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Posted by: BarberDave Jan 26 2004, 02:58 PM

I got this out off this months Car Craft,pretty much applies. 10 signs you have a 914

10. Theres a container of Gojo in your bathtub.
9. You wake up earlier on Sat. than you do on workdays.
8.You can't remember your wifes birthday,but at the slightest prompting you can recite you cars ,
bore,stroke,displacement,cam specs,rocker ratio.bearing clearances, valve specs,rod length,journal diameters, bolt torque specs,carb jetting,plug gaps,shift points,comperssion ratio,
7. You pack your spare tool set for a trip to Barbados,and a carb to rebuild on the plane.
6. You lie awake at night thinking of 914 parts.
5. A jury finds you innocent by reason of insanity when you were stopped for doing 120, you were unable to tell right from wrong.
4. You wake up in the middle off the night in a cold sweat screaming " Die Honda"
3. You fire up a engine you rebuilt for the first time and you get aroused.
2. You and your cam break-in sessions are the topic of heated discussion at the local block associstion meetings.

1. You find a dear john letter from your wife on Monday morning dated Fri.
Any or all apply ?????
Dave

Posted by: DrifterJay Jan 26 2004, 03:12 PM

#1 is a definate...

Posted by: DrifterJay Jan 26 2004, 03:14 PM

god I love the power of the internet

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Posted by: tat2dphreak Jan 26 2004, 03:14 PM

#6... I thought I was the only one?!?!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Jan 26 2004, 03:17 PM

proof! mine is in the garage with the hose

Posted by: DNHunt Jan 26 2004, 03:44 PM

#8 Wife's birthday was yesterday. Took her to get a new ski parka, on the way we stopped by rhodyguy's to drop of parts.

Dave

Posted by: Air_Cooled_Nut Jan 26 2004, 06:13 PM

QUOTE(BarberDave @ Jan 26 2004, 12:58 PM)

... 2. You and your cam break-in sessions are the topic of heated discussion at the local block associstion meetings...

My neighbors can relate to this. Thank GOD my 'hood doesn't have CCNR's!

Posted by: zehrschnell914 Jan 27 2004, 11:57 AM

Guilty of #10 for sure! #9 also on occasion.

Posted by: skline Jan 27 2004, 03:08 PM

I am guilty of 2 and 3. There is nothing like the feeling of firing up a motor the first time after having it spread across your garage floor.

Posted by: sj914 Jan 27 2004, 03:12 PM

i think I'm gulty of #6

Posted by: Jeff Bonanno Jan 27 2004, 04:11 PM

kind of like #6 - drifted off to sleep last week watching Jaby's bugmevideo 8 TIV video

jbb