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Posted by: SLITS Mar 8 2006, 10:53 AM

It's that time of year for the Bi-Annual G&R (or if you prefer D&G&R) All 914 Rusty Parts Swapmeet and Animal Flesh Roasting. After serious consultation with a Palm Reader, Psychic and Tarot Card, it has been decided that APRIL 30,2006 shall be the date.

It will be held at The Recycler Core Company back parking lot.... 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA, 92507. Wanna map...google it yourself ya lazy bastards. Further information may be obtained by calling Ron (cell... (951) 751-3584 or Glenn (home... (951) 779-9146). Whether we answer or not is the question and knowing how cheap you guys are, you prolly wouldn't make a phone call anyway. So, email is (Ron) ronmeier at sbcglobal dot net and (Glenn) a914luvr at sbcglobal dot net.

Venue to include:

1.) Watching fine German parts rust before your eyes.

2.) Listening and trying to understand Thomas (one914racer) as he explains anything.

3.) The breakup of A-aron Admin's, MattR's, SKline's & "*"'s love tryst. Video available for $69.69.

4.) "The Darwin Boys" tell all...moderated by S. Charters, who nutz will be fried and stuffed down his throat while still attached to his body.

5.) The SMPD demonstrating why it takes 4 of them to turn on a siren. Instructional video available after the festivities.

6.) SKline's 6 hour disertation on why he didn't bring the Shalom.

7.) Por-15 Hootus coating and Fuch Clock making seminar by A-Aron Admin.

8.) Buying a full power engine for a kazillion dinares by JB.

9.) AutoX course around the dead school busses. 1st prize is a paint evaluation by Los Panchos.

10.) Mrs K's body will be on display, fully ironed.

11.) Viewing of Howie's Hose (still attached).

12.) Tystd1 trying to convince someone to let him work on their car and his seminar on "How to Leave Your Toolbox on a Street Curb so someone can steal it".

13.) Allan Moore's seminar on "How to build a beautiful and fast 914 only to trade it away for a useless 6 conversion and spend more money".

14.) New York's own "Richard Simmons" will be the Grand Marshall and will lick your parts for free.

Future events to be added as time permits. We are working on a mystery guest but as yet have been unable to dig him up and deodorize him.




It would be nice if one of my favorite Admins would stick, uhhh, this.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 8 2006, 10:57 AM

need me to bring anythang?

clock making seminar is cancelled due to declining enrollment

Posted by: skline Mar 8 2006, 11:40 AM

I refuse to make any comments and lower myself to your level of childish behavior for this event.

















what time will it be?

Posted by: SLITS Mar 8 2006, 12:14 PM

Glenn and I will be here at 6 AM.........maybe!

Aaron....just bring your rusty car parts

Scott .... uh, nevermind

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 8 2006, 12:28 PM

anyone got an LCD projector? do it on a wall in the shop and watch lemans

Posted by: SLITS Mar 8 2006, 12:40 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 8 2006, 11:28 AM)

anyone got an LCD projector? do it on a wall in the shop and watch lemans

I've done the childbirth thing....not something I would project on a wall, 'specially during the flesh roasting festival....

Posted by: Flat VW Mar 8 2006, 01:08 PM

Laurie and I and Lapuwali and Fiid and Tobra all have a http://www.alpine500.com/ that weekend?
Could you change the date?

John

Posted by: bd1308 Mar 8 2006, 01:11 PM

yeah, make it just a tad bit in may and "I" could be another mystery guest.

I'll bring miles.....and the goat.

b

Posted by: brant Mar 8 2006, 01:15 PM

fun...
fun...
fun...

funny!

brant

Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 10 2006, 10:14 AM

Please cancel this event. I won't be able to make it.

Posted by: Flat VW Mar 11 2006, 05:16 PM

QUOTE (Flat VW @ Mar 8 2006, 12:08 PM)

Laurie and I and Lapuwali and Fiid and Tobra all have a http://www.alpine500.com/ that weekend?  :driving:  :driving:  :driving:  :driving: Could you change the date? John

Yes Ron, like Eric said, can you please reschedule this thing for another time?

John

Posted by: SLITS Mar 12 2006, 12:44 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 10 2006, 09:14 AM)

Please cancel this event. I won't be able to make it.

Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date.

To bad you guys (& gals) can't make it. All those "rust free" So Cal parts go to the most deserving..the So Cal people.
















Glenn is the one who sets the date....I'll try to talk to him.

Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 12 2006, 01:30 PM

QUOTE

Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date.

Dearest Mr. Dickwad,

Just for that, I'm coming... with a wad of Yankee Cash!

I'm gonna buy every rust free teener and teener part I can find and store it in a 'lost warehouse' and only sell it to people from MI, WI, IL, IN and OH!!!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 12 2006, 01:32 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 12 2006, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date. Dearest Mr. Dickwad, Just for that, I'm coming... with a wad of Yankee Cash! I'm gonna buy every rust free teener and teener part I can find and store it in a 'lost warehouse' and only sell it to people from MI, WI, IL, IN and OH!!!

we dont have to sell em to ya!

(ok.. ill take 50 for my parts car...)

Posted by: Gint Mar 14 2006, 09:35 PM

I might have to show up and haul some more 914 cars/parts outa California.

Posted by: Joe Sharp Mar 15 2006, 07:59 AM

John, Eric and Mike, it would be nice to see you there.
:PERMAGRIN: Joe

Posted by: sean_v8_914 Mar 18 2006, 10:32 PM

slits said "bi-"

Posted by: SLITS Mar 19 2006, 03:13 PM

QUOTE (sean_v8_914 @ Mar 18 2006, 09:32 PM)

slits said "bi-"

We have a special area reserved just for you and the rest of the South County Flamers.

Posted by: Twystd1 Mar 20 2006, 02:33 AM

I am sorry to say I can't make it this year.

I will be at Ron's swap meet n Riverside.

Cause it really ain't a D&G... It really ain't Glenns either..

It's Ron's god dam swap meet and I choose to be there instead.

Hanging out with the clan. Being last man out. And pretending I know something... Purrrfect..

Clayton

Posted by: bd1308 Mar 20 2006, 02:54 AM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 12 2006, 01:30 PM)

QUOTE Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date. Dearest Mr. Dickwad, Just for that, I'm coming... with a wad of Yankee Cash! I'm gonna buy every rust free teener and teener part I can find and store it in a 'lost warehouse' and only sell it to people from MI, WI, IL, IN and OH!!!

no KY

b

Posted by: Headrage Mar 20 2006, 11:20 AM

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Mar 20 2006, 12:54 AM)

no KY b

I don't think there will be any KY available for purchase.

I've been to the last two and never saw any.

Posted by: Flat VW Mar 20 2006, 01:49 PM

QUOTE (Headrage @ Mar 20 2006, 10:20 AM)

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Mar 20 2006, 12:54 AM) no KY b I don't think there will be any KY available for purchase. I've been to the last two and never saw any.

Nope. only guys with KY had brought their own to share.


John

Posted by: oh no, not again! Mar 20 2006, 04:09 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 12 2006, 03:30 PM)

QUOTE Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date. Dearest Mr. Dickwad, Just for that, I'm coming... with a wad of Yankee Cash! I'm gonna buy every rust free teener and teener part I can find and store it in a 'lost warehouse' and only sell it to people from MI, WI, IL, IN and OH!!!

and, uh-hem, CT of course!

Posted by: SLITS Mar 20 2006, 04:18 PM

QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 12 2006, 12:30 PM)

QUOTE Which is one of the primary reasons we're holding it on that date. Dearest Mr. Dickwad, Just for that, I'm coming... with a wad of Yankee Cash! I'm gonna buy every rust free teener and teener part I can find and store it in a 'lost warehouse' and only sell it to people from MI, WI, IL, IN and OH!!!

Uhhhh, unfortunately I must inform you that this is SUTHERIN KALIFORNIA and your carpetbagging, slimy, Yankee money is no good here. Ya'll best be gittin' a drawl, etin chitlins & greens and totin' Kornfederate money, lestin' we has to shoot ya'll fer impersination.

Spitooooooo!

Posted by: Grimstead Mar 20 2006, 04:25 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 8 2006, 10:40 AM)

I've done the childbirth thing....

I Knew it, I just knew it!













I'll be there

Posted by: skline Mar 20 2006, 09:37 PM

QUOTE (Headrage @ Mar 20 2006, 09:20 AM)

QUOTE (bd1308 @ Mar 20 2006, 12:54 AM) no KY b I don't think there will be any KY available for purchase. I've been to the last two and never saw any.

MattR and Aaron both keep a tube in their pockets at all times in hopes that Slits will finally give in.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 20 2006, 10:04 PM

QUOTE (skline @ Mar 20 2006, 08:37 PM)

QUOTE (Headrage @ Mar 20 2006, 09:20 AM) QUOTE (bd1308 @ Mar 20 2006, 12:54 AM) no KY b I don't think there will be any KY available for purchase. I've been to the last two and never saw any. MattR and Aaron both keep a tube in their pockets at all times in hopes that Slits will finally give in.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 1 2006, 11:18 PM

el bumpo

Posted by: redshift Apr 2 2006, 12:01 AM

I'll be there.


-checks watch-



M

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 2 2006, 05:54 PM

i hear we are having a canadian guest fly in for this event.....

can you say wcc style party

Posted by: Flat VW Apr 2 2006, 09:58 PM

Anybody gonna have a good front clip, for sale?


John

P.S. Delphi Green please......

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 24 2006, 02:47 PM

Posted by: bondo Apr 24 2006, 02:49 PM

Let's maximize this swap meet.. Any other requests?

I have lots of good used trans parts, anyone need anything? I have most of the 2nd-5th stuff, and a few odd things like A mainshafts.

I've got a pair of early doors, but I might not bring them unless there's intrest, they take up lots of space.

I also have a decent early backpad and an early seat that needs recovering. I'll look around later this week and try to list a few other things I may bring, so I can make sure I bring what people need.

Posted by: SLITS Apr 24 2006, 04:27 PM

An addition to the agenda for Sunday.....We are going to setup a road course in the parking lot......So, bring your driver and balls.


















For RC cars....I ain't that stupid. Glenn is the Senior Race Official.....

Posted by: Flat VW Apr 24 2006, 04:31 PM

John

P.S. Has howard set the track fees , yet?

Posted by: SLITS Apr 24 2006, 04:35 PM

Howie's a "pinky lifter" now and will not lower himself to associating with the lowly barbarians............

Posted by: street legal go-kart Apr 24 2006, 05:34 PM

wannateener and I also have some misc. stuff.
just inherited a complete 71 donor. the interior is fairly complete as well as the rest.
What do you need?
Miss Mari , Dylan and I will be in San Berdu/Riverside area Sat nite, who is buying the beer?
Anyone else staying in and/or located in the Riverside area?

jt

Posted by: Miss Mari Apr 24 2006, 07:50 PM

OK ,
So Riverside is not the hot ticket on Sat. nite......
We also need to go thru Pasadena at some point.

Chief Nucklehead and Bottle Washer

Posted by: GWN7 Apr 24 2006, 10:07 PM

I haven't picked a place to stay yet.....I'm having dinner with a lady friend in Passadena Sat night. Was planning on driving down in the am, but plans can change. let me know what you guys (and gals) are up to.

Posted by: Toast Apr 24 2006, 10:45 PM

I will be at the swap meet at some god-awful hour before any of ya'll so that I can post bright-colored signs at freeway exits and intersections so that ya lost boys & girls don't get more lost.

By the way..........DO NOT USE MAPQUEST OR YAHOO MAPS FOR YOUR DIRECTIONAL SOURCE!
There has been major road changes in the last year. SPRUCE STREET EXIT DOES NOT EXIST! It has been physcially removed.........literally!

Here are the directions as best as I can put it:

FROM Interstate 60 heading East:
Take MAIN STREET Exit,
Turn RIGHT,
next light is SPRUCE STREET,
Turn LEFT,
Stay straight on Spruce until you go over freeway and cross railroad tracks.
Turn RIGHT on KANSAS on first right after tracks.
Turn RIGHT at stop sign (only way you can go)
Turn LEFT at next stop sign (only way you can go again)
TURN INTO SECOND GATE ON THE RIGHT WITH YELLOW 914 PARKED IN VIEW.


From Interstate 60 heading West:
Take MAIN STREET exit,
Turn LEFT,
SECOND Stop sign turn LEFT onto SPRUCE STREET,
Stay straight on Spruce until you go over freeway and cross railroad tracks.
Turn RIGHT on KANSAS on first right after tracks.
Turn RIGHT at stop sign (only way you can go)
Turn LEFT at next stop sign (only way you can go again)
TURN INTO SECOND GATE ON THE RIGHT WITH YELLOW 914 PARKED IN VIEW.



I do not think I can find a current map as construction has been too recent. If anyone has access to a recent map (like 2006) that would display accurate directions, please post.

If you get lost, look for the bright signs saying "G&R" and an arrow. Please call myself, Ron, or anyone if you get totaly lost. We will guide you or come get your lost ass.


SEE EVERYONE ON SUNDAY!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 24 2006, 11:22 PM

aint dis on sunday?

Posted by: Toast Apr 25 2006, 06:54 AM

Posted by: skline Apr 25 2006, 08:15 AM

Maybe this will help? This is from Microsoft Maps which is updated online all the time.




Attached image(s)

Posted by: spunone Apr 25 2006, 09:15 AM

So 91 E you can get off on La Cadena??

Posted by: skline Apr 25 2006, 09:28 AM

I will not be driving the famous Chalon Supercar as I will be selling a bunch of parts and need the truck to haul them all. Plus I am bringing a special guest with me. This is all assuming that I dont have to work at the port. I wont know for sure till the day before.

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 25 2006, 09:39 AM

....oh do tell....who is the special guest Scott??

Lisa

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 25 2006, 09:49 AM

Awww Ronny baby....you'll have to break out that cardboard cut out of me that I sent you....my daughter has a volleyball tournament at Cal St Dominguez that day

I'll miss you all though!

Take lots of pics

Lisa

Posted by: skline Apr 25 2006, 10:08 AM

Someone I want to spend lots of time with and actually has a connection to this club besides me. Her son is a member here. Is that enough clues?

Posted by: spunone Apr 25 2006, 10:14 AM

Hope somebody brings a painted front bumper to sell Oh yeah and cheap lol

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 25 2006, 11:44 AM

OOOOOOOooooooooH!!!!!!!!!! I know now

Posted by: GWN7 Apr 25 2006, 01:01 PM

Someone I want to spend lots of time with and actually has a connection to this club besides me. Her son is a member here. Is that enough clues?
[/quote]


Your bring Mike Z's mom?

Posted by: Headrage Apr 25 2006, 01:04 PM

[quote name='GWN7' date='Apr 25 2006, 12:01 PM' post='667445']
Someone I want to spend lots of time with and actually has a connection to this club besides me. Her son is a member here. Is that enough clues?
[/quote]


Your bring Mike Z's mom?
[/quote]

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 25 2006, 01:21 PM

at least it isnt howard's mom

Posted by: Howard Apr 25 2006, 02:14 PM

AAron, my mom is on the mantle. Wouldn't your mom be about the right age for Scott? Have any pix?

Posted by: spunone Apr 25 2006, 03:15 PM

Want to buy some ??

Posted by: SLITS Apr 25 2006, 03:47 PM

If you're coming from the anglo saxon neighborhoods of OC, you will want to get off on University....stay in the middle lane until Mission Inn...turn right...immediately turn left at the stop (in front of the Spaghetti Factory)...go to next stop (3rd Street) and turn right....go up to Kansas and turn left.

If you are coming from the spanish american neighborhoods of San Diego, come up the 15 to 215 in Temecula....continue north to the 60 in Moreno Valley...come down the hill and get off at University (In front of UofChina)...go to Kansas and turn left.

From East LA, Westlake Village, Alhambra, etc...find your way to the 60 East.....stay on it till you see Main Street exit in Riverside....if your car is not to full of bullet holes to continue running, get off a Main, go right to first signal (Spruce)..turn left....go 3 stop signs...cross RR tracks and look for a small sign that says Kansas on a telephone pole...turn right...next stop, turn right, next stop, turn left...You're in Kansas now Dorothy.... ummmmm Dorothy...

From the murder capital of the world (San Bernardino), Las Vegas, Victorville, Utah, Colorado, etc....come down the 15 to the 215....to Columbia Ave..get off circle around to light and turn left...go to Chicago Ave and turn right....go to Spruce St and turn right...see sign (Kansas) on light pole and turn left (1st left turn before RR tracks)...go to stop,. turn right...go to stop, turn left...You're in Kansas now (see above)

I think that will cover everyone except Miles.

And Mrs. K, I am disappointed....I was looking forward to "pressing your suit"

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 25 2006, 03:52 PM

oooh.. mah bad.

my mom? nah... she is happily married... TO MY DAD

Posted by: Howard Apr 25 2006, 03:55 PM

Does that mean no pix??

Posted by: SLITS Apr 25 2006, 03:57 PM

After seeing pix of A-aron Admin....I'm not so sure I would want to see any pix of his parental units.

Posted by: Lou W Apr 25 2006, 04:57 PM

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 25 2006, 10:13 PM

Me too honey....me too

Lisa

Posted by: Flat VW Apr 26 2006, 11:34 AM

Ron, I guess I wil not be able to make it now either, I have a volleyball game too.

John

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 26 2006, 03:16 PM

What's so funny John? How are you feeling....are your meds catching up to you
It's my daughter who has the volleyball game I want/need to attend

Lisa

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 26 2006, 03:25 PM

this might be the 2nd time i come to cali for a 914 event, and you ahve other plans.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 26 2006, 03:26 PM

hey! you are coming. cool!

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 26 2006, 03:31 PM

maybe
wife says it's ok, but there were many subliminal messages in her answer

"You can go, but........... "

Posted by: GWN7 Apr 26 2006, 06:23 PM

maybe
wife says it's ok, but there were many subliminal messages in her answer

"You can go, but........... "

[/quote]

That reminds me of the time a buddy & I went fishing the same week he moved into his new house. His wife said it was ok to go as long as the phone was hooked up and the washing machine worked. Movers were packing all their stuff and all she had to do was be there to tell them where it went. Well we got back four days later and it was like he killed the dog. I figured that there wasn't anything that her and her wallet full of gold cards couldn't take care of, but I guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 26 2006, 07:35 PM

Hehehehe....maybe you could

Lisa

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 26 2006, 07:38 PM

just saw this post....maybe I can sneek away for a while....
but let me know about those subliminal messages

Lisa

Posted by: bmunday Apr 26 2006, 08:11 PM

Listen you wuss, it's easier to begg for forgiveness, then it is to get permission.

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 26 2006, 08:32 PM

The permission was the easy part. It's the the hidden messages IN the permission that is the scary part.

Didn't you guys see "White Men Can't Jump"
Remember the scene where Rosie Perez says, "Billy, I'm thirsty" But she really didn't want a drink of water. Women

Posted by: bmunday Apr 26 2006, 08:42 PM

Wome can't live without them, can't kill 'em.. (enter mind reading smily face)

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 26 2006, 11:49 PM

WOMEN.....don't we just really make life worth living boys.....reminds me of the t-shirt.....

Posted by: seapat Apr 27 2006, 03:11 PM

Please bring parts. Here is a thread.

http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=50879

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 27 2006, 03:18 PM

Howie, you coming?

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 27 2006, 03:21 PM

he aint even breathing hard.....

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 27 2006, 04:08 PM

Then maybe ya otta try something different.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Apr 27 2006, 04:16 PM

Posted by: Flat VW Apr 27 2006, 04:37 PM

Ron, I guess I wil not be able to make it now either, I have a volleyball game too.

John
[/quote]
What's so funny John? How are you feeling....are your meds catching up to you
It's my daughter who has the volleyball game I want/need to attend

Lisa
[/quote]


uh,.... YES

John

Posted by: Brad Roberts Apr 27 2006, 04:45 PM

Aaron et all,

Do we have a head count for this event?

I want to come up, but I would need a ride from SD. I dont want to drive the 9146 that far. It get horrible gas mileage.



B

Posted by: TROJANMAN Apr 27 2006, 04:52 PM

i know Lisa will try to come be there (had to be more specific for AA)

Posted by: highways Apr 27 2006, 04:55 PM

I might come on out to the swap meet. I'm looking for parts to fix up my bb gun vandalized 73' 2.0L. I'm looking to get a passenger window, passenger triangle window, passenger stainless steel mirror (reversable kind), front turn signal lenses or passenger side only, front parking lenses, passenger rocker panel (no dents) passenger taillight lens (European style?). Can you figure out which side of the car my neighbors used for target practice? Tan seat butt cushions, car cover, rear shocks and maybe some other stuff. If anybody has some of these things I might get even more motivated to make the treck out of the city.

Posted by: Mrs. K Apr 28 2006, 02:26 AM

Good politically correct post, TM....A-aron can be a bit challenged at times

Lisa

Posted by: rcrgrl Apr 28 2006, 11:09 AM

WOMEN.....don't we just really make life worth living boys.....reminds me of the t-shirt.....

[/quote]

I want that shirt!
RG

Posted by: Toast Apr 29 2006, 12:21 AM

Birget??

Posted by: Gint Apr 29 2006, 06:58 AM

Hey!

I need a console heater lever. Greg will pick it up for me if someone has one. Bring it to the swap and find TROJANMAN. I couldn't make it this trip. But we'll cut up a couple of 914's this weekend to make up for it.

Thanks gang!

Have fun.

Posted by: bdstone914 Apr 29 2006, 09:23 AM

Any doors needed? I will be at the meet but do not like to bring the big stuff unless I know some one needs them/

I am in Riverside So you could stop by to see what I have.

Posted by: Crazyhippy Apr 29 2006, 11:22 AM

Anyone bringing out side shift "rods" ( hehe i said rods) and shifter related paraphenalia? Already have the transaxle, just need to be able to shift it from the drivers seat.

Also looking for some 180-200lb springs

So.... who's cooking what?

BJH

Posted by: bondo Apr 29 2006, 01:32 PM

I'm bringing a sideshift shifter. It's in good shape but has been cut shorter. Poor man's short-shift! Sorry, no "rods".

Posted by: SirAndy Apr 30 2006, 06:06 PM