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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ OT: For Waide - Vanessa at the Beach in Brazil
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:06 PM
Back in her modelling days... from a Brazilian Magazine. 
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Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 21 2006, 10:08 PM
And she married you, WHY?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 21 2006, 10:08 PM
you are a lucky man 
Posted by: KaptKaos Mar 21 2006, 10:09 PM
"Yeah, my old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out here for the dance but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now."
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:10 PM
Another Cover...
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Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:12 PM
Little sox... this would qualify for Utah bait if you knew how old she was here 
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Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:14 PM
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| And she married you, WHY? |
Cause she didn't meet you first (or is that Waide?)?
Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 21 2006, 10:15 PM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:14 PM) | ||
Cause she didn't meet you first (or is that Waide?)? |
no really, what do you have on her?
Posted by: WaideS Mar 21 2006, 10:18 PM
| QUOTE (TROJANMAN @ Mar 21 2006, 08:15 PM) | ||||
no really, what do you have on her? |
Greg, it's Utah....I'm pretty sure you can marry her also
Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 21 2006, 10:20 PM
"Big Love" 
Can they even show that in Utah, Eric?
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:21 PM
It's not what I have 'on' her... 
Posted by: MW 914 Mar 21 2006, 10:21 PM
Looks like Waide just found a couple of new screen savers.
Nice Eric. Not sure how you pulled it off....but nice.
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:22 PM
"Big Love" is banned here... we get the Choir instead.
Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 21 2006, 10:23 PM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:22 PM) |
| "Big Love" is banned here... we get the Choir instead. |
seriously? i was curious.
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:27 PM
It's here... it made the news after the first episode.
"New HBO Drama may Make Utah Look Bad"
Ya THINK? Wonder why genius!?!
From what I saw, that show's in left field. It makes those 'Laura Engles Ho's' look good. If you've ever seen a pack of them with 10 gallons of milk in their cart at the grocery store you'd know what I mean. Eye's a little too close together, big foreheads, lace up boots and those sexy braids...
There's no Polig's running around out there with babage like the babage on HBO.
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:33 PM
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| Greg, it's Utah....I'm pretty sure you can marry her also |
Don't think I let that one slip on by there Mr. Voyeur!
In Utah it's the man who gets the plural wives. As soon as Greg's woman wises up and dumps his ugly ass, I get her too!
Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 21 2006, 10:34 PM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 09:33 PM) |
| As soon as Greg's woman wises up and dumps his ugly ass, I get her too! |
i already called dibs eric
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:35 PM
Share?
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:36 PM
Sorry... I meant Cher. You can have Cher. I get Greg's wife!
Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 21 2006, 10:39 PM
| QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Mar 21 2006, 08:34 PM) | ||
i already called dibs eric |
she's not your type
Posted by: WaideS Mar 21 2006, 10:40 PM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:36 PM) |
| Sorry... I meant Cher. You can have Cher. I get Greg's wife! :lol: |
hehehe
Now that's funny stuff
Cher and share
same sound different meanings, nice
I like......
Greg and Gay
different sounds, same meaning
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 10:43 PM
Yeah... I'm with ya Waide. Kinda like "Richard" and "Greg"
Yeah...
Posted by: fiid Mar 21 2006, 10:48 PM
that's some funny shit.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 21 2006, 10:53 PM
im sorry. i was out of line
Posts delerted.
sincere apology greg
AA
Posted by: Porcharu Mar 21 2006, 10:56 PM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:10 PM) |
| Another Cover... |
Lucky dog - and you still make 914 parts for us peasants!
Posted by: Elliot Cannon Mar 21 2006, 11:34 PM
She left the beaches of Brazil? She went to Utah? For you? Nicely done!!
Cheers, Elliot
Posted by: brant Mar 21 2006, 11:34 PM
oh my...
I'm literally laughing out loud..
this is a very funny thread...
what a bunch of comedians
miss you guys!
everybody going to RRC2?
I heard that Troy is making a special guest appearance.
but nobody is allowed to tell him about vanessa's pictures Kapeesh (sp)
brant
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 21 2006, 11:40 PM
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| She left the beaches of Brazil? She went to Utah? For you? |
Well 'of course' Elliot! This is me we're talking about afterall.
Actually, I told her there was a beach here. We actually live on the beach (hence Sandy). I just forgot to mention "Lake Bonneville" dried up about 14 thousand years ago! (She's still pissed about that one, but at the time her Visa was expired... what the hell could she do?
)
Posted by: SLITS Mar 22 2006, 07:50 AM
Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread.....
Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa.
Is this close?
Posted by: Howard Mar 22 2006, 09:04 AM
Yeah. that's the ticket. 
Posted by: brant Mar 22 2006, 09:29 AM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 06:50 AM) |
| Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread..... Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa. Is this close? |
you forgot the whole 2nd part of the plot about Troy
(or what ever his name was....)
You see troy is an amateur photographer.
he has pictures on his cell phone to prove it.
ask Joe for details, or Melba
brant
Posted by: drewvw Mar 22 2006, 09:40 AM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 05:50 AM) |
| Now I'm totally confused....we need a synopsis of this thread..... Eric seaches South America for underage girls....lures them to UT with the promise of a beach life.....takes pictures and sends them to Waide, a swelled up non member with a new car, whom Aaron openly lusts after, while Eric lusts after Greg's wife, who knows nothing about all this for which Aaron apologizes to Greg for Eric and settles for Cher while Elliot does a flyby with a load of KY for Britt while Brant and MW do the video and claim innocence, but Eric gets stuck without Gregs's wife or Cher with an underaged immigrant with pom pom socks because of an expired Visa. Is this close? |
damn...for a car non-club, there are alot of levels round this joint.
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Posted by: SLITS Mar 22 2006, 09:50 AM
Was "Troy" also known as "Richard" who licks parts..............................
at the swapmeet? 
Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 22 2006, 10:03 AM
I think you pretty much nailed it.
However, there's only one Troy. (We need to find him... all I know is body-shop, small town North East of Phoenix)
Posted by: brant Mar 22 2006, 10:03 AM
| QUOTE (SLITS @ Mar 22 2006, 08:50 AM) |
| Was "Troy" also known as "Richard" who licks parts.............................. at the swapmeet? |
I'm not certain...
but I've been dying to post these pictures..
Did Richard drive something like this?
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Posted by: brant Mar 22 2006, 10:04 AM
or perhaps this:
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Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 22 2006, 10:15 AM
damn... if we only had a lisence plate we could hunt him down. Notice how they are both mysteriously 'missing'. Witness protection?
Posted by: TROJANMAN Mar 22 2006, 10:18 AM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 22 2006, 08:15 AM) |
| Witness protection? |
undercover CIA. They were spying on the Russians.
Posted by: brant Mar 22 2006, 10:21 AM
I did a Dex search and found this:
T & S Body Works
(480) 491-9100
7135 S Harl Ave
Tempe
Do you think the T is for Troy...
hmmm what was grandma's name? Maybe something with an "S"?
What was his buddy/brother's name..? Didn't Troy affectionately call him "Sh@t head"? Thats an "S" word?
brant
Posted by: Toast Mar 22 2006, 10:29 AM
| QUOTE (Eric_Shea @ Mar 21 2006, 08:27 PM) |
| Eye's a little too close together, big foreheads, lace up boots.. |
If this wasn't such funny sheeat, I may have taken offense to this.....
Posted by: SLITS Mar 22 2006, 10:34 AM
Ahhhh Hah.....busted
Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 22 2006, 10:37 AM
omg - richard smmons from the swap!!
didnt he almost get beaten by sam gore????
and meatheads shoe is in the pic 
Posted by: Joe Ricard Mar 22 2006, 10:57 AM
Well just make sure ya'll participate in next years women of the 914club calendar ![shocked[1].gif](http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/shocked[1].gif)
Posted by: SLITS Mar 22 2006, 11:08 AM
My suspicions about Mississippi have just been confirmed 
Posted by: Joe Ricard Mar 22 2006, 03:11 PM
Damn it. I replied to the thread before reading the WHOLE THING. As n before the fruity boys went off topic.
Back to the Brazilian Babe wife I mean wife. Geesh you slay me Ron.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Mar 22 2006, 03:13 PM
| QUOTE (Joe Ricard @ Mar 22 2006, 02:11 PM) |
| Geesh you slay me Ron. |
whips and chains are ron's forte'
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Posted by: Eric_Shea Mar 22 2006, 03:46 PM
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| If this wasn't such funny sheeat, I may have taken offense to this..... |
Toast is a plural wife???
Say it ain't so!!
Posted by: Toast Mar 22 2006, 11:31 PM
The forhead Eric, the forhead. 
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