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Posted by: thomasotten May 14 2007, 08:36 AM

When you watch the movie 2001 space odyssey and you realize that the dimensions of the monolith, 1X4X9 (the squares of the numbers 1, 2 & 3) can be rearranged to read 914.

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Or when you are doing a calculation at work, and you convert 3 feet to millimeters, and you realize that it comes out to exactly 914.4 mm. And you say "cool!"

You might be a 914 redneck... ravenna914.jpg



Posted by: mrhurtalot May 14 2007, 08:42 AM

or if you notice at the bottom of the 914world forum.
some genius has changed the software version to v9.1.4

Posted by: dflesburg May 14 2007, 09:37 AM

or you constantly see the number 914 appear on your clock, calandar, change back, etc and point this out to your wife, kids and friends....

Posted by: zymurgist May 14 2007, 09:59 AM

Or you wake up on Sunday morning after arriving home at 1:15 the previous night, check the clock to see how long you slept, and notice that the time is 9:14.

This happened to me yesterday. True Fact!

Posted by: thomasotten May 14 2007, 10:19 AM

Let's see some 914 redneck backyards and frontyards!

Posted by: ClayPerrine May 14 2007, 12:09 PM

You laugh and say COOL! when the total on a purchase comes to $10.86 and all you have to pay the person with is a $20.00 bill!!!


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Posted by: 1970 Neun vierzehn May 14 2007, 01:05 PM

...when you try to get a phone # such as.....XXX-0914 or XXX-9144 laugh.gif


Posted by: shaggy May 14 2007, 01:50 PM

..when you tip on bills so that it comes out to exactly x9.14

Posted by: thomasotten May 14 2007, 01:51 PM

When you are working on your 914 project in the front driveway and are astonished that the people in the cars driving by don't immediatley slow down, back up, park and walk up to say hi and check out your totally cool project.

Posted by: dflesburg May 14 2007, 01:53 PM

When you interview for a job and proudly explain that yes, you have in fact been arrested, because somebody called your 914 a VW and you beat him senseless....

Posted by: mills914/s May 14 2007, 02:37 PM

QUOTE(thomasotten @ May 14 2007, 09:19 AM) *

Let's see some 914 redneck backyards and frontyards!


Here is a 914 redneck backyard
1 running silver 914...1 dead 914 a 1959 MB 190...a 1990 surburban, 2 boats. A shop full of 912 914 and 356 parts. A pit to work on cars but cant get to it its covered with 914 parts....Im a 914 redneck


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Posted by: orange914 May 14 2007, 03:09 PM

QUOTE(thomasotten @ May 14 2007, 09:19 AM) *

Let's see some 914 redneck backyards and frontyards!

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Posted by: orange914 May 14 2007, 03:16 PM

QUOTE(thomasotten @ May 14 2007, 09:19 AM) *

Let's see some 914 redneck backyards and frontyards!




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Posted by: orange914 May 14 2007, 03:21 PM

i know this isnt a 914 aplication, but ... it did hit me personnally the other day...you know youre a red neck if you go to costco for dinner (you all know what i mean) AND you buy only 1 item or less! tooth.gif

Posted by: thomasotten May 14 2007, 03:38 PM

If you ever thought about using a discarded and unusable 914 part in your garden somewhere...

Posted by: bottomend May 14 2007, 03:44 PM

...when you attempt to practice your newly aquired German by replying to a typical question from a sales person;

"is the gift your buying for an adult?"

and you answer; 9,14

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