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Posted by: LuckieO Sep 24 2006, 01:34 PM
Okay, this is always a fun one...
"Rednecks is dope." Said by some dirt bike guy who hung with us in the parking lot last night. I think the kegs of beer were an attraction. 
Posted by: LuckieO Sep 24 2006, 01:50 PM
Another one from the same guy. "Hey honey, I think I gave our son a hickie."
We always meet some very entertaining non-914 people at RRC! 
Posted by: Eric_Shea Sep 24 2006, 02:59 PM
"My ass is sore"
/L
Posted by: Brando Sep 24 2006, 03:04 PM
"I wasn't speeding." -SLITS
Posted by: StratPlayer Sep 24 2006, 03:38 PM
Argh, that ain't Irish Whiskey,,, Argh thats Scotch
Posted by: Eric_Shea Sep 24 2006, 05:09 PM
This thing won't stay lit...
- Eric
Posted by: SharonG Sep 24 2006, 08:02 PM
Jimtab - "Aarg! What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?"
Mrs. K - "Aaarlgibra!"
PS: Lisa was a super good sport when we teased her all weekend about saying "Aaarlgibra!"
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 24 2006, 10:00 PM
Jimtab - "Aarg! What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?"
Mrs. K - "Aaarlgibra!"
PS: Lisa was a super good sport when we teased her all weekend about saying "Aaarlgibra!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLgibra LOL
sharon- that was the funniest of the night! LOL
Posted by: VegasRacer Sep 25 2006, 04:13 AM
"Liz has got me beat.
I only have tits and ass prints on my car.
She has pussy prints on hers."
Posted by: effutuo101 Sep 25 2006, 06:05 AM
"Liz has got me beat.
I only have tits and ass prints on my car.
She has pussy prints on hers."
Posted by: TROJANMAN Sep 25 2006, 08:34 AM
" I thought your car was nicer"
lvsteve giving me a complex
Posted by: Grimstead Sep 25 2006, 08:40 AM
94 94 914Club
That's all I'm saying....
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 25 2006, 08:45 AM
"shuuuuuuuuttttup bill!"
Posted by: SharonG Sep 25 2006, 08:48 AM
Between this:
... and this:
That's all I'm saying....
... my face hurt the next morning from laughing.
Posted by: brant Sep 25 2006, 08:57 AM
"i can't drive any slower"
anonymous
that wasn't really anonymous
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 25 2006, 09:29 AM
"Crows are really smart birds... they pick up roadkill and nuts and drop em onto the interstate so cars will break open the good stuff...... - bill grimstead
8 hrs later
"Whoa! how did that car end up on its roof?!" -bill
"crows did it"
Posted by: Grimstead Sep 25 2006, 09:55 AM
Posted by: jsteele22 Sep 25 2006, 11:10 AM
"Are yooouuu a Baaalerinnna ???!!!!!"
Trojanman's daughter Autumn to Mrs. K. 
"Wow, so that wasn't just his avatar..."
Every person who met SirAndy for the first time.
"I love gauges. I'm juast crazy about gauges. For me, it's all about the gauges."
kposhea, 20 minutes before winning gauge bezels from spunone.
"I'm a little anal-retentive about my cars"
Ferg
"Hoppy, not hoppy. Hoppy, not hoppy. Hoppy, not hoppy"
Liz
"At least I won't get beat by a /4"
Someone who's brand new /6 took longer getting to the event than just about every other car there.... 
Posted by: MW 914 Sep 25 2006, 11:24 AM
"At least I won't get beat by a /4"
Someone who's brand new /6 took longer getting to the event than just about every other car there....
Wait a minute.....
Did I say that?
Posted by: TROJANMAN Sep 25 2006, 11:53 AM
Gint to Bmunday - "Brian, the gas pedal is the long skinny one on the right" 
Posted by: SharonG Sep 25 2006, 11:55 AM
From Linda (/L.) - "Why is my mouth open in every photo?" 
Posted by: SirAndy Sep 25 2006, 12:03 PM
madswede (John?):
I'm not stupid !!!
I turn my brain off on purpose ...
Posted by: AZ914 Sep 25 2006, 12:30 PM
On the return trip from Dead Horse Point, Aaron decided to gas it.. Andy made chase. Later at the hotel:
Aaron: How fast were you going when you passed me?
Wild6: About 145. 
Posted by: TROJANMAN Sep 25 2006, 12:43 PM
I know this is a fun thread, but one quote that stood out this weekend
"james is in a better place"
just before the moment of silence in honor of Lapuwali at 9:14 on Saturday evening
Back to the fun.........
Posted by: MW 914 Sep 25 2006, 01:03 PM
Aaron: How fast were you going when you passed me?
Wild6: About 145.
Most of the time I would call
But considering the car and driver, I'll bet it's true 
Posted by: Grimstead Sep 25 2006, 01:10 PM
Aaron: How fast were you going when you passed me?
Wild6: About 145.
Most of the time I would call
But considering the car and driver, I'll bet it's true 
We were well over 110 when Andy passed us
and it was like we were standing still. Watching him take those corners was a sight to behold 
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 25 2006, 01:31 PM
Aaron: How fast were you going when you passed me?
Wild6: About 145.
Most of the time I would call
But considering the car and driver, I'll bet it's true We were well over 110 when Andy passed us
and it was like we were standing still. Watching him take those corners was a sight to behold Andy and i diced it up on the dead horse run....
got back to the hotel and said "thanks for being my partner in crime andy" LOL
Posted by: bmunday Sep 25 2006, 01:59 PM
Gint to Bmunday - "Brian, the gas pedal is the long skinny one on the right"
LOL!! I have the message on my cell phone to prove it.
I hate slow people!!!! (myself.)
Without missing a beat, What did you get behind yourself brian? (bmartin) everyone loves a smart ass...
Let's go Lisa (Howard)
I'm coming Howard (lisa)
We just thought you were breathing heavy (a crowd of smart asses)...
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 25 2006, 03:28 PM
At the awards dinner
"Tough luck award - for the person who had the worst luck here in moab"
comment 1 (someone)
"Toast!"
-nope! she cant get another award for the same thing!
comment 2 (me)
"Mike ferg! he had to wash his car 3 times!" and he actually got it for that! LOLOLOL
ROFL
Posted by: Howard Sep 25 2006, 03:53 PM
Nope. The winner is Joe Sharp, ordering drinks for Lisa and Linda at the Speedway Casino.
Joe: "I'd like a couple of blowjobs."
Barmaid: "I'll bet you would."
Posted by: Howard Sep 25 2006, 04:02 PM
I'm gonna try for one here.
To the Nimrods who pushed my car into the middle of the parking lot 
To the lovely lady that sat on the damp hood of my car and left a sitzmark, thanks for the gynecology lesson. Provide proof of your indentity and win a prize. 
Posted by: SharonG Sep 25 2006, 04:03 PM
After dinner, standing in the restaurant parking lot where it was so dark that Howard said he could "see Uranus." 
Posted by: Mrs. K Sep 25 2006, 04:27 PM
Jimtab - "Aarg! What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?"
Mrs. K - "Aaarlgibra!"
PS: Lisa was a super good sport when we teased her all weekend about saying "Aaarlgibra!"
She's not kidding about the ALL WEEKEND!
But to be honest "I" am still laughing about that one!
Lisa
Posted by: Mrs. K Sep 25 2006, 04:35 PM
The So Cal caravan today in Barstow for a quick pit stop.........
Howard had a hot start problem all weekend, so I ...........
And /L (Linda Horne) who took the pic and was taking me back to Long Beach yelled.........
"Run..........run.............
run Forrest run"
Lisa
Posted by: Howard Sep 25 2006, 05:46 PM
Lisa, how did we forget /L referring to Saturday as
Sha-Na-Na and the start of Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong?
Posted by: Series9 Sep 25 2006, 06:54 PM
I'm gonna try for one here.
To the Nimrods who pushed my car into the middle of the parking lot
To the lovely lady that sat on the damp hood of my car and left a sitzmark, thanks for the gynecology lesson. Provide proof of your indentity and win a prize.
Those aren't all pussy prints.......
Posted by: T H O M A S Sep 25 2006, 08:05 PM
homever voted my car for the golden wheelbarrel can kiss my white ass
===joe o,brien RRC06
Posted by: jimtab Sep 25 2006, 08:11 PM
homever voted my car for the golden wheelbarrel can kiss my white ass
===joe o,brien RRC06
Yeah, what's up with that??? I mean is washing it the whole deal? Do CWs really rule...HELL NO....! Just like with people...it's what's inside that counts....
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 25 2006, 09:03 PM
jim - you had some funny one liners...
i cant remember them tho - why is that?
Posted by: GWN7 Sep 25 2006, 09:37 PM
jim - you had some funny one liners...
i cant remember them tho - why is that?
Can't be because of the beer....it's 21 in Utah......you must have altsheimers
Posted by: Toast Sep 25 2006, 10:02 PM
"An ass-load of silicon." McMark
Posted by: Toast Sep 25 2006, 10:15 PM
I had this lady that was staying at the Aarchway come up to me at my car and asked me:
"What kind of car is this?"
Me: "This is a Porsche 914."
Lady states with intrest: "Tell me about it."
So I proceded to tell her about the years it was made, the different types (4&6), the different variations in body and interiors. Just the basics. She asked a few questions.
That was totaly cool!
Posted by: Toast Sep 25 2006, 10:17 PM
Stratplayer told me that someone came up to him and told him:
"You guys sure know how to put on a show."
Posted by: SirAndy Sep 25 2006, 10:21 PM
Stratplayer told me that someone came up to him and told him:
"You guys sure know how to put on a show."
i bet he wasn't one of the guys who stayed in the rooms next to the parking lot ...
Andy
Posted by: Toast Sep 25 2006, 10:27 PM
Posted by: McMark Sep 26 2006, 01:53 AM
"An ass-load of silicon." McMark
Took me awhile to remember WTF that one was about.
Something to do with inserting RTV in your ass... It was late and after many beers and shots.
Posted by: bmunday Sep 26 2006, 09:56 AM
I forgot this one.
Let me set the scene. Friday afternoon, with Howard and Slits in Slits room. (yes I was a bit nervous as well), but at the time, I was sure Howard didn't get his perscription filled of Viagra, so I wasn't to concerned. Anyway, as were sitting around drinking Tequila.
Howard: "when I come back in my next life, I'm coming back as a homo".
Slits and I: What?
Howard: Yea, I want someone to watch tv with, who won't look at me and say what's wrong?... 
Posted by: Howard Sep 26 2006, 09:59 AM
I forgot this one.
Let me set the scene. Friday afternoon, with Howard and Slits in Slits room. (yes I was a bit nervous as well), but at the time, I was sure Howard didn't get his perscription filled of Viagra, so I wasn't to concerned. Anyway, as were sitting around drinking Tequila.
Howard: "when I come back in my next life, I'm coming back as a homo".
Slits and I: What?
Howard: Yea, I want someone to watch tv with, who won't look at me and say what's wrong?...
Hey shorty, for a guy who posts a lot you sure don't say much face to face.
Posted by: bmunday Sep 26 2006, 10:22 AM
I forgot this one.
Let me set the scene. Friday afternoon, with Howard and Slits in Slits room. (yes I was a bit nervous as well), but at the time, I was sure Howard didn't get his perscription filled of Viagra, so I wasn't to concerned. Anyway, as were sitting around drinking Tequila.
Howard: "when I come back in my next life, I'm coming back as a homo".
Slits and I: What?
Howard: Yea, I want someone to watch tv with, who won't look at me and say what's wrong?...
Hey shorty, for a guy who posts a lot you sure don't say much face to face.
With the two of you talking who can get a word in? besides I didn't want to screw with the comedy..
I have to be honest, Friday afternoon with the two of you was the best two hours I have spent in a long time. I enjoyed the laughter and the tequila.
Oh and I have that pastrami sandwich in my trunk.
You two are worth the price of admission. Thanks for the laughter.
Posted by: TROJANMAN Sep 26 2006, 10:25 AM
"Howard, How did you get up the cliffs to paint those pictures?"
Posted by: jsteele22 Sep 26 2006, 11:45 AM
Oh and I have that pastrami sandwich in my trunk.
Funny, I wouldn't have guessed you'd put pastrami in your trunk. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: SLITS Sep 26 2006, 05:03 PM
Well, lets see. Red Rocks, Red dirt on this side, Brown Rocks, Brown Dirt on the other side ....
The Brazilian Bombshell .... Well, that's what Utah has to offer and this is the prettiest part of the state.
Posted by: brant Sep 26 2006, 09:54 PM
I've got one....
so friday night I decide to call it quits and mention that the beer should be moved in doors to be locked up.
everyone agree's and since my bedroom is on the main floor it ends up that the beer is placed onto a luggage cart and rolled into my room.
my wife is sound asleep and doesn't notice the intrusion.
the next morning we both wake up.. not too early.
and my wife sits up to see 2 kegs of beer with a CO2 tap sitting on a cart in our bedroom...
she says, "its my high school dream!"
brant
Posted by: mikez Sep 26 2006, 09:58 PM
So who was posting as Stratplayer? Did he/she ever get the 29.95 for A-ron's virginity?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 26 2006, 10:40 PM
So who was posting as Stratplayer? Did he/she ever get the 29.95 for A-ron's virginity?
i missed it?
Posted by: Crazyhippy Sep 26 2006, 10:45 PM
AAAAAhLgebra....
Everyone who was around Mrs K on Friday night, all weekend long
BJH
Posted by: Mrs. K Sep 26 2006, 11:27 PM
AAAAAhLgebra....
Everyone who was around Mrs K on Friday night, all weekend long
BJH
I'm STILL laughing at my self for that one Lisa
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Sep 27 2006, 12:44 AM
My face is tingling from laughing, I am sorry I did not make it to RRC. I am
glad you all had a good time and made it home safe.
Posted by: majkos Sep 28 2006, 12:09 PM
I remembered a classic!
At least for me!
"911's? Great parts car!"
Posted by: Brew Sep 28 2006, 06:35 PM
"It's Por-SHA!!!!" Mc Mark on Saturday, when asked if this was some kinda VW rally by a smartass club member.
Posted by: draperjojo Sep 28 2006, 08:03 PM
Howard says: Who the hell are you?
Me: Didn't I tell ya?
Howard: No
Me: Guess its none of your f@#king business then.....
Howard laughed
I've used that one for twenty years, you can use it for the next twenty years Howard.
I enjoyed meeting you......now your posts make sense....
Posted by: jimtab Sep 28 2006, 09:17 PM
I think I may have said..."go ahead...just a child's portion...and "smooth", all true of course...
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 4 2006, 12:57 AM
Bruce: to me when checking in at Mesquite, NV..................
"Hey Lisa, I brought you something to make your knee feel better"
Me: "Ummmmm.......ok" 
Thanks Bruce...........they were yummy!
Lisa
Posted by: GWN7 Oct 4 2006, 07:37 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed them.....it was fun being the Casino greeter
Posted by: Madswede Oct 4 2006, 06:25 PM
I was talking with Series9 over beers last weekend (big surprise ) wishing I could remember who it was that had this exchange, but unless the real identities behind "BeerDrinker1" and "BeerDrinker2" want to step forward I think they can remain in anonymity ... but I think #3 was Howard
(when setting up the kegs for the first time)
BeerDrinker1: Hey, the beer stopped!
Me: Oh, it's just the CO2 valve - just need to goose it a bit. [demonstrates]
BeerDrinker1: [happily] Thanks!
(about 20 min later)
BeerDrinker2: I don't think the keg's empty, but the beer's not coming out.
Liz(TurtleGirl): You've just got to goose the CO2 a bit.
BeerDrinker2: ?
Liz: [demonstrates]
(about an hour later)
Howard(?): Alright, who do I have to goose to get another beer?
- Jon
Posted by: LuckieO Oct 4 2006, 11:46 PM
This is one that Gint will certainly appreciate...
Upon getting the kegs unlocked from the breakfast room (where we put them to rest after Saturday night). The front desk lady, who was helping me says "did you put them in the main dining area, or in the back?" I say, "I am not sure, but I think they are in the back." And, she replies, "They must be. Otherwise I would have heard from the breakfast Nazi this morning."
Posted by: majkos Oct 5 2006, 02:40 AM
This is one that Gint will certainly appreciate...
Upon getting the kegs unlocked from the breakfast room (where we put them to rest after Saturday night). The front desk lady, who was helping me says "did you put them in the main dining area, or in the back?" I say, "I am not sure, but I think they are in the back." And, she replies, "They must be. Otherwise I would have heard from the breakfast Nazi this morning."
That's a riot!
I heard she was pisssssssssss about my hearing dog!
Posted by: Gint Oct 5 2006, 05:42 AM
This is one that Gint will certainly appreciate...
Upon getting the kegs unlocked from the breakfast room (where we put them to rest after Saturday night). The front desk lady, who was helping me says "did you put them in the main dining area, or in the back?" I say, "I am not sure, but I think they are in the back." And, she replies, "They must be. Otherwise I would have heard from the breakfast Nazi this morning."
Thanks...
Posted by: Eric_Shea Oct 5 2006, 08:52 AM
She was a little "less-friendly" wasn't she? She did know the hot set-up for microwaving biscuits though...
Posted by: majkos Oct 5 2006, 09:05 AM
12 seconds or was it 16?? 
Posted by: Eric_Shea Oct 5 2006, 11:45 AM
20
Posted by: majkos Oct 6 2006, 04:28 AM
20
That Bitch!
(They were cold)
Posted by: draperjojo Oct 6 2006, 07:44 AM
We decided not to eat at breakfast gestapo headquarters, we went downtown.
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