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Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 6 2006, 01:17 AM
Ok, guys and gals..........especially all of us who met Brian at the recent RRC.........
Let the roasting begin!!!!!!! 
Happy 40th Brian! You don't look a day over "the speed limit" 
Lisa
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 6 2006, 01:24 AM
your ugly and you drive slow
Posted by: mikez Oct 6 2006, 01:36 AM
ya dasn't look a day over 39......
Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 6 2006, 01:42 AM
Aaron,
Thats rude and uncaring. Brian Munday is one of the kindest, caring, good looking, masterful, warriors I have ever met.
I suggest you re-think your demeanor when reffering to "Bri" or any of his male family members.
Remember Aaron, he Is older and should of earned your respect simply by his incredible brilliance and good looks..
I was just thinking of the first time I met "Bri" at his home during a repair party at his house. he has a fabulously beutiful wife and some great kids.
remember that Aaron?
I was thinking how much fun it was to help this wonderful man get his car on the road. The welding, (cause he didn't know how) The tranny pull, (cause he had no idea what he was doing)
The trip to the quarter car wash to rinse the engine and tranny. (where I did all the work) (he slept while I toiled with it.)
And remember the time we were lost and called "Bri" for directions? And he told us to kiss off. And the time BillD was broken down by the side of the road and called "Bri" to get some help?
And "Bri" said he was busy with some transvestite and wouldn't be available for 6 hours.
Oh yea, remember the time at Joe Sharps when he tripped and broke the bottle of Casadores? Because we wouldn't talk to him cause he was doing strange things with somebodys dog???? (Buelers dog?)
Well i remember dammit.... What the hell is this guy doing in our club anyway.???
The bastard should simply leave us alone and find a 356 club to drag down to his sordid road of sexual depravity.
Who is this guy really....???????
I say..... send him to Utah or Colorado. let him live with the Sheas of the world.
Dammit... Aaron... You are right again...... Dam the torpedoes.
Birthday Shmirthday... hang the bastid.
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OOOps... Sorry Guys. I thought this was about Howard... My bad.
Twystd1
Posted by: GWN7 Oct 6 2006, 01:48 AM
Happy Birthday Brian 
Posted by: VegasRacer Oct 6 2006, 05:19 AM
Happy birthday...........Nice car..........Fix the rip in your backpad.
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Posted by: SharonG Oct 6 2006, 07:50 AM
Posted by: Headrage Oct 6 2006, 07:52 AM
Want me to send ya some Rogaine?
Posted by: TINCAN914 Oct 6 2006, 08:03 AM
Thanks everyone!!!
Posted by: Ferg Oct 6 2006, 08:05 AM
Happy Bday Brian 
He's really 45, it just took him this long to get to 40. 
Ferg
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 6 2006, 08:16 AM
Happy Bday Brian
He's really 45, it just took him this long to get to 40.
Ferg
Posted by: Eric_Shea Oct 6 2006, 08:57 AM
Brion is on hickof a gay. Ilernded evryting t no todae frumhim. On of thsoe gays thet wuold gev yuo the skirt off his bcak. Yuo gays cuold lerned alot form him...specailey yuo Gayton. 
Hppay Brihtday Brion!
Posted by: Mountain914 Oct 6 2006, 08:59 AM
Your right on him really being 45, but was it because he was too slow to get there or did he just get lost on his way ? 
Happy B-Day my B-man !! 
Posted by: MW 914 Oct 6 2006, 09:00 AM
Brion is on hickof a gay. Ilernded evryting t no todae frumhim. On of thsoe gays thet wuold gev yuo the skirt off his bcak. Yuo gays cuold lerned alot form him...specailey yuo Gayton.
Hppay Brihtday Brion!
Clearly you didn't everything from ol' Tincup. You use WAY too much punctuation.
Happy birthday Bmunday.
Posted by: Howard Oct 6 2006, 09:53 AM
Happy Birthday, Brian. I'm hung up in meetings all day, but will try to post something fitting later. Betcha can't wait, huh? 
Posted by: JPB Oct 6 2006, 10:07 AM
With all that attention, you must be a pretty cool dude even though you can almost spell as well as me when I'm half boozed up.
:beer1:Bonne Fest Biotch!!!
Posted by: Gustl Oct 6 2006, 10:22 AM
Posted by: /L. Oct 6 2006, 10:41 AM
Oh Happy Day!! Live it UP all day and keep it going all Year 
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 6 2006, 10:43 AM
brian is soooooo talkative too! i mean, you can have conversations with him for hours.....
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 6 2006, 11:00 AM
brian is soooooo talkative too! i mean, you can have conversations with him for hours.....
.........Brian who????
Posted by: Toast Oct 6 2006, 11:05 AM
Posted by: mikez Oct 6 2006, 11:05 AM
Ones that run?
Posted by: lagunero Oct 6 2006, 12:41 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Munday. Can't say anything bad about a guy who's married to Sandra Bullock......huh Scott?
Posted by: jsteele22 Oct 6 2006, 01:52 PM
Spent the day trying to think of something mean to say; couldn't come up with anything. Happy B'day Brian.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 6 2006, 01:57 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Munday. Can't say anything bad about a guy who's married to Sandra Bullock......huh Scott?
ROTFLMAO
+ 1 buddy....
Posted by: TROJANMAN Oct 6 2006, 04:37 PM
HAPPY BDay to the artist formerly known as BMunday
I think you went to RRC, but I am not sure. Are you that guy that looks like Hutch? I guess that's why Starsky always drove.
Well, congratulations on getting over the hill. The way you drive, we weren't sure you would make it. I guess you are way ahead of your time, because you drive like you're howard's age. Pretty soon you'll be nappin in the daytime and be as happy as Gint
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Posted by: LuckieO Oct 6 2006, 04:43 PM
Happy Birthday! 
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 6 2006, 07:54 PM
for the evening crowd.................
....it is a roast you know............HOWIE?????
Posted by: Howard Oct 6 2006, 08:16 PM
Brian, don't take any crap from these people. They are just envious of your good looks and quiet charm. So you can't drive, spell, or form complete sentences. Since you moved IQ of both states has increased.
Regarding the hair loss issue. For every hair that doesn't grow on your head, God has seen fit to replace it with 2. One will grow out of your nose, the other on your ear. As long as you groom them properly, sport this new hair proudly. Braiding your nose hair can be fun, and will give you something to do while looking for a job. Andy can give you some tips on what to do with unwanted hair.
You could use work on your sense of direction, so in honor of your birthday, I have enrolled you in 'Map Reading and Navigation 101'. The instructor, Professor Toast, will contact you shortly. A second course, 'How to Win Friends Thru Positive Conversation' will be available as soon as Gint has the time.
And cheer up. If you didn't like the last 40, wait till you see the fun the next 40 brings. And with friends like this, who needs enemies? 
Posted by: Elliot Cannon Oct 6 2006, 10:33 PM
Who the hell is Brian Mundane anyway? Hippo birdie two ewes.
Elliot
Posted by: majkos Oct 7 2006, 04:38 AM
Happy B-day, Dude!
I'm going to give ya a FREE driving lessons,
so you can really enjoy what theses babies has to offer 
We can use the Green Machine
No more this "Sunday drive" crap 
Posted by: shelby/914 Oct 7 2006, 08:58 AM
Most everything good and bad that can be said, has been. So I'll just say Happy Birthday KID! 40 just a baby 
Posted by: Gint Oct 7 2006, 10:05 AM
I can't top what's already been said. Hope it was a good birthday Brian! 40 is special...
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 7 2006, 10:07 AM
I can't top what's already been said. Hope it was a good birthday Brian! 40 is special...
..........sure you can "smilie"
We were wondering when you'd chime in..........a day late and a dollar short
Posted by: TINCAN914 Oct 7 2006, 10:14 AM
Thanks again for all the B-day wishes everyone!!!!
Posted by: SharonG Oct 7 2006, 10:28 PM
Wow, Brian... not everyone is *special* enough to get their own roast.
Posted by: Road Toad Oct 8 2006, 10:40 AM
Happy 40 th B-Day Brian...now that you are on the downhill side maybe you can keep up.
Enjoy the Day!!!
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 8 2006, 10:44 AM
Wow, Brian... not everyone is *special* enough to get their own roast.
Sharon..........I think it had something to do with him being the ONLY person at RRC not to tease me about ......................................................................
ALLLLLLGEBBRRRRRAAAAA!!!!!
Lisa
Posted by: jd66921 Oct 8 2006, 11:25 AM
Lisa, where was I?? Guess I'm getting old too. I missed it at RRC!
Not that I would ever tease you about it......
Jeff
Posted by: SharonG Oct 8 2006, 11:59 AM
Sharon..........I think it had something to do with him being the ONLY person at RRC not to tease me about ......................................................................
ALLLLLLGEBBRRRRRAAAAA!!!!!
Lisa
Lisa, that may be because Brian still thinks ALLLLLLLGEBRAAAA is a pirate's favorite subject in school!
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 8 2006, 02:53 PM
Lisa, that may be because Brian still thinks ALLLLLLLGEBRAAAA is a pirate's favorite subject in school!
Perhaps Brian is smarter than I gave him credit for.........
Lisa
Posted by: TROJANMAN Oct 9 2006, 09:52 AM
Lisa, that may be because Brian still thinks ALLLLLLLGEBRAAAA is a pirate's favorite subject in school!
Perhaps Brian is smarter than I gave him credit for.........
Probably Not
Posted by: brant Oct 9 2006, 06:54 PM
Brian,
sorry I missed your birthday.
be-lated happy birthday sir!
brant
Posted by: Mrs. K Oct 9 2006, 06:58 PM
Brian,
sorry I missed your birthday.
be-lated happy birthday sir!
brant
............"SIR"??????
Brant, dude, it's a roast thread.........come on you can do better than that
Lisa
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