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Posted by: Jeroen Jul 13 2003, 07:05 PM

I just got home from (another) late night at the office (01.00 in the morning)
My wife was in the garage (WTF!?) and she completely cleaned the place!!!
I better buy her some flowers tomorrow

cheers,

Jeroen
I hope I can still find all my parts I had scattered all over the place

Posted by: URY914 Jul 13 2003, 07:12 PM

My wife won't go in the garage.
Which isn't such a bad thing.

Paul

Posted by: SirAndy Jul 13 2003, 10:19 PM

i don't have a garage

Posted by: VegasRacer Jul 13 2003, 10:23 PM

I don't have a wife.

Posted by: Qarl Jul 13 2003, 10:40 PM

My living room is part of my garage... and my wife still doesn't clean it!


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Posted by: Bruce Allert Jul 13 2003, 11:34 PM

I just got a 3 bay carport and a Big F*ing Shop that my wife goes into to make her dog training stuff so while I'm tinkering on the Punkin she's cruz'n right along side We share the bench, vice, drill press..... table saw beer.....
hey! that's my beer and clean up yer mess Oh, ya, that's my mess
bruce

Posted by: SirAndy Jul 13 2003, 11:55 PM

now that sounds more like my house (and wife)

she brought more powertools into this marriage that i have ever seen outside of home-depot.
gotta love a girrrrl with power-tools!

Andy

Posted by: serge914 Jul 14 2003, 07:07 AM

Jeroen

I just want to let you know that both time that my wife got pregnant she did a huge clean-up of the whole house. This has something to do whit the hormones......

Posted by: Drums66 Jul 14 2003, 08:45 AM

Hey...my wife and I co-exist in the garage since we both have things to do in it! It's like dancing.....we do the bump..the twist......we brought back the Jerk..nothing like togetherness

Posted by: Rouser Jul 14 2003, 07:43 PM

My wife avoids the garage ... she says, "That's where the Red Time-Sucking Whore From Hell lives, and we don't get along."

"Ladies ... please; can't you two just share me?"

Posted by: Dad Roberts Jul 14 2003, 07:48 PM

Andy........I spose all her POWER tools are BATTERY operated?? ......sorry.....couldn't resist...

Posted by: Bruce Allert Jul 14 2003, 08:03 PM

SCORE
bruce

Posted by: SirAndy Jul 14 2003, 10:02 PM

she doesn't keep those in the garage. they're actually right next to the bed, together with the porn (yes, she likes girls too!) and the lube ...

want any more details?

Andy

Posted by: tmp914 Jul 15 2003, 01:00 PM

how about some pics

Posted by: Bruce Allert Jul 15 2003, 02:06 PM

Tom, what is the picture of you're using as your avitar? It looks real interesting. I can't tell if there is someone sliding down that stream of ??? onto the hood of the 914 can you display it bigger for us?
bruce

Posted by: Jenny Jul 15 2003, 02:20 PM

It's jesus holding on for dear life.

Jen

Posted by: Part Pricer Jul 15 2003, 02:23 PM

Posted by: tmp914 Jul 15 2003, 02:23 PM

Its Jesus hangin on with all the massive G's


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Posted by: Steve Thacker Jul 15 2003, 02:30 PM

Looks like a person hanging onto a cross? Did a warp speed burst pull Jesus off the front? LOL.

A druck was following the preacher one day up the road all of a sudden the preacher runs off the road and plants his car into the ditch. The drunk staggers out of his car over to the preacher's.

Drunk: Preacherrrr are you *hick* errr OK?!!!...*hick*

Preacher: Why yes my son! The good lord... is riding with me!

Drunk: Preacherrrr I think you better *hick* let him ride with me*burp* before you kill him....

Posted by: Steve Thacker Jul 15 2003, 02:31 PM

I was just a wee bit too slow on my response, already posted while I was typing LOL

Posted by: Qarl Jul 15 2003, 02:52 PM

Jesus loves Porsche cars...

http://www.datejesus.com/multimedia/jesus_porsche.mov

For some reall funny laughts... go to...

http://www.datejesus.com

He USED to own www.jesus.com, but I guest he lost some battle with the Pope or something.

(This post isn't meant to offend anyone. I apologize if it does. However, I think must of us refer to the Lord when working on our teeners. Jesus! these stupid valves won't adjust. Oh GOD!... what is this extra washer for, etc.)

Posted by: drew365 Jul 15 2003, 07:55 PM

Not to throw cold water on Jeroen's lovely sentiment, but the name of the thread reminds me of a song by the Generators.
First line: I love my wife, she told me so
Name of song: Pussy Whipped

Posted by: Gint Jul 15 2003, 08:45 PM

My wife is a blonde mechanical engineer.... I still don't let her in the garage.