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Posted by: 914-8 Jun 6 2006, 04:36 PM

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius

(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. 996 Twin Turbo Driver

(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiiin Turrrrbo Driver)

Your monthly lease payment is enough for a small house, but it's worth it because you're the King of the Road

(You own it, you own it!)

You don't even know where the engine lid release lever is, but you do know you are the next coming of Mario Andretti

(Win the Indy 500!)

That old 914 next to you sounds out of tune with that lumpy idle. But no time for that, hotshot, the lights about to turn green, time to show 'em what you got!

(You get 'em big boy, you get 'em big boy)

You must have gotten a bad tank of gas, because that VW's sucking out your headlights

(How can that be?)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Not-One-But-Two turbos, avoid eye contact and pull away slowly from the next light, speed is overated anyways, and that guy in the Subaru is laughing with you, not at you.

(Mr. Nine Nine Six Twiiin Turrrbo Driiiiiver. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri, please drive responsibly).

Posted by: BigDBass Jun 6 2006, 04:40 PM

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Posted by: Jenny Jun 6 2006, 04:53 PM

Genius. No pun intended. Absolute genius.

Jen

Posted by: Aaron Cox Jun 6 2006, 05:02 PM

name that quote "....cuz he is freaaaaakin geeeeeenius!!!!"

Posted by: a914luvr Jun 6 2006, 05:11 PM

Well done!

Posted by: URY914 Jun 6 2006, 05:29 PM

Ouch!

Blew his driving gloves off!

Posted by: Gradskater Jun 6 2006, 06:06 PM

Posted by: Jenny Jun 6 2006, 06:11 PM

Peter Griffin? Sounds like something he'd say.

Jen

Posted by: kwales Jun 6 2006, 06:16 PM

That was great...

Did he look a little shocked????

Bet he took it back to the dealer and the conversation went something like this... "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?...Something is wrong with my ENGINE and YOU DAMN WELL BETTER FIX IT!!!!!..... IT"S UNDER WARRANTY YOU FOOL!!!!!!

God help the dealer....

Ken

Posted by: Andyrew Jun 6 2006, 06:20 PM

NICE!!!

ah... I feel all warm and tingly..

Posted by: Aaron Cox Jun 6 2006, 06:22 PM

a totally plastered Anna Nicole Smith at some awards function... slurring words etc...

"u... like mah bodeee??? I wannnnnnaaa beeee in his next vid-e-o.... cuz he is ... freaaaaaaaaaakkkin Geeeeenius!"

kinda funny to hear it slurred... could probably find it on google

Posted by: racergreg Jun 6 2006, 06:23 PM

Anna Nicole Braindamage Smith

Posted by: Brando Jun 6 2006, 06:30 PM

I would have loved to seen the look on the guy's face as you pulled away from him in 3rd...

Posted by: Aaron Cox Jun 6 2006, 06:31 PM

cha... watch it here... kinda funny
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2655657?htv=12&htv=12

Posted by: jim_hoyland Jun 6 2006, 08:03 PM

Verry nice; Is there a part II ? Revenge of the 996 Turbo Driver ?

Posted by: i love porsche Jun 6 2006, 08:10 PM

hah thats awesome....nice job!

Posted by: Thack Jun 6 2006, 08:33 PM

Too cool. 914 guys are thanking you all over the world!

Posted by: tdgray Jun 7 2006, 07:34 AM

Awesome

Posted by: Steve Thacker Jun 7 2006, 08:16 AM

Beeeutifuleee done.

Posted by: fiid Jun 7 2006, 09:35 AM

Awesome. I haven't suprised anything expensive yet - but I'm looking forward to it.......

Posted by: BMXerror Jun 7 2006, 11:55 AM

Mark D

Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jun 7 2006, 12:08 PM

Hemingway could not have said it better. Thanks for the sideache.