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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ That whirring noise you hear
Posted by: ClayPerrine Oct 17 2006, 04:16 PM
Posted by: WaideS Oct 17 2006, 04:17 PM
2 words.......................
HELL YEAH
hehehehe 
Posted by: TROJANMAN Oct 17 2006, 04:19 PM
For an SUV, that car look like it serves absolutely no utility at ALL.
Posted by: TonyAKAVW Oct 17 2006, 04:20 PM
1 Word
Tasteless
Posted by: Mamacita Oct 17 2006, 04:22 PM
Ugly with a captial F....
Stacie
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Oct 17 2006, 04:23 PM
SILLY
UGLY
VOMIT
Besides that, tasteless, absurd, silly, and a whole buncha other descriptive terms that don't immediately come to mind. Wonder why they didn't lower it, too?
The Cap'n
Posted by: BMartin914 Oct 17 2006, 04:41 PM
Can we please +1 those wheels? I don't think they're big enough.
Something like this would do...
Posted by: smontanaro Oct 17 2006, 05:08 PM
Hmmm... Familiar color scheme. Now where have I seen that before? 
S
Posted by: blitZ Oct 17 2006, 05:27 PM
That vehicle is tasteless regardless of the color scheme. I don't get the alure, must be a bubba thing.
Posted by: Sammy Oct 17 2006, 05:40 PM
I'm not usually a violent person (who am I kidding, of course I am), but whoever did that needs to be bitch slapped.
Posted by: JPB Oct 17 2006, 05:47 PM
By the words of the great prophet, you are not seeing it in the proper light as that owner sees it and therefore you can't understand what is before your eyes. You are an unbeliever of this great visual revelation and feast of unprecidented occular preportion.
Just hit the crack pipe and you'll understand.
Posted by: jimtab Oct 17 2006, 06:00 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth....a little bit....
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Oct 17 2006, 06:09 PM
SILLY
UGLY
VOMIT
Besides that, tasteless, absurd, silly, and a whole buncha other descriptive terms that don't immediately come to mind. Wonder why they didn't lower it, too?
The Cap'n
They did lower it.
Call me sick
but I like it. It helps that I have put quite a few miles on onein Fla. this summer, bitchin car. You could paint it to look like a
andI would still like it. Like I said... Sick
Posted by: URY914 Oct 17 2006, 07:23 PM
Sad really...
Posted by: SGB Oct 19 2006, 09:00 PM
At least it's NOT a pepper wagon. That person would know what he was doing.
I think Steve will come back to get this guy.
Posted by: BarberDave Oct 20 2006, 05:51 AM
OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT OVER A BAD CASE OF THE TROTS, NOW IT,S STARTING ALL OVER!!!! DAVE 
Posted by: 70Sixter Oct 20 2006, 08:35 AM
The color scheme is catching.
http://news.windingroad.com/auto-news/powder-blue-and-orange-the-next-big-thing/
Posted by: fin Oct 20 2006, 08:38 AM
I'd only do that to a Red Ryder wagon for the kids.
And I refer to the Navigator's style as Post Modern Conestoga.
Cheers,
Fin
Posted by: brer Oct 20 2006, 10:17 AM
That's it, I'm cancelling my order for the authentic reproduciton Le Mans Jacket.
Posted by: grantsfo Oct 20 2006, 10:31 AM
I have always had my heart set on the Barbie edition. All kidding aside I have always liked Hummers and dont find them to be all that terrible.
http://www.truckinweb.com/brandpages/hummer/0508_03z+custom_pink_hummer_h2_sut+front_right_view.jpg
Posted by: dlo914 Oct 20 2006, 01:26 PM
who was it that had a neon green 914 well here's one to match w/ your 914 
Posted by: 1970 Neun vierzehn Oct 21 2006, 09:10 AM
Let's clear the air and freshen our breath with the way it should be...
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Posted by: kwales Oct 21 2006, 10:26 AM
Yup, the world is filled with wannabees,
Painting yer pretend military vehicle (aka Hummer) with an "I wannabe a 917" paintjob is really perverted and demented......
Kinda like a huge football player cross dressing in bright womens's clothes with heavy makeup..... 
It's sad really, trying to make yer Humber have class.. 
Wonder if the driver pretends they are speeding down the Mulsanne and setting up for a high speed turn into the corner in their lace panties.... 
Me? I'm holding out for the "My Little Pony" edition of the 917..... 
Ken
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Oct 21 2006, 11:56 AM
Yup, the world is filled with wannabees,
Painting yer pretend military vehicle (aka Hummer) with an "I wannabe a 917" paintjob is really perverted and demented......
Kinda like a huge football player cross dressing in bright womens's clothes with heavy makeup.....
It's sad really, trying to make yer Humber have class..
Wonder if the driver pretends they are speeding down the Mulsanne and setting up for a high speed turn into the corner in their lace panties....
Me? I'm holding out for the "My Little Pony" edition of the 917.....
Ken
Is it really that bad, I think it looks great on this car. And it isn't a 917 eather.
Posted by: Vacca Rabite Oct 21 2006, 05:00 PM
Is it really that bad, I think it looks great on this car. And it isn't a 917 eather.
At least the 914 is a sports car.
And I HATE the trend of putting super big wheels on escalades and hummers. I really try not to make racial steriotypes, but you always know what the driver is going to look like.
That said, I think Bricks, Bubbles and Donks are kinda cool. Stupid, yeah, but at the same time kinda cool.
Zach
Posted by: kwales Oct 21 2006, 06:07 PM
Actually, I like the 917 paint job on sports cars....- particularly the 917and it's not too bad on a 914.
It's when you put it on an oversize pretend military vehicle wannabe that ain't never gonna race OR handle that it looks just plain wrong.
Do the words demented poser mean anything to you? TACKYTACKYTACKY!
Ken
Posted by: boxstr Oct 21 2006, 10:46 PM
This thing is small enough it could fit inside Steves grave.
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Posted by: Howard Oct 22 2006, 10:09 AM
Holy Mokes! I want it!
Posted by: SGB Oct 22 2006, 01:30 PM
Of course it is OK on a Porsche product, and it is funny on the golf cart. But I bet the Hummer is NOT meant as the joke it is.
Posted by: Howard Oct 22 2006, 08:38 PM
I want one (2)
http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/art/downforce-in-the-den-porsche-917-couch-207858.php
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Posted by: byndbad914 Oct 23 2006, 04:31 PM
nothing is sacred these days! I completely agree that it is completely lame to paint that Hummer like that. Only, and I mean only might it be sorta okay if it were the tow vehicle for a Gulf 917. Then maybe, but even so...
It goes along with that whole NOS becoming "naws".
Dude, I got "naws" on my Prelude!
Me- Oh, you mean you have a Nitrous Oxide Systems kit on the car?
Umm, what? I got a big purple bottle that says NX - dude, I got a 50shot NAWS bro! And the bottle has this marble like color pattern - looks totally sick.
me - (insert :push to ground and kick head until motionless: smiley)
Here I go, this dropped the quarter in me...
Then, they will say that is a "whip". Clearly confused with the old-school rat-rodder term W.I.P. for work in progress. A $60K truck with another $60K in wagon wheels, stereo equipment and stolen paint schemes is NOT a W.I.P. Jackasses. Now I know where the whole "kids these days" came from and I am only 35 
The whole hip-hop culture is a mess because the value of that culture is ripping off something great for personal success (i.e. sampling) because they really have NO musical talent. So, no surprise that truck designer ripped off a classic scheme instead of coming up with something - dare I say - on his own.
And I can guarantee whomever would buy that truck speaks in twos - yo yo, wussup wussup, this is off da hook yo, I mean OFF DA HOOK. Yo, you know what I'm sayin'.
Flava Flave! Errkkk
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