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914World.com _ 914World Garage _ OT: LvSteveH - Are you related to the Valet at Mortons?

Posted by: TROJANMAN Nov 10 2006, 08:58 AM

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"
headbang.gif

As if it wasn't bad enough that Steve gave me a complex about my 914 "being nicer".
Now I need to run out and buy a new driver. huh.gif

Posted by: zen motorcycle Nov 10 2006, 09:06 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 10:58 AM) *

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"
headbang.gif

As if it wasn't bad enough that Steve gave me a complex about my 914 "being nicer".
Now I need to run out and buy a new driver. huh.gif



And the moral of the story is

ALWAYS DRIVE THE TEENER!

Posted by: Paul Illick Nov 10 2006, 09:17 AM

Could be, but I myself would go for the moral that was demonstrated to your boss, that you need a raise! TWO raises!

Posted by: LvSteveH Nov 10 2006, 09:42 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM) *

" Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"
headbang.gif



You made me spit cheerios on my new laptop!

I suggest you get a Prius Hybrid, that way when someone says it's not that nice, you can say, "hey, it's for the environment" wink.gif

Posted by: Howard Nov 10 2006, 09:45 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM) *

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"
headbang.gif


I think the valet was referring to you, not the car. poke.gif

Posted by: KaptKaos Nov 10 2006, 10:49 AM

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM) *

he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"


I hope you didn't tip the SOB.

Posted by: MW 914 Nov 10 2006, 02:31 PM

That is funny stuff Greg. The valet is thing is funny. My wife is always offended when they don't park her car out front.

Posted by: VegasRacer Nov 10 2006, 09:29 PM

Don't take your wife to that restaurant. w00t.gif

QUOTE
"Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"


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Posted by: blabla914 Nov 11 2006, 07:31 PM

QUOTE(Howard @ Nov 10 2006, 07:45 AM) *

QUOTE(TROJANMAN @ Nov 10 2006, 06:58 AM) *

So I go to dinner with my boss last night. I drive.
When we got to Mortons, I handed the keys to the Valet.
When he saw my boss get out of the Audi, he says " Slummin' it tonight Mr. Smith"
headbang.gif


I think the valet was referring to you, not the car. poke.gif


Now THAT's funny.

Kelly

Posted by: JPB Nov 11 2006, 08:20 PM

av-943.gif Welcome to the superficial side of town. You should have replied, " yes, I to am a valet at a restaurant."

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