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Posted by: ! Nov 24 2003, 03:19 PM

Just because a Pelican is a Bird....ya should not call it one. The Pelican and that other POS, the crow and the seagull are flying rats as far I am concerned.....

Calling it the Skyrat list is more in tune with the scavnging antics of those animals.....

Stirring the pot to make it boil faster as usual.....

Posted by: dsmeyer Nov 24 2003, 03:38 PM

And a Rat is just a fuzzy tail away from free peanuts in the park...
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Posted by: nebreitling Nov 24 2003, 04:58 PM

uh, mike

have some more specific thoughts you'd like to share with us? like, did something in particular happen?

nathan

Posted by: DuckRyder Nov 24 2003, 05:16 PM

I totally don't get this?

In fact I would bet that most folks float back and forth.

It seems apparent that something happened you didn't like, but why paint with such a broad brush?

Posted by: ! Nov 24 2003, 05:47 PM

Nothing serious....some people hate squirrels, I hate Pelicans, seagulls and crows. The old hag across the street feeds them every morning with cat food...they hang out and shit all over the cars under the telephone wires.....

Pelicans and seagulls steal bait and shit on my boat.....they also shit in the ocean off a favorite surf spot and make people sick. No bitch against PP, just don't call those rats, birds....

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Posted by: ! Nov 24 2003, 05:47 PM

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Posted by: GWN7 Nov 24 2003, 08:38 PM

Get an owl statue and put it up on the corner of your house. If that dosen't work, Co2 powered pellet gun and take up sniping early in the morning. Do it from a blind so the neibours don't see you. Kids tent works good for that.

I had grackles build a couple nests in the Elm in the back yard. Everthing was fine till they started dropping their crap in my pool. Called a tree service to spray for cankerworms. Birds went away....

Crows carry West Nile Virus........

Posted by: kwales Nov 24 2003, 08:44 PM

OK MikeZ,

Move away from the window. Those birds are stalking you.

Alfred Hitchcock was right!

It's the Birds!!!!!!

Ken

Posted by: TimT Nov 24 2003, 08:45 PM

I saw a seagull sitting on a plastic owl at a local marina.... wish I had the camera with me

Posted by: GWN7 Nov 24 2003, 08:50 PM

That's where the pellet gun comes in. When they land on the plastic owl....Blam