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Posted by: Howard Feb 12 2006, 11:40 AM

OK, would like to recognize a member whose unfailing sense of humor, supply of parts and 914 knowledge has helped so many of us. I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Since he will be unable to defend himself, please post your favorite story/picture/joke about the old one so he has something fun to read when he gets back.

Posted by: Gint Feb 12 2006, 11:45 AM

I can't post my favorite SLITS pic. It's not PG-13. Big shock huh?

Posted by: Gint Feb 12 2006, 11:55 AM

Here ya go.

Hi Ron!


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Posted by: Aaron Cox Feb 12 2006, 11:57 AM

ROFL - roast slits day!


ok.. since he wont be reading this today..... (i can delete it by the time he comes back)
the dude goes out of his way to help. ive dismounted and mounted liek 15 sets of wheels at his work.... and recieved many a part for free.

he can dish the jokes.....but he can take em too....

Posted by: Headrage Feb 12 2006, 11:59 AM

QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 12 2006, 09:40 AM)

I have it on good authority that Ron will be on the road today, taking a truck full of stuff to AZ and returning with more illegals.

Yep, leaving today and coming back on Wednesday.

That gives us 3 full days to plot openly.

Posted by: Grimstead Feb 12 2006, 12:01 PM

I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him)

But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer.


Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Feb 12 2006, 12:08 PM

the original joke from the last BBQ

"hey ron, how was the drive down from brokeback mountain...."



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Posted by: Aaron Cox Feb 12 2006, 12:10 PM

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Feb 12 2006, 11:01 AM)

I don't have any pictures to offer (they all seam to burst in flames when I try to take one of him) But I can tell how I like to think of him. For me, I will always think of him as Yoda (a little taller but around the same age, with all the 914 knowledge one would expect) with a really bad taste in beer. Also, out of all the people I know, he is one of them.

OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




im cryin over here..... thats FUNNY!

Posted by: shaggy Feb 12 2006, 01:25 PM

as hes coming to AZ today hes bringing me parts for my 2.0!

in november when i cross-threaded my oil filter
he sent out two oil filter mounts in about a week (even before i had the engine pulled)
w/o that id still be looking through 20th street trying to find a good one now

thanks ron
-jim

Posted by: Toast Feb 12 2006, 01:45 PM

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Posted by: messix Feb 12 2006, 01:56 PM

this ain't no roast.

rons so old that adam was the one who curcumsized him by kicking eve in the chin when he caught them together!

Posted by: Brando Feb 12 2006, 02:00 PM

QUOTE (Toast @ Feb 12 2006, 11:45 AM)

Is that Ron besides himself? Twice?

Posted by: MattR Feb 12 2006, 02:01 PM

I thought the purpose of the 914club was to roast slits!?!

Posted by: alpha434 Feb 12 2006, 02:08 PM

Is this smiley appropriate here?

Posted by: messix Feb 12 2006, 02:10 PM

QUOTE (alpha434 @ Feb 12 2006, 01:08 PM)

Is this smiley appropriate here?

no. now go back to chippin' ti

Posted by: Howard Feb 12 2006, 02:21 PM

Ron is shy, and humility prevents him from bragging. So I looked him up:

http://www.ronmeier.com/
Noted Realtor

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php3?encode=TRUE&pid=21311
Hockey Pro

http://www.winonapost.com/archive/www/070903/2news.html
Fast Food Mogul

http://www.ibdb.com/person.asp?ID=84725
Broadway Star (figures)

http://www.academybiznet.org/VietnamMemorial.html
War Hero

http://www.gi.alaska.edu/pipermail/gi-staff/2004-April/000010.html
Alaskan University Credits

And my Personal Favorite: Military Sexual Harassment
http://www.militarycorruption.com/capers30.htm

Excerpt:
The Army and Carlisle Barracks can heave a sigh of relief. It would have been mighty uncomfortable for the HERO OF GRENADA and PATHETIC BOBBY to be up there on the witness stand “under oath” and have to admit to all the hypocrisy and misconduct that took place on their watch.
In fact, in the above story, we revealed that Chilcoat offered Barbara Vanner, who worked on post as an employee assistance programmer, $50,000 to “go away” when she first lodged sex harassment charges against Chilcoat “favorite,” Ron Meier, former boss of the Directorate of Personnel and Community Activities (DPCA). Can you spell attempted “B-R-I-B-E,” boys and girls?

Posted by: TROJANMAN Feb 12 2006, 02:42 PM

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Posted by: seanery Feb 12 2006, 03:01 PM

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity. I was looking for some brake calipers. He said he had a set sitting around and sent them to me. When I got them I asked about payment and he said something in manner of "thanks, but no" I know I'm not alone...he's a great guy.

Posted by: Flat VW Feb 12 2006, 06:05 PM

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=45496&hl=anthony+hopkins

Posted by: VegasRacer Feb 12 2006, 08:29 PM

QUOTE (Brando @ Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM)

Is that Ron besides himself?

NO.































THIS IS.


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Posted by: Aaron Cox Feb 12 2006, 08:39 PM

ron looks decent in blue....

Posted by: dlo914 Feb 12 2006, 09:30 PM

QUOTE (seanery @ Feb 12 2006, 01:01 PM)

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity. I was looking for some brake calipers. He said he had a set sitting around and sent them to me. When I got them I asked about payment and he said something in manner of "thanks, but no" I know I'm not alone...he's a great guy.

he did the same for me, i PM'd him how much. And he never replied. Swell guy!

Posted by: dlo914 Feb 12 2006, 09:31 PM

QUOTE (VegasRacer @ Feb 12 2006, 06:29 PM)

QUOTE (Brando @ Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM) Is that Ron besides himself? NO. THIS IS.

Slits n Shits? yea one can mistaken hehe jk!

Posted by: redshift Feb 12 2006, 09:33 PM

LMAO!!

Ron, you goat banging, porta-toilet resembling, burro toucher!



M

Posted by: Grimstead Feb 12 2006, 09:53 PM

Okay, now I’m getting confused. Are we talking about Slits or Ron?


Slits is a Crusty ole Fart Monster with pinky toes for taste buds. And I have reliable information that he was part of the Spanish Inquisition.



Ron on the other hand is just dreamy


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Posted by: Headrage Feb 13 2006, 08:49 AM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Feb 12 2006, 06:39 PM)

ron looks decent in blue....

Movies that is...

Posted by: ClayPerrine Feb 13 2006, 10:57 AM

QUOTE (Toast @ Feb 12 2006, 01:45 PM)

Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!!









Got all 3 of them at once......

Posted by: goose2 Feb 13 2006, 11:30 AM

QUOTE

Ron's a great guy, I know there are several of us here who have been recipients of his generosity.

Posted by: redshift Feb 13 2006, 11:32 AM

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM)

Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!!

I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed.



M

Posted by: Flat VW Feb 13 2006, 12:48 PM

I get kinda http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/melancholy when he is gone.


John

Posted by: Grimstead Feb 13 2006, 01:03 PM

QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 13 2006, 09:32 AM)

I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed. M

Sorry Miles, I had to bump that meeting to 1pm. I have some staffing concerns that need to ba taken care of ASAP.

Posted by: ClayPerrine Feb 13 2006, 02:11 PM

QUOTE (redshift @ Feb 13 2006, 11:32 AM)

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:57 PM) Actually, this is Slits.... with MikeZ and Miles!!! I have a production meeting with Satan at 3pm, you will be discussed. M

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

Posted by: Paul Illick Feb 13 2006, 02:22 PM

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:11 PM)

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

Me too, and it's easy. All I have to do is take my car off the jack stands...

Posted by: markb Feb 13 2006, 02:43 PM

QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Feb 13 2006, 12:11 PM)

Remember .... I know how to summon "HIM".........

The first thing I thought of when I read this was Dom Deluise in Cannonball.....

Posted by: MW 914 Feb 13 2006, 05:33 PM

He is here in AZ? Where? We at least owe him a drink while he is here.

Posted by: Howard Feb 13 2006, 05:37 PM

QUOTE (MW 914 @ Feb 13 2006, 03:33 PM)

He is here in AZ? Where? We at least owe him a drink while he is here.

Uh, it's never one drink with Ron

Posted by: Flat VW Feb 14 2006, 10:50 AM

Well, just WHERE is the boy?

My entire back patio is covered with disassembled engine bits, ALL RON"S IDEA, and Shaggy's doing!

Thanks pal........

When I look out back, I feel as if I am living in the Sanford and Son house without Sanford.


Believe it or not small pockets of Arizona DO have the internet now, I expected to hear from Minister of Teener Parts before this .

Probably up to his ears in corroded water pumps, leaky powersteering boxes and shorted alternators, while fighting off the black widow spiders and the scorpions.

Dude knows how to party.


John

Posted by: Grimstead Feb 14 2006, 08:18 PM

How about a SLITS is back bump?

See how much you were missed while you were gone?

Posted by: Flat VW Feb 14 2006, 09:47 PM

Posted by: Howard Feb 14 2006, 10:52 PM

And, he has enugh sense to stay out of the avatar threads. What a guy! Thanks for all the fsh and the relay board. See all y'all Saturday.