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Posted by: Lawrence Jan 5 2007, 11:46 AM
We're all friends here... or should be. 
If your login name isn't your first name... would you please add your name to your signature block? 
If you're in the witness protection program... in that case, feel free to make up a new name for yourself. 
Adding info about your car (year, engine, etc) helps people give accurate answers to your questions.
If you haven't set up a signature before, here's how:
1. go to "My Controls" above (yes, on this very page). Click on it.
2. Scroll down... on the left under Personal Profile, you'll see an option called Edit Signature. Click on it.
3. You can add your first name, car info, etc or whatever you like.
4. Click the box that says "Update My Signature" and you're done!
Cheers,
Rusty
Posted by: FlatSix Jan 5 2007, 11:58 AM
Just checking my name.
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 12:27 PM
my name is tyler durden.
Posted by: Jenny Jan 5 2007, 12:29 PM
I'm Marla.
Posted by: Lawrence Jan 5 2007, 12:35 PM
His name is Robert Paulson.
Posted by: michel richard Jan 5 2007, 12:40 PM
Who's your daddy ?
Is he rich like me ?
. . .
Posted by: drewvw Jan 5 2007, 12:41 PM
my name is actually Rudiger Von Heitzel....
wait maybe its Chuck Scarborough?
Sam Cranston?
Chet Cleon?
Burrell J. Gaston?
Tanner Cleveland?
Its one of those.......( sorry I love fake names )
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 12:50 PM
miles long
Posted by: Heeltoe914 Jan 5 2007, 12:53 PM
I am; YELLOWMAN aka; Leamon
Posted by: tdgray Jan 5 2007, 01:17 PM
I am the Lizard King
Posted by: Steve Thacker Jan 5 2007, 01:24 PM
Pudd'in tang..ask me again and I'll tell you the same..
Posted by: GWN7 Jan 5 2007, 01:41 PM
Reipan D. Ecurb
Posted by: Jenny Jan 5 2007, 02:00 PM
This completely backfired. Happy Friday everyone!
~Shaloola
Posted by: PinetreePorsche Jan 5 2007, 02:04 PM
We're all friends here... or should be.
If your login name isn't your first name... would you please add your name to your signature block?
If you're in the witness protection program... in that case, feel free to make up a new name for yourself.
If you haven't set up a signature before, here's how:
1. go to "My Controls" above (yes, on this very page). Click on it.
2. Scroll down... on the left under Personal Profile, you'll see an option called Edit Signature. Click on it.
3. You can add your name, cars, pets, quirky picture (please be kind to dial-up users) or whatever you like.
4. Click the box that says "Update My Signature" and you're done!
Cheers,
Rusty
And, unless the witness folks don't approve, put your location--will help most of us get more familiar with those within a few states of us. AND--might I ask the webmaster (?) if athe two-letter state code could accompany the postings. Esp on items for sale or wanted, this would make "shopping" much easier, as we could skip big items that are to far away to ship cheaply. -Chris H, in DC 'burbs
Posted by: dagdal1967 Jan 5 2007, 03:48 PM
Um.. Mines already in my sig...
But no one cares.. 
Posted by: kart54 Jan 5 2007, 04:02 PM
Mine is actually Brad Pitt
No, no I meant George Clooney
Ooops, not really it's actually Roger Federer.
Happy Friday,
Randy
Ventura, CA
(on the left coast just above Los Angeles for the geographically challenged)
Posted by: PORobinSCHE Jan 5 2007, 04:26 PM
Robin J
Orlando, Florida USA
say it loud, say it proud 
Posted by: Twystd1 Jan 5 2007, 05:03 PM
I am Steve Strombergs worst nightmare.
C
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 05:13 PM
Lt. David Trohle
Gnomeland Security
have you checked your garden gnome lately?
Posted by: grantsfo Jan 5 2007, 05:20 PM
Pussy Galore
Posted by: SLITS Jan 5 2007, 05:23 PM
Sweat T. Buttstink
I live on Uranus
Posted by: 1bad914 Jan 5 2007, 05:39 PM
Gurn Blanston, darn glad to meet yah!
Posted by: TROJANMAN Jan 5 2007, 05:42 PM
depends on who you ask.
some just call me CHE'
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 05:44 PM
depends on who you ask.
some just call me CHE'
it was never che...
it was GRE'GAVARA
Posted by: SLITS Jan 5 2007, 06:04 PM
depends on who you ask.
some just call me CHE'
Is that short
for CHEeeeezzze-Whizzzzzzzzz?Posted by: Mrs. K Jan 5 2007, 06:21 PM
Mrs. Robinson of course
Right Benjamin? 
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 06:22 PM
Mrs. Robinson of course
Right Benjamin?
duh!
Posted by: Mrs. K Jan 5 2007, 06:24 PM
Mrs. Robinson of course
Right Benjamin?
duh!
What do you expect me to make you dinner or something?
Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 5 2007, 06:26 PM
Mrs. Robinson of course
Right Benjamin?
duh!
What do you expect me to make you dinner or something?
that would be nice... but i implied "tasty" LOL
Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 5 2007, 06:29 PM
My porn name is "Beaver Cleaver"
Posted by: tdgray Jan 5 2007, 07:56 PM
Mrs K. I would make you dinner any day of the week and twice on Sunday...
Grrrr... 
Posted by: elwood-914 Jan 5 2007, 08:05 PM
Ted Kaczynski.............
Posted by: KaptKaos Jan 5 2007, 08:17 PM
Susan Dohnym
Heywood Jablome
Michael Hunt
Elizabeth Onnya
Should I continue?
Posted by: Lawrence Jan 5 2007, 08:41 PM
This thread went to hell quickly, huh?
Posted by: john grier Jan 5 2007, 09:34 PM
LOL
This post is funny but just not what it was intended to do.
I use my own name.
john grier
Posted by: McMark Jan 5 2007, 09:55 PM
My name is Mike Mueller.
Posted by: Betty Jan 5 2007, 10:11 PM
Well, let's see.... my login is "Betty"; which is what I go by in real life... 
My given name is "Elizabeth"...
I have occasionally been called "Oh NO! She Showed Up To Kick My Butt On The Auto-X Course Again"... 
Clay sometimes calls me "Pookie Bear"... 
He's also been known to call me "Ol' What's Her Face"... 
I get called "Tool Wench" too.... (Hey... there ISN'T a smiley for a Tool Wench!?!?)...
I guess you could say it's situationally dependent!!!
Posted by: Gint Jan 5 2007, 10:11 PM
My name is Mike Mueller...
My name has been in my description field since day 1.
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jan 5 2007, 10:17 PM
I am the Walrus... Coo Coo Ca Choo....
Actually.. my name has been my login handle since my first day here (there???).
I don't like hiding behind an alias... I am who I am. If you don't like me, then 
Posted by: zen motorcycle Jan 5 2007, 11:44 PM
Do I know my name? What is my name? Ah Ted. Wait no that isn't right! 
Posted by: Crazyhippy Jan 6 2007, 01:03 AM
My name is Neil, Neil Armstrong...
BJH
Posted by: markb Jan 6 2007, 01:15 AM
My name Jose Jimenez......
Posted by: Lou W Jan 6 2007, 04:20 AM
Dirk Diggler 
Posted by: army dude Jan 6 2007, 05:09 AM
I have been called:
a. Fat Bastard
b. Mongo
c. The ID
d. Tony Montoya
but I go by
Ian Allen Guiseppe Antonio Zarro Harrington
adoption is cool but the names can be long as hell !!
Oh, and I am a federal employee so maybe I wrote this and maybe I didn't. And I...was never here!!
Ian in Iraq...again
Posted by: itsaporsche914 Jan 6 2007, 09:01 AM
john jacob jinglehimer schmidt , hey thats my name too
Posted by: aircooledboy Jan 6 2007, 09:57 AM
My real name's in my sig, but some of you may know me better by my porn name, Harry Dixon Toofar.
My most famous film was about an apple cider company looking for just the right container for it's tasty product. It was called "I want My Dicken's Cider Can", produced by Friggemall Productions. 
This post will likely self destruct in 1 hour.
Posted by: drewvw Jan 6 2007, 09:59 AM
good stuff....Gurn Blanston killed me.
Regards,
Luther Springwald
V.P. of Sand and Metals
Globotron Worldwide
Posted by: Brent Jan 6 2007, 12:48 PM
My name is Inego Montoya...
Posted by: ws91420 Jan 6 2007, 01:11 PM
My name is Inego Montoya...
....you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Posted by: Graphikhaus Jan 6 2007, 01:13 PM
Yes, Doug is my real name.
Wasn't sure how big to make a signature image, so here goes:
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Posted by: Jenny Jan 6 2007, 04:42 PM
Inigo Montoya. Damn, Brent, you beat me to it. Nice to know great minds think alike. 
Jen
Posted by: ws91420 Jan 6 2007, 04:45 PM
My name is Bond, James Bond.
Posted by: scotty b Jan 6 2007, 04:52 PM
Big Dick McGee here, nice to meet you sons of bitches 
Posted by: ws91420 Jan 6 2007, 04:55 PM
Mater like tomater without the to.
Posted by: JPB Jan 6 2007, 05:02 PM
My real name is The Dude but you can call me John or Juan..
Posted by: ws91420 Jan 6 2007, 05:08 PM
Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Pere Noel, Sinter Claus, Topo Gigo
Posted by: JPB Jan 6 2007, 05:19 PM
The best name I ever had was from my last girlfrind "Marathon Man." I miss the carzy woman. 
Posted by: Brent Jan 6 2007, 05:31 PM
Inigo Montoya. Damn, Brent, you beat me to it. Nice to know great minds think alike.
Jen
Yes, Marla, we do.
Posted by: Midtowner Jan 6 2007, 05:32 PM
My name is Sulu. See the resemblance? 
Posted by: Lawrence Jan 6 2007, 05:40 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
Posted by: tdsmoonchild Jan 6 2007, 05:59 PM
Buck Naked
Posted by: tdsmoonchild Jan 6 2007, 06:02 PM
Buck Naked
But they call me "Tater Salad"
Posted by: Jenny Jan 6 2007, 06:59 PM
I am Jack's Medulla Oblongata.
Posted by: nycchef Jan 6 2007, 07:07 PM
hello, my name is rich and i'm a narpoholic.
Posted by: erikstoll Jan 6 2007, 07:27 PM
Johnny Faye, im just outta jail...
Posted by: McMark Jun 30 2007, 02:25 AM
Posted by: sendjonathanmail Jun 30 2007, 08:38 AM
My name is in my sig
Posted by: type47fan Jun 30 2007, 09:08 AM
Stu Padasso. . . .at least that's what my wife calls me sometimes. . . 
Posted by: carreraguy Jun 30 2007, 11:53 AM
Klaatu berata nicktoe!
Posted by: Rusty May 25 2008, 10:01 AM
Clay sometimes calls me "Pookie Bear"...
Really?
Posted by: jsayre914 May 25 2008, 11:29 AM
Checking to see if my signature worked
Posted by: ConeDodger May 25 2008, 12:02 PM
My name is in the signature but while I have been here in 914World I have met Susie Rottenkrotch and Sally Suckemsille' They were kissing... It was hot!
Posted by: ClayPerrine May 25 2008, 10:58 PM
Clay sometimes calls me "Pookie Bear"...
Really?
I missed this when it was posted.... Hmmmmmmmm........
Posted by: zymurgist May 26 2008, 07:41 AM
I am Spartacus.
Posted by: mel reckling May 26 2008, 08:05 AM
My name is John Titor
I am a time traveller from the year 2034 who comes back to get parts for my 914 since all parts are NLA in our time. Gas too since it is $4,000 a gallon now.
Posted by: besame mi culo May 26 2008, 08:32 AM
Mine changes......weekly......like my underwear...
Posted by: rick 918-S May 26 2008, 08:45 AM
With my creations? What do you think.... Rube Goldberg!
Posted by: 6freak May 29 2008, 01:37 PM
With my creations? What do you think.... Rube Goldberg!
What ever it is at least its not ..Dick Trickle
Posted by: plymouth37 May 29 2008, 06:13 PM
You can call me whatever you want...
Posted by: dw914er May 29 2008, 06:15 PM
some call me the stig
Posted by: Richard Casto May 30 2008, 09:10 AM
I am...
Colonel "Bat" Guano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?)
...or maybe...
Hedley Lamarr (Thats "Hedley" not "Hedy"!)
Heard this morning that Harvey Korman passed away yesterday. 
Posted by: roundboy914 May 30 2008, 10:05 AM
Richard Cranium
Posted by: rick 918-S May 30 2008, 01:35 PM
With my creations? What do you think.... Rube Goldberg!
What ever it is at least its not ..Dick Trickle
Well, I have been called Dick .. as in YOU DICK!
Posted by: Travis Neff May 30 2008, 01:43 PM
I'm afraid I can't divulge that type of information here.
Posted by: TeenerTim May 30 2008, 03:24 PM
They call me Tim. Watch out for the killer bunny.
Posted by: zymurgist May 31 2008, 07:05 AM
some call me the stig
Some call me the "Space Cowboy"
Some call me the "Gangster of Love"
Some people call me "Maurice"
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
Posted by: rhodyguy May 31 2008, 07:10 AM
bond...james bond.
Posted by: Kansas 914 May 31 2008, 06:35 PM
I am Spartacus.
Ah yes - Oneders (That Thing That You Do).
http://theoneders.ytmnd.com/
Signed,
Buster Hymen
Posted by: rhodyguy Jun 1 2008, 10:14 AM
richard (dick) goesinya
Posted by: cooltimes Jan 5 2009, 12:17 AM
Archive fun always deserves a good
Been called all of these names but Mike is the real handle.
Cool (because cool is how I am when its cold).
mike ( been called that for 100 years if seems).
oldman (?.. never figured that one out yet).
booger (like a snotty nose kid but I was 23 ???).
SadSh-t (look SadSh-t, you get out of that Henry J and fight. That's my sister you are.......etc. ).
hey you ( One after another neighbor moaning about a 914 on jack stands for 3 years at the center of my driveway in front of the house as in, "hey you! wanna haul that rust heap to the junkyard before I call city hall again").
Tennessee Stud ((I told her this was six inches (" .............. ")).
And a million more.
Mike
Posted by: Pdizzle Jan 5 2009, 01:12 AM
Don't care what you call me, just don't call me late for dinner.
Posted by: euro911 Jan 5 2009, 01:35 AM
Jimmy Cracked Corn ... and I don't care 
AKA: Richardo Cabesa - south of the border 
Posted by: FourBlades Jan 5 2009, 08:22 AM
My friends call me "Keith", you can call me "John"...
Posted by: Drums66 Jan 5 2009, 01:06 PM
Lawrence of Arabia.......Formerly known as
Billy Cobham
but lately known as....Blah Blah...Woof Woof!!!!
Posted by: southernmost914 Jan 5 2009, 06:47 PM
I am Barneby Wild 
Posted by: scotty b Jan 5 2009, 06:50 PM
Billy Cobham
NAH couldn't be 
Posted by: zonedoubt Jan 5 2009, 07:01 PM
They Call Me Bruce.
Posted by: zonedoubt Jan 5 2009, 07:01 PM
They Still Call Me Bruce.
Posted by: dgw Jan 5 2009, 08:49 PM
Whats your name Bob?
begins with a B, ends with a B.
Posted by: johnlush Jan 5 2009, 10:36 PM
Heywood Jablome
And if that's really you Billy Cobham, I owe you a beer for all the times Spectrum has made my ears hurt - in a good way!
Posted by: Wilhelm Jan 5 2009, 11:50 PM
I am your Homunculus
Posted by: Wilhelm Jan 6 2009, 07:02 PM
But I'd like to be the Humungus
Posted by: zx-niner Jan 6 2009, 07:30 PM
"My Name is Nobody"
Posted by: Drums66 Jan 7 2009, 12:43 PM
I am the Merman.....Jimi Hendrix
But.........At least I'm Jamin with Jaco Pastorious 
Freddie Hubbard........over here Please!........Lookout Miles!
is that Sinatra?
Posted by: Todd Enlund Jan 7 2009, 01:42 PM
Posted by: Shade Tree Jan 7 2009, 02:21 PM
Signature added! 
Rich.
Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jan 7 2009, 02:46 PM
My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepair to die.
Posted by: effutuo101 Jan 7 2009, 03:28 PM
LOL! I have 6 fingers.
Chris
Posted by: scottb Jan 7 2009, 06:53 PM
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!
YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE AND NOW YOU MUST PAY!
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Posted by: scotty b Jan 7 2009, 08:56 PM
I am the Merman.....Jimi Hendrix
But.........At least I'm Jamin with Jaco Pastorious
Freddie Hubbard........over here Please!........Lookout Miles!
is that Sinatra?
Damned poseur. Regards, Dave Weckl
Posted by: g911 Jan 7 2009, 09:05 PM
I am g. man (send help) 
Posted by: boxstr Jan 7 2009, 10:59 PM
Tommy Bahama
Posted by: Drums66 Jan 8 2009, 02:43 PM
Damned poseur.
Regards, Dave Weckl
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You just don't know!?...... do you???
you get the last word............boy wonder! 
Posted by: McMark Oct 16 2017, 08:09 AM
for the new members
Posted by: Mark Henry Oct 16 2017, 08:27 AM
Real frick'in hard to figure out my name.
Posted by: PanelBilly Oct 16 2017, 09:56 AM
The grandkids call me Papa
Wife calls me in for dinner
Posted by: tygaboy Oct 16 2017, 10:18 AM
They call me "Mr. Tibbs"
Posted by: 76-914 Oct 16 2017, 10:18 AM
Elliot must still be asleep or his computer has crapped out. 
Posted by: Steve Oct 16 2017, 10:43 AM
Um.... Steve
Posted by: oakdalecurtis Oct 16 2017, 10:52 AM
I guess you could make this stuff up, buy why bother when you have these.....
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Posted by: 7TPorsh Oct 16 2017, 10:56 AM
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Posted by: fixer34 Oct 16 2017, 05:05 PM
I guess I could go by 'Chewbacca'...
Posted by: Norskpole Oct 16 2017, 06:53 PM
'Ere ya go....AKA Juanito 
Posted by: RickS Oct 16 2017, 07:49 PM
Nuckin’ Futz is the name.
Don’t be a Dick, ‘cause I got that one covered.
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