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Posted by: URY914 Jul 31 2005, 08:42 PM
I found this on another forum. It's a C-GT that ended up in a ditch at a I-95 off ramp in South Florida. I know it looks fake but there are other photos with this one so I think it is real.
OK, chime in. A 914Club membership is yours if you win.
Good luck!!! 
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Posted by: degreeoff Jul 31 2005, 08:47 PM
"owners manual"
-under the heading "jacking up the car"
- what to do if "jack is lost or stolen"
Josh
Posted by: CptTripps Jul 31 2005, 08:49 PM
They quoted me $500,000 for a bridge, so I found a way to do it for $440,000!
Posted by: URY914 Jul 31 2005, 08:50 PM
Miles, where are you?
Why haven't you posted?
Posted by: sean_v8_914 Jul 31 2005, 08:50 PM
all money, no skills. this is how most supercars end up. HP driving school should be a pre-purchase requirement
Posted by: drew365 Jul 31 2005, 08:51 PM
For Sale; 2005 Porsche Tractor, fast but won't cut grass worth a damn. Will trade for John Deere.
Posted by: DblDog Jul 31 2005, 08:53 PM
There...now we can change the oil!
Posted by: goose2 Jul 31 2005, 09:09 PM
"500 grand and I don't get 4 wheel drive?"
Posted by: cha914 Jul 31 2005, 09:12 PM
well ... at least we know the longs are solid
Posted by: ws91420 Jul 31 2005, 09:14 PM
Damn I hate it when I try to park after having to many rum runners.
Posted by: Demick Jul 31 2005, 09:16 PM
Oops. Thought I was driving the Cayenne.
Posted by: 72914S Jul 31 2005, 09:16 PM
How about "Hold my BEER and watch this" 
Posted by: ! Jul 31 2005, 09:17 PM
Alternative to the Dave's Big Butt Test.....
Posted by: markb Jul 31 2005, 09:21 PM
You SAID turn right here!
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jul 31 2005, 09:29 PM
i shouldnt have turned off traction control.....
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jul 31 2005, 09:30 PM
CGT parts car spotted off I95 
Posted by: redshift Jul 31 2005, 09:32 PM
Carrera GT: The Bridge Building Porsche
I know you are all wondering if thses things suck, as bad as it appears.. for every picture I see of a shiny, brand new, undriven one, I see two pictures of undriveable suspension donors..
M
Posted by: grantsfo Jul 31 2005, 09:37 PM
The dealer told me this car had PASM!
Posted by: Andyrew Jul 31 2005, 09:45 PM
His mother in law drives an impalla.
Posted by: jonwatts Jul 31 2005, 09:55 PM
"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen."
Posted by: Hawktel Jul 31 2005, 10:05 PM
Yep, 58 payments to go.
Posted by: bondo Jul 31 2005, 10:07 PM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 08:55 PM) |
| "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." |
Posted by: redshift Jul 31 2005, 10:09 PM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 11:55 PM) |
| "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." |
hahahahahaha
Posted by: SirAndy Jul 31 2005, 10:21 PM
| QUOTE (redshift @ Jul 31 2005, 09:09 PM) | ||
hahahahahaha |
i think we got a winner!
Andy
Posted by: Carl Jul 31 2005, 10:31 PM
Here's a few:
Palm Won
Mickey Mouse Grand Prix
Ditch Witch
Instructions say "Turn right, first opportunity"
Posted by: Maltese Falcon Jul 31 2005, 10:44 PM
The new Michael Bay TV reality show "Do you want to be a Valet Parking Dude?"
Posted by: LvSteveH Jul 31 2005, 11:25 PM
The real question is...... will that show up on a Carfax???? I'm guessing anyone rich enough to afford one can also afford the luxery of selling it so they don't have to be reminded of doing something so stupid.
Oh, and I've got to agree with Andy for the winner:
"Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." 
Posted by: sean_v8_914 Aug 1 2005, 12:43 AM
will those brakes fit on my 914?
Posted by: Jeroen Aug 1 2005, 04:39 AM
| QUOTE |
| "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." |
how to perform a "big butt test" on a carbon fibre chassis...
Posted by: LongARM Aug 1 2005, 06:29 AM
For Sale .....
Nice lawn ornament, cheap best offer... 
Posted by: iamchappy Aug 1 2005, 06:36 AM
Safer Jack Stands
Posted by: pastordavid Aug 1 2005, 06:37 AM
OOh!! Hot Coffee! Hot Coffee!
Posted by: tat2dphreak Aug 1 2005, 07:22 AM
| QUOTE (SirAndy @ Jul 31 2005, 11:21 PM) | ||||
i think we got a winner! Andy |
that is the best!
Posted by: Joe Ricard Aug 1 2005, 07:22 AM
Just so happens I was at the Porsche Dealer this weekend. in the show room was a GT. Sweet! The sales guy and I were talking about all the wrecked GT's around the country which happens to be ALOT.
Give a rich dip shit a world class super car and what do you expect.
Those things are way to fast for nearly 99.9 % of the population.
The doors on the on the one in the showroom were locked and he wasn't going to open it either.
Posted by: mharrison Aug 1 2005, 07:25 AM
I was sure the secret entrance to the Bat Cave was just to the right of that palm tree...... or was it to the left?
Posted by: Ferg Aug 1 2005, 08:05 AM
"that's the last time I try and hang with a 914 on a onramp"
Ferg
Posted by: phantom914 Aug 1 2005, 08:10 AM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 07:55 PM) |
| "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." |
Andrew
Posted by: Pudge Aug 1 2005, 08:36 AM
Hun, the dealer told me this car flies!
Posted by: Rotten Robby Aug 1 2005, 08:51 AM
"I said LEFT you idiot" or
"Umm Mr. Gates, you didn't ask for towing insurance..." or
"Little Richie Rich proved once again today that drivers training should be done in Chevettes. After narrowly missing the Millers cat he spun 74 times and ended up in the ditch just off County Road 42. His father Senator Rich introduced an emergency bill to outlaw cats. And thats your six o-clock news...
Posted by: dflesburg Aug 1 2005, 09:20 AM
Last time I did this to a car the snow was on the ground, but since I won the lottery,
the car is prettier and the snow is up my nose...
Posted by: johnmhudson111 Aug 1 2005, 09:23 AM
Um, is this covered under the warranty?
Um, Mr. Johnson, the valet has had a small problem parking your car.
Dear dad,
I am writing you to tell you I have run away and joined the foreign legion. I know this is is comming as a surprise to you but I feel it is for the best.
Your Son
P.S. I left your new car at....
Fritz, having a flashback to his days in the army, test his new panzer's off road abiities...
Beers and happy Monday....
Posted by: wilchek Aug 1 2005, 09:45 AM
The governement relalized that it was cheaper to buy the "porsche gt tempoary bridge" then to use the normal supplier.
Posted by: Carl Aug 1 2005, 10:22 AM
Having failed at Indy, Porsche redesigns the plow.
Posted by: neo914-6 Aug 1 2005, 11:13 AM
"Well I walk on fire already so I thought..."
Posted by: redshift Aug 1 2005, 12:10 PM
Thanks you for using OnStar, how can we help you today?
Uhhh...
Sir, are you ok?
Uhh.. mm yeah.. uhh.. I wrecked..
Sir, is everyone ok.
Yeah, I wrecked 2 houses.
Sir?
My car. It's worth 2 houses, and I just wrecked it.
It's worth two houses? HUD houses?
No, like medium expensive tract houses, in like Iowa.
Whoa, Sir! What happened?
I dunno, I guess the on-board navigation thought the turn was a little tighter..
Hmm.. ok, well what can I do for you today?
Hmm.... I just saw people taking pictures of my accident. I need these people eleminated, and I need the evidence destroyed.
Sir, are you asking me to take part in a conspiracy to cover up your poor judgement?
... hmm... yes.
Posted by: Carl Aug 1 2005, 01:28 PM
Seeking its elusive fourth product line, Porsche follows Honda into lawnmowers.
Posted by: ClayPerrine Aug 1 2005, 01:50 PM
Miles is now looking for new employment after losing his valet parking job.
Posted by: ematulac Aug 1 2005, 02:32 PM
| QUOTE (jonwatts @ Jul 31 2005, 08:55 PM) |
| "Well thanks for the test drive, Jeroen." |
Winner!
Posted by: SGB Aug 1 2005, 02:47 PM
"I'm getting different tires on the next one!"
Posted by: sjhowitson Aug 1 2005, 04:02 PM
HI Dad..How is the vacation going?
Yes I' doing my homework...and I watered the plants.
How's the car.....What...? I can't hear you..... Dam Cell phones
My Love to mom see you in a few days.
Bye
Posted by: DuckRyder Aug 1 2005, 08:21 PM
"Good tires....But certainly not Great tires..."
Posted by: URY914 Aug 1 2005, 08:29 PM
| QUOTE (DuckRyder @ Aug 1 2005, 06:21 PM) |
| "Good tires....But certainly not Great tires..." |
Great quote! I remember it from a Road and Track where a guy is standing with his Lambo in the background and he has slid off a mountain road.
Posted by: Foster Aug 1 2005, 08:46 PM
Lawn ornaments of the Redneck Rich & Famous.
Posted by: Dr Evil Aug 1 2005, 09:52 PM
Balls!? I don't see any balls hanging from there, do you? (must be a female car 
)
Posted by: mack914 Aug 2 2005, 05:54 AM
"I told you I knew of a little out of the way spot," what was your name again?" 
Posted by: Thomas J Bliznik Aug 2 2005, 07:15 AM
I do my own oil changes.
Tom
Posted by: DuckRyder Aug 2 2005, 05:21 PM
| QUOTE (URY914 @ Aug 1 2005, 10:29 PM) | ||
Great quote! I remember it from a Road and Track where a guy is standing with his Lambo in the background and he has slid off a mountain road. |
Yep, cracks me up everytime I see it!!!
I was thinking it was a 308, guys standing in the snow smoking a pipe.........
Posted by: Howard Aug 2 2005, 06:27 PM
Told ya we shouldn't have run with the Michelins.
Posted by: jimtab Aug 2 2005, 06:35 PM
| QUOTE (URY914 @ Jul 31 2005, 06:42 PM) |
| I found this on another forum. It's a C-GT that ended up in a ditch at a I-95 off ramp in South Florida. I know it looks fake but there are other photos with this one so I think it is real. OK, chime in. A 914Club membership is yours if you win. Good luck!!! |
And a river runs through it......
Posted by: scotty b Aug 2 2005, 06:40 PM
You said left, right?
Right.
Right?
NO LEF'F'F'F'F'F'F'.................t
Oh...........
Shit................ 
Posted by: ken914 Aug 2 2005, 06:48 PM
"Damn ground hog, I'll get you next time!!!"
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