

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:45 PM

Nice guy Pillsbury Doughboy.....

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:45 PM

QUOTE

Anybody ever tell ya that goat is a guygoat?

He doesn't mind...

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 08:48 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 06:45 PM)

QUOTE Anybody ever tell ya that goat is a guygoat? He doesn't mind...

Who be the pitcher and who be the catcher?

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 08:53 PM

[QUOTE=SLITS,May 31 2005, 07:43 PM]

You know.....I'm wearing my birthday suit right now!

Lisa [/QUOTE]
That is just frightening...........I hope you ironed it to get the wrinkles out.[/QUOTE]


I have no wrinkles in my "birthday suit", RON!!!!!

Just a few laugh lines on my face....actually they are frown lines
about now!

Lisa

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 08:56 PM

QUOTE ("Z" @ May 31 2005, 07:45 PM)

Nice guy Pillsbury Doughboy.....

"Z" You da man!
Thanks

Lisa

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 08:59 PM

Gasp....."K" & "Z" ganging up on "S"......... .......no problem.

Posted by: Eric_Shea May 31 2005, 08:59 PM

QUOTE

Who be the pitcher and who be the catcher?

Watch the video...

I absolutely "love" that suit of yours Mrs.

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 08:59 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ May 31 2005, 07:39 PM)

QUOTE You know.....I'm wearing my birthday suit right now! Ya blew it with that one, 915 posts now

Actually I did say in the "914th" post that is was just that

As for pictures.....how's this one???



Attached image(s)

Posted by: 914fire May 31 2005, 09:00 PM

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 09:06 PM

Daaaaaamnnnn Lisa, you're gettin' real good with Photoshop...........



















The fish were a lot smaller when I first saw the image!

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 09:11 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ May 31 2005, 08:06 PM)

Daaaaaamnnnn Lisa, you're gettin' real good with Photoshop........... The fish were a lot smaller when I first saw the image!

Shea did it for me....

Posted by: 914fire May 31 2005, 09:13 PM

How do we know the pic isnt real ?

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 09:15 PM

Exactly!

Lisa

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 09:16 PM

A gentleman never tells.....................................





Only a groper knows

Posted by: SLITS May 31 2005, 09:19 PM

And Happy Birthday to you all...............

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 09:22 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ May 31 2005, 08:16 PM)

A gentleman never tells..................................... Only a groper knows

Hey are you talkin' about "Z" again????

Lisa

Posted by: ! May 31 2005, 09:33 PM

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you o-ra-lise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

NOW ..... THAT..... IS A B-DAY TUNE......

Posted by: redshift May 31 2005, 09:42 PM

LMAO all of you.

(Especially Eric's editorial of Aaron's intellectual property.)


M

Posted by: Dr. Roger May 31 2005, 11:05 PM

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 31 2005, 05:52 PM)

In honor of my birthday, this is my "914th" post I'll take that sloppy kiss from Yaroooon anytime In reference to A-aron and I having a connection....we actually are twins separated at birth...30 years apart In agreement with "Z"....I'd like to get laid...but I guess that would be a nice gift for the "Mr." too now wouldn't it??? Thanks Howie for this thread (BJ in the mail to ya ) Happy Birthday my fellow May 31st babies! Lisa (aka Mrs. Jones according to Miles )

Geeez,
I get home and what's this thread gone to??? The toilet. Cool =-)

As for Lisa, aka Mrs. Jones according to Miles ) I'd rather you be my Mrs Robinson.......

Hey, I'm younger (41) and I'm sure I can be taught thing or two .... How to be naughty or nice. Or Wait..... I'm going to stop while I'm ahead...... Happy B day.

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 11:30 PM

Roger...you crack me up!

"Mrs. Robinson"

Posted by: Mrs. K May 31 2005, 11:35 PM

QUOTE ("*" @ May 31 2005, 08:33 PM)

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play till we're blown away. NOW ..... THAT..... IS A B-DAY TUNE......

Mmmmmm......would that be in the key of maybe...."G"

Lisa (aka Mrs. Jones/Robinson )

Posted by: Dr. Roger May 31 2005, 11:46 PM

QUOTE (Mrs. K @ May 31 2005, 09:35 PM)

QUOTE ("*" @ May 31 2005, 08:33 PM) Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me away. Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places And play till we're blown away. NOW ..... THAT..... IS A B-DAY TUNE...... Mmmmmm......would that be in the key of maybe...."G" Lisa (aka Mrs. Jones/Robinson )

Mrs. K/Robinson, You know the key of "G" can only be reached with a long tongue or a little helper......
Good grief, how low will we go???

Posted by: neo914-6 May 31 2005, 11:56 PM

Happy Birthday Lisa!

Hope a 914 follows you home soon...

HB to the rest....

you too Aaron, you're mighty clever for your age

Posted by: Brando Jun 1 2005, 01:13 AM

Happy burfdey everyone!