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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ OT: Holiday Wish

Posted by: TROJANMAN Dec 20 2005, 10:47 PM

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

that should just about cover it............................

Posted by: Joe Sharp Dec 20 2005, 10:53 PM

Holly Shit, no thats not correct, now I don't know how to reply correctly.
:PERMAGRIN: Joe

Posted by: Lou W Dec 20 2005, 10:56 PM

Why are you wishing this to us at this time of the year....what are your real intentions?????? "we" are on to you.

Posted by: SLITS Dec 20 2005, 10:57 PM

I do......

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THE HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS

mmeffinnpoliticocorrectbullshit

Posted by: TROJANMAN Dec 20 2005, 11:08 PM

merry christmas

Posted by: dmenche914 Dec 20 2005, 11:09 PM

America IS greater than anyother nation. There is no gender nuetral, men are men, women are women. Perverts just can't figure it out. and I hate winter solstice, too damn dark and cold.

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: MW 914 Dec 20 2005, 11:20 PM

Look....I don't know what all of this politically correct bullshit is about but I DO know that I have been really good and Santa had better bring me a friggin' six conversion. If not -

Posted by: TROJANMAN Dec 20 2005, 11:30 PM

couple of nice ones for sale right now in the classified section. cheap too.