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Posted by: swood Aug 10 2005, 05:19 PM

This guy is my brothers co-workers boyfriend and she feels sorry for him because no one is bidding on his...ratail...

Some of us are going to bid it up just for chuckles. Can't imagine no one is interested... Love to see this one go fer big bucks.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Wars-Padawan-learner-rat-tail-REAL-HAIR_W0QQitemZ5227587791QQcategoryZ154QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Posted by: redshift Aug 10 2005, 05:29 PM

Posted by: swood Aug 10 2005, 05:56 PM

QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 10 2005, 03:29 PM)

You know you want it.




Wait...don't you have a big outta control fro? Or was that photo of you behind that banner decieving?

Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Aug 10 2005, 05:59 PM

Hey, I'll take the guy it's attached to!!!

Posted by: MikeP Aug 10 2005, 06:31 PM

Man, I thought I'd seen some weird shit, but whoa......I mean WHOA. That about takes the cake.

Posted by: soloracer Aug 10 2005, 06:47 PM

I'm not going to bid on it as I really don't want the negative feedback. For those who think he wouldn't leave negative feedback go ahead but remember he is selling his own "Star Wars" hair on e-bay. I can't believe the guy is all there. However, it might be fun to make him answer all kinds of stupid questions about it though. I went for the transplant angle. Can anyone else come up with anything?

Posted by: Mueller Aug 10 2005, 06:56 PM

He could make more money if he offered to let someone:
cut it off or burn it off (while still attached )

maybe I'm sick in the head, but goofy stuff like that makes me want to walk up and cut it off.......

Posted by: mack914 Aug 10 2005, 07:38 PM

This guy has "ottobin hair"










"ought have been" on a rats ass.

Posted by: redshift Aug 10 2005, 08:08 PM

QUOTE (swood @ Aug 10 2005, 07:56 PM)

QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 10 2005, 03:29 PM) You know you want it. Wait...don't you have a big outta control fro? Or was that photo of you behind that banner decieving?

.... anyways...

Let Lyressa have him, and decide what to do with the hair, the Star Wars VHS tapes, and the cardboard light sabres.




M

Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Aug 11 2005, 09:04 AM

QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 10 2005, 06:08 PM)

QUOTE (swood @ Aug 10 2005, 07:56 PM) QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 10 2005, 03:29 PM) You know you want it. Wait...don't you have a big outta control fro? Or was that photo of you behind that banner decieving? .... anyways... Let Lyressa have him, and decide what to do with the hair, the Star Wars VHS tapes, and the cardboard light sabres. M

Oh, I could think of things to do with him.

Posted by: itsa914 Aug 11 2005, 10:27 AM

WTF If he really wanted to do something good with his hair, grow it out and donate it to http://www.locksoflove.org/ for hairpieces made for kids that have lost their hair due to medical issue or treatments.

Posted by: bd1308 Aug 11 2005, 10:29 AM

i want to do that someday....

Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Aug 11 2005, 11:10 AM

QUOTE (James Thomlinson @ Aug 11 2005, 07:58 AM)

QUOTE (Lyressa Roberts @ Aug 10 2005, 03:59 PM) Hey, I'll take the guy it's attached to!!! Is that adjusted for your league? Be an idealist and aim higher. Here, browse around http://www.celebritymalemodels.com (but stay away from the gorillas).

That Travis Fimmel is cute (Yum)...but too young...

Posted by: Jenny Aug 11 2005, 11:36 AM

I think the ebay guy looks kinda like or own Nathan. But brunette. Maybe it's just me.

The calvin klein / armani models always look too pretty. I could never date a guy prettier than me. Call it vanity.

Jen

Posted by: morphenspectra Aug 11 2005, 12:08 PM

I'm sure all those hot male models are all gay or taken

HIEDI

Posted by: Lyressa Roberts Aug 11 2005, 12:24 PM

They may be gay and unobtainable, but boy aren't they nice to look at?

Posted by: redshift Aug 11 2005, 12:27 PM

Again:

hehehe


M

Posted by: soloracer Aug 11 2005, 02:09 PM

QUOTE (Jenny @ Aug 11 2005, 09:36 AM)

I think the ebay guy looks kinda like or own Nathan. But brunette. Maybe it's just me. The calvin klein / armani models always look too pretty. I could never date a guy prettier than me. Call it vanity. Jen

HELLOOO LADIES....If that's the case I'm the RIGHT guy for you. How's Saturday for you?

Posted by: scottb Aug 11 2005, 03:12 PM

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Upon successful bid, I will personally, and ritualistically, cut it off while it is in a tight braid (to hold it together). I will secure each end with a discrete rubber band to hold everything in place during transport. I will then ship it to you promptly after it is dismembered. The cutting event will likely be a small ceremonial event with close friends and family present. Pictures will be captured during the dismembering.

this guy seems to take his star wars hair a bit too seriously. a ceremony with friends and family to "dismember" the braid? and pictures too!? hell, it could be worth winning just to get the pics of the "ceremony" and then post them here and make fun of it.....

oh wait, that was mean.

Posted by: redshift Aug 11 2005, 03:25 PM

I have some nail trimmings I have been collecting.


M

Posted by: scottb Aug 11 2005, 03:41 PM

QUOTE (redshift @ Aug 11 2005, 04:25 PM)

I have some nail trimmings I have been collecting. M

now if you removed your clippings during a ritual ceremony involving friends, family and farm animals, along with providing photographic evidence of the event, you may just have a viable auction on your hands!

Posted by: swood Aug 14 2005, 11:12 PM

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Hello, Congratulations on winning my rat tail. It's been fun sporting a rat tail, but it's time to give it up and pass it on to someone else. Please let me know how you would like to pay for the item. As soon as I hear back from you, I will package it up and get it ready for shipping. Thx, Ben

Oh brother. I think I'm being hazed. THis guy really thinks this dang thing is cool. I'm man enough to admit I bought it on behalf of my brother, but there is no way I'm having it shipped to my house.

Who wants it? Might be a good opportunity for a prank gift for someone.

Posted by: redshift Aug 15 2005, 05:44 AM